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  • THIS MOVIE IS FROM THE NOVEL OF THE GREAT GREEK NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS

  • JESUS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS!

  • Didn;t know Jesus was a Jedi name,...

  • that just scared me man lol

  • This sucked so much ass

  • This is not cool.

  • hell yea you tell em' JC!

  • My test of the temptation was not to laugh at this. And I failed the test... I'm so sorry Jesus......

  • LOL. good one, but in all seriousness The book of Luke indicates that Jesus was not all hugs and kisses. At one point he requested that some of those that dogged him be brought and killed in front of him. Im sorry but Jesus role as a The Messiah was a bit more Jewish than Christians would like or will ever like to accept.

  • Jesus owned the devil with his speech. Is that what just happened?

  • Blasphemy to the highest degree. It would be better for you to turn away from all this and see the truth. As for this movie, it is just another strike against the Living God. Another act of rebellion against Him. Humankind is expert at that!

  • Kids check their closet for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck norris checks his closet for Willem Dafoe, and Willem Dafoe checks his closet for JEEEZZZUUUSSSS!

  • Is Jesus snapping necks?

  • Kind of curious, what was Dafoe Jesus doing to those zombie guys? Crushing their skulls, compelling them with the power of himself? I really should see the movie, but what was that?

  • Scottish band. Think this song is AKA Son of a Bitch? Lol!

  • OMFG that's willem dafoe

  • Good music, but I'm going to sound stupid for this. What is up with this movie? I've never heard of it, but why are Jesus and his disciples fighting zombies?

  • @RebellionLord I think they're meant to be possessed or something. lol zombies, never thought of that.

  • @RebellionLord Errr..... if WW2 videogames are anything to go by, then this movie is 25 years ahead of its time.

  • hahahahaha fighting jesus!

  • The music is really appropiate... oriental music... the error is by who make this video... rock music...

  • HARDCORE.

  • none of these are good. they would be funny if they were john mayor songs to bloody gory scenes or something.

  • @iamcarpetpython How about making a video with exactly what you describe and see how many thumbs up you get?

  • @knockturne i don't have to, videos like that already exist. "must love Jaws", "10 things I hate about commandments", "academy award winning movie trailer", "scary mary poppins", "the shining recut", "Silence of the Lambs Recut Trailer" are a few good ones

  • one of the best movies ever.... i don't know why people criticise it.....

  • That's not REAL:)

  • LOL

  • Something by Slayer would've been good here.

    "You go to the church, you kiss the cross

    You will be saved at any cost

    You have your own reality, Christianity

    You spend your life just kissing ass

    A trait that's grown as time has passed

    You think the world will end today

    You praise the Lord, it's all you say "

  • The Vatican Needs to repent

  • WTF I had no idea Willem Dafoe played Jesus????? Green Goblin = Jesus???

  • this movie owns jesus has sex in it and seems to get pissed off with everyone and its got a mafia style judas in it aswell scorcese is a genius and theres a part in this film which shows were we got our fake version of jesus life from the maniacal liar called paul a man who never met jesus or his disciples yet claimed jesus was gods son jesus kicks pauls ass in this film and sets the record straight christianity is a big scam all made up by a jewish con artist who gave people false hope

  • Yeah Jesus-- you the Man-- I mean Son of Man!!! luv you more than ever! way to expel those demons. that song was a wonderful blast from the past, too :-)

  • Haha i had my volume on max and then the song came on in the beginning that was funny.

  • It feels wrong to laugh at something like this.

  • Just by the title of the movie I knew this was gonna be funny...

  • 2:05

    Okay Zombie army may be not the best idea...

  • when he is tiwsting heads he reminds me of Rambo on his heyday

  • so funny XD

  • he's no benny hinn

  • How fucking dumb...

  • Lol XD

  • highway to hell would fit perfectly too hahahaha

  • lol

  • Who is this?

  • lol

  • I used to believe in love... now I believe in THIS. BAD ASS!

  • the bounty hunter needs to b in this clip!!!

  • only thing missing is Jesus putting on some big ass sungalsses and riding a harley

  • @lovefink2 and a bald eagle tattoo on his right bicep ftw

  • @lovefink2 "If you remain in me, I am my Father will come and live in you. You are the branches, I am the tree, and my Father is the husbandman who trims the branches. And whoever does not produce fruit shall be pruned off and burned." So that union is now, today always. On Harleys and in feilds picking your dinner, actually no bounds to where the Father and Christ are joined with their own. They are the ones who know His voice, they will not follow a stranger, but will join the familiar voice.

  • like it.

  • blasphemiously funny. would love to see how motely crue's "shout at the devil" plays laid over this

  • yes, hahaha :)

  • To put it simply...

    LOL.

  • Omg! The Green Goblin is Jesus!!

  • I lol'ed. Hard.

  • I saw this movie not too long ago, but it didn't have this. :D

  • dude was tht seriously in the movie

  • No, it was added in as a joke

  • Whoo- hoooooo!

    LMAO

  • When the music kicked in I had to start laughing. Jesus Rocks woooooooo!!!!! Yeshua Hostia!

  • "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

  • thatss right, any of yoo fokkers pull a sword on me during sabbath, I take it shove is up yer @ss twist the handle 'till it goes "crack"

  • what's the song??

  • [SPOILER]

    "Hair of the Dog" by, ironically enough, the band Nazareth.

  • Although it was originally called, quite easily deducted, "(now you're messin' with) a son of a bitch"

  • Hell, I'd convert to Christianity if they had a badass Jesus like this!

  • @shawnmcghee1

    Heh, I've read the bible deeply enough, and well, The Real Jesus is awesome, In the old testament he even killed 185.000 men in just one night to protect Israel, now that is awesome

  • Now this is my kind of Christ.

  • haha lol. . .well I wasn't expecting that. . lol

  • funny shit

  • No one even likes you. Go drink bleach.

  • Agreed. Bleach.

  • "whose with me"

    WTF.. this is really a good film.. i mean.. really critical to Vatican..

  • I agree that it's a good movie. I was surprised, actually, at how much I liked it. Besides, there's no sense in trying to ruin a bad movie with an inappropriate soundtrack, right?

  • there is.. a little bit.. but the soundtrack doesnt matter so this movie really kick ass..

  • @burnfaint21 The Vatican? Are you kiddin' me? The Christian postulate as a whole! Im sorry but even if we look to the Gospels which this film doesnt, we find Jesus asking for the men who dog him to be brought before him and killed in front of him. Fact. But thats not even getting warm. The New testament is so filled with misquotes of the prophets its not funny. Even the Isaiah scroll read by Jesus in the book of Luke was twisted to drive the Christian system of belief home. (Isaiah 61)contabove)

  • @burnfaint21 Im sorry but Jesus was much more jewish than most wanted to know, and there is so much evidence that the new testament itself has been altered in bits in pieces over the centuries to line up with who they wanted Jesus to be rather than who he was. It has been a process, something evolute, not absolute. These alterations in the text seem to occur ever so subtly every time a new translation was commissioned. hmmmmmm. The lines in the book of John for example, concerning (contabove)

  • @burnfaint21 Jesus identity as lamb of God, only begotten, and one who would take the sins of the world away were all written between 100 and 110 A.D. The book of John was the last of the four gospels to be written, chronologically. The idea of who Jesus was was a developement over time, AFTER THE FACT. And this reference is only one of many that provides strong evidence that manipulations were the rule and the norm in reguards to Christian scholarship. Now thats scarey. Paul really was a fraud.

  • very poor and no funny

  • should have used rap music since jesus was a negro

  • Or at least he would've been, if he wasn't imaginary.

  • I don't know, I like to think of my Jesus as a Klingon, ears and all.

  • Are you mad? Jesus was a smurf.

  • @Boonehams Well I liked watching your videos up until that...

  • @Boonehams He was a magical negro, like Michael Clark Duncan. Would you say, to Michael Clark Duncan's face, that he was imaginary?

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