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  • And thus, Chef Excellence was born

  • 5:50 with captions "if u chases them black you are in she's trouble"

  • Bum bum ba dum  buuuuuum

  • "Stay Fresh, cheese bags!" -Chef Excellence

  • Chef Excellence NEVER gets old! NEVER!

  • 'Stay fresh cheese bags'! God you've got to love it :D

  • black cheese! lol

  • foldable speakers are ghetto...

  • The wait for the penny was actually worth it. Educational, as well. I didn't know what a British penny looked like.

  • caption on "there is sielence "MOON MEN" "there is silence

  • I am crying right now

  • Too bad the original cheese bag already have natural(or artificial) preservatives

  • Hahahahahhahhhaha 9:20 oh god my sides

  • thumbs up if your favourite bit was the zebadie puppet XD

  • @godofchaos606 no, its worth about 1.8 times more, so 1.8 cents in america

  • Would a penny in the UK count as a penny in the US?

  • Brushing your tongue is actually very important if you want to remove smelly bacteria that causes bad breath 

  • I favourited this just because of "It's like Lego for imbiciles!" :D

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  • Was it just me, or did anyone else initially think that the Cheese Bags were bags made out of cheese?

  • actually the main reason for mouth odor is bacteria on your tongue

  • Is Poundland like a what a dollar store would be here in the U.S.A.?

  • @AwesomelyEpic50 Yeah.

  • I bought 2 cans of Winalot dog food in the Eastbourne branch of Poundland last week assuming the deal was 2 for £1. Not so! They were £1 each. Today I bought 2 six-packs of Winalot for £5 in Sainsbury's. Are Poundland taking the pi*s or wot?

  • Holy shit, The Magic Roundabout! I saw that when I was little, it's called Dougal in America.

  • 'an excellent comment'

  • And this is where Chef Excellence's legacy began. May his legacy stay as fresh as his cheese.

  • Brentalfloss kit :D

  • lol.

  • I laughed so much at this:L:L

  • dud you notich is only has 6 peices not 8

  • @55davemac it has 3 tooth picks :-)

  • Lol

  • 76 people like chef excellence

  • Lol! Best video ever!

  • I found it funny how you say imbecile. Makes me happy, lol.

  • That means i saved a penny wahay!! That's super funny

  • You know, there is a DIY gastric bypass surgery kit on amazon, apparently.

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  • I actually used to see the commercial for stay fresh veg bags years ago when I would have to wake up at 3am

  • I love how in transcribe audio, it says instead of It will rust, it will last xD

  • i love your vids!

  • A friend of mine got the dental kit for Christmas!

  • @solameimkool Scary story bro.

  • @solameimkool Think its time to find a new friend...

  • LOL

  • 'Couldn't stop laughing!' - Chef excellence

    Lol, no seriously, it was funny as heck!

  • 3:57

  • WAIT WAIT!!! Was the TARDIS on that penny!?!?

  • @pezzuloman123 it's a gate trellis >_>

  • 2:57 Moon Men

  • Wait!!! Was that the TARDIS on that penny\

  • @unknownodin it's an iron gate trellis

  • What countries did they play the cheese bag infomercial in? Kazakhstan and Somalia?

  • Ashens loves his moon men

  • "Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags!" An excellent catchfrase. C=:)

  • @TinaJuhul I'm gonna start saying that now.

  • nice camera quality

  • Wow. Your penny looks way cooler than our (US) penny.

    

  • You know, you can get a DIY US G.I. Field surgery kit, sadly its from the Surplus Store for $60USD

  • 9:18 birth of a meme.

  • The chef excellence bags look like debbie Meyer bags sold in the us. The only difference I presume is that the Debbie Meyer ads WERE so advertised that people actually wanted to buy them.

  • Moon Men

  • this video is full of random tat but who gives a damn

  • Why don't you use non copyrighted music?

  • @TheNarramundy it'a running joke

  • @TheNarramundy because you missed a joke

  • @TheNarramundy He said in one of his videos that he has a "running gag" where he does something funny every time he has to listen to music

  • @TheNarramundy Lol, that would be cheating!

  • deviate to contemplate this audio video opiate

  • Chef excellence looks like a pedo.

  • You made a meme :o

  • those look like normal ziploc bags!

  • Plastic bags? That is the future!

  • cheapo

  • somethin i've been meanin to ask, what kind of camera do you use? im assuming it has a fixed focus lens?

  • 76 people have black cheese!

  • hahahahha

    -ellie Y

  • I had the dental kit as well-the only thing the 'horrifying dental pick' was useful for was to fish a dropped cotton bud from the tolilet bowl. "An excellent product!"

  • if your cheese is black, you're in cheese trouble. I was laughing so hard!

  • "As seen on TV! (In some countries). THAT MADE ME CRACK UP!

  • Why the fuck would I want to spend my Halloween with that annoying faggot Fred?

  • you should be with that guy with the glasses, you would be an awesome member of the team of reviewers

  • Hey ashens,

    I like your new subscribe button!

  • I lol'd at chef excellence haha

  • I really want that dental kit, just for the mirror, that could be used to look around corners like an excellent spy.

  • I came back mainly for chef excellence and his cheese bags! :D

  • in some countries:

    *means communist China. you know, THE PEOPLES NATION

  • "An excellent comment."-Chef Excellence

  • 75 people work in poundland,

  • ive got the speakers but their a different design from a different company

  • If you look closely the cheese is yellow

  • I wonder if Poundland do a DIY tattoo removel kit?

  • ahh the birth of Chef Excellence... good times.

  • i like the fact that the web address on the back of the speaker packing label ashens rips off is "junkk.com"

  • Protip: Play classical music like Beethoven or Mozart instead next time.

    Making a video review of speakers, and then muting the audio is... not very clever, to put it mildly.

  • @Rexxagon u should of told him that a year ago

  • looks like you got your camra from pound land

  • I'll send you some electronic tat, will you give me the dental stain eraser and the tongue brush in exchange?

  • I can't have been the only one to laugh uncontrollably at the "in some countries" small text, can I?

  • Do you shop at the Poundland at St. Stephens? Im probably wrong because you probably dont live in Norwich, your delivery address is Norwich...

  • 2:57

    "Moon Men"

    wtf Ashens? o.O

  • "An excellent video."

  • Chef Excellence is EPIC!!!

  • I'm hyperventilating!

  • that's no "sensitive gums", you have gingivitis O_o

  • Your couch looks so comfy!

  • damn FUCK OFF WITH ADVERTISEMENT BEFORE THE VID BEGINS

  • its new tech because its bluuuue :3

  • @3:52 your iphone was like, "Yah, buddy you tell them speak-What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH-"

  • Hahahaha stay fresh cheese bags!! That's soo funny

  • eggs prairie as you know in she's one of the...

  • xD 4:01 is the subtitles

    and now culinary taft

  • if i have to watch one more heinz pasta advert im guna murder an italian

  • I was hoping Brian Blessed would've been the celebrity sponsor. It was a selfish dream, but I am allowed to dream.

  • those speakers look aboslutly shit

  • "Reusable if cleaned thoroughly between uses"

  • Good tune!

  • LOL. As seen on TV! ...in some countries

  • rofl, i have the dental kit

    the floss sucked like shit, it just made my gums bleed

  • @gongalan02

    that means you havent flossed enough and you just need to floss more ;P

  • @gongalan02 benefit of the doubt: nicely done.

  • @gongalan02 Same Here!! XD

  • The black lumps of cheese aren't black. The just look it.

  • @jjovereats he said that

  • Do the cashiers give you filthy looks when you buy such random tat?

  • attention your product is markey with a symbol lol

  • signalex or SIGN ALEX :OOOO

  • Cheese Bag: keep your cheese fresh......just like oh say cheese cloth.

  • A space astronaut as opposed to...?

  • i went into my local 99p store and got cheese that sayed a shit product

    sayes chef shittie!

  • lame! i was looking forward to the crap quality of the speakers.

    The dental kit is cute, I would keep it for novelty reasons. It would be nice to look around my own teeth with that mirror. But floss is to help prevent your gums from spewing blood. :P

  • i brought these speakers, they were so bad i blew them :L

  • whoo like if you brought the tinny signalex headphones because you left yours at home :D

  • chef exellence is actually a meme! look it up LOL

  • Rip chef excellence

  • deviate to contemplate this audio video opiate?

  • The hard of hearing get an extra at the end - the subtitles are credited as "Excellent subtitles by IDCSubs"!

  • your soo funny!! the chef bit was jokes

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  • @ThePokeCardCollector im not a chav and i thought you was taking the piss, so if u wasnt then im sorry

  • @Xbox360MoDDinGzZ haha i get it all the time mate :) as im quite nerdy in real but hey, we all get that lol, no problems then, later lol

  • @ThePokeCardCollector i recently started playing on my old ps1 and i used to collect pokemon cards anyway lol and im very moody as ive been up all night

  • @Xbox360MoDDinGzZ same here lol, couldnt get to sleep, got coke and a choc muffin then i was alright :P

  • @ThePokeCardCollector ahhhhhhh if only i could drink some coke right now!!!

  • Ashens is simply the best

  • this dude..is..HILARIOUS!

  • THIS IS A CHEESETASTROPHE

  • CHEAPO!

  • lolololololololol tat

  • Chef Smug more like!

  • if you go into a gay bar to stop at the bathroom and a guy in there asks if you want to go to poundland, DON'T SAY YES!!!!!!

  • Coming soon from deepclenz industrys

    DIY surgery kit

    "an exellent product"

    Chef exellance

  • @sirconquest It's "chef excellence". :)

  • Haha, epic video! I would like to see more coming dude!

  • Here in the U.S. we have Dollartree, and the 99 cent stores, and to be honest a lot of the things you review on these are higher quality than our cheap shops haha.

    I would assume that if I used a toothbrush from a 99 cent store, that it would be made of some toxic plastic and the bristles had flakes of lead or something horrid. But I was surprised he had never seen those small floss things before.

  • "if your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble

    that should be on a t-shirt

  • 4:52 Daventry, huh? *insert King's Quest reference here*

  • [There is silence{no there is chuck norris}]

  • Poundland employees probably watch Ashen's Poundland Specials during their lunch break.

  • @ƧH€nŠ ∫Š GΩD

  • $1.64?

  • man the transcribe audio is really close to what youre saying

  • @AuggieJames Maybe the transcribe audio is intended for British accents?

  • @Nyanginex - The transcribe audio was written by a person, with fingers!

  • you'll be the life of the party with those portable speakers

  • I was laughing so much at 3:55

  • whats a pound equal in american money?

  • @mickeymouse14 A pound is basically our version of a dollar

  • @mickeymouse14 £1.00 British Pound = $1.64 US Dollars

  • Fatter By The Pound.

  • Poundland could be the name of a liposuction clinic...or a gym...or a gentleman's club featuring larger women...or just a really, really heavy island. I'm not sure

  • it is a lot like irelands 2euro shop only more expensive!

  • i enter poundland alot

  • OMG!!!! I live in "some countries"!!

  • at 1:01 i have them they are actually good

  • Awesome and funny

  • I'm outta here! Stay fresh, cheesebags!

  • 75 people paid 2 pounds for items before seeing them on poundland specials...

  • 75 people work at poundland