My Dick's All Shitty

[dogshittaco24]

The members of Jefferson Starship each disliked this a shitload of times.

[WishesNetwork]

A great parody to a horrible song. I like that they use the MIDI version.

[BestNameEvar]

nice to hear this song in good audio, this shitty songs been stuck in my head for 2 fucking years and finally hearing it properly is like taking off earplugs you've been wearing all day

and the energy he puts into the song really makes it "YOU GOOOOT A DIRTY HAMPEEER"

[bronc30td]

Pics in this video are great. Bawby looks like he's got fake chompers, Vos looks like Adam Sandler's completely unsuccessful brother, and young Louis CK looks like a serial murderer.

[dogshittaco24]

This is the best fucking parody I've ever heard!

[dogshittaco24]

Crying! Thank you!!!!

[gbelous]

How can anyone dislike this video? Friggin Hilarious!

[mayonaises2002]

I love this fucking song. Best song parody in history.

[Doc3451]

1:21 Travis Bickle?!?! LINGER LONGER!!!

[fixitray]

Perfect song parody. Haters eat ass.

[onebaud]

The first sign of aids is shit on your dick!

[Shargrailar]

The singers enthusiam really sells this song

[bungkjlkjkljlkj]

See Lewis Black in the preview pic, then get this waste of garbage.

[jorgelemonjello]

Ha, is that Vos trying to look like a broke Adam Sandler?

[JoseDCampa]

what i love the most about this song is that it makes me laugh every time but none of my friends think it's funny.

[gendjlee]

Boy, Louis CK sure looked a lot like Colin Quinn back in the day.

[CoolerKing37]

lol, was that picture of young Louis CK a mugshot?

[gendjlee]

This stinks, and I don't like it!

[GinKoyama]

@gendjlee I see what you did there.

[ConspectuMortis]

This song scares me in some weird way.

[KolYma89]

so much passion

[Zgamer618]

LOFL

[GaijinNH]

I see these guys haven't gotten any less lame since they left WAAF...

[unstoppableExodia]

Jefferson Starship would be proud of this, I'm sure of it.

[kantitms]

I love this song.

O&A

[JetBlack7000]

stupid

[StiflerNY]

still fucking funny!

[yankeys92]

An O & A classic! Now I hear the real song and this is all I think of!

[MasterRidley451]

tastefully done

10/10

[CroJunak]

i´ll have this song played on my funerall

[BJZnRPZ]

my dicks all shitty from your asshole

[DStroyerPA]

I just stumbled upon the Starship song on the radio a few minutes ago and had to come home and listen to this one to cleanse the palate. Thank you for posting this. Frunkis.

[Bluegoo]

If I had to listen to this song, or the original, everywhere I went for the rest of my life, it would be this.

[CommanderChet]

I heard this song this morning... lol

[boxingfanofthegame]

This is fuckin classic ..

[boxingfanofthegame]

Love it

[JeremyRodriguez06]

0:51 so hilarious with that shot of lil' yimmy and patrice. hahahaha

[JeremyRodriguez06]

hahahaha

[heartyhoopz1184]

lol why does everyone hate that song so much?? its an awesomely bad song, but its not evil-y bad or anything!

dont get me wrong, this song is WAY better haha

[DrewskyLuv]

when he comes in on the chorus the 2nd time, i about cried laughing, he was into it.

[livardo]

best cover from that crappy 80s song...

[markymarkbb]

that song did blow lmao

[dvaintsogr8]

Clancop [face_mischief]

[Simgor]

LOL

[sportyfrunk]

Louis CK hasn't changed a bit;)

[odie0220]

whip em' out !!!

[ledzeppelinfreak13]

asowme

[mynameaborat993]

what the shit?

[lunarsiege]

my dad played in a band with the original guy(mickey thomas)who sang 'we built this city on rock'n roll' when they were just kids(like 20yrs old)....haha just this song was worth it,very funny

[olmosfan]

Yimmy's head shot is so creepy

[maddingo12]

fucking-a!

[Chadhead]

so you fuck guys, is that what you're trying to say? Thats cool man, rock on

[52zach]

where did you get the song?

[cjone234]

They played it on the show one day, so I downloaded it off of Foundry.

[BlackCalico27]

Opie and Anthony are fucking WIN.

[FRITNER]

WNEW Rules!

[rxlover]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wooofums]

guy is trying so hard to sell it during the chorus, so funny

[htu]

all the o&a favorites who ever made this video you kick ass.

[lostmages]

This will replace rick rolling. and i'll be there to say "Told ya so."

:D

[Ciaran272]

wat the fucking hell???!!!

[dreamdewil]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzz............

[SnerdWilliams]

LINGER LONGER!

[phasmaster]

Homophobic, racist, and horribly made!

GOOD JOB!

[MrRahtin]

@phasmaster It's clearly a man singing to a woman. And if you think "it looks just like a black man's, but not quite as thick" you really need to look at the definition of the word racism and really consider what you are choosing to be sensitive about in your life.

[shmibbleman]

lol this shit is catchy i have to admit.

[davibean]

awesome song nigga! colin quinn and lil yimmy rule

[Wii4me]

lmao!

[manka6]

wtf

[davibean]

love those guys

[EGMAG]

I agree that sexual delegation is up to the individual! It is the health hazards I cannot agree with; like bleeding hemorrhoids and possible cancerous problems from plastic toys. Think about serious replies only --thanks

[SnarkLicker]

I'm sorry if this doesn't seem serious enough to you, but I'm really curious to know... could you elaborate for me which cancers come from sex toys? I mean, yeah, you could get an infection or something if they're not cleaned properly between uses, but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone getting cancer from a plastic sex toy. Maybe you could reply with a link to a website where someone is diagnosed with cancer and the doctors have determined that he got it from a sex toy.

[bigballs1369]

with all the chemicals and carcinogens in lubes and plastics i guess its a possibilty but if i were a queer id be alot more worried about the KKK the catholics and the nazis gang beatiing me to death

[bigballs1369]

with all the chemicals and carcinogens in lubes and plastics i guess its a possibilty but if i were a queer id be alot more worried about the KKK the catholics and the nazis gang beatiing me to death

[EGMAG]

SnarkLicker elaborate for me which cancers come from sex toys?<<

It's known medically,that constant prolonged mechanical sex toy abuse on tissues, especially the mucous membranes, promotes irritations that effect in carcinomas, even sarcomas. Adding chemical based substances & mechanical irritation to tissues can intensify cellular defenses; sometimes damaging the cell nucleus into producing wild carnivorous mutated cell reproductions, radicals can be programed at a sub-atomic particle level!

[115305668]

And of course 99.9% of all women who masturbate get vagina cancer by age 50. This is because it is a sin to masturbate. God is punishing us for our sins.

[LinksFan123]

ok okokokokokokokokokkokoko what the hell

[lblbates]

get a fucking life asshole wtf? is this shit anyway

[lblbates]

wait wtf? when did i say that? when did i watch this video i never looked this up or commented whats going oh?

[lblbates]

I have a dandy idea....why don't you all "EAT SHIT"!!!!!

[whatagoofy]

You dont think daterape is cool man? Your fucked, it's the number one american thing to do. I hope you get raped by your mom. Castrated by your boyfriend, also some AIDS will do fine. So you sir's can go shoot up some herion and go and watch some more stupid dick shitting HIV loser youtube videos.

[Pr0jectWeird]

Date rape = comedy gold

[poocockie]

You think date rape is funny, Loser? Go F### yourself. I hope you get date raped with a splintered rolling pin.

[Quimby3000]

It's the internet, dude.

Have a sense of humor.

[DHOUSE5]

Next time my dick gets all shitty im going to sing this song tot he girl. My dicks so shitty, from your asshole! Then she will be like "Where am I?" AND then hahahah /HAHA il be like DATE RAPED BITCH. Oh god. oh god

[toiletwet]

great song!

[whatagoofy]

Are you serious or stupid? Your a big dude, talkng shit over the computer. First off. Let me state that this is a joke. The only people that truly get mad at something like this is when it offends them personally. Are you offended because you cannot face the truth about your eventual demise from the HIV virus? Stupid american. Go hunt some innocent iraqis.

BTW. For your information. Im straight. Im christian. Also i'd probably kick your ass. Mentally and physically. So shut the fuck up. Loser.

[thebjgj]

you sir are an idiot have a good day.

[whatagoofy]

You are all very stupid people. Im quite disgusted. By the way, wear a condom fucker then your dick wont be shitty, dumb fucking HIV positve losers.

[snivley2001]

Whatagoofy your screen name doesn't match with whats fucking funny..... Wow! this song is a joke...apparently you are to dense to understand the humor in this.... I intend to stultify you by this comment...which in this case you missed the point completely.

[snivley2001]

In case of a retorte from Whatagoofybitch....if your so disgusted and we are stupid people then why did you u click the the video "My Dicks All Shitty" what did u expect?...Or Maybe your a Conservative right-wing christian closeted Homosexual... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[drfuturity]

Anyone feel certain about the lyrics here? That line in the pre-chorus sounds something like "your coolie needs a diaper 'cause I'm in your colon blow." Is that right? If so, what's "coolie" in this context?

Thanks in advance for any feedback. I've been cracking up about this for half a week now.

[BestNameEvar]

@drfuturity "coolie" is a word they've been using for a while to refer to the asshole, though I swear I've heard them use it for the ole' cunt as well

I also just realised this comment is 3 years old and the guys obviously not gonna read this, suck my dick.

[drfuturity]

@BestNameEvar Yeah, obviously not going to read it because Youtube email notifications don't exist. We'll see who sucks now(and I'm not talking about that misused comma.)

Thanks for the sexy reply, in any case....

[BestNameEvar]

@drfuturity shit man you replied immediately and tried to correct PUNCTUATION on YOUTUBE? I cry for you =(

[drfuturity]

@BestNameEvar I didn't "try," I succeeded effortlessly. Took me seconds.  That Youtube's full of weenies that don't know first grade punctuation doesn't make you any less wrong. I'm crying a billion times harder and drowning in my tears for you.

[herbie0101]

LMAO!

[davibean]

patrice looks even more gorilla like than usual in that pic

[JaceGGD]

i just rolfed on an epic level @ the lewis black pics

[smurfiennes]

ha ha ha....

[oavirus]

The pic of Bob Kelly is very homo erotic.

[bmischel]

I can't get this godamn song out of my head.

[CBod55]

not my cup of tea, but not bad.

[Wheelpack]

The video is too short! This is one of those ear worm songs.

[FlashVirus]

Nice video.