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  • hahahaha this is crazy lmao

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    V racist

  • Haha stupid niggers

  • Hahaha i was trying to figure out what the white guy would say but nothing i thought of was that funny

  • It's always the white guy cuz it's funny.

    -A yellow guy.

  • LOL its funny that they always use the white guy to act gay to subconsciously play down the masculinity of white men, even though ive seen WAY MORE (especially since blacks only makeup 12% of the population, percapita there is more gay black men) black men being flamers or downlow gays. Black men having more gay sex in prison than anyone (seems like they are obsessed w/ass anyway the nigger blacks dont care if the fat ass is man or woman) yet homophobia is unusually huge in black community.hmmm

  • whats the white guy doin there? :) FAKE!

  • come on man! why is it always the white guy? haha

  • Anyone know the song that plays at the end of the video?

  • @coondogtheman1234

    Biggie - Dead Wrong

  • @Prestige401K

    Cool Thanks. Thought it was a custom made song for the ad.

  • I don't get it

  • @spudfilms1 The white guy said he was going to ejaculate in another mans ass

  • anyone know how to change registered email on Urbandictionary, cuz i wanna keep name but i dont wanna keep screening it from old email.

  • Any one know when you post something on urban dictionary how long it take them to review it b4 it on website???

  • LMAO

  • I visit Urban dictionary frequently, its so fun to look up random words :D

    Def in my top list of websites that i use

    Andi become smarter every time i visit the site too, a new word almost every day

  • looks lioke eminnems wack assss

  • every time i send urbandictionary a definition, "they decide not to publish it" they are stealing my words !!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches!!!!!!!!

  • @the1hero1of1time How long it take to review it? You know???

  • @godtheonyt a few hours

  • @the1hero1of1time How come it say - "Your entry is under review by editors." For like 5 days now???

  • @godtheonyt i signed up for urbandictionary and i think that you can be an editor or something like that. i don't really know, i haven't been on urbandictionary in a while.

  • @the1hero1of1time THX!!!

  • I'm white and UD is a sick, sick place. Immature racist 12 year old perverted fucks who want to show off their sexism/racism

  • @lol4madwafflesh

    Seriously?

    You MUST have no kind of life what so ever.

    Urban dictionary helped me when i moved to the hood.

    Whenever someone said jailbait' I loooked it up.

    Now i am EDUCATED!

    Cunt.

  • most of the definitions are some nasty sexual act which sounds stupid just by the name, or a rant

  • Alaskan Firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

  • Tallahassee Trail Blazer - When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.

    ex.After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.

  • Always a white guy lmfao

  • i got a video on busting a nut in a dudes ass, cum and watch it

  • Check out the new definition of llama on urbandictionary!!! And view the trailer to THE LLAMA SONG on my page!!!

  • thats a horrible logo

  • My favorite UD definition:

    Two party system: Complete shit.

    Example: Man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

  • Watching this piece, it is evident that the vitriol on urban dictionary aimed at certain groups is justifiable. Observing this video makes me feel like Diane Fossey. Also, it was disturbing to witness the brutal murder of the English language.

  • relax and take notes as i take tokes...

  • off the marijuana smoke!

  • WHITE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIII

  • lol bust a nut in their ass

  • Thanks to Urban Dictionary Now i know the meaning of words like: Twat, cunt, lol, btw, madarchod, lmfao, and many others.

  • IM SO DER 2 DER RIGHT.... i dont get???? what happen???

  • I like this commercials...this sounds like something that should be on tv

  • Nigger - A deragatory term for an african american. Traditional dictionaries take this path to inform you that the wold is deragatory. Consider all racist terms on Urban dictionary to have this invisibly stapled upon them. Urban dictionary ftw.

  • Boycott Urban Diction ary. It's a site that makes money off racism, sexism and homophobia.

    It's full of absolute bullshit and is not a reference for anything. Names, particularly non-anglocised ones are written up in it as racist pranks/cyber bullying by anyone who wants to. The entries are approved by volunteers. It's a total farce.

  • Damien, you hit the nail on the head. All I ever see when I go there is racism against Blacks, sexism, and anti-gay material. Furthermore, it's not any guide to slang or colloquial speech. It's usually just filthy, repulsive sex acts. I'd be all for boycotting the site and spreading the word for people to boycott it. Only problem is there might still be enoughs pervs and psychos out there to want to use the website but it's still worth effort to see the site shut down

  • There will always be arseholes that want to see it but what irritates me is supposedly established reviewers giving the site credibilty as a serious reference for slang.

    The owners wish to just get as many hits as they can with every single word that can be made up and with as much offence as they can cause. They make a fortune in advertising revenue off it. And shame on google and their double standards when their own rules state no porn, racist or sexist content is allowed with google ads

  • Wow! It's amazing how much you and I are on the same page. Funny I was thinking how Google is just as much to blame as the urban dictionary. After all, Googles is the one that has the urban dictionary coming up among its first search results when widely used terms are googled. Not only that but widely racist used terms. Google is apart of the problem. Shit like the urban dictionary should not be coming as one of the first search results under any search engine. The question is what to do now?

  • Urban dictionary infested with anti-Black racism, doing a wonderful job in proving the point that many Blacks have been trying to make since forever which is that anti-Black racism is still a very serious problem. When a site is jam-packed with repulsive anti-Black racist garbage, that's enough proof that anti-Black racism needs to be addressed and taken even more seriously in this country. If anything, Blacks should use the site as they're proof in all their claims when 'race card' comes up

  • Phew, that's that cleared up then

  • lol yeppers

  • I see you're new to the Internet.

  • Oh believe you me Gold753, I'm well aware that anti-Black racism is swirling around the net and needs to be addressed but it's particularly bad at the Urban Dictionary. We Blacks ain't never lie to you when they tell you this country is full of racist lol

  • Child Pornography. Shock images. Death videos. Racism. Bullying. Hacking. Viruses. Rick Astley.

    I'll take it that you are new.

  • And not just any kind of racism. Anti-Black racism specifically is out of control on every posting website I visit. Anyways, no! I've been using internet my whole life and new it was full of garbage. I just didn't realize anti-Black racism was as bad as it is to the point where if even a Black person is the topic, there are a sea of racial slurs in posts. In my opinion, that's a serious issue

  • If you think about it.....

    anti black racism would be racism against those who are anti black. i'm so clever (uh huh huh huh)

    When you're driving in a scary place, you dont go down the dark alleyway right??? Because you know nothing good is going on down there. The same applies for the internet.

    I wish i knew that when i got my first taste of internet access in 1999 at age 12. ohhh boy... i should NOT have clicked that link.

    Yeah buddy.... the internet is a horrible place. Enjoy.

  • I don't so much as say the internet as much as I point out certain websites like the Urban Dictionary because there are sites that actually go to the trouble of enforcing a couple of rules. Urban Dictionary is just one of the bad sites that doesn't bother to enforce any rules. I honestly wish it would be taken down. Youtube enforces rules in regards to it's videos but the comments beneath the videos they have yet to do any rule enforcing on unfortunately

  • Get off the fuckin' Internet then. The sites aren't the problem, the problem lies within the people visiting. Don't change the mediums through which people express their thoughts, change the people. And if you want to take it down, that is violating people's first amendment. Get realistic. Yeah, racism sucks, but taking down a website will just spark interest in creating more websites where you can be a cyber-Klansmen.

  • Scyfersythe, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Websites most certainly are the problem. There are a millions of people in America. You seriously expect somebody to stop every racist person in this country to stop having racist feelings, you dumbass?! That's impossible which is why people have to create websites that forbid racist commentary and the other inappropriate shit that's infesting the urban dictionary. Plenty of websites do it. It's not impossible. Ending racism in all humans is

  • No amendments are being broken by forbidding the use of racist commentary on a website. If you think that's the case, then apparently you think all the websites that forbid that kind of outrageousness like wikipedia is breaking amendments. You're an idiot

  • I don't expect someone to eliminate all the racism, I expect most of us to try and do that, but we should not be so quick to become politically correct on everything. If we allow people to express their thoughts, it becomes easier to analyze the fallacies in their thoughts and help them become better. And as soon as you think it is impossible, it will become so, so I advise you begin to believe in people. The best way to change people is not by force, but by communication. Look up Daryl Davis.

  • Disallowing racism commentary on a website is enough to show racist that they're racist garbage is unnecessary. Besides, you don't communicate with people on the urban dictionary. You just post definitions. All that racism and badmouthing of Blacks infesting Urban dictionary and sites like it isn't going to make racist think what they're doing is bad. It's going to make them think that's acceptable as they see so much of it and the site not doing anything to ban it. It's not about being...

  • politically correct. It's about being Black and repulsed and offended by the a good portion of the majority that behaves racist. Clearly, you're White which is why you don't give a damn enough about it to want the sites to ban that behavior and consider doing that politically incorrect. Quite frankly, the problem with you and people like you is you act like inconsiderate self-centered bastards because u aren't the ones being insulted but want to have all the say on it

  • I'm not white. My parents are both full-blooded Mexicans. I also have to deal with racism towards my people online and in reality, especially during the amnesty marches in L.A., but I am not ready to start banning what people can or can't say. What people think should be what they can say. We should not police thoughts. I wouldn't consider banning your comment that white people are inconsiderate, but you should. Don't you see a double-standard that you are raising?

  • I seriously want to punch you in your face and leave you with a black eye for you dumbass comments Scyfersythe! Mexicans don't have to deal with even half as much racism as Blacks online. Mexicans are not the race with the majority of racial slurring/stereotypes because of America's history. I never said white people are inconsiderate, I said people like you are inconsiderate because you're not the ones being insulted yet want all the say. I seriously want to kick your ass for your dumb replies

  • No one is policing thoughts. Spoken or written words are not thoughts. So your argument is disingenuous.

  • Yeah? Whose going to adress it?

    THE INTERNET IS NOT AMERICA, DUMBASS.

  • Are you suggesting that the anti-Black racism on the urban dictionary comes outside of America? If you are, you are the dumbass. Most of the racism against Blacks comes from Americans. America has the worst reputation in regards to treatment of Black people. Don't even get me started on Black History in America. We learn shit about American History that leaves me completely devastated.

  • You can't be so foolish as to say every bit of it comes from America.

    Even if that were the case, that's not what I was addressing. The man was saying that "someone needs to deal with racism on the internet," which is an abhorrently ignorant thing to see.

  • If you would have read my comment clearly, you would have seen the word "Most", dumbass. Besides, I see nothing abhorrently ignorant about his statement seeing as he's targeting certain posting websites that it's bad on like the Urban Dictionary (which I happen to agree with. The site is an outrage in regards to racism against Blacks); not the internet in general

  • lol

  • except for the fact that that site is riddled with just about anti everything which renders your point useless.... good job retard...you fail hard

  • Use commonsense. of course there's a other anti- something other than anti-black but I'm talking about in amount. When I'm editing the site to reject and accept a word, every other word has anti-Black racism in it. That can't even be said for anti-gay. The site is infested with even more anti-Black racism than anti-gay remarks. It's probably 99% anti-Black and maybe 10% anti-white. Most of the racism comes from whites so it's usually more pro-white shit. Anyways, I hope ur mom gets murdered

  • Your math sucks dick..

    99% + 10% = 109%...

  • Who gives a shit. His point was there's lightyears more racism against Blacks than there is against Whites on the urban dictionary and he's right. Now stop trolling, dumbass!

  • What did he say?

  • it means camp/gay

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  • you are forgetting that you have to type in the words to get the definition.

  • Lol at you, fuckwit. It's not a redneck website, it's just inhabited by people who lurk a lot and love to poke fun of blacks, or they usually call "nigger".

  • Wholeheartedly agreed on the site being a garbage redneck website. Actually, the website does an excellent job of proving the point that many Blacks have been trying to make while being fed the bullshit 'race card' accusation, which is that anti-Black racism is alive and well and more of a problem that ever. Only difference from the old days, is not it's engaged in through anonymity and other pussy ways. Site doesn't do a damn thing about it either. UD is one hella fucked up website.

  • "I'll get my piece and bust a nut in his ass" this is what the white brother said.

  • whats the guy sayin at :11 ??

    this is great lolz all around!!

  • the end beat is a weathermen song

  • sorry, you're dead wrong

  • I promise im not. "beverly crabs" is the song... on the album the conspiracy... i'm not saying it's the original song.

  • "Dead Wrong" is a song by The Notorious B.I.G. from his third album Born Again. It features rapper Eminem and was released as a single posthumously in 1999.

  • look i really dont care for your argument

    you care about what people think of you online? Get a life

    And seeing as we're on the urban dictionary video, why not search it yopurself for what poncy means

  • lol i love urban dictionary

  • really, if you're going to insult someone that's correcting your grammar at least do it with the kind that he won't scrutinize!

    you mean "Dude stuff you [or if you insist on abbreviating STFY]

    "It's, [comma, seriously, at least QUOTE with the right grammar, that's what copy and paste are for!] you're"? [just the one question mark] What the fuck man that's [apostrophe, you are of course shortening the words "that is" into one]

  • first, this argument isnt about you. Stay the fuck out. Second, i said STFU, not STFY... It means shut the fuck up.

    Thrird, when i QUOTED from that gaybo, i quoted using copy and payste. Hence his version had no comma, and neither did mine.. Negro please,learn to read

    Finally: Fuck off

  • STFU does not = Stuff You

    STFU does = Shut The F*** Up

  • LOL bust a nut in this guys ass. ew hahaha

  • its 'i dont give a fuck'

  • smoke weed everyday

  • damn your hardcore bro

  • HAHAHAHA

  • lolololol

    hahaha. bust a nut in a guys ass.

  • ahahahaha

  • hahahaha.

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  • now that was funny !!! hahaahaaa

  • Its mind numbing blud

  • funny

  • intresting

  • hahaha lmao that made me laugh so hard

  • watch?v=2iPd78oSfnQ&feature=ch­annel_page. watch that, i bet you won't understand a word.

  • lmfao bust a nut on the guys ass.. lmfao i laughed fucken hard..

  • I fucking hate urban dictionary, the names of some people are given fucking gay explanations, i hope the people that made it die. faggots.

  • Most likely a Jewish dude that has never even been to the "Ghetto" created the UD, that is why it sucks. LAMEST of the LAME.

  • haha chill bro, dont use it if u dont like it

  • I like the no loidering sign too.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was fuckin funny as hell, brilliant!!!!!!! Ill bust a nut in his asss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the white guy is actually jamaican, he was just playing around.

  • No sir, a white guy is a white guy.

  • uploaded on my birthday 2 years ago

  • HAHA i love urban dictionary

  • Someone needs to moderate Urbandictionary... Half of the definitions are not definitions they are just mini rants. Some of them are also racist. I really hate that site, plus 90% of the definitions are completely wrong. People who use this site must have very low IQ's.

  • Shut yo ass up sucka foo!

  • fuck yourself, it's not serious it's just a little bit of fun.

  • I don't know if I would call ignorance and racism fun..... Like I said they are not deffinitions,they are Mini-Rants.

  • kelfermookie: thats the best thing about the site:)

  • @kelfermookie- you are absolutely right. americans never deal in truth so count the down stars as a compliment.

  • hahahaha

  • Lol just has to be the white dude

  • you konw the white guy is really jamaican.

  • bestest dictionary i luv it

  • (Shrugs)

    What do I know, I'm just a FuBuJew.

    IVONICS!!!

    Good night.

  • "Ivonics" would trya and institute words like "Awesome"! and "Hella" and "Get Out!" as celibratory words.

    "What The" and "I could have sworn I parked my car here but now it's gone" could be instituted as Ivonics with a negative intent.

    I mean technically "The Sunny side of the street" could be seen as racist.

    The United Colors of Ebonics and Ivonics. awwe!

    "FuBu" could be morphed into "FuBuHinduJewMohammedsNephew" Oh that's "Hella" cool!

    Also the Camero should be in a anglo museum.

  • If "Ebonics" is ebony and phonetics, then Ivory and phonetics would be "Ivonics".

  • THE HOOD IS JANK

  • i like how you just said foolish. fag

  • That was funny. ;)

  • They were wit it right until he finished "nut...ass"

  • Kamooon Mennn !!!

    I personally love or it is better for me to say; I am in love with that Beautiful- American-Black-English as Judge Joe Brown's, Judge Greg Mathis and others. The American Black-English is so natural and beautiful !!!

    The Black-American accent has became an Universal Accent for the youngsters !!!

    All my love, respect and freindship !!!

    Viva America !!!

    Non American !!!

    Non Black !!!

    Non an Anglophone !!!

  • not really. most non-americans find it annoying. come to the caribbean. the jamaican and trini and bajan dialects sound a lot, lot better.

  • Says you............. No one tries to sound Jamaican, but many try to sound 'Black American'. The Urban Dictionary only exists because of American Black slang that EVERYONE loves to hate. Notice that there is no Suburban Dictionary.

  • in america the white americans try to sound like black americans. but when you go to the caribbean, people only talk like that when they are mocking the slang. i live in the caribbean and people find the american accent and slangs extremely annoying. whenever i go away people tell me that they love my accent.

  • Lets agree to disagree.

  • look up "im really jamaican" and click the one with 700,000 views.

  • it is the same white man in dis vid.

  • I see, the white guy in 'black face', a very racist gesture. Screw him, he is just a Jamaica-phile.

  • why do people always say that? he is not trying to be racist. he is just portaying the image of the stereotypical jamaican and how people think all jamaicans are. since people think all jamaicans are black, he can't be white and do that.

  • watch?v=5K-iFwAi2RY. even watch that one if you want, it has lyrics. i bet you still won't understand.

  • but the african american slang is like perfect english compared to caribbean dialects especially guyana, jamaica, trinidad and bajan. if you heard one of us speaking dialect you would not understand one word. this is because we speak a lot faster and the dialects is much more corrupted and futher away from standard english.

  • Different from "standard" english =/= corrupted. Get out of that colonial mindset

  • how you mean get out of that colonial mindset?

  • rofl

  • the wigger lol

  • Lol, i bust a nut in this guys ass.

  • haha i laughed so hard

  • haha well good

  • bust a nut. lol

  • I ain't gonna ay dat for the moefoe!!

  • the "urban dictionary" is complete bull$h!t.

    it has nothing to do with black urban life and culture, it was created and controlled by whites and 95% of the definitions are made and voted by 13-24 white suburban teens and other non-blacks. its complete rubbish.

  • Yeah in that way its a joke but also because of that its done a good job with defintions for 1337 and general internet slang.

  • 76% of all statistics are made up on the spot

  • ^thats a perfect example

  • huh?

  • The remaining 24% is fabricated over time.

  • I said rubbish- believe it or not, black people do use "rubbish". look it up if you dont know what it is in any dictionary. I also use crap, trash and a number of other nouns all of which accurately describe urbandictionary

  • Can someone tell me how to create an authors account on UD so I can define all of my words using ONE name?

  • lol, no homo

  • cutewithchris?

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