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  • omg my teacher showed us that in skool today I laugh so hard

  • @thecoolhellokitty Holy shit you need "school."

  • @Hawkknight88 i good 2 skool duh read the comment

  • Oh man this is so funny.

  • @Pippip3030 my teacher showed me too lol

  • Funniest dam thing i ever saw. I want one too

  • Attorney General, please, PLEASE approve this innovative idea.

  • I need a trunk monkey shaperone for my daughter!

  • 2:08 THAT MONKEY OUTRIGHT KILLED THAT GUY!

  • What about the Alien one, or the Hot Coffee one?

  • My Impala did not come with one ?!?!? :(

  • why was the last one not in the trunk

  • Wow I got to get me one of these monkeys

  • ....the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.

  • ....little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but...

  • That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but....

  • They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys.I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals...

  • They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason...

  • I Like Monkeys!I Like Monkeys! The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright...

  • Dear Santa...

  • Fun shit

  • i still cant stop laughing

  • /watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&­v­=d68PWW73XCA

    This might help!

  • Cock Blocking monkey

  • mmh ich bin erregt

  • TRUNK MONKEY IS AMAZING. everyone should have a trunk monkey.

  • RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES STYLE

  • naa mia is langweilig

  • monkeys are so cool

  • My college professor showed this to us on a class about advertisment... best choice ever!

  • bahahaha the last one is soo funy

  • I wonder what the trunk monkey would do if you are in a safari park and a lion jumps on the hod of car

  • lololololo

  • erm like romantic nights, candles red roses

  • hmz If u're looking for a hot cutey, don't look further, Im here 4u

  • Looks like i know what i want for my birthday(:

  • i luv that car

  • You can see at the end that the gun isnt even loaded

  • did that monkey just commit murder lol, knocking the thief out cold and throwing him off a bridge

  • why they put clothes on the monkey at 1:20 ?

  • @rytmen You so racist :D

  • so I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

  • how anyone could dislike this is beyond me.

  • monkey's are awesome.

  • @ 1:10. lol monkey rape

  • LOL

  • I'm surprised #5 was aired.

    #6 is my current favorite.

  • I'm installing the last one when my daughter turns 16!

  • THATS GRANDMAS CAR 2:10 PUNK

  • that monkey is real funny in its always sunny in Philadelphia lmfao

  • These are such great clips.

    Its sad about the animal abuse used to make them BUT they are still great. It would be good if we could see some humane remakes.

    One can hope...

  • that last one made me laugh SOOOO hard GENIUS!!!

  • 2:40 to 2:42 if you were to replay it a bunch of times its way funnier

  • in 1959 a young teenager was shot and killed in the park. his body was found in a bush with flies eating him one day later. the guy who shot looked like a ghost. some call him the "shadow killer". Legend has it that he is immortal and very creepy. he wears a black leather coat with blood stains. if you dont copy paste this into 8 videos in 3 hours, you will be visited by this killer tonight no matter where you whats the point its not going to kill you i mean come on now

  • @SkaKillerlolsz18 Your dumb your so fucking dumb stop eating dumb flakes for breakfast if you were any dumber you wouldnt have the capability to copy and paste ur spooky killer bullshit you dumbfuck mcdumbfucken

  • @Steplss lmfao dude u have no idea how 2 use your words right lmfao listen dick weed it's a joke if u had notice right? or your plainly just stupid xD dude u eating dumb flakes? lmfao and how is this dumb I'll tell you what's dumb u reading it and complaining about it u fucking stupid crack headed redneck once again it's a joke also who you calling dumb??? dude check your GRAMMER! I also want 2 say SHUT THE FUCK UP :) you want 2 start shit with me whiteyy? than I'm ready diackkkkk

  • i dont c these comercials anymor

  • If loving this is wrong, I don't wanna be right

  • @bkiene im with you there!!!!

  • I want chuck norris as my trunk monkey XD

  • Trunk monkey...that funky monkey

  • Respond to this video...  i have trunk monky

  • @MrSPAXX7 do i know u? im srry but i dont know u and i didnt wright anything on ur page so... yea u got the wrong person dude

  • 229 people hate monkey

  • TRUNK MONKEY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF BLACK COPS!

  • Note to self: Search trunk before stealing a car

  • Trunk Chimp for the purist. But a chimp by any othe name is just as funny. How about a car repir shop trunk monkey. Keep 'em honest.

  • oh its ok it came with the car

  • damn cockblocking monkeys 

  • want a donut

  • dammmm!!! R.I.P Robber: 1978-2006

  • LOVE IT

  • Wow... I love it when the monkey throws the theft of the bridge then looks down and is like that was easy. :)

  • this is so fucking hilarious i shit my pants

  • What's next? Dashboard panda?

  • look on 2:10-2:15 the dude waz like "FUCK I DROPPED MY FUCKIN' QUARTER OOOOOOOOO SHIT.....

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  • 2:50 lol one step up from the chastity belt

  • they should be scared, chimps can rip your face off.

  • @darkshad0500 ya one time i watched this show where they did that. maybe they shouldnt joke about that

  • FANTASTIC!!!

    

  • funny video wish it was real PMSL

  • PETA does not approve of using monkeys in adds

  • There should be a Chuck Norris button too :D

  • if you like car sales movies, check mine out!

  • It's good, but chimps aren't monkeys.

  • Trunk monkey..pfft.....I have a Charles Bronson installed instead.

  • I have ONE!

  • I WANT ONE! :D

  • @ConfusedSaysWAT AGREED

  • @530BigBen lol

  • Daddy's little helper! 2:52-3:20!!!!

  • This is something I though of that was funny! 2:10-2:15

    Man over bridge:Oh shit I dropped my quarter!

    By:Hailey and Cody!

  • 226 trunk monkey victims

  • I want a trunk monkey

  • @SuperRpet lol we all want one.

  • bitch lost her trunk monkey

    

  • I saw loads of monkeys at the zoo today, I thought i was doomed..

  • dude that would b awesome a cop pulls up and the monkey should have shot him that would b cool

  • I wish i had a trunk monkey with a shotgun

  • @Guitarkid997 & theGuyYouHate01 , you r F***** haters

    other than this vid is funny

  • Monkey vs Panda!!!

  • I think it came with the car

    here, 2 seconds from kiss

    chck chck

  • I want one for some protective issue

  • Lol the dude got fucked!

  • @TechGlitcherify

    like your mom.....unfortunatly, the result is you!

  • @theGuyYouHate01 haha grow up dude.

  • @Guitarkid997

    you're telling me to grow up, when your user name is " GuitarKID997", suck my cock bitch!

  • @theGuyYouHate01 Yeah im 13 bitch. You could be an adult and you still talk like a trashy 10 year old.

  • @Guitarkid997

    Come over here, and SERVICE MY PORKSWORD............Do just don't realize how superior I am to you, you are nothing, and the highest position you'll ever get in life is a manager at your local walmart, grotesque pig

  • Lol

  • @Artisane Oh good, so I WASN'T the only one who noticed the Doom shotgun sound.

    Though it kind of depresses me that the other guy said Halo...

  • I'm getting one these when they arrive in Anchorage!

  • brilliant! :-D

  • It's not a monkey, it's a chimpanzee. Just saying.

  • the funniest video i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL!

  • What.

  • @lethraxin what do you mean what its fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love monkey vids. Well done :)

  • @ARCHSKI1 me two

  • that monkey reminds me of Jay from the Jay and Silent Bob movies

  • if i had trunk monkey he'd just drink all my beer before i got home and poped the trunk =/

  • 226 people got pwned by the monkey

  • 226 people get pwned by the monkey

  • must..... have..... a trunk money!

  • i'd rather have a trunk zombie

  • dance monkey dance

  • Trunk monkeys are found free along MLK BLVD.

    Use at your own risk...intelligence not included.

  • hahahahahahahah i was laughin so hard at this:D cuz my friends and i were driving and my friend had to drive in the trunk and was hitting me with a plastic bat.... my other friend called her a trunk monkey... so i searched on youtube and this came up:D this is hilarious.

  • i wish cotton was a monkey

  • daddy needs a trunk monkey too :D

  • Arceye is a total knob

  • Thumbs up if you think trunk monkey should be in charge!

  • The gun chaperon was the funniest

  • lol

  • Trunk monkey's rock!

    Trunk monkey = 

  • xD

  • they aren't even monkeys, they're apes. Monkeys walk on all fours and have tails!

  • LOL I JIZZ

  • what happened to super bowl commercials like this?

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:03 :O things suddenly took a dark turn

  • Last 2 are the best! Hahahahhaha

  • And where do you purchase these trunk monkeys?

  • trunk monkey kick azz!!!

  • seee its funny cause he just got his ass whiped by a lil monkey

  • that's a bad monkey! hehe

  • haha lmfaoroflol!!!!! Awesome!

  • I need this!

  • he just has a shotgun lolz

  • hahaha love when he throws him in the river xD

  • hahaha love when he throws him in the river xD

  • Can I get two of those, please ?!

  • lmao lol i loved the last part so funny XD

  • Funny ads, but it has come to light that these chimps were abused by their trainers at R/West. Not to mention the fact that they stole the entire Trunk Monkey concept from a Subaru enthusiast website of the same name, without giving due credit.

  • loool

  • 1:50 Is the best one >:3

  • translation for mina9961: yes, where is my sweet dream boy

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  • when you got a monkey with a shotgun, something ain't right

  • hilarious!

  • where can i get a trunk monkey??

  • @leonardgoodwin25 my ass

  • man this is so friggin hilarious . I want a trunk monkey!

  • I need one of those. Can the anti-theft system come with a shotgun like the chapperone model?

  • @CooperByse617 fuck kinect

  • don't mess with the monkey, especially if he has a shotgun

  • @pecark i agree.

  • @pecark Yeah! LULZ!

  • Funny but the badger car salesman commercials are 10 times better.