Taking One for the Team Fortress: Ep.2 The Scout by Obviously Jesus (TF2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[tirwinfootball]

stfu what him and woody do is there mother fucking buesness(sorry bout spell not good at it lol)

[carminesstory]

Why does everyone just spontaneously hate jesus now?

[Greenfunkeymonkey]

@carminesstory hes a dick

[carminesstory]

@Greenfunkeymonkey What did he do?

[Greenfunkeymonkey]

@carminesstory he just was being a troll and making fun of woodysgametags son for being autistic and just being an all around dick

[carminesstory]

@Greenfunkeymonkey That's nothing compared to what woody did!

[Greenfunkeymonkey]

@carminesstory please tell me what woody did cause i dought he did anything except not be bullied by a piece of shit

[CenkIsAdorable]

@carminesstory Him and Woody's Gamertag are in a feud - I honestly don't give a flying fuck but internet nerds do I guess

[carminesstory]

@CenkIsAdorable me too kinda

[vanflo443]

heres a late valentines day poem you fucking loser. roses are red violets are blue you have no dick you fucking queer rapist

ps you are a pedo

[tirwinfootball]

@vanflo443 good poem  fag

[vanflo443]

@tirwinfootball so what you are obviouslyjesus' queer but budy now. i mean you are clearly sucking his cock for brownie points

[tirwinfootball]

@vanflo443 really sir i need to know how the hell do u suck and type at the same time it asounds me

[vanflo443]

@tirwinfootball good one dude copy my joke ae thats clever and it only took you three days to come up with that

[spartand002]

DISLIKE EVERY OF HIS VIDEOS ON MACHINIMA!!!!

[lunareslux]

You suck shit!

#TEAMGAMERTAG

[TheStuffyBear]

Yep,considering the fact that woody used his son to grab more money and said that women are build for rape and use his fanboys as tools in "invading" others on the internet.

[Greenfunkeymonkey]

@TheStuffyBear when the fuck has he ever used that please give me an example because he has never said that and its not his fault his son was dialectic so go fuck yourself dick

[omfgturtle23]

@Greenfunkeymonkey he used him to make money and in his painkiller already he said that women were built for rape

[BassAudible]

when did he say those things about wood?

[progamereview]

Fuck this nigger

[linmax08]

wait whats going on with this guy and woody?

[32canada32]

@linmax08 threatened his wife, children, called his son with disabilities retarted .

[kendel423]

SUCK A DICK BITCH

[AgentDB1]

obviouslyjesus sucks woody is a boss end of story

[brendAN2178]

if you say one more rude comment to woody like that we are going to fuck youre channel

[brendAN2178]

if you insult woody we are going fuck your channel

[NzFunkie]

Unsub from Machinima till this guy is removed.

[AntiHater23]

@NzFunkie Machinima won't remove him, get over it.

[cookswim2639]

Fuck this guy Like this for woody

[mrnoobeh]

@cookswim2639 ok i have something to tell you DOSE WOODY NEED HIS SUBS TO FIGHT FOR HIM you guys call OJ a wimp and a pussy but yet i dont see woody fighting he just sends teamgamerfag

[Qaphsiel1]

pussy, people need to unsub and thumbs down everything with is name on it. p.s. i raped your fat ugly mother.

[dancemonkey1313]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! IMAA KILL YOU!!!!!!!! GO HIDE IN A HOLE AND FUCK YOURSELF

[VIIDAMOVII]

Your a wimp :L

[07sepehr]

team woddy asshole deslike bitch

[gbofcas]

i am gonna dislike all your videos you coward!

[Chippy215Boss]

Woodys gonna kick your ass

[xxDrLagxx]

you suck woody is way cooler than you ! u suck

[egorif123]

you're a fuckin prick

[MerryGo528491]

@egorif123 And you have nothing better to do then troll on all of OJ's videos... just get over it. I'm also Woody fanboy and you don't see me being an ass to him.

[Chancetech33]

@MerryGo528491 You sir, are by far the best Woody fanboy ever! I applaud you, good sir.

[77freakofnature]

fuck you

[NatanaelSilva1998]

He got shot in the ASS at 2:08! So FUNNY check his butcheck

[GwanyuPT]

@NatanaelSilva1998 -.-

[SoldierNo257]

Obviously Jesus is... OBVIOUS! Duhh,Winning!

[shaktikushwaha]

i have a fan o war but i barely play as scout and i have the sandman

[dragothecool2]

Is there a difference between yellow and blue?

[101FIRE101]

@dragothecool2 nope just becomes yellow or blue if you're on the red team or the blu team

[NeoNovastar]

Faaaav class! This video is awesome!

[tf2fan006]

6:55 under Item Loadouts it says penis

[Dewnby]

Scout looks like he's taking a massive turd at 0:30

[NoItsPatrick]

lol 6:55 it says penis for no reason

[TheMattgician]

You showed the fan o war but not the candy cane ? That's kind of stupid ...

[spartanV48]

How do you make the scout do that at 00:18?

[Derpicide]

@spartanV48 Magic *snort snort*



[XXRAPTORXX22]

@spartanV48 G?

[spartanV48]

@XXRAPTORXX22 Well how do you get that taunt?

[XXRAPTORXX22]

@spartanV48 you press g ingame

[spartanV48]

@XXRAPTORXX22 Ya i know that but that taunt never goes when i do that

[XXRAPTORXX22]

@spartanV48 you may have to buy it from the stoe then

[spartanV48]

@XXRAPTORXX22 I cant find it in the store

[prowsey99]

I like being scout and all, but personally I think that its best to stick with the soldier or sniper cos the your XP

[aucculus]

i actually did hear someone say, scout!! kill that motherfucker while playing

[spartanworiar]

thanks man this realy helpd me and i found the force of natyre what is the damig with that

[songoftime109]

"That's the sandman and the primary changes for the scattergun.... Now the sandman" O_o lolwut?

[lugergre]

Penis? Really?

[Sve567]

I like the candy cane D:

Those hp drops help with your survivability a lot.

[j3r7y]

at 8:56 it sounded like the scout said "father"

[masterofdel]

Penis



[hankotheman]

Shortstop now reloads hell of alot slower!

[DeZiiHD]

Best loadout for scout is scatter,mad milk and candy cane :)

Just got 1000 kills on strange scatter WOOP WOOP :D

[IKE0709]

I love The Soda-Popper

Its what I use

[sifle3]

the candy cane is my main bat! it especially helps against Pyros in putting out their flames after a victorious confrontation

[pixelmagic777]

I should note for those watching this video and thinking of using the Shortstop that the reload has been nerfed into oblivion. The gun is worthless now.

[CarmageddonHero]

Mad Milk + Candy Cane = Epic healing.

seriously. try it. Its my main setup. (along with the shortstop, ofcourse)

[jayrel721]

Thubs up if u saw penis at 6:55

[PandaHasSkill]

6:55 PENIS BROSKI

[TheCrazer666]

08:44 Premium on a nighteam server..... oh ffs i didn't think you're that lame.....

[forbiddenwar45]

Candycane is the fav weapon on degroot

[MrDersivalis]

I know I'm a n00b, but how do you get non=default weapons?

[Zalfazar]

@MrDersivalis Just keep playing, they are random drops

[MerryGo528491]

@MrDersivalis You are a noob..

[TheEnigmaticTwinky]

@MrDersivalis You either get them in random item "drops" while playing (read: sometimes when you die, a screen with an item will come up", or you can buy them like a FAGGOT.

[IIxViTozZxII]

SCOUT!! Kill THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

[daman1063]

if you hit someone with sandman far away enough they cant move at all and just stand there they also cannot shoot

[DarShado123]

Really candy cane happens to be my favorite wep maybe it's coz I can dodge most rockets. This is coming from a prety dam good scout

[89staples]

No soda popper?

[racistmonkeys]

@89staples soda popper was released in the uber update this is before that

[Zalfazar]

@89staples No winger either, I think he just left some out.

[GtaCrash]

@89staples This was made before the Soda Popper came out

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

You forgot an important element of the Force-A-Nature - force jumping. If you run forward, jump, and fire a FaN shot slightly downward immediately after jumping, the resulting forces cancel each other out and propel you upwards, effectively giving you a rocket jump.

[koal1ify]

@MasterOfTheLobsters Im guessing you didnt watch the whole video because he explained how to FaN can push the scout.

[Mrfluffypants1]

6:54 Penis

[gsugimura15]

Who Saw "Penis" THE FIRST TIME

[jtrigoura1]

how does he get the reticle thing in the middle

[magswagy]

is the shortstopper 20% SLOWER damage

[DarkFiraga64]

@magswagy Typo of doom! It does less damage, but the damage falloff isn't as bad as the shotguns so it's a more reasonable mid-range weapon. If you prefer not being absolutely in their face, then you might prefer it over the shotguns.

[kaetamend]

Thumbs up if you stoped at 6:55 to see what was written under items loadouts

[LoDork]

@kaetamend Didn't have to pause... PENIS

[hankotheman]

@kaetamend Penus

[snowninja7842]

@kaetamend

Penis.

[familysims2001]

@kaetamend Penis

[Qaphsiel1]

@kaetamend do you people ever know who this guy is. i would ask you to unsub. or go see the woodysgamertag video showing all the shit hes said.

[Vazarath]

@Qaphsiel1 If you are judging him by Woody's video YOU do not know him. Also, this is the Internet, you will get mocked and insulted, so don't put your retarded kid in your YouTube video.

[randomman011]

what is the resolution that makes the weapons longer and closer to the middle

[RAIZ0R1211]

@randomman011 its the field of view

[SuperBlackopsboy99]

go to 5:55 and immediately it says penis

[WorthlessGravy]

wow atomizer for the win!!!!!!

[TheGamefan1000]

My favourite classes are Scout, Soldier, Heavy and Demoman, and for support Medic.

[BEASTLYDeadly]

@TheGamefan1000 i like scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, heavy, engineer, medic, sniper, and spy

[narutoshippudenclara]

question: if u milk an ubered player will the attacks on them turn to healing for you or does it require that they take actual damage to their health?

[hankotheman]

@narutoshippudenclara No its only damage taken to their health

[biblemanisgreat]

@narutoshippudenclara The real question is why are you using milk?

[narutoshippudenclara]

@biblemanisgreat who said i was using milk?

[97dhe]

is there any other way of getting weapons than just finding them randomly?

[LOLitsFREDRICK]

@97dhe you can find craft and buy weapons.

[uglydollsinc123]

@97buying them and trading for them

[XxcallofdutyboyxX]

Whats better i like THE scattergun Alot but its getting bored so is THE force of nature or THE short stop idk cause i cant decide :S please help

[remzsk8rboy]

I like the candy cane slot mainlybecause for every kill you get with it they drop a health pack so it's pretty decent

[TryHardSpartan117]

Chicken

[Dalo2953]

thumbs up if you like ITS A SCOUT KILL THAT MUTHAFUCKA

[alexis327100]

i think the short stop is awesome. what do you guys think of it

[ReVPr0]

Fuck ads.

[alexis327100]

i like shortstop he kills aliens and doesn't afried of anything

[YouNoob269]

atomizer + force of nature= quad jump

[MegaAulis]

What Do you Think of The new SODA POPPER shotgun for the scout??

[kelidoscopegod12]

@MegaAulis helps with flanking, but a lot of pros reccamond the default

[MegaAulis]

@kelidoscopegod12 you mean cons ?:)

[kelidoscopegod12]

@MegaAulis what? o.O i've asked the competitive players what they would reccamond, and they usually say default equipment, they also weapon haggle/heckle. or flank.

[MegaAulis]

@kelidoscopegod12 yea i didn't quite understand you'r reply's sentenceing so i just tought that you might have mistakens Pros and Cons. you say it helps with flanking, but it has a lot of pros...

I tought you tried to say "Helps with flanking, but has a lot of cons. Recommend the default" ?? but that you had mistaken pros and cons.

[DocHavoc2]

2+1=3

MIND BLOWN

[MrJade12]

Candycane is the best weapon in the game.

[NibTV1]

Triple Jump Bat?

[DocHavoc2]

@NibTV1 this came out before the uber update.

[OVERWATCH340]

WHY DID I THROW MY MAD MILK AWAY ACCIDENTALLY!!?!?!?

[code675]

How do you make it so you can see your hands when holding a gun? I can only see so much of my hands and guns when i play

[AJachim8]

@code675 you can change the FOV (field of view) in the advanced options

[okstopaskingme]

adidas shoes?

[VanOccupanther123]

*penis*

[krossthug]

Whats better, The Soda Popper or the scattergun?

[Kippydahcamper]

@krossthug Its preference. Damage wise their the same, but you just have to decide if you want minicrits or knockback.

[alexis327100]

@Kippydahcamper the scattergun doesn't give you knock back. the force a nature does that.

[Kippydahcamper]

@alexis327100 Ah right. Thought he said Force a Nature.

[alexis327100]

@Kippydahcamper ok i think your losing your eyesight or your partially stupid if that even makes sense

[Kippydahcamper]

@alexis327100 lol Calm down there. Have to run around the internet insulting other people for tiny mistakes to make yourself feel like a big man?

[alexis327100]

@Kippydahcamper sorry i didn't mean to insult you and no it does not make me feel like a big man we are all tiny and weak in this big and powerful world

[MrMeatBall100]

Shortstop = om nom nom! i killed 2 medics and 3 snipers with that in like 20 secs

[CaveTater]

@alexis327100 My preferred loadout is The Scattergun, The Winger, and The baseball bat.

[Sahfarry]

@CaveTater Mine (Currently, since I have nothing better.) The Soda Popper, Pistol and Sandman.

[kewlJaz234]

okay



[alexis327100]

is the default scout load out good or bad plz reply

[wanted888ghost]

you forgot the BONG bat gives you triple jump but whe you triple jump you lose 15 health

[wanted888ghost]

@alexis327100 first mother fucker dont fucking call me an a fucking idiot and second i didnt know this was in the uber update and i thoutgh he might forgot it so I TRYED TO HELP OTHERS

[alexis327100]

@wanted888ghost ok sorry 

[moebeeable]

@alexis327100 lol .. just lol

[khartaras99]

Guys, Regular scattergun + Winger + Mackerel is ideal for most maps,

[xPawzxCrunchx]

i use the candy cane...

[crownedman104]

MOAR text!!! :D

[dmeserve1234]

OMG A DEAD ISLAND AD!!!!!! :D

[GenerationV3]

@dmeserve1234 Dead island isnt that great its a first person of dead rising

[Ryanlollies1]

I don't think the Candycane is useless...

[Gerstein1]

@Ryanlollies1 It's not useless, but it means soldiers and demos can one-hit you. If you're good at avoiding them, it's a straight upgrade for you.

[12357951]

eff you On live, steam is the best cloud ever

[JustForFun119]

8:10 "So I get him covered in my 'white stuff', haha...... " best laugh ever.

[Theowna]

is it cool if i add you on steam? i would like to play with (actually, id like to play against you)