Hardly Working: Love and Sleep

[ajbguitar123]

how is there possibly STILL hardly workings i havent seen??!??!?!

[deathly861]

@berson14 or as Dane cook would say, a deacon 3 level cock blocker

[berson14]

amir= biggest cockblock

[blade3337]

@berson14 Just like my last girlfriend, bow chicker wow wow.

[meltedstation0123]

im so amir in this position

[rossplendent]

"You butt-- HO!"

[Skal28]

My god, Amir is such a Clock Block

[zloadesf]

b-b-b-b-buzzkill amir

[SuperGamingguitarist]

They both feel like a dream

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

We're animals... what's to say that other animals don't love too.

[JDDragon2009]

actually, that one at 1:35 was the same for love and sleep for me

[Someguy362]

dan and amir would be 1000 times better than jake and amir

[penguinsoulja96]

@Someguy362 you are an anus of the highest caliber

[superbadandsupermad]

@penguinsoulja96 an "anus 50cal" of you will

[DatFlank]

Introspective as fuck...

[JMcKaySV]

Sarah is a pretty bad actress

[MrDudeface23]

amir just solved all of my problems. not even joking bro.

[WolfN931]

Love is fighting your way through the desert to get home to your fiancé

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

LOL!!!! Amir is so technical.

[STINK123456789]

LOOOOLLLL!!!! the end got me XD

[TDO615]

i thought this was called cockblock before?

[jamesl9]

me

[iamtheeggman18]

Similes use like or as you butHUH!

[LizTheSinger]

I have to admit I'm mainly focusing on the drawing behind Dan and what the hell it's to mean...

[matthew22331]

cockblocked!!

[tjariusjinx]

No beard Amir looks like a baby...

[monstaslaya]

I love Dan's metaphors being dismissed by Amir's logic.

[Imdede85]

Lol!

[AGuyInAG]

Similes use like or as you butt- HO

[Roronoa2zoro]

Amir is fighting with logic now? When did the universe collapse?

[harrypotterrox4ever]

Lol Amir is just realistic.

[The8347135]

Amir the Cock Block

[Ola9SaMbA]

amir is really a buzz kill in this one

[Winterisawsome]

Amir is a horrible wingman

[jimmy8380980]

come on amir we want to watch porn

[Owinurface2012]

Amir 1 Dan 0

[captinchillin]

dan is a stud

[Lenwelocked]

lol Amir

[TeddiesandBieber]

HOW COULD AMIR CORRECT DAN IN SAYING THAT THEY WERE METAPHORS WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DOFFERENCE?! THINK IT THROUGH!

[ForceRecon198]

This is so me right there, what Amir's doing. I hate sentimental douches hitting on girls... >:D

[PoptartsCh0c0l4te]

ahahahah lol amir is being a cockblocker

[coolsvilleowner]

@PoptartsCh0c0l4te no, hes just being amir lol

[XVWReDBullWXV]

Fuckin amir

[CelloJello555]

I like it when they let Amir be intelligent :)

[RobTFG]

hahahah i think i like the videos where amir is the smart guy who combobreaks everyone else. too much Jake and Amir tought me otherwise...

[pataponmaster00]

WOW Amir's A Little Bit Smart In Hardly Working

[Control747]

amir is awsome

[Regginyaga]

rapid eye movement

[mahkimahk]

@MrMvconedy yeah I felt sleep too

[xxxxxxxMagiiC]

Excuse me I am a after lunch dessert beverage and I find this offensive

[Thpolarexpresss]

Did anyone notice the drawing of Ricky at 1:20 ??

[MurphyMoose94]

pretty sure this is the last one to have the "HUH!" at the end...

[zorpher123]

Amir is so great in this.

[NinjXPk]

How many people had the same reaction as sarah at the end?

[cihat44]

@NinjXPk 56 people are nerds

[themostabsolute]

Sarah ending XD

[lucariox2o]

what about geting a blowjob in your sleep and wake up for that reson

[MrRapromance]

HOLY shit he is ruining every thing

[Chrille195]

Come on college humor i gotta sleep now only one more !

[MonkEbar5]

Like,as or THAN u bitch lol

[Shaboostein]

The pilot for the NEW show: Dan and Amir!

[AuRevoirTune]

Sounds like butthole because Sarah said butt and then that sound at the end of each video sounds like hole.

[rajdeep101]

I ACCTUALY HAVE A ENGLISH TEST TOMMORW, NO BS, NOW I KNOW~!!

[TheMistermanboy]

you butt... HUH!!

[sirhoeable]

Dan becoming Jake xDD

[0xmanaphyx0]

I LOVE YOU SARAH!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE?!?

[OMGITZSxYRoBoT]

It's funny cuz at the end Sarah is like you butt and then the voice is like whole! Hahahhaah

[GOtR97]

Seems like Amir is branching out from being "friends" with just Jake...

[MerryGo528491]

I love Amir sometimes :)

[holyelectricalsocket]

What about wet dreams?

[keuldude95]

@holyelectricalsocket Sleep because most of the time it's just because you want to fuck 'em, not romance. If it IS about "true love"/love, then congrats, you have just fused together those two terms successfully.

[coolsvilleowner]

@holyelectricalsocket LLOOL

[KingAdonisDNA]

@holyelectricalsocket Sex, not love.

[chicopluma]

@holyelectricalsocket thats sex not love XD

[CapnBadass1]

Sara at the very end.

"Similes use like or as, you Buttf-"

[ok2431]

Did u draw that Dan? 1:20 Cause u talking about drawings

[blcdfblcdf]

I get euphoria from sleep AND love

[doombybbr]

animals DO fall in love (we are technically animals anyways)

[XIIIXDavidXIIIX]

whats the little piano melody that plays in this video ? it sounds nice

[emzluvsyaall]

Similies use like or as you buttHUH.

[mutantnaga]

7-eleven definitely paid them something. notice how the slurpee logo is always facing the camera even when the camera angle changes.

[keyb2lok]

ima a smartass to my friends when ever they try to make metaphorical references between to unlike things as well whenever i drink a slurpee. i think its the slurpee

[joethehobo5]

Coulda replaced Dan with Jake and made it a Jake and Amir :P

[metal882]

Dan has cocked blocked so many times and now as carma Amir is cock blocking him, nice

[BakersVault]

A shark is an animal.

Sharks don't sleep.

[samsam29]

buttHUH

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Trust amir

[theytookmyjob95]

since when does amir think clearly?

[SpahklyShoes]

amir looks so wierd without stuble. o.o

[graff069]

1:46 awesome picture top right

[TheBlackbeltfighter]

Wtf is cock blocked!!!!!!!!!!!

[graff069]

@TheBlackbeltfighter someone who blocks your cock from getting laid. duh

[llVIU]

fucking cockblockers

[coolsvilleowner]

"similies use like or as you butt "*HOH*!

[spacman53]

@coolsvilleowner Wow.You forgot the quotation marks at the end.

[coolsvilleowner]

@spacman53 aha thanks for that reply, i needed a break from work

[spacman53]

@coolsvilleowner no problemo and next time dont forget the ending quotation mark

[mangopeaches756]

I like how this video is the reason i remember the difference between metaphors and similies... The more you know *cue music*

[SergeantPotatoe]

Amir is AWESOME

[sirluckduck]

why is amir talking wisely

[theNRjetic]

Cock block FTW!

[MrUnsteddy]

Go Amir, Dan's a shit poet.

[rainawein]

did anyone see the van ween doodle of ricky behind pat? hahaaaa

[TheBlightning]

@rainawein did u just call dan pat!?!?!?

[hackal10000]

Amir FTW!

[niganada]

Actually he DID use simile. on 1:24 he started with the word LIKE

[SNAnocxkai]

cock blocked LMAO!

[SilverSabre1220]

COCKBLOCK

[Mrsteisag2]

haha look at the van veen drawing in the background at 1:17

[mysuperhumanmushroom]

Amir ruining the moment:)

[Axion3812]

me and a buddy went to new york city last week stayed at a hotel near times square, went to the buidling college humor is in but their on like the 17th floor =P i feel for Amir though, i fell asleep on the subway too

[Aus11Jspike]

everytime amir said something i couldnt help but laugh =) ruining dans poetry

[moviefreek998]

haha amirs cock blocking

[JoannnaaaMarie]

KassemG + McLovin = Amir

[fieryyanks95]

@JoannnaaaMarie chrismtspaitz

[MenAmongPoodles]

Love and Sleep.

They're good things.

...so yeah.

[Luxkoko]

I was trying to do my English essay and googled Love and Sleep, this came up, and now I can never go back to writing it. Ever again.

[CaitlinShea0216]

Sleep and love. Two things that can't happen at the same time.

[anotione]

wat about sex

[456dna]

anti-joke chicken.

[TellHerOnTheOffBEAT]

... arpeggio

[guitaromania1345]

i love you amir

[happilyeveramber]

sorry I meant she's the only REGULAR at collegehumor.

[happilyeveramber]

I find it funny how since sarah is the only girl in collegehumor, they all have crushes on her.

[bullsquid42]

@happilyeveramber She's like Smurfette

[superkellerman8D]

You buttHUH!

[ZekeWhiting]

Amir killed her with a bus.

[777goul]

I love how they covered up the 7-11 mark with a scrap of paper.

[MultiLightining]

1 second later...

"then again,can't you do both at the same time in a dream"

"no, cause can't really love then suddenly sleep"

"COCKBLOCKER!!!"

[AndyMcCy]

He should've compaired Love and Sleep in the way that in both we create illusions to fool ourselves whether it's a dream of granduer or believing that a woman is perfect...

[baamoo10]

 i suddenly have an urge to go get a slurpee

[AEMoreira81]

SarAmir - the best cockblock!

[pummelhead]

Thas one melted Slurpee

[lynwood99000]

half of my favorited videos are all collegehumor

[MlssChanandlerBong]

Was she going to say buttwipe or buttmunch? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!

[LizBiz1975]

@MlssChanandlerBong I don't know…I thought she was going to say "butthole."

[MlssChanandlerBong]

@LizBiz1975 Yeah... Or buttfucker...

[superkellerman8D]

Love and going to bed. Aren't they really the same thing?

[mrdarklord102]

You butt-HO

[MrPeattie]

1:53 You Butthole.

[natzilover]

amir is a cockblock

[nts4906]

Roofies is for sleep and love

[CarriedFarAway]

Haha Dan being serious for once!!

[JonesCharlesbond]

amir is so smart. lol

[luqcrusher]

Love and Sleep.

Something many people don't get enough of.

There. Take that, Amir. :)

[HeyThatRhymes90]

@luqcrusher

Haha, well done.

[HeyThatRhymes90]

@luqcrusher

Beautiful. lol

[hhmm89]

@luqcrusher well you can't really say that unless you've done research

[bionicbunny3000]

@luqcrusher I sleep well and get some loven...

[PepsiLuvrr]

OMG I LOVE DAN'S EYEBROW. <3 :D

[chaosweapon1]

i think dan and sarah would make a good couple.

[Whoaheyyitsme]

"why are any of us here?"

"we work here."

LOL!!!

[funnycreep]

well I love sleep, sooo XD

[VARider124]

Amir's Slurpee is melted... :(

[starkiller1289]

Amir is more literal than i am

[TheNalrayes]

i will never have a light beer in my entire life -_-

[triforcebandofficial]

god damn i hate that m.night shamalan parody they do im still scared shitless

[robbysheldon]

Sleep? What is sleep, of which they speak? I think... yes, I think I remember something of this "sleep", but it is as a faint, distant memory as if from a past life.

It seems like only last evening(and maybe it was) that I pushed play on a collegehumor video and "sleep" was forever gone from me. Still you may find me pressing onward through many a video, unresting.

Sleep? What is sleep, of which they speak?

[newnilzizi]

@robbysheldon Where is that from? I think I've heard something similar before..

[robbysheldon]

@newnilzizi Just something I threw together 'cause of sleep deprivation and them talkin about sleep. It was about 4 in the morning, and yeah, I finished watching most of the Hardly Working playlist before I crashed for the night (day?)

[newnilzizi]

@robbysheldon Huh, could've sworn I've heard it before.

[alexman9000]

@robbysheldon That was beautiful man... (wipes tear)... just beautiful...

[Jemma1999]

That's what I do to my mom when she's trying to be poetic, and she gets really mad at me. :P

[sladunkaAa]

you buttHOOH xD

[CssFade]

LOl the end. "You but" HOOOOH

[funnybee98]

133 people dont know the difference between love and sleep

[strangerwithkandie]

Its 4:45 am... I've been watching College Humor since 4 pm...

[tyhie13]

its funny because the "HUH" at the end makes it sound like sarah said butthole

[mrhappyman]

How much do you wanna bet that she says buttfucker at the end of the short and that's why Amir says it in the Jake and Amir: Sickly.

[BornSkilled1]

am not confused from sleep.

[Ieatnails4breakfast]

LOL

[Juoplify]

mutual respect and admiration is definitely sleep

[R0Yification]

What amir knew something....WHAT THE FUCK

[BigHandsMen]

we work here

[crazysnuffff]

OOOOh sarah must be an English Major!

[Jahfroo]

I was gunna point out that similies use like or as but Sarah did that for me lol

[27RandomMaxx]

to be fair amir loved a girl until jake killed her with a bus

[qwertyuiop787]

@27RandomMaxx true dat