I'm american and the comments below we're just..... idk. Ya the USA is a great country but it's not like every other country is shit. God, trolls annoy me
@PlebScrubber They have no freedom? That's news to me. No one bothered to tell me that when I was studying abroad there for four years and freely saying what I wanted about their politicians with impunity and driving across the country without having to show papers when entering a new state.
@mjreeses We're not trolls. Read the comments; we said NOTHING disparaging about other countries. We were only responding to disparaging remarks about our own country.
62.5% of the name is "sting" to be precise. I definitely remember all the stingray experts at the time. I almost wet myself laughing at the stingrays-shooting-bees bit.
@YearOfTheSens He doesn't hate America. Why would you think that? And that "AmeriKKKa" insult is getting old and is very inaccurate since last year alone one in seven US births were between mixed race couples. (I pay attention to those figures since I'm a Japanese-American guy who's dating a girl who's black).
I made the mistake of reading back into past comments... all the slinging mud at different nationalities made me so sad - I honestly thought most people were above that sort of thing. Maybe when national pride is offended things can get ugly, idk.
The actual video is freaking as funny as hell, though :D
I'd wonder why people hate us, but there's really no point after reading what I thought would be another funny YouTube argument, and instead I got a face-full of ridiculousness. Granted, I love my country and I'm glad I'm an American, but what the hell is the point of shitting on everyone else's lives? I mean, honestly, give it up and go troll somewhere else.
EVERY FUCKING CLIP ON YOUTUBE HAS SOME TYPE OF ARGUMENT GOING ON IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!! i wanna read about what ppl think of the frikkin clip, not about who won ww2 or what ever jesus you guys, CMON!
@theophilis I fuckin hate people like you. Always telling other people what they can or can't discuss. Seriously, fuck off somewhere else with your bullshit hate statements.
@theophilis I fuckin hate people like you. Always copying people's statements and changing them slightly. Seriously, fuck off somewhere else with your bullshit hate statements.
I wonder if this "MercenarySlick" guy realizes the reason 90% of the world hates the U.S. is because of the blatantly arrogant comments and attitude of which he is flooding this video with. All to reassure himself that he doesn't live in an imperialistic ego-swelling shit stain of a country which is really only acts as a massive button on the side of the planet that fucks shit up
@7CellarDoors I wonder if you realize that if the world hates the US for these things, then everyone in the world would also hate you.
Oh... it's only bad when Americans do it, I get it. Thanks for proving my point. Anti-Americanism is based on hypocrisy, all stemming from the fact you're trying to cope with your little dick syndrome and America, having the biggest dick, is the focus of your anger.
@MercenarySlick ROFL Thanks dude, your awesome. Really. You dont even seem to realize your argument is based on nothing at all, and the way you talk with your ass is just magical flame bait to say the least. Not to mention it has the logic capacity of a bent spoon. Have fun in La la land, where the sky is made of chocolate and everyone wants to be an American.. Because you guys are just so loved..
But in all seriousness, do you even realize you proved my whole point for me? Like, without doubt?
@7CellarDoors Do you realize that you're the typical brainwashed anti-American whose entire world view is based on hypocrisy and double-standards fueled by your little dick syndrome?
You say that comments that people make on the internet are the reason Americans are hated. Yet people like YOU also made retarded, ignorant, arrogant comments and yet you don't say anything about it reflecting on your country.
You're a hypocrite, which is a prerequisite for anti-Americanism.
@MercenarySlick Theres nothing worse than a hypocrite calling everyone a hypocrite... Please for your own sake, and that of everyone in your country for whom your proving by example are all inbred retards, just stop talking. You have tot take my word on it now, your only making yourself look like the one with inadequacy issues with the little dick comments. Your obviously not on my level. Please dont respond any further, lest your bullcrap start making sense to the slower members of the audience
@7CellarDoors You're insanely idiotic. You don't demonstrate logic or any sort of integrity, you just say whatever you want to be true rather than what is true.
You think and act like you've been given a partial lobotomy. You're just not right in the head. I bet as you type you have a dull look in your eyes with your mouth wide open, grunting continuously while slapping the keyboard.
Anti-Americanism = mental retardation. You prove that forcefully with each new comment you make.
@MercenarySlick Ok your obviously not capable of serious nor intelligent thought. I wont be responding after this, your just not mentally worth my time. Ill just leave you with this. Your comments are arrogant, illogical messes of idiocy and hypocrisy. Made worse by your ignorant way of making what little points you may have. If you took more than 3 seconds to even read your OWN posts you may realize how close to my descriptions you sound. You dont support anything you claim with logic nor facts
@7CellarDoors It's funny because this whole time you've tried to sound intelligent but you've failed miserably.
Not one sentence in any of the rambling, semi-coherent loads of crap that you've spewed has even flirted with coherence or logic. Your life, your beliefs, your personality together are like a gigantic gag-reel of ineffective human behavior. A child with Down Syndrome has a better grasp on the dynamics of argument than you.
If you have the dexterity or mental prowess to break through the child-proof locks your 'mum' has around the house, I suggest you try to get hold of some household chemicals. Swallow them. End yourself. You will never amount to anything other than a liability to your parents. You've never accomplished anything, which explains your political beliefs. Hating the US, the country that landed on the moon, is a way retards like you boost your self-esteem.
America is full of awesome. The US is the national equivalent of a cowboy riding a magical dolphin to the moon while drinking from a goblet filled with the laughter of children. You're envious, because your national equivalent is this weird physically deformed sidekick of the US that feeds off of the scraps from our tables.
"We win, Checkmate."?? Are you fucking kidding? You are fucking childish and ignorant.
Just because the U.S has the most Patents, doesn't make it superior. Japan is far more technologically advanced. And i'm American. And don't act like you have contributed to any of Americas success, you have done nothing for this country.
Who is this MercenarySlick guy? Sounds like he/she has an inferiority complex. Why else would he/she go on this ridiculous tirade? Very insulting and useless.
@mysterchr thats because youre an intolerant american and dont care about much, except how to make your wallet fatter and your girls thinner. if you were from australia you would know that it's a sensitive topic, but no, you're a moron.
Can anyone tell me the comedian who made the joke about dying doing what you love involving the rock climber? "He died doing what he loved - kicking and screaming down a 1,000 foot rock face."
@mysterchr thats because youre a stupid intolerant american and dont care about much, except how to make your wallet fatter and your girls thinner. if you were from australia you would know that it's a sensitive topic, but no, you're a moron.
@MercenarySlick you sir are a dumb cunt, go and eat a twinkie or something, maybe a bucket o' fried chicken and watch some bullshit reality TV, all the famous american past times..
@M4tt0hy34h Go fuck a kangaroo, be fatter than Americans, be a stupid hypocritical moron who talks shit about the Us even though your country wouldn't exist were it not for us and every single technology you use was provided to you by Americans.
@MercenarySlick have a laugh mate, dont take things so personal, and the usa loves to go to war, and its funny your country is spending millions of dollars a week just like aus on war,.
@MercenarySlick Umm, actually, neither country would exist like it does if it wasn't for the english, the american's have influenced shit in Australia since the 50's, namely fashion, music, and maybe some appliances. Then again, you wouldn't have alot of the shit in America you do, if it wasn't for asian countries. So saying Australia wouldn't exist is stupid. Also, "Fuck a kangaroo", are you seriously that stupid? A kangaroo could kill you with it's paws when you get within a few metres of it.
@itnt445 The difference is the US fought for its independence. We exist because we defeated the British Empire to create our own country. Australia was GIVEN independence (still not 100% independent) by a weakened British empire that was taking orders from the US.
We exist in spite of the best efforts of the British, not because of them. Fucking limeys.
The US is the world's only superpower. The UK is our lapdog. Everyone knows this. The fact that you actually thing "English people" are more powerful than us is pretty much proof that you have no idea what in the hell you're talking about. The Brits can't even conduct any military operation of any kind without our permission, because they use GPS for everything which is owned by the US military. Same goes for all of Europe actually.
@majmunko23 You have no clue what you're talking about. The US is the most powerful, most advanced military in the world. Every intelligent person knows this. Only jealous, brainwashed people like yourself could actually believe that Russia's military is stronger than ours.
Russia's military mostly consists of peasant conscripts, they receive almost no training, and the weapons they have are old and rusting. Russia doesn't even have a functioning aircraft carrier or stealth aircraft.
@majmunko23 No, in Europe there are a lot of jealous people who try to deny the fact that they are military inferior to and dependent on the US. Did you know the entire EU combined only has 10% of the military power the US has? The EU itself has claimed this. They admit that they are dependent on the US, that they can't fight a war without the US leading them.
You're angry at Americans because you're jealous of our power. You cope with that jealousy by deluding yourself. It's pretty sad.
@majmunko23 You realize that EVERY SINGLE expert on the face of the planet admits the US is the most powerful? Russia who you claim is more powerful itself admits that the US military is the most powerful, they complain about it every single time the US develops a new technology.
For instance Russia has failed for the last 30 years to create missiles capable of shooting down other missiles. The US was going to deploy missile defense in Europe, but Russia cried about it. How are they powerful?
@majmunko23 Wow you have no idea what you're talking about do you? No countries have most of their money as "physical" money. That's not how modern economics works. The US produces $15 trillion in economic output each year. If that was in gold or in paper money, even in $1000 bills, it would be impossible and in and of itself expensive to produce.
The money the US makes in just one year, if it were in $100 bills it could reach the moon and back 10 times if laid end to end.
@majmunko23 Another thing, every single EU country is in deeper debt than the US when you compare debt to GDP. US debt is only the largest because the US economy is the biggest in the world, but when you compare debt to income the US is way better off than Europe.
Debt as % of GDP
US: 95%
Germany: 182.5%
France: 248%
UK 425.9%
And lol, you're Serbian? You live in a shitty, terrible country. No wonder you hate America, we beat you in the Kosovo War and stopped your genocide against Muslims.
@majmunko23 You are the ignorant one here. And you're a hypocrite. You're the one spewing hate about a country you actually know little about, a country that your country hates purely because we fought a war that put an end to your ambitions to dominate Kosovo and to obliterate Muslims.
I don't hate anyone, but you disgust me. You are uneducated, misinformed, and completely illogical. Your entire perception of reality is tainted by false propaganda. So much so you can't even admit simple facts
@MercenarySlick You know what! I don't care what you say,cause you either generalize or you use made up facts.I don't care about what you have to say.I don't care about USA it could disappear and I wouldn't do anything,or it could dominate the world I still wouldn't give a fuck..You are so convinced in your own bullshit that I think it is impossible to talk with you normally so you turned me into animal...I quit ,good luck in your life
@MercenarySlick al American response to everything. And you wonder why the rest of the world HATES you. In the english dictionary America is spelt A R R O G A N C E. But you wouldnt know whats in the English dictionary because you speak American
@ozrooboy I don't wonder why the world hates us. It's fucking hypocritical, retarded, misinformed morons like you that make up the ranks of anti-Americans.
You Australians are way, way more arrogant than Americans which is funny considering how weak and pathetic your country is. The reason you have the luxury of pointing your finger at Americans for negative traits you have in greater degrees is because WE, not you, are the most powerful country in the world. You get no attention.
@MercenarySlick haha your such a doosh. "USA most powerful country in the world...." yeah right, considering your economy is gone to shit and nations like China and India are taking your place. And if Australia is so inferior how come the Australian dollar just overtook the US level? Anyway i'm here to watch Arj Barker so why don't you piss off, you have lost lost this argument. Dick.
The US is the most powerful country. The US economy is larger than China and India combined times 2, despite the fact that we have 1/8th their population. China and India have lots of people, but they won't overtake the US any time soon.
Australia is inferior, currency value does not mean a country is better. (your dollar is worth $0.98 by the way). The Mexican Peso is 7 times the value of the Japanese Yen, does that mean Mexican is better?
@OriginalRecipe1 Your economy is only artificially propped by the fact that you're destroying your entire environment with mines. You're selling minerals. Once they run out your economy is fucked. Australia's industrial and service sector declined at 3 times the rate that they those did in the US.
You produce less wealth per person. You have ZERO technology. The US leads the world in science and technology. Microsoft, Apple, Intel, IBM, YOUTUBE, you know the site you're on, all American.
@OriginalRecipe1 It's funny how ignorant and just plain FUCKING RETARDED you Australians are. You say your dollar is worth more (it's not at the moment) and that supposedly means you're superior. Yet you've been under the assumption that you were superior long before your currency reached rough parity with the US dollar. By your own logic that you say you're superior, you're actually inferior and you have been for decades.
@MercenarySlick i think your stereotyping australia a bit. I really dont see how the australian and american dollar compares makes either country better? Yes america has a much bigger economy and has a bigger impact on society but australia does contribute in its own ways. By the way i dont think you should be commenting on why the world hates the US because you really dont know...
@OriginalRecipe1 If Australia is superior how come you need the US to protect you? How come there has never been a single Australia university in the top 100 while the majority are American? How come you're sitting here using American technology? Why is it that Australia doesn't have a single major technology company? Why is it that Australia has never built an airplane, or launched a satellite in its history? Why have you NOT ONCE ever designed a computer or computer operating system?
@MercenarySlick Guess what else U.S. leads the world in? UN-EMPLOYMENT. MURDER. SUICIDE. HOMELESS PEOPLE. NUCLEAR WEAPONS. CRIME. Your country has the highest rate of all these things. Man that to me sounds like a fucked society to live in. You only judge a country by how many gadgets and weapons it can make. Not by how happy and peaceful the people are in general. Atleast where I live there never has nor will ever be a drive by shooting or murder. I bet you can't say the same. U.S is pathetic.
@gj88drumstik "Your country has the highest rate of all these things."
Um no. The US doesn't have the highest rate of any of those things you just said. The entire premise behind your opinion of the US is based on misinformation.
@MercenarySlick lol you do have a huge economy...... also a huge 10 trillion dollar debt, huge people, huge prisons full of the worlds biggest prison percentage and for a country with "great universities" quite a lot of illiterate and extremely stupid people. on a list of best countries in the world, based on economic safety (not size), happiness, safety, and other factors (not sure all of them) US is 58th.
and your calling someone else ignorant thats hilarious. (the bit bout technology... LOL)
@NewAgeEagles 1) You're Belgian. Your country is in deeper debt than the US, as is literally every single other EU country.
External debt as % of GDP
US: 98.4%
Belgium: 326.7%
2) Our prison population is large because we border a third world country that sends 5000 criminals into our country every day
3) Americans are more educated, have higher literacy, and on average are more intelligent than Europeans. You Europeans are just dumb, illiterate, jealous hypocrites.
@NewAgeEagles "list of best countries in the world"
The US ranks #7 on the quality of life index, way higher than 58th place. And we'd score higher it weren't for the fact that we border Mexico and have 20 million illegal immigrants who are illiterate and commit crime and import their poverty into the US. As Europe actually is receiving immigrants, your standard of living is becoming worse than ours. You're just brainwashed, jealous monkeys trying to cope.
@ozrooboy Calling me arrogant is retarded for so many reasons. For one, all I did was mention facts. Secondly, I was defending the US. Anti-Americanism is a mental disorder in which you're programmed to interpret the actions of Americans differently than you would anyone else from any country including your own.
When Australians or fucktarded Eurotrash do it, you say nothing. When an American does the exact thing you're programmed to react differently and you scream "A R R O G A N C E".
@MercenarySlick Programmed to react differently?? programmed to interpret?? are you talking about me or robots? Im not anti American, I hate everyone equally. Fact of the matter is, your responses have proved my point. Get a life you pathetic cunt.
@ozrooboy You're actually the one that proves why the world hates the US.
The world has a high percentage of ungrateful, misinformed, bitter, butthurt fucktards like yourself who try to cope with inferiority and try to feel better about their shitty countries by pointing their finger at the US, robbing the US of credit, and criticizing Americans for negative traits that exist everywhere including in your own country, and usually in larger amounts.
Take a deep breath and step back from your computer. You're so brainwashed and so convinced by lies that you don't even function like a normal person, you're like a robot programmed to repeat inputs.
I can,t go home anymore, becouse if I go there Albanians will kill me ..
I can not go home , and Americans are helping them to destroy all evidence that the Serbs have ever existed, No one has prevented the destruction of Orthodox churches and the expulsion of the not Albanian population ..
None of conscientious and moral man/woman can not support it
@NoddyBlade It's not even a sensitive topic anymore, he's been dead for a few years now... If it's fine to take the shit out of Jackson by now, then Irwin's fair game.... Not that he was even taking the shit out of him. Lighten up and laugh.
@NoddyBlade You sir are a moron for all you know I'm from Australia mate; I could be your next door neighbor. Hey I could you father, I can tell you I'm not because if I was you'd be on your knees smiling like a donut and bobbin like a chicken. Next time you want to say something just save us all the trouble of having to call you an idiot and just dont!
I'm american and the comments below we're just..... idk. Ya the USA is a great country but it's not like every other country is shit. God, trolls annoy me
mjreeses 1 month ago
@mjreeses america is shit, you have no freedom
PlebScrubber 1 month ago
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10INTM 1 month ago
@PlebScrubber They have no freedom? That's news to me. No one bothered to tell me that when I was studying abroad there for four years and freely saying what I wanted about their politicians with impunity and driving across the country without having to show papers when entering a new state.
Aiyiyiyiify 2 weeks ago
@mjreeses We're not trolls. Read the comments; we said NOTHING disparaging about other countries. We were only responding to disparaging remarks about our own country.
10INTM 1 month ago
62.5% of the name is "sting" to be precise. I definitely remember all the stingray experts at the time. I almost wet myself laughing at the stingrays-shooting-bees bit.
JOdawla5 2 months ago
0:21 Steve Irwin harrassed animals and FATHERED animals!
That's gotta sting, eh Bindi?
JohnMaxibillion 3 months ago in playlist Arj Barker
ha ha ha, arj on a roll !!
TheVostroboy 5 months ago
Well I learned how to say his name,turns out the way I said it was wrong.So i have a question,who the fuck is rj baker?
kuht123 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
which country is he performing at in this clip?
kimberleyseetoes 7 months ago
this guy is hilarious!!!!!!
TheWeeble11 9 months ago
this guy is hilarious
TheWeeble11 9 months ago
This was fucking epic, no need to censor the fucking joke.
J4CKM4N2266 9 months ago
is this on dvd
gundam116 10 months ago
@gundam116 Hopefully.
J4CKM4N2266 9 months ago
I want to argue as well!!
BenderBurgers 10 months ago
omg im in love with his comedy!!!
Kryslyne28 10 months ago
AmeriKKKa sucks. Arj Barker is cool though. Probably precisely because he hates his own country too. He knows what's up.
YearOfTheSens 10 months ago
@YearOfTheSens He doesn't hate America. Why would you think that? And that "AmeriKKKa" insult is getting old and is very inaccurate since last year alone one in seven US births were between mixed race couples. (I pay attention to those figures since I'm a Japanese-American guy who's dating a girl who's black).
JOdawla5 2 months ago
bahahaha this video is funny as anything no idea how any1 would dislike it D:
littlejung7x 10 months ago
fracking awesome!!!
skalimah 11 months ago
I made the mistake of reading back into past comments... all the slinging mud at different nationalities made me so sad - I honestly thought most people were above that sort of thing. Maybe when national pride is offended things can get ugly, idk.
The actual video is freaking as funny as hell, though :D
xxgrungegoddxx 11 months ago
@xxgrungegoddxx fuck up cunt
IRANINARACE 10 months ago
Hahaha the part from "hey did you hear about Arj? ='(" until the end is soooo funny XD!!
Pinkchristmaslights1 11 months ago
depressed amputee bees <3 LOL
PanicAtTheDisco253 11 months ago 3
Are they in the trees???
HorrorxGirlxo 1 year ago 13
i fucking love arj, him, mitch hedberg, the amazing johnathan are fucking funny, to bad alot of people dont get them.. fuck those people
hippykillermuthrfckr 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick You make me depressed to be an American...
I'd wonder why people hate us, but there's really no point after reading what I thought would be another funny YouTube argument, and instead I got a face-full of ridiculousness. Granted, I love my country and I'm glad I'm an American, but what the hell is the point of shitting on everyone else's lives? I mean, honestly, give it up and go troll somewhere else.
georgia1187 1 year ago
@georgia1187 There's assholes in every country. Don't write off a third of a billion of our fellow countryman over one asshole.
10INTM 2 months ago
YES ITS TRUE! GUESS WHAT, I DONT JUST FUCKING MAKE SHIT UP! my act is based on fact and logic, on my show we laugh and we learn together! hahaha
soccerdrums10 1 year ago 24
@soccerdrums10 r u jesus?
royman019 7 months ago
Why are so many angry people commenting comedy clips?
falloutsk8r182 1 year ago
hahahahahhahahha
aaimeesykes 1 year ago
Why is everyone all hostile on a comedy bit segment. Stfu and laugh a little. Jebus Christ.
Fade9150 1 year ago
are you guys really arguing on youtube??? get a life..... jesus......
Mr135GUY 1 year ago
EVERY FUCKING CLIP ON YOUTUBE HAS SOME TYPE OF ARGUMENT GOING ON IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!! i wanna read about what ppl think of the frikkin clip, not about who won ww2 or what ever jesus you guys, CMON!
theophilis 1 year ago
@theophilis I fuckin hate people like you. Always telling other people what they can or can't discuss. Seriously, fuck off somewhere else with your bullshit hate statements.
LeadLead 1 year ago
@LeadLead i fuckin hate ppl like you. always sucking ppls dicks. Seeriously, fuck off somewhere else with your bullshit hate statements.
theophilis 1 year ago
@theophilis I fuckin hate people like you. Always copying people's statements and changing them slightly. Seriously, fuck off somewhere else with your bullshit hate statements.
LeadLead 1 year ago
Great vid btw. Arj barker is legend
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
I wonder if this "MercenarySlick" guy realizes the reason 90% of the world hates the U.S. is because of the blatantly arrogant comments and attitude of which he is flooding this video with. All to reassure himself that he doesn't live in an imperialistic ego-swelling shit stain of a country which is really only acts as a massive button on the side of the planet that fucks shit up
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors Dude I think this guy should make pages for Wikipedia since he writes mostly bullshit. I'm actually starting to think he owns the site.
SuperDyl90 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors I wonder if you realize that if the world hates the US for these things, then everyone in the world would also hate you.
Oh... it's only bad when Americans do it, I get it. Thanks for proving my point. Anti-Americanism is based on hypocrisy, all stemming from the fact you're trying to cope with your little dick syndrome and America, having the biggest dick, is the focus of your anger.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick ROFL Thanks dude, your awesome. Really. You dont even seem to realize your argument is based on nothing at all, and the way you talk with your ass is just magical flame bait to say the least. Not to mention it has the logic capacity of a bent spoon. Have fun in La la land, where the sky is made of chocolate and everyone wants to be an American.. Because you guys are just so loved..
But in all seriousness, do you even realize you proved my whole point for me? Like, without doubt?
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors Do you realize that you're the typical brainwashed anti-American whose entire world view is based on hypocrisy and double-standards fueled by your little dick syndrome?
You say that comments that people make on the internet are the reason Americans are hated. Yet people like YOU also made retarded, ignorant, arrogant comments and yet you don't say anything about it reflecting on your country.
You're a hypocrite, which is a prerequisite for anti-Americanism.
Mental midget.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Theres nothing worse than a hypocrite calling everyone a hypocrite... Please for your own sake, and that of everyone in your country for whom your proving by example are all inbred retards, just stop talking. You have tot take my word on it now, your only making yourself look like the one with inadequacy issues with the little dick comments. Your obviously not on my level. Please dont respond any further, lest your bullcrap start making sense to the slower members of the audience
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors You're insanely idiotic. You don't demonstrate logic or any sort of integrity, you just say whatever you want to be true rather than what is true.
You think and act like you've been given a partial lobotomy. You're just not right in the head. I bet as you type you have a dull look in your eyes with your mouth wide open, grunting continuously while slapping the keyboard.
Anti-Americanism = mental retardation. You prove that forcefully with each new comment you make.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Ok your obviously not capable of serious nor intelligent thought. I wont be responding after this, your just not mentally worth my time. Ill just leave you with this. Your comments are arrogant, illogical messes of idiocy and hypocrisy. Made worse by your ignorant way of making what little points you may have. If you took more than 3 seconds to even read your OWN posts you may realize how close to my descriptions you sound. You dont support anything you claim with logic nor facts
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors It's funny because this whole time you've tried to sound intelligent but you've failed miserably.
Not one sentence in any of the rambling, semi-coherent loads of crap that you've spewed has even flirted with coherence or logic. Your life, your beliefs, your personality together are like a gigantic gag-reel of ineffective human behavior. A child with Down Syndrome has a better grasp on the dynamics of argument than you.
You should consider suicide. I mean it.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors Literally. Go kill yourself.
If you have the dexterity or mental prowess to break through the child-proof locks your 'mum' has around the house, I suggest you try to get hold of some household chemicals. Swallow them. End yourself. You will never amount to anything other than a liability to your parents. You've never accomplished anything, which explains your political beliefs. Hating the US, the country that landed on the moon, is a way retards like you boost your self-esteem.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Let's put it in a way you'd understand it.
America is full of awesome. The US is the national equivalent of a cowboy riding a magical dolphin to the moon while drinking from a goblet filled with the laughter of children. You're envious, because your national equivalent is this weird physically deformed sidekick of the US that feeds off of the scraps from our tables.
The US lands on the moon and invents everything.
What has your country does? Nothing.
We win. Checkmate.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick
"We win, Checkmate."?? Are you fucking kidding? You are fucking childish and ignorant.
Just because the U.S has the most Patents, doesn't make it superior. Japan is far more technologically advanced. And i'm American. And don't act like you have contributed to any of Americas success, you have done nothing for this country.
sumfortyone 1 year ago
@sumfortyone Stop talking you dumb cunt.
Japan is not more technologically advanced than the US.
Google "Technology Index by Country". The US is ranked #1 in the world.
Now keep your shit to yourself.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick "What has your country does?"
Other than spelling things correctly, we use the metric system.
captainplanet85 1 year ago
Who is this MercenarySlick guy? Sounds like he/she has an inferiority complex. Why else would he/she go on this ridiculous tirade? Very insulting and useless.
captainplanet85 1 year ago
The 12 people that disliked died in freak bowling accidents
chazzwazza57 1 year ago
WAKE UP SNAKE! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EVENING!!
alanahiscool16 1 year ago 2
they make my bee lips hurt
manbearpigvictim 1 year ago
i love when he says.. do u know about stingrays??? most be pretty scary being u.. are they on the trees? that is the most hilarious part
Iba1204 1 year ago
hahaha arjie bargie is a fuckin genius
brynjones11 1 year ago
lol only arj can talk about putting wetsuits and flippers on Bees..
doomsy 1 year ago
dammit these flowers r hard as rocks!
lavabill3 1 year ago
are they in the treeees? haha
VilleSkateKrewRep 1 year ago
Is this guy high all the time? But, anyways, damn he's funny.
WildShadow8 1 year ago
@WildShadow8 I'm pree sure he's not stonnned...
BLackCobraPictures 1 year ago
LMFAO....this dude is killing me i love his jokes hes pretty hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BiRainFangirl6 1 year ago
best comedian
OOZiTen 1 year ago
"if i die in a bowling freak accident, imma be pissed"
lmao
ShantellMarie456 1 year ago 8
that beep scared the shit out of me!
peterglascoe 1 year ago
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@mysterchr thats because youre an intolerant american and dont care about much, except how to make your wallet fatter and your girls thinner. if you were from australia you would know that it's a sensitive topic, but no, you're a moron.
NoddyBlade 1 year ago
He is so drunk lol
TheLSparrow 1 year ago
"circled by jeeps"
lolroflstomp 1 year ago
are they in the trees ? o_O.. haha that was fuckin' awesome improvised shit right there
Zeiknox 1 year ago 6
3:05-3:35 sounds like Kyle Kinane :O
jek21 1 year ago
@jek21 Haha Kyle's bit about barbecuing over a volcano, hell yes!
TheGreatWhiteBuddha 1 year ago
haha omg arj's so funny xD lmao
jekatuga93 1 year ago 2
I don't just fucken make shit up! My act is based on fact and logic!
MyUnderSlungLink 1 year ago 8
omg are they in the trees lmfao
metalmaggot321 1 year ago
good god this guy is hilarious!
thedrummer4242 1 year ago
hahahaha his a pisser i hope he comes to Australia again soon
50IAmLegend 1 year ago 2
"Are they in the trees?"
I LOVE ARJ BARKER!!!
Queens0x0x 1 year ago 6
Can anyone tell me the comedian who made the joke about dying doing what you love involving the rock climber? "He died doing what he loved - kicking and screaming down a 1,000 foot rock face."
timdaughte 1 year ago
"They make my bee-lips hurt!"
Hahaha!
aufbakhandleitung 1 year ago
LMFAO "Circled by jeeps" XD
DrummerAustinKelley 1 year ago 3
hahah lol
aussiechic8 1 year ago
ha ha. lol.
orangemonkeyjamie291 2 years ago
Steve is a delicate topic especially in the comedy industry... But Arj managed to pull it off very well! good work!
0274665377 2 years ago 60
Bollocks, nothing is sacred.
Nothing.
thesteveus 1 year ago
@0274665377 he's not a delicate topic dude's dead get over it people die all the time
mysterchr 1 year ago
@mysterchr thats because youre a stupid intolerant american and dont care about much, except how to make your wallet fatter and your girls thinner. if you were from australia you would know that it's a sensitive topic, but no, you're a moron.
NoddyBlade 1 year ago
@NoddyBlade Shut the fuck up you whiny little bitch.
"waaaaaaaahhh, Americans, waaaaaaahhh"
Typical Australian faggot.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick you sir are a dumb cunt, go and eat a twinkie or something, maybe a bucket o' fried chicken and watch some bullshit reality TV, all the famous american past times..
M4tt0hy34h 1 year ago
@M4tt0hy34h Go fuck a kangaroo, be fatter than Americans, be a stupid hypocritical moron who talks shit about the Us even though your country wouldn't exist were it not for us and every single technology you use was provided to you by Americans.
All the famous Australian pastimes.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick You Sir are a angry lil man.....
BeDaMusik 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick have a laugh mate, dont take things so personal, and the usa loves to go to war, and its funny your country is spending millions of dollars a week just like aus on war,.
devil76p 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Umm, actually, neither country would exist like it does if it wasn't for the english, the american's have influenced shit in Australia since the 50's, namely fashion, music, and maybe some appliances. Then again, you wouldn't have alot of the shit in America you do, if it wasn't for asian countries. So saying Australia wouldn't exist is stupid. Also, "Fuck a kangaroo", are you seriously that stupid? A kangaroo could kill you with it's paws when you get within a few metres of it.
itnt445 1 year ago
@itnt445 The difference is the US fought for its independence. We exist because we defeated the British Empire to create our own country. Australia was GIVEN independence (still not 100% independent) by a weakened British empire that was taking orders from the US.
We exist in spite of the best efforts of the British, not because of them. Fucking limeys.
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 Wow you're dumb.
The US is the world's only superpower. The UK is our lapdog. Everyone knows this. The fact that you actually thing "English people" are more powerful than us is pretty much proof that you have no idea what in the hell you're talking about. The Brits can't even conduct any military operation of any kind without our permission, because they use GPS for everything which is owned by the US military. Same goes for all of Europe actually.
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 You have no clue what you're talking about. The US is the most powerful, most advanced military in the world. Every intelligent person knows this. Only jealous, brainwashed people like yourself could actually believe that Russia's military is stronger than ours.
Russia's military mostly consists of peasant conscripts, they receive almost no training, and the weapons they have are old and rusting. Russia doesn't even have a functioning aircraft carrier or stealth aircraft.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 No, in Europe there are a lot of jealous people who try to deny the fact that they are military inferior to and dependent on the US. Did you know the entire EU combined only has 10% of the military power the US has? The EU itself has claimed this. They admit that they are dependent on the US, that they can't fight a war without the US leading them.
You're angry at Americans because you're jealous of our power. You cope with that jealousy by deluding yourself. It's pretty sad.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@majmunko23 You realize that EVERY SINGLE expert on the face of the planet admits the US is the most powerful? Russia who you claim is more powerful itself admits that the US military is the most powerful, they complain about it every single time the US develops a new technology.
For instance Russia has failed for the last 30 years to create missiles capable of shooting down other missiles. The US was going to deploy missile defense in Europe, but Russia cried about it. How are they powerful?
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 Wow you have no idea what you're talking about do you? No countries have most of their money as "physical" money. That's not how modern economics works. The US produces $15 trillion in economic output each year. If that was in gold or in paper money, even in $1000 bills, it would be impossible and in and of itself expensive to produce.
The money the US makes in just one year, if it were in $100 bills it could reach the moon and back 10 times if laid end to end.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@majmunko23 Another thing, every single EU country is in deeper debt than the US when you compare debt to GDP. US debt is only the largest because the US economy is the biggest in the world, but when you compare debt to income the US is way better off than Europe.
Debt as % of GDP
US: 95%
Germany: 182.5%
France: 248%
UK 425.9%
And lol, you're Serbian? You live in a shitty, terrible country. No wonder you hate America, we beat you in the Kosovo War and stopped your genocide against Muslims.
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 You are the ignorant one here. And you're a hypocrite. You're the one spewing hate about a country you actually know little about, a country that your country hates purely because we fought a war that put an end to your ambitions to dominate Kosovo and to obliterate Muslims.
I don't hate anyone, but you disgust me. You are uneducated, misinformed, and completely illogical. Your entire perception of reality is tainted by false propaganda. So much so you can't even admit simple facts
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 If you hate Americans and the US so much you should have some integrity and stop using our stuff.
You're on an American website.
You're using an American internet browser.
Your computer runs an American operating system.
Your computer's components were mostly designed by Americans, both Mac and PC are American.
You're on the internet which was invented by the US military.
To talk so much hate about the US while using US technology to do it makes you look REALLY weak and pathetic.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick You know what! I don't care what you say,cause you either generalize or you use made up facts.I don't care about what you have to say.I don't care about USA it could disappear and I wouldn't do anything,or it could dominate the world I still wouldn't give a fuck..You are so convinced in your own bullshit that I think it is impossible to talk with you normally so you turned me into animal...I quit ,good luck in your life
majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 So... you're schizophrenic are you?
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick al American response to everything. And you wonder why the rest of the world HATES you. In the english dictionary America is spelt A R R O G A N C E. But you wouldnt know whats in the English dictionary because you speak American
ozrooboy 1 year ago
@ozrooboy I don't wonder why the world hates us. It's fucking hypocritical, retarded, misinformed morons like you that make up the ranks of anti-Americans.
You Australians are way, way more arrogant than Americans which is funny considering how weak and pathetic your country is. The reason you have the luxury of pointing your finger at Americans for negative traits you have in greater degrees is because WE, not you, are the most powerful country in the world. You get no attention.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick haha your such a doosh. "USA most powerful country in the world...." yeah right, considering your economy is gone to shit and nations like China and India are taking your place. And if Australia is so inferior how come the Australian dollar just overtook the US level? Anyway i'm here to watch Arj Barker so why don't you piss off, you have lost lost this argument. Dick.
OriginalRecipe1 1 year ago
@OriginalRecipe1 Holy shit you're fucking dumb.
The US is the most powerful country. The US economy is larger than China and India combined times 2, despite the fact that we have 1/8th their population. China and India have lots of people, but they won't overtake the US any time soon.
Australia is inferior, currency value does not mean a country is better. (your dollar is worth $0.98 by the way). The Mexican Peso is 7 times the value of the Japanese Yen, does that mean Mexican is better?
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@OriginalRecipe1 Your economy is only artificially propped by the fact that you're destroying your entire environment with mines. You're selling minerals. Once they run out your economy is fucked. Australia's industrial and service sector declined at 3 times the rate that they those did in the US.
You produce less wealth per person. You have ZERO technology. The US leads the world in science and technology. Microsoft, Apple, Intel, IBM, YOUTUBE, you know the site you're on, all American.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@OriginalRecipe1 It's funny how ignorant and just plain FUCKING RETARDED you Australians are. You say your dollar is worth more (it's not at the moment) and that supposedly means you're superior. Yet you've been under the assumption that you were superior long before your currency reached rough parity with the US dollar. By your own logic that you say you're superior, you're actually inferior and you have been for decades.
Typical INSANELY IDIOTIC, self-contradicting Aussie faggot.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick i think your stereotyping australia a bit. I really dont see how the australian and american dollar compares makes either country better? Yes america has a much bigger economy and has a bigger impact on society but australia does contribute in its own ways. By the way i dont think you should be commenting on why the world hates the US because you really dont know...
AustralianAndy 1 year ago
@OriginalRecipe1 If Australia is superior how come you need the US to protect you? How come there has never been a single Australia university in the top 100 while the majority are American? How come you're sitting here using American technology? Why is it that Australia doesn't have a single major technology company? Why is it that Australia has never built an airplane, or launched a satellite in its history? Why have you NOT ONCE ever designed a computer or computer operating system?
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Guess what else U.S. leads the world in? UN-EMPLOYMENT. MURDER. SUICIDE. HOMELESS PEOPLE. NUCLEAR WEAPONS. CRIME. Your country has the highest rate of all these things. Man that to me sounds like a fucked society to live in. You only judge a country by how many gadgets and weapons it can make. Not by how happy and peaceful the people are in general. Atleast where I live there never has nor will ever be a drive by shooting or murder. I bet you can't say the same. U.S is pathetic.
gj88drumstik 1 year ago
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@gj88drumstik "Your country has the highest rate of all these things."
Um no. The US doesn't have the highest rate of any of those things you just said. The entire premise behind your opinion of the US is based on misinformation.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@OriginalRecipe1 Checkmate. You lose.
Now go fuck a kangaroo and drink yourself into a ditch you inbred, retarded, sunburned Aussie queer.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick yeah, you're really making everybody here think better about the US and they're citizens......
Slv3rp3n 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick lol you do have a huge economy...... also a huge 10 trillion dollar debt, huge people, huge prisons full of the worlds biggest prison percentage and for a country with "great universities" quite a lot of illiterate and extremely stupid people. on a list of best countries in the world, based on economic safety (not size), happiness, safety, and other factors (not sure all of them) US is 58th.
and your calling someone else ignorant thats hilarious. (the bit bout technology... LOL)
NewAgeEagles 1 year ago
@NewAgeEagles 1) You're Belgian. Your country is in deeper debt than the US, as is literally every single other EU country.
External debt as % of GDP
US: 98.4%
Belgium: 326.7%
2) Our prison population is large because we border a third world country that sends 5000 criminals into our country every day
3) Americans are more educated, have higher literacy, and on average are more intelligent than Europeans. You Europeans are just dumb, illiterate, jealous hypocrites.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick lol im belgian?...... where the fuck u get that from just picking random countries that prove your point
NewAgeEagles 1 year ago
@NewAgeEagles Ahaha you fucking idiot. Read your own profile.
Location: Belgium
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick WTF are you on.... learn to read....... location: canada
NewAgeEagles 1 year ago
@NewAgeEagles "list of best countries in the world"
The US ranks #7 on the quality of life index, way higher than 58th place. And we'd score higher it weren't for the fact that we border Mexico and have 20 million illegal immigrants who are illiterate and commit crime and import their poverty into the US. As Europe actually is receiving immigrants, your standard of living is becoming worse than ours. You're just brainwashed, jealous monkeys trying to cope.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@ozrooboy Calling me arrogant is retarded for so many reasons. For one, all I did was mention facts. Secondly, I was defending the US. Anti-Americanism is a mental disorder in which you're programmed to interpret the actions of Americans differently than you would anyone else from any country including your own.
When Australians or fucktarded Eurotrash do it, you say nothing. When an American does the exact thing you're programmed to react differently and you scream "A R R O G A N C E".
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Programmed to react differently?? programmed to interpret?? are you talking about me or robots? Im not anti American, I hate everyone equally. Fact of the matter is, your responses have proved my point. Get a life you pathetic cunt.
ozrooboy 1 year ago
@ozrooboy You're actually the one that proves why the world hates the US.
The world has a high percentage of ungrateful, misinformed, bitter, butthurt fucktards like yourself who try to cope with inferiority and try to feel better about their shitty countries by pointing their finger at the US, robbing the US of credit, and criticizing Americans for negative traits that exist everywhere including in your own country, and usually in larger amounts.
You're a mental midget, mindless drone.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Hahaha! Did I hit a nerve?
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@majmunko23 Lol you're mentally deranged.
Take a deep breath and step back from your computer. You're so brainwashed and so convinced by lies that you don't even function like a normal person, you're like a robot programmed to repeat inputs.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick wow wow,i,m from Kosovo(Serbia)..
I can,t go home anymore, becouse if I go there Albanians will kill me ..
I can not go home , and Americans are helping them to destroy all evidence that the Serbs have ever existed, No one has prevented the destruction of Orthodox churches and the expulsion of the not Albanian population ..
None of conscientious and moral man/woman can not support it
deda21k 1 year ago
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majmunko23 1 year ago
@NoddyBlade It's not even a sensitive topic anymore, he's been dead for a few years now... If it's fine to take the shit out of Jackson by now, then Irwin's fair game.... Not that he was even taking the shit out of him. Lighten up and laugh.
itnt445 1 year ago
@NoddyBlade You sir are a moron for all you know I'm from Australia mate; I could be your next door neighbor. Hey I could you father, I can tell you I'm not because if I was you'd be on your knees smiling like a donut and bobbin like a chicken. Next time you want to say something just save us all the trouble of having to call you an idiot and just dont!
mysterchr 1 year ago
@0274665377 Delicate topic?
Mate, says who...? Wtf? He was practically a national shame for us for promoting a cringe-inducingly, stereotypical view of Australia worldwide.
That and his wife & kids are a bunch of death-profiteerers.
omglollmao123 1 year ago
omfg this guy is funny!!! this is how funny he is to me, i actually logged in to post this!!!!
DylanGaine 2 years ago
lol "OMG did you hear about Arj" lol
pugdaddy06 2 years ago 4
laughing and learning with arj barker. made my day!
WellSinceYoureHere 2 years ago 6
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arj barker needs new material. Funny though.
newwy95 2 years ago
great set! I laughed hard at the bee part of the joke
AnitCsah 2 years ago 9
nice...!! really smart & entertaining fella. Love his show!
bluesjack82 2 years ago 4
oh the stingrays part torn me up!
jeremilone 2 years ago 33
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA.....LOL, who knew that about snakes :O depressed snakes :O stingrays :P
smilebelieve13 2 years ago
gonna see arj barker in sydney on thursday 22nd of october WHOOOOO
onewingedangelthingo 2 years ago 6
saw him yesterday!
lpug21 2 years ago
was he good?
onewingedangelthingo 2 years ago
haha, amazing.
Really relaxed on stage, kept everyone laughing (it was a smallish show - the UNSW Roundhouse theatre).
He kept referencing UNSW as the 'biggest martial arts school in Australia' (Roundhouse, geddit).
absolutely hilarious.
lpug21 2 years ago 3
i learned something new about stingrays now
jeremilone 2 years ago 2
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hes alright.. carl barrons better.. followed by dane cook
shufflereperzz 2 years ago
Dane Cook, what a twat.
anttiok 2 years ago 8
Hail Arj Barker
Whitto77 2 years ago 2
He is the best comedian
Whitto77 2 years ago 7
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one name: Dane Cook
VG92 2 years ago
I watched his videos, Not really my stuff. Thanks anyway man.
Whitto77 2 years ago
Dane Cook is a cheap shitty hack.
metacarpied 2 years ago 8
fuck he is a funny man
SuperBallsmclongcock 2 years ago 5
their little bee lips! xD
Kassie0ate0a0cow 2 years ago
AWesome! This guy is Gold!
djhalcyon 2 years ago 4
wheres snake,
oh he's in the burrow.
AGAIN???!!!!
beshi01 2 years ago