....the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.
....little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but...
That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but....
They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys.I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals...
They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason...
I Like Monkeys!I Like Monkeys! The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright...
in 1959 a young teenager was shot and killed in the park. his body was found in a bush with flies eating him one day later. the guy who shot looked like a ghost. some call him the "shadow killer". Legend has it that he is immortal and very creepy. he wears a black leather coat with blood stains. if you dont copy paste this into 8 videos in 3 hours, you will be visited by this killer tonight no matter where you whats the point its not going to kill you i mean come on now
@SkaKillerlolsz18 Your dumb your so fucking dumb stop eating dumb flakes for breakfast if you were any dumber you wouldnt have the capability to copy and paste ur spooky killer bullshit you dumbfuck mcdumbfucken
@Steplss lmfao dude u have no idea how 2 use your words right lmfao listen dick weed it's a joke if u had notice right? or your plainly just stupid xD dude u eating dumb flakes? lmfao and how is this dumb I'll tell you what's dumb u reading it and complaining about it u fucking stupid crack headed redneck once again it's a joke also who you calling dumb??? dude check your GRAMMER! I also want 2 say SHUT THE FUCK UP :) you want 2 start shit with me whiteyy? than I'm ready diackkkkk
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hahahahahahahah i was laughin so hard at this:D cuz my friends and i were driving and my friend had to drive in the trunk and was hitting me with a plastic bat.... my other friend called her a trunk monkey... so i searched on youtube and this came up:D this is hilarious.
Funny ads, but it has come to light that these chimps were abused by their trainers at R/West. Not to mention the fact that they stole the entire Trunk Monkey concept from a Subaru enthusiast website of the same name, without giving due credit.
omg my teacher showed us that in skool today I laugh so hard
thecoolhellokitty 4 days ago
@thecoolhellokitty Holy shit you need "school."
Hawkknight88 2 days ago
@Hawkknight88 i good 2 skool duh read the comment
thecoolhellokitty 10 hours ago
Oh man this is so funny.
Pippip3030 5 days ago
@Pippip3030 my teacher showed me too lol
Funyboiswag 3 days ago
Funniest dam thing i ever saw. I want one too
MRSTIDLYTOO 1 week ago
Attorney General, please, PLEASE approve this innovative idea.
Mattness20 1 week ago
I need a trunk monkey shaperone for my daughter!
Kingjulianisawesome 1 week ago
2:08 THAT MONKEY OUTRIGHT KILLED THAT GUY!
ShadowStrikker 1 week ago
What about the Alien one, or the Hot Coffee one?
donaldlolwut 1 week ago
My Impala did not come with one ?!?!? :(
MrKevinleeg713 3 weeks ago
why was the last one not in the trunk
juicekiller100 1 month ago
Wow I got to get me one of these monkeys
milkshake849 1 month ago
....the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.
MyR0ach 1 month ago
....little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but...
MyR0ach 1 month ago
That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but....
MyR0ach 1 month ago
They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys.I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals...
MyR0ach 1 month ago
They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason...
MyR0ach 1 month ago
I Like Monkeys!I Like Monkeys! The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright...
MyR0ach 1 month ago
Dear Santa...
ARRRRRRRRFUL 1 month ago
Fun shit
mjramos5 1 month ago
i still cant stop laughing
shadowmaster517 1 month ago
/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=d68PWW73XCA
This might help!
liljosh512 1 month ago
Cock Blocking monkey
zShabb 1 month ago 6
mmh ich bin erregt
JaninaRomafy219 1 month ago
TRUNK MONKEY IS AMAZING. everyone should have a trunk monkey.
catsluvwaffles 2 months ago
RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES STYLE
Ravenite1 2 months ago
naa mia is langweilig
MadlynNoreenpi415 2 months ago
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lol i will make you doing things
lovelysweetgirl11 2 months ago
monkeys are so cool
healthconcious 2 months ago
My college professor showed this to us on a class about advertisment... best choice ever!
Torterra625 2 months ago
bahahaha the last one is soo funy
jessicatheshort 2 months ago
I wonder what the trunk monkey would do if you are in a safari park and a lion jumps on the hod of car
ethanstewart9 2 months ago
lololololo
SuperAznVietBoi 2 months ago
erm like romantic nights, candles red roses
Preetygirl2012 3 months ago
hmz If u're looking for a hot cutey, don't look further, Im here 4u
ShaunTawanama161 3 months ago
Looks like i know what i want for my birthday(:
ChelseiLogannee 3 months ago
i luv that car
bike13pro 3 months ago
You can see at the end that the gun isnt even loaded
Kraziekrunk 3 months ago
did that monkey just commit murder lol, knocking the thief out cold and throwing him off a bridge
MrForeal10601 3 months ago
why they put clothes on the monkey at 1:20 ?
rytmen 4 months ago
@rytmen You so racist :D
SuperBananaBubble 3 months ago
so I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside
NievesMelitajg77 4 months ago
how anyone could dislike this is beyond me.
hellyerc 4 months ago
monkey's are awesome.
weightlossguru123 4 months ago
@ 1:10. lol monkey rape
infernorock11 4 months ago
LOL
kyraceline 4 months ago
I'm surprised #5 was aired.
#6 is my current favorite.
satan88claws 4 months ago
I'm installing the last one when my daughter turns 16!
91slownotch 4 months ago 16
THATS GRANDMAS CAR 2:10 PUNK
iZEatzYourWaffleZ 5 months ago
that monkey is real funny in its always sunny in Philadelphia lmfao
stonaboi420 5 months ago
These are such great clips.
Its sad about the animal abuse used to make them BUT they are still great. It would be good if we could see some humane remakes.
One can hope...
CarsMutley1995 5 months ago
that last one made me laugh SOOOO hard GENIUS!!!
niematorie 5 months ago
2:40 to 2:42 if you were to replay it a bunch of times its way funnier
Steplss 5 months ago
in 1959 a young teenager was shot and killed in the park. his body was found in a bush with flies eating him one day later. the guy who shot looked like a ghost. some call him the "shadow killer". Legend has it that he is immortal and very creepy. he wears a black leather coat with blood stains. if you dont copy paste this into 8 videos in 3 hours, you will be visited by this killer tonight no matter where you whats the point its not going to kill you i mean come on now
SkaKillerlolsz18 5 months ago
@SkaKillerlolsz18 Your dumb your so fucking dumb stop eating dumb flakes for breakfast if you were any dumber you wouldnt have the capability to copy and paste ur spooky killer bullshit you dumbfuck mcdumbfucken
Steplss 5 months ago
@Steplss lmfao dude u have no idea how 2 use your words right lmfao listen dick weed it's a joke if u had notice right? or your plainly just stupid xD dude u eating dumb flakes? lmfao and how is this dumb I'll tell you what's dumb u reading it and complaining about it u fucking stupid crack headed redneck once again it's a joke also who you calling dumb??? dude check your GRAMMER! I also want 2 say SHUT THE FUCK UP :) you want 2 start shit with me whiteyy? than I'm ready diackkkkk
SkaKillerlolsz18 5 months ago
i dont c these comercials anymor
surferguy331 5 months ago
If loving this is wrong, I don't wanna be right
bkiene 5 months ago
@bkiene im with you there!!!!
xclosetoyou 5 months ago
I want chuck norris as my trunk monkey XD
bigmofodeal 5 months ago
Trunk monkey...that funky monkey
urnam0 5 months ago
Respond to this video... i have trunk monky
MrGunner707 5 months ago
@MrSPAXX7 do i know u? im srry but i dont know u and i didnt wright anything on ur page so... yea u got the wrong person dude
ConfusedSaysWAT 6 months ago
229 people hate monkey
lilwayne1028 6 months ago
TRUNK MONKEY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF BLACK COPS!
RATAPWNZU 6 months ago
Note to self: Search trunk before stealing a car
NobleOwls 6 months ago
Trunk Chimp for the purist. But a chimp by any othe name is just as funny. How about a car repir shop trunk monkey. Keep 'em honest.
whymelord1 6 months ago
oh its ok it came with the car
MW2CMD100397 6 months ago
damn cockblocking monkeys
XNinjaVampireX 6 months ago
want a donut
jacobnolan888 6 months ago
dammmm!!! R.I.P Robber: 1978-2006
DJpeeinmyjays 6 months ago
LOVE IT
lovebugformcr 6 months ago
Wow... I love it when the monkey throws the theft of the bridge then looks down and is like that was easy. :)
Bladeroverthere 6 months ago
this is so fucking hilarious i shit my pants
kam3kaz33 6 months ago
What's next? Dashboard panda?
MrVeesworld 7 months ago
look on 2:10-2:15 the dude waz like "FUCK I DROPPED MY FUCKIN' QUARTER OOOOOOOOO SHIT.....
cdawg254 7 months ago
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cdawg254 7 months ago
2:50 lol one step up from the chastity belt
Legoking45 7 months ago
they should be scared, chimps can rip your face off.
darkshad0500 7 months ago
@darkshad0500 ya one time i watched this show where they did that. maybe they shouldnt joke about that
lollipoplover52 7 months ago
FANTASTIC!!!
WaterBenderKid 7 months ago
funny video wish it was real PMSL
mrtacolovestacos 7 months ago
PETA does not approve of using monkeys in adds
tsetse 7 months ago
There should be a Chuck Norris button too :D
DarkCrystalQueen101 7 months ago
if you like car sales movies, check mine out!
dwaldbillig 7 months ago
It's good, but chimps aren't monkeys.
munky142 7 months ago
Trunk monkey..pfft.....I have a Charles Bronson installed instead.
1Morey 7 months ago
I have ONE!
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Blasterandjaurez 8 months ago
I WANT ONE! :D
ConfusedSaysWAT 8 months ago 53
@ConfusedSaysWAT AGREED
530BigBen 3 months ago
@530BigBen lol
ConfusedSaysWAT 3 months ago
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Wat the fuck it's so gay
Aisling20202 8 months ago
Daddy's little helper! 2:52-3:20!!!!
Hayhay24408 8 months ago 28
This is something I though of that was funny! 2:10-2:15
Man over bridge:Oh shit I dropped my quarter!
By:Hailey and Cody!
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karkakarita 8 months ago
226 trunk monkey victims
ericspinball 9 months ago 2
I want a trunk monkey
SuperRpet 9 months ago
@SuperRpet lol we all want one.
saokz7 9 months ago
bitch lost her trunk monkey
grrrrrrrr44 9 months ago
I saw loads of monkeys at the zoo today, I thought i was doomed..
PCman54 9 months ago
dude that would b awesome a cop pulls up and the monkey should have shot him that would b cool
12karatekid12 9 months ago
I wish i had a trunk monkey with a shotgun
MrDJhampster 9 months ago
@Guitarkid997 & theGuyYouHate01 , you r F***** haters
other than this vid is funny
coolname156 9 months ago
Monkey vs Panda!!!
hidanthreness 9 months ago
I think it came with the car
here, 2 seconds from kiss
chck chck
undertakerpitt 9 months ago
I want one for some protective issue
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courtneycarlso 9 months ago 17
Lol the dude got fucked!
TechGlitcherify 10 months ago
@TechGlitcherify
like your mom.....unfortunatly, the result is you!
theGuyYouHate01 9 months ago
@theGuyYouHate01 haha grow up dude.
Guitarkid997 9 months ago
@Guitarkid997
you're telling me to grow up, when your user name is " GuitarKID997", suck my cock bitch!
theGuyYouHate01 9 months ago
@theGuyYouHate01 Yeah im 13 bitch. You could be an adult and you still talk like a trashy 10 year old.
Guitarkid997 9 months ago
@Guitarkid997
Come over here, and SERVICE MY PORKSWORD............Do just don't realize how superior I am to you, you are nothing, and the highest position you'll ever get in life is a manager at your local walmart, grotesque pig
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hermosaviry 10 months ago
Lol
freakzilla445 10 months ago
@Artisane Oh good, so I WASN'T the only one who noticed the Doom shotgun sound.
Though it kind of depresses me that the other guy said Halo...
nintendomaniac64 10 months ago
I'm getting one these when they arrive in Anchorage!
willwyko 10 months ago
brilliant! :-D
taichiky 10 months ago
It's not a monkey, it's a chimpanzee. Just saying.
OhClementine83 10 months ago
the funniest video i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!
2pandabear1 10 months ago
LOL!
SGTSAM101ST 10 months ago
What.
lethraxin 10 months ago
@lethraxin what do you mean what its fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!
2pandabear1 10 months ago
I love monkey vids. Well done :)
ARCHSKI1 10 months ago
@ARCHSKI1 me two
2pandabear1 10 months ago
that monkey reminds me of Jay from the Jay and Silent Bob movies
Kingcobra1211 10 months ago 2
if i had trunk monkey he'd just drink all my beer before i got home and poped the trunk =/
TheOnezus 11 months ago
226 people got pwned by the monkey
xLebiusx 11 months ago
226 people get pwned by the monkey
xLebiusx 11 months ago
must..... have..... a trunk money!
danielh95 11 months ago
i'd rather have a trunk zombie
WhiskersMctabby 11 months ago
dance monkey dance
supercoolkenny 11 months ago
Trunk monkeys are found free along MLK BLVD.
Use at your own risk...intelligence not included.
tahan6 11 months ago
hahahahahahahah i was laughin so hard at this:D cuz my friends and i were driving and my friend had to drive in the trunk and was hitting me with a plastic bat.... my other friend called her a trunk monkey... so i searched on youtube and this came up:D this is hilarious.
mikaylamoo143 11 months ago
i wish cotton was a monkey
yardvarkers 11 months ago
daddy needs a trunk monkey too :D
SuperComedywatcher 11 months ago
Arceye is a total knob
binny61 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you think trunk monkey should be in charge!
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nicholai40 11 months ago
The gun chaperon was the funniest
gangester420 11 months ago
lol
clone616 11 months ago
Trunk monkey's rock!
Trunk monkey =
beth1610chelsea 11 months ago
xD
MrTMko123 11 months ago
they aren't even monkeys, they're apes. Monkeys walk on all fours and have tails!
dreamingkristie 11 months ago
LOL I JIZZ
2secondman 11 months ago
what happened to super bowl commercials like this?
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marisolmaeve 11 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!
CMKouba 11 months ago
2:03 :O things suddenly took a dark turn
Youtuuuber 11 months ago
Last 2 are the best! Hahahahhaha
XoXoJenaXoXo 11 months ago
And where do you purchase these trunk monkeys?
pivotjuggalo 11 months ago
trunk monkey kick azz!!!
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INsanestuntmasters 1 year ago
seee its funny cause he just got his ass whiped by a lil monkey
MrMrASKKADEN 1 year ago
that's a bad monkey! hehe
dissidentinaction23 1 year ago
haha lmfaoroflol!!!!! Awesome!
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MonkeyMagicStuff 1 year ago
I need this!
uegrad 1 year ago
he just has a shotgun lolz
bmxboy877 1 year ago 2
hahaha love when he throws him in the river xD
jokakim94 1 year ago 3
hahaha love when he throws him in the river xD
jokakim94 1 year ago
Can I get two of those, please ?!
FysikFyren 1 year ago
lmao lol i loved the last part so funny XD
jtjapkes9 1 year ago
Funny ads, but it has come to light that these chimps were abused by their trainers at R/West. Not to mention the fact that they stole the entire Trunk Monkey concept from a Subaru enthusiast website of the same name, without giving due credit.
crewboy555 1 year ago
loool
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MakenaOntariyo 1 year ago
1:50 Is the best one >:3
xKasadiax 1 year ago 2
translation for mina9961: yes, where is my sweet dream boy
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lolabug71 1 year ago
when you got a monkey with a shotgun, something ain't right
TheDisturbedOne961 1 year ago
hilarious!
TheDisturbedOne961 1 year ago
where can i get a trunk monkey??
leonardgoodwin25 1 year ago
@leonardgoodwin25 my ass
connorpwnsatlife78 1 year ago
man this is so friggin hilarious . I want a trunk monkey!
dancetothemusic93 1 year ago
I need one of those. Can the anti-theft system come with a shotgun like the chapperone model?
thenerdster96 1 year ago 3
@CooperByse617 fuck kinect
TheDevastation06 1 year ago
don't mess with the monkey, especially if he has a shotgun
pecark 1 year ago 38
@pecark i agree.
2pandabear1 10 months ago
@pecark Yeah! LULZ!
testsigma66 10 months ago
Funny but the badger car salesman commercials are 10 times better.
action1ist 1 year ago