I bought 2 cans of Winalot dog food in the Eastbourne branch of Poundland last week assuming the deal was 2 for £1. Not so! They were £1 each. Today I bought 2 six-packs of Winalot for £5 in Sainsbury's. Are Poundland taking the pi*s or wot?
The chef excellence bags look like debbie Meyer bags sold in the us. The only difference I presume is that the Debbie Meyer ads WERE so advertised that people actually wanted to buy them.
I had the dental kit as well-the only thing the 'horrifying dental pick' was useful for was to fish a dropped cotton bud from the tolilet bowl. "An excellent product!"
lame! i was looking forward to the crap quality of the speakers.
The dental kit is cute, I would keep it for novelty reasons. It would be nice to look around my own teeth with that mirror. But floss is to help prevent your gums from spewing blood. :P
@ThePokeCardCollector i recently started playing on my old ps1 and i used to collect pokemon cards anyway lol and im very moody as ive been up all night
Here in the U.S. we have Dollartree, and the 99 cent stores, and to be honest a lot of the things you review on these are higher quality than our cheap shops haha.
I would assume that if I used a toothbrush from a 99 cent store, that it would be made of some toxic plastic and the bristles had flakes of lead or something horrid. But I was surprised he had never seen those small floss things before.
Poundland could be the name of a liposuction clinic...or a gym...or a gentleman's club featuring larger women...or just a really, really heavy island. I'm not sure
And thus, Chef Excellence was born
cipher619 16 hours ago
5:50 with captions "if u chases them black you are in she's trouble"
ZiozoneEmperor 20 hours ago
Bum bum ba dum buuuuuum
fataltorch3956 2 days ago
"Stay Fresh, cheese bags!" -Chef Excellence
thgodofwar 3 days ago
Chef Excellence NEVER gets old! NEVER!
zzyxyz000062 6 days ago in playlist More videos from ashens
'Stay fresh cheese bags'! God you've got to love it :D
MrGingerdevil666 6 days ago
black cheese! lol
detjkimbell 1 week ago
foldable speakers are ghetto...
byronlee991017 1 week ago
The wait for the penny was actually worth it. Educational, as well. I didn't know what a British penny looked like.
XxxGamer5641xxX 1 week ago
caption on "there is sielence "MOON MEN" "there is silence
lampini 1 week ago
I am crying right now
GamingLegendOJR 1 week ago
Too bad the original cheese bag already have natural(or artificial) preservatives
pueojit 1 week ago
Hahahahahhahhhaha 9:20 oh god my sides
paradajzisnicla 1 week ago
thumbs up if your favourite bit was the zebadie puppet XD
PigsGoOinkLOL 1 week ago
@godofchaos606 no, its worth about 1.8 times more, so 1.8 cents in america
IanFromOregon2 1 week ago
Would a penny in the UK count as a penny in the US?
godofchaos606 1 week ago
Brushing your tongue is actually very important if you want to remove smelly bacteria that causes bad breath
Pistonhips 1 week ago 3
I favourited this just because of "It's like Lego for imbiciles!" :D
zapawillie 1 week ago
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joshbot360 1 week ago
Was it just me, or did anyone else initially think that the Cheese Bags were bags made out of cheese?
smackknot 1 week ago
actually the main reason for mouth odor is bacteria on your tongue
Frankfurtdabezzzt 2 weeks ago
Is Poundland like a what a dollar store would be here in the U.S.A.?
AwesomelyEpic50 2 weeks ago
@AwesomelyEpic50 Yeah.
Scottishscot1Numbah1 2 weeks ago
I bought 2 cans of Winalot dog food in the Eastbourne branch of Poundland last week assuming the deal was 2 for £1. Not so! They were £1 each. Today I bought 2 six-packs of Winalot for £5 in Sainsbury's. Are Poundland taking the pi*s or wot?
Stryker146 2 weeks ago
Holy shit, The Magic Roundabout! I saw that when I was little, it's called Dougal in America.
redwulf777 3 weeks ago
'an excellent comment'
mrrandomlol100 3 weeks ago
And this is where Chef Excellence's legacy began. May his legacy stay as fresh as his cheese.
andrewnited 3 weeks ago
Brentalfloss kit :D
JGamer12 3 weeks ago
lol.
mattabee12 3 weeks ago in playlist LOLREVIEWS
I laughed so much at this:L:L
DollyFaceCosmetics 3 weeks ago
dud you notich is only has 6 peices not 8
55davemac 3 weeks ago
@55davemac it has 3 tooth picks :-)
wezternator 3 weeks ago
Lol
therpattison 3 weeks ago
76 people like chef excellence
TomPadfieldFB 3 weeks ago
Lol! Best video ever!
JackiePaquito 4 weeks ago
I found it funny how you say imbecile. Makes me happy, lol.
shadowwolf1918 4 weeks ago
That means i saved a penny wahay!! That's super funny
badbadfull 1 month ago
You know, there is a DIY gastric bypass surgery kit on amazon, apparently.
Bellolsom 1 month ago
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90% of bad breath comes from the tongue! tongue brush +1
pickup12 1 month ago
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pickup12 1 month ago
I actually used to see the commercial for stay fresh veg bags years ago when I would have to wake up at 3am
domydirtywork196 1 month ago
I love how in transcribe audio, it says instead of It will rust, it will last xD
TheBritFox 1 month ago
i love your vids!
Darkfoxdragon101 1 month ago
A friend of mine got the dental kit for Christmas!
solameimkool 1 month ago 25
@solameimkool Scary story bro.
ZodiacEntertainment2 4 weeks ago
@solameimkool Think its time to find a new friend...
ShadowHunter702 2 weeks ago
LOL
ThatAwesomeUsername 1 month ago in playlist LOLREVIEWS
'Couldn't stop laughing!' - Chef excellence
Lol, no seriously, it was funny as heck!
GingerSlothV2 1 month ago
3:57
mrrandomlol100 1 month ago
WAIT WAIT!!! Was the TARDIS on that penny!?!?
pezzuloman123 1 month ago
@pezzuloman123 it's a gate trellis >_>
scorpweb 1 month ago
2:57 Moon Men
GiantDoucheNG 1 month ago
Wait!!! Was that the TARDIS on that penny\
unknownodin 1 month ago
@unknownodin it's an iron gate trellis
scorpweb 1 month ago
What countries did they play the cheese bag infomercial in? Kazakhstan and Somalia?
redmercer 1 month ago
Ashens loves his moon men
tinagetchel 1 month ago
"Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags!" An excellent catchfrase. C=:)
TinaJuhul 1 month ago
@TinaJuhul I'm gonna start saying that now.
colicub 1 month ago
nice camera quality
TheJuli1241 2 months ago
Wow. Your penny looks way cooler than our (US) penny.
proxythe1337 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
You know, you can get a DIY US G.I. Field surgery kit, sadly its from the Surplus Store for $60USD
Jaket2000 2 months ago
9:18 birth of a meme.
ocarinag33k 2 months ago
The chef excellence bags look like debbie Meyer bags sold in the us. The only difference I presume is that the Debbie Meyer ads WERE so advertised that people actually wanted to buy them.
kak672 2 months ago
Moon Men
GequalsZ 2 months ago
this video is full of random tat but who gives a damn
Mrksmagic 2 months ago
Why don't you use non copyrighted music?
TheNarramundy 2 months ago 45
@TheNarramundy it'a running joke
m4t3yyy 2 weeks ago
@TheNarramundy because you missed a joke
MyassWins 1 week ago
@TheNarramundy He said in one of his videos that he has a "running gag" where he does something funny every time he has to listen to music
Wargod12344 1 week ago
@TheNarramundy Lol, that would be cheating!
bonceypineapple20 2 days ago
deviate to contemplate this audio video opiate
OmgItsWayneCA 2 months ago
Chef excellence looks like a pedo.
1smartidiot 2 months ago
You made a meme :o
TomBTV1 2 months ago
those look like normal ziploc bags!
deeporc 2 months ago
Plastic bags? That is the future!
Lethargus9000 2 months ago
cheapo
GStar109 2 months ago
somethin i've been meanin to ask, what kind of camera do you use? im assuming it has a fixed focus lens?
minimoose86 2 months ago
76 people have black cheese!
AmienVids 2 months ago
hahahahha
-ellie Y
uptash 2 months ago
I had the dental kit as well-the only thing the 'horrifying dental pick' was useful for was to fish a dropped cotton bud from the tolilet bowl. "An excellent product!"
TRASHoftheTITANS 2 months ago
if your cheese is black, you're in cheese trouble. I was laughing so hard!
adventuretime135 3 months ago
"As seen on TV! (In some countries). THAT MADE ME CRACK UP!
FlyingBurgersGaming 3 months ago
Why the fuck would I want to spend my Halloween with that annoying faggot Fred?
natedoggcata 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
you should be with that guy with the glasses, you would be an awesome member of the team of reviewers
Tenkagethewise 3 months ago
Hey ashens,
I like your new subscribe button!
ThatAwesomeUsername 3 months ago
I lol'd at chef excellence haha
missrockstar22 3 months ago
I really want that dental kit, just for the mirror, that could be used to look around corners like an excellent spy.
MrSlatwob 3 months ago
I came back mainly for chef excellence and his cheese bags! :D
WilliamAncich 3 months ago
in some countries:
*means communist China. you know, THE PEOPLES NATION
windson7 3 months ago
"An excellent comment."-Chef Excellence
FarfetchdPwns 3 months ago
75 people work in poundland,
NinaSauraus 3 months ago
ive got the speakers but their a different design from a different company
techyknowsbest 3 months ago
If you look closely the cheese is yellow
hypo12345678910 3 months ago
I wonder if Poundland do a DIY tattoo removel kit?
FieldmasterFox 3 months ago
ahh the birth of Chef Excellence... good times.
mattakudesu 3 months ago in playlist Ashens
i like the fact that the web address on the back of the speaker packing label ashens rips off is "junkk.com"
TheSymbianFreak 3 months ago
Protip: Play classical music like Beethoven or Mozart instead next time.
Making a video review of speakers, and then muting the audio is... not very clever, to put it mildly.
Rexxagon 3 months ago
@Rexxagon u should of told him that a year ago
drpepper5001 3 months ago
looks like you got your camra from pound land
TheOzzybot 3 months ago
I'll send you some electronic tat, will you give me the dental stain eraser and the tongue brush in exchange?
CannyTails 3 months ago
I can't have been the only one to laugh uncontrollably at the "in some countries" small text, can I?
Endrey1375 3 months ago
Do you shop at the Poundland at St. Stephens? Im probably wrong because you probably dont live in Norwich, your delivery address is Norwich...
leon8285 3 months ago
2:57
"Moon Men"
wtf Ashens? o.O
gameprogta4spectator 4 months ago
"An excellent video."
artrocker65 4 months ago
Chef Excellence is EPIC!!!
DDarkusTriforce 4 months ago
I'm hyperventilating!
jaysteels 4 months ago
that's no "sensitive gums", you have gingivitis O_o
RRYtbea 4 months ago
Your couch looks so comfy!
ColorMindExplosion 4 months ago
damn FUCK OFF WITH ADVERTISEMENT BEFORE THE VID BEGINS
daand12 4 months ago
its new tech because its bluuuue :3
tigresslover 4 months ago
@3:52 your iphone was like, "Yah, buddy you tell them speak-What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
blaxicat2005 4 months ago
Hahahaha stay fresh cheese bags!! That's soo funny
shamaz1 4 months ago
eggs prairie as you know in she's one of the...
cutehammster 4 months ago
xD 4:01 is the subtitles
and now culinary taft
cutehammster 4 months ago
if i have to watch one more heinz pasta advert im guna murder an italian
Rilyn666 4 months ago 2
I was hoping Brian Blessed would've been the celebrity sponsor. It was a selfish dream, but I am allowed to dream.
omichron420 4 months ago
those speakers look aboslutly shit
diamondRings1 4 months ago
"Reusable if cleaned thoroughly between uses"
kwlkid85 4 months ago
Good tune!
theduckofevil 4 months ago
LOL. As seen on TV! ...in some countries
Aiden1504 4 months ago 10
rofl, i have the dental kit
the floss sucked like shit, it just made my gums bleed
gongalan02 4 months ago 73
@gongalan02
that means you havent flossed enough and you just need to floss more ;P
iBischoff 3 months ago
@gongalan02 benefit of the doubt: nicely done.
Zm4rf 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
@gongalan02 Same Here!! XD
PS3gamerPRO1997 1 month ago
The black lumps of cheese aren't black. The just look it.
jjovereats 5 months ago
@jjovereats he said that
IIWaZII 4 months ago
Do the cashiers give you filthy looks when you buy such random tat?
viperxeon 5 months ago 138
attention your product is markey with a symbol lol
angelpichu1 5 months ago
signalex or SIGN ALEX :OOOO
ZeBrainkrieg 5 months ago
Cheese Bag: keep your cheese fresh......just like oh say cheese cloth.
Hammerhead547 5 months ago
A space astronaut as opposed to...?
Aang6678 5 months ago
i went into my local 99p store and got cheese that sayed a shit product
sayes chef shittie!
12helloguy 5 months ago
lame! i was looking forward to the crap quality of the speakers.
The dental kit is cute, I would keep it for novelty reasons. It would be nice to look around my own teeth with that mirror. But floss is to help prevent your gums from spewing blood. :P
fighterjoe22 5 months ago
i brought these speakers, they were so bad i blew them :L
TheBassloveer 5 months ago
whoo like if you brought the tinny signalex headphones because you left yours at home :D
TheBassloveer 5 months ago
chef exellence is actually a meme! look it up LOL
SuperFunAllTheTime 5 months ago
Rip chef excellence
alamthesupersaiyan 5 months ago
deviate to contemplate this audio video opiate?
TehEzkimo 5 months ago
The hard of hearing get an extra at the end - the subtitles are credited as "Excellent subtitles by IDCSubs"!
MegaWayneD 5 months ago
your soo funny!! the chef bit was jokes
Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
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ThePokeCardCollector 5 months ago
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Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
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ThePokeCardCollector 5 months ago
@ThePokeCardCollector im not a chav and i thought you was taking the piss, so if u wasnt then im sorry
Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
@Xbox360MoDDinGzZ haha i get it all the time mate :) as im quite nerdy in real but hey, we all get that lol, no problems then, later lol
ThePokeCardCollector 5 months ago
@ThePokeCardCollector i recently started playing on my old ps1 and i used to collect pokemon cards anyway lol and im very moody as ive been up all night
Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
@Xbox360MoDDinGzZ same here lol, couldnt get to sleep, got coke and a choc muffin then i was alright :P
ThePokeCardCollector 5 months ago
@ThePokeCardCollector ahhhhhhh if only i could drink some coke right now!!!
Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@ThePokeCardCollector to be honest im not a chav but then again i would rather be one than a pokemon card collector
Xbox360MoDDinGzZ 5 months ago
Ashens is simply the best
34LOLWTF 5 months ago
this dude..is..HILARIOUS!
1HAV34C4RR0T 5 months ago
THIS IS A CHEESETASTROPHE
TheCookieCaster 5 months ago
CHEAPO!
jimik89 5 months ago
lolololololololol tat
thx134 5 months ago
Chef Smug more like!
cjdalton1981 5 months ago
if you go into a gay bar to stop at the bathroom and a guy in there asks if you want to go to poundland, DON'T SAY YES!!!!!!
Genocide2242 5 months ago
Coming soon from deepclenz industrys
DIY surgery kit
"an exellent product"
Chef exellance
sirconquest 5 months ago
@sirconquest It's "chef excellence". :)
BenjaminGoose 5 months ago
Haha, epic video! I would like to see more coming dude!
xHJLx 5 months ago
Here in the U.S. we have Dollartree, and the 99 cent stores, and to be honest a lot of the things you review on these are higher quality than our cheap shops haha.
I would assume that if I used a toothbrush from a 99 cent store, that it would be made of some toxic plastic and the bristles had flakes of lead or something horrid. But I was surprised he had never seen those small floss things before.
BrocxMalaak 5 months ago
"if your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble
that should be on a t-shirt
HyperSonicSquall 5 months ago
4:52 Daventry, huh? *insert King's Quest reference here*
Magitek1112 5 months ago
[There is silence{no there is chuck norris}]
warnightify 5 months ago
Poundland employees probably watch Ashen's Poundland Specials during their lunch break.
coffeeandsugar20 5 months ago
@ƧH€nŠ ∫Š GΩD
jaws196 5 months ago
$1.64?
iwannabepresident 5 months ago
man the transcribe audio is really close to what youre saying
AuggieJames 6 months ago
@AuggieJames Maybe the transcribe audio is intended for British accents?
Nyanginex 6 months ago
@Nyanginex - The transcribe audio was written by a person, with fingers!
CoinInsertion 5 months ago
you'll be the life of the party with those portable speakers
KantorekBaumerB14 6 months ago
I was laughing so much at 3:55
101pog 6 months ago
whats a pound equal in american money?
mickeymouse14 6 months ago
@mickeymouse14 A pound is basically our version of a dollar
Guttermouth 6 months ago
@mickeymouse14 £1.00 British Pound = $1.64 US Dollars
FrostytheShanker 6 months ago
Fatter By The Pound.
HDKMajors 6 months ago
Poundland could be the name of a liposuction clinic...or a gym...or a gentleman's club featuring larger women...or just a really, really heavy island. I'm not sure
NICKREAPER316 6 months ago
it is a lot like irelands 2euro shop only more expensive!
misskirby101 6 months ago
i enter poundland alot
Milesprower1100 6 months ago
OMG!!!! I live in "some countries"!!
benthebean100 6 months ago 2
at 1:01 i have them they are actually good
iduct1 6 months ago
Awesome and funny
hig7t 6 months ago
I'm outta here! Stay fresh, cheesebags!
grandmasternutz247 6 months ago
75 people paid 2 pounds for items before seeing them on poundland specials...
Primogen18 6 months ago
75 people work at poundland
herbatreanunion 6 months ago