LOL. good one, but in all seriousness The book of Luke indicates that Jesus was not all hugs and kisses. At one point he requested that some of those that dogged him be brought and killed in front of him. Im sorry but Jesus role as a The Messiah was a bit more Jewish than Christians would like or will ever like to accept.
Blasphemy to the highest degree. It would be better for you to turn away from all this and see the truth. As for this movie, it is just another strike against the Living God. Another act of rebellion against Him. Humankind is expert at that!
Kids check their closet for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck norris checks his closet for Willem Dafoe, and Willem Dafoe checks his closet for JEEEZZZUUUSSSS!
Kind of curious, what was Dafoe Jesus doing to those zombie guys? Crushing their skulls, compelling them with the power of himself? I really should see the movie, but what was that?
Good music, but I'm going to sound stupid for this. What is up with this movie? I've never heard of it, but why are Jesus and his disciples fighting zombies?
@knockturne i don't have to, videos like that already exist. "must love Jaws", "10 things I hate about commandments", "academy award winning movie trailer", "scary mary poppins", "the shining recut", "Silence of the Lambs Recut Trailer" are a few good ones
ALL WRONG! Jesus is God's sun (son) and SIN (Evil) the Babylonian Moon God would come OUT during the day light hours and TEMPT Jesus, BUT the SUN never comes out at night time, during the time of SIN, and that's why Jesus the sun, never tempted Sin (EVIL) the moon, the dark chaos of nigh time. Why do you think Jesus is our risen (RA EYES) savior? In Egypt his name was SET, when god's sun would go to the underworld at SUNSET. Wen the sun REturned, he was Horus RA EYES, as in HORIZON! Truthiracy
this movie owns jesus has sex in it and seems to get pissed off with everyone and its got a mafia style judas in it aswell scorcese is a genius and theres a part in this film which shows were we got our fake version of jesus life from the maniacal liar called paul a man who never met jesus or his disciples yet claimed jesus was gods son jesus kicks pauls ass in this film and sets the record straight christianity is a big scam all made up by a jewish con artist who gave people false hope
Yeah Jesus-- you the Man-- I mean Son of Man!!! luv you more than ever! way to expel those demons. that song was a wonderful blast from the past, too :-)
@lovefink2 "If you remain in me, I am my Father will come and live in you. You are the branches, I am the tree, and my Father is the husbandman who trims the branches. And whoever does not produce fruit shall be pruned off and burned." So that union is now, today always. On Harleys and in feilds picking your dinner, actually no bounds to where the Father and Christ are joined with their own. They are the ones who know His voice, they will not follow a stranger, but will join the familiar voice.
Heh, I've read the bible deeply enough, and well, The Real Jesus is awesome, In the old testament he even killed 185.000 men in just one night to protect Israel, now that is awesome
I agree that it's a good movie. I was surprised, actually, at how much I liked it. Besides, there's no sense in trying to ruin a bad movie with an inappropriate soundtrack, right?
@burnfaint21 The Vatican? Are you kiddin' me? The Christian postulate as a whole! Im sorry but even if we look to the Gospels which this film doesnt, we find Jesus asking for the men who dog him to be brought before him and killed in front of him. Fact. But thats not even getting warm. The New testament is so filled with misquotes of the prophets its not funny. Even the Isaiah scroll read by Jesus in the book of Luke was twisted to drive the Christian system of belief home. (Isaiah 61)contabove)
@burnfaint21 Im sorry but Jesus was much more jewish than most wanted to know, and there is so much evidence that the new testament itself has been altered in bits in pieces over the centuries to line up with who they wanted Jesus to be rather than who he was. It has been a process, something evolute, not absolute. These alterations in the text seem to occur ever so subtly every time a new translation was commissioned. hmmmmmm. The lines in the book of John for example, concerning (contabove)
@burnfaint21 Jesus identity as lamb of God, only begotten, and one who would take the sins of the world away were all written between 100 and 110 A.D. The book of John was the last of the four gospels to be written, chronologically. The idea of who Jesus was was a developement over time, AFTER THE FACT. And this reference is only one of many that provides strong evidence that manipulations were the rule and the norm in reguards to Christian scholarship. Now thats scarey. Paul really was a fraud.
THIS MOVIE IS FROM THE NOVEL OF THE GREAT GREEK NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS
MTLSPARTAN 5 months ago
JESUS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS!
pagliaccinodlemantra 8 months ago
Didn;t know Jesus was a Jedi name,...
Mirani2 1 year ago
that just scared me man lol
starrysurprise2 1 year ago
This sucked so much ass
yoyocole7700 1 year ago
This is not cool.
BranIL28 1 year ago
hell yea you tell em' JC!
saynototrolling 1 year ago 3
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shigglemyjiggle 2 months ago
My test of the temptation was not to laugh at this. And I failed the test... I'm so sorry Jesus......
namfamily2202 1 year ago
LOL. good one, but in all seriousness The book of Luke indicates that Jesus was not all hugs and kisses. At one point he requested that some of those that dogged him be brought and killed in front of him. Im sorry but Jesus role as a The Messiah was a bit more Jewish than Christians would like or will ever like to accept.
SCORNDOGGMELACH 1 year ago
Jesus owned the devil with his speech. Is that what just happened?
namfamily2202 1 year ago
Blasphemy to the highest degree. It would be better for you to turn away from all this and see the truth. As for this movie, it is just another strike against the Living God. Another act of rebellion against Him. Humankind is expert at that!
HisPrincess56 1 year ago
Kids check their closet for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck norris checks his closet for Willem Dafoe, and Willem Dafoe checks his closet for JEEEZZZUUUSSSS!
Mirani2 1 year ago
Is Jesus snapping necks?
tandomonium 1 year ago
Kind of curious, what was Dafoe Jesus doing to those zombie guys? Crushing their skulls, compelling them with the power of himself? I really should see the movie, but what was that?
AL52Dragon 1 year ago
Scottish band. Think this song is AKA Son of a Bitch? Lol!
Noodles37UK 1 year ago
OMFG that's willem dafoe
Khalirei 1 year ago
Good music, but I'm going to sound stupid for this. What is up with this movie? I've never heard of it, but why are Jesus and his disciples fighting zombies?
RebellionLord 1 year ago
@RebellionLord I think they're meant to be possessed or something. lol zombies, never thought of that.
Rozzie8 1 year ago
@RebellionLord Errr..... if WW2 videogames are anything to go by, then this movie is 25 years ahead of its time.
Noodles37UK 1 year ago
hahahahaha fighting jesus!
blackbird9137 1 year ago
The music is really appropiate... oriental music... the error is by who make this video... rock music...
Gustavian 1 year ago
HARDCORE.
bethbas 1 year ago
none of these are good. they would be funny if they were john mayor songs to bloody gory scenes or something.
iamcarpetpython 1 year ago
@iamcarpetpython How about making a video with exactly what you describe and see how many thumbs up you get?
knockturne 1 year ago
@knockturne i don't have to, videos like that already exist. "must love Jaws", "10 things I hate about commandments", "academy award winning movie trailer", "scary mary poppins", "the shining recut", "Silence of the Lambs Recut Trailer" are a few good ones
iamcarpetpython 1 year ago
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ALL WRONG! Jesus is God's sun (son) and SIN (Evil) the Babylonian Moon God would come OUT during the day light hours and TEMPT Jesus, BUT the SUN never comes out at night time, during the time of SIN, and that's why Jesus the sun, never tempted Sin (EVIL) the moon, the dark chaos of nigh time. Why do you think Jesus is our risen (RA EYES) savior? In Egypt his name was SET, when god's sun would go to the underworld at SUNSET. Wen the sun REturned, he was Horus RA EYES, as in HORIZON! Truthiracy
lordgracie 1 year ago
one of the best movies ever.... i don't know why people criticise it.....
privatejokerful 1 year ago
That's not REAL:)
bjandtjentertainment 1 year ago
LOL
BigC0921 1 year ago
Something by Slayer would've been good here.
"You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality, Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the Lord, it's all you say "
georock123 1 year ago
The Vatican Needs to repent
ahhraspberries 1 year ago
WTF I had no idea Willem Dafoe played Jesus????? Green Goblin = Jesus???
squirrelygirl816 1 year ago
this movie owns jesus has sex in it and seems to get pissed off with everyone and its got a mafia style judas in it aswell scorcese is a genius and theres a part in this film which shows were we got our fake version of jesus life from the maniacal liar called paul a man who never met jesus or his disciples yet claimed jesus was gods son jesus kicks pauls ass in this film and sets the record straight christianity is a big scam all made up by a jewish con artist who gave people false hope
shredmaster100 1 year ago
Yeah Jesus-- you the Man-- I mean Son of Man!!! luv you more than ever! way to expel those demons. that song was a wonderful blast from the past, too :-)
BluSarahNamaste 1 year ago
Haha i had my volume on max and then the song came on in the beginning that was funny.
CaptainManatee 1 year ago
It feels wrong to laugh at something like this.
redbandmagic 1 year ago
Just by the title of the movie I knew this was gonna be funny...
Undergroundoga 2 years ago
2:05
Okay Zombie army may be not the best idea...
JackOfSpades93 2 years ago
when he is tiwsting heads he reminds me of Rambo on his heyday
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
so funny XD
IzkariotPriest 2 years ago
he's no benny hinn
hobgoblinlkjfdsa 2 years ago
How fucking dumb...
veryverymakmak 2 years ago
Lol XD
kikikikia 2 years ago
highway to hell would fit perfectly too hahahaha
gio14vr 2 years ago 5
lol
sstyblo 2 years ago
Who is this?
degree7 2 years ago
lol
JohnColt 2 years ago
I used to believe in love... now I believe in THIS. BAD ASS!
shakawuwu 2 years ago 3
the bounty hunter needs to b in this clip!!!
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
only thing missing is Jesus putting on some big ass sungalsses and riding a harley
lovefink2 2 years ago 27
@lovefink2 and a bald eagle tattoo on his right bicep ftw
mef2theman 1 year ago
@lovefink2 "If you remain in me, I am my Father will come and live in you. You are the branches, I am the tree, and my Father is the husbandman who trims the branches. And whoever does not produce fruit shall be pruned off and burned." So that union is now, today always. On Harleys and in feilds picking your dinner, actually no bounds to where the Father and Christ are joined with their own. They are the ones who know His voice, they will not follow a stranger, but will join the familiar voice.
LLH97921 8 months ago
like it.
JackSmith07 2 years ago
blasphemiously funny. would love to see how motely crue's "shout at the devil" plays laid over this
johnny2stix 2 years ago
yes, hahaha :)
MonsieurSteven 2 years ago
To put it simply...
LOL.
WhackAChicken 2 years ago
Omg! The Green Goblin is Jesus!!
rainbear07 2 years ago
I lol'ed. Hard.
AubergineMcGee 2 years ago
I saw this movie not too long ago, but it didn't have this. :D
Lordofthepastries 2 years ago
dude was tht seriously in the movie
NRA94 2 years ago
No, it was added in as a joke
Gecko7291971 2 years ago
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@NRA94
"dude was tht seriously in the movie"
Yes.
UofLCardFan08 1 year ago
Whoo- hoooooo!
LMAO
MarcusDarling4026 2 years ago
When the music kicked in I had to start laughing. Jesus Rocks woooooooo!!!!! Yeshua Hostia!
SriBhagavadBansuri 2 years ago
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
welshfilmbuff 2 years ago 4
thatss right, any of yoo fokkers pull a sword on me during sabbath, I take it shove is up yer @ss twist the handle 'till it goes "crack"
MeneerTiki 2 years ago
what's the song??
shaamaniaco2 2 years ago
[SPOILER]
"Hair of the Dog" by, ironically enough, the band Nazareth.
Boonehams 2 years ago 13
Although it was originally called, quite easily deducted, "(now you're messin' with) a son of a bitch"
SSXtrikE 2 years ago
Hell, I'd convert to Christianity if they had a badass Jesus like this!
shawnmcghee1 2 years ago 28
@shawnmcghee1
Heh, I've read the bible deeply enough, and well, The Real Jesus is awesome, In the old testament he even killed 185.000 men in just one night to protect Israel, now that is awesome
AoiKageNoChikara 1 year ago
Now this is my kind of Christ.
ALOTOFMYDUMADDED 2 years ago 3
haha lol. . .well I wasn't expecting that. . lol
mvaldez02 2 years ago 2
funny shit
Nitsudrd 2 years ago
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Do you or anyone else have the sex scene with Jesus from this movie? I would love to see it!!!
badabingbadaboom 2 years ago
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TedLeoAgent 3 years ago
No one even likes you. Go drink bleach.
anonymousdictator 3 years ago
Agreed. Bleach.
Xorpher 2 years ago 2
"whose with me"
WTF.. this is really a good film.. i mean.. really critical to Vatican..
burnfaint21 3 years ago
I agree that it's a good movie. I was surprised, actually, at how much I liked it. Besides, there's no sense in trying to ruin a bad movie with an inappropriate soundtrack, right?
Boonehams 3 years ago
there is.. a little bit.. but the soundtrack doesnt matter so this movie really kick ass..
burnfaint21 3 years ago
@burnfaint21 The Vatican? Are you kiddin' me? The Christian postulate as a whole! Im sorry but even if we look to the Gospels which this film doesnt, we find Jesus asking for the men who dog him to be brought before him and killed in front of him. Fact. But thats not even getting warm. The New testament is so filled with misquotes of the prophets its not funny. Even the Isaiah scroll read by Jesus in the book of Luke was twisted to drive the Christian system of belief home. (Isaiah 61)contabove)
SCORNDOGGMELACH 1 year ago
@burnfaint21 Im sorry but Jesus was much more jewish than most wanted to know, and there is so much evidence that the new testament itself has been altered in bits in pieces over the centuries to line up with who they wanted Jesus to be rather than who he was. It has been a process, something evolute, not absolute. These alterations in the text seem to occur ever so subtly every time a new translation was commissioned. hmmmmmm. The lines in the book of John for example, concerning (contabove)
SCORNDOGGMELACH 1 year ago
@burnfaint21 Jesus identity as lamb of God, only begotten, and one who would take the sins of the world away were all written between 100 and 110 A.D. The book of John was the last of the four gospels to be written, chronologically. The idea of who Jesus was was a developement over time, AFTER THE FACT. And this reference is only one of many that provides strong evidence that manipulations were the rule and the norm in reguards to Christian scholarship. Now thats scarey. Paul really was a fraud.
SCORNDOGGMELACH 1 year ago
very poor and no funny
lukasy 3 years ago
should have used rap music since jesus was a negro
fuckenaguru 3 years ago
Or at least he would've been, if he wasn't imaginary.
Boonehams 3 years ago 17
I don't know, I like to think of my Jesus as a Klingon, ears and all.
dijh 3 years ago
Are you mad? Jesus was a smurf.
tdv123 2 years ago
@Boonehams Well I liked watching your videos up until that...
marie2264 1 year ago
@Boonehams He was a magical negro, like Michael Clark Duncan. Would you say, to Michael Clark Duncan's face, that he was imaginary?
Elcore 1 year ago