Greg Answers Questionnnnnns!

[WithASideOfFries]

Nobody's commented here for 5 months. Umm...hi.

[Justification75]

@WithASideOfFries Hi!

[NavalCrab]

@Justification75 Hi!

[Vereis]

I love the archive stuff, especially Skip TV. Who ever said that can *insert something incredibly disturbing and non-YouTube friendly here*.

[BabyAkantor]

How Many?

[Timbo992]

Hey Greg! I was wondering, how many?

[theawesomestawesomer]

I like the new ones better?

[kokocipher]

Make retard policeman catch real criminals, that'd be fun to watch.

[kiwaczek13]

Probably the funniest show on youtube, and i cant watch the rest 20 episodes..

Thats just pathetic =/

[drumset09]

"hey, hey, guess what; sense this is my channel, I get to do whatever I like."

LOL

[theawesomestawesomer]

Buddy!! :)

[DybbukAtroxic]

just wanted to say that the song was easy mainly because it was featured on Rock Band...so I'm sure many people heard it from that.

[jamesbullet55]

Do you ever get nervous before doing a prank? Love all the vids BTW.

[ErockWErock]

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?

[foucker2]

When he dubbed his dog's voice, I realized he was probably the same person which dubbed the voice of the plastic baby thing that Randy loves from Chad Vader S2.

[mrpoop105]

i dont think he dubbed it, he just said behind him

[foucker2]

Yeah that's what I meant.

[mrpoop105]

oh, ok

[m1garand77]

omg i just want you to mention my comment or whatever in your vid it youl be sooo cool!!!

[rodmannn1]

penis?

[ISSIShowstopeR]

Greg, you are truly funny. Keep 'em coming. Take care.

[monkeyboy3224]

when are you gonna make Retarded Policeman season 2?

[MrKaelWilliams]

lol the dogs belly is rly wierd lol

[buckozdude]

hey greg i was wondering how long you and kim have been married for?

[TheSouthernNerd]

I voted once.

It really wasn't fair though because I only watched his video.

[smpowis]

Thank you so much for making me laugh :D

[PusherHun]

Old videos from SkipTv is funny, keep posting :)

[Haltzu93]

You made this video whit iMovie?:o I regonized the sound track where you acted angry or sad... I thought you use Final Cut, or do you? :D

[darkerca]

he uses both :)

[cramen1]

gregs winning on eCompliments by 338 votes woo hes gonna win

[dawz08]

i voted 17 times, GO GREG!

[Durrender]

Please tell me were i can find all the episodes on Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Marchine Show. I wold be greatful -^^-

[PrincessBlue791]

Why are monkeys always angry?

[xXIBANNANNAIXx]

i never guessed you directed the guild

[DrummerFrogking]

any chance of more retarded policeman?

[alalcoolj216]

I have a QUESTION Greg! Me, back here! The guy with the shirt.

While most of your work is brilliant, a small number of the videos you post here are (how can I put this gently) - crap.

Is this because you want to see if your viewers are so stoned that they will laugh at anything?

(and If viewers will laugh at anything, doesn't it remind you of the Star Trek episode where Data thinks he has mastered comedy only to discover that his holodeck audience were programmed to always laugh?)

[Neiliorox]

lol you have a hairy chest, Greg.

[Stoked1994]

VOTE FOR GREG! love the videos greg, but will you be doing douchebaggery videos alot more? please do! :)

[looneyfarm]

i like how you say 'it's fun!'. its how you would say it when you try to incite someone to jump off a cliff or something

[bce02]

when are you doing more retarded policeman? if you are doing more

[coolmint191]

What episode of the dog whisperer were you and buddy in?

[Joshster991]

u didn't answer my question

[emmadancer1]

Wow, Buddy has a weird voice! lol!

What was that at the end? I didn't catch it

[himynameisben95]

It was greg answers questions played backwards.

[richhod]

Will There Be More Retardid Policeman episodes or a new series?

[BatmanJohnson]

I love your archive stuff. Sometimes its kind of painful but most of the time it is amusing.

[FriedNugget]

poor dog...

[itachi1145]

why dont you anwer me when i ask why you dont do retarted poleceman and i gessed the song to

[will6213]

hEY Greg I have a question that i hope you answer. when you make videos and your talking to random people do you hide the camera like you do with the mic? and if so how do you hide it?

[rabbitzstuckateurin]

When is Retarded Policeman coming back?

[crush40cool]

iv'e got a great idea!

PHONE CALL TO GOD 2!!!!!

[KidsOfCrazyLane]

I WANNA SEE MORE RETARDED POLICEMAN VIEOS! y did u stop making them? dd youtube allow t or any one else not allowing it?

[Boltius]

Voted! You deserve to win. :)

[spritemoney]

how did u meet your wife?

[spritemoney]

what is that white thing in the right corner? the one with the green light?

[DarkaneFiend]

Looks like an Apple TV to me but then there's that black band around it.

[Slipstream720]

its a mac mini

[polarbearcaleb888]

nice houes

[slash1994]

I'm english... I can watch that Chicken thingy...

[lazlow514]

just voted... good luck :)

[cooldood42]

i love that song omfg i should have known jesus but then again i only sing when i play rock band i cant play the instrumetns to hard

[KiwiDillan]

ur voice is so soothing n calming, i just got bk from a run, n watchd ur vid n almost fell asleep :D

[i4nh]

GREG ANSWERS QUESTIONNNNSSS

[digitechrp250]

@i4nh If you have questionsssssssss

[Mynameisnotooo]

@digitechrp250 Greg answers questions for youuuuuu

[ZeBigBang]

Hello Greg! How did you meet Josh "Ponceman" Perry and what made you want to make Retarded Policeman videos?

[Jamesznw]

Greg. It's so nice for you to give us a chance to interact with you.

I was wondering, how and when did you reach "fame" on YouTube? Everyone starts small, was there a particular video or hit that got you viral?

Thanks.

[AgentNibiru]

I've seen a lot of people call "conspiracy" when they see the view lag.

[bbyxazn]

On your computer wheres the toolbar?..

[VisitorCz]

hidden i guess, it appears on mouseover

[Z4d1s]

lmfao dumbass GOOGLE CHROME

[spritemoney]

Firefox FTW!

[jacob21476]

if you could be any kind of Zebra, what kind would you be?

[WelshieGuy]

What is your favorite color, Greg Benson?

[luvino4evr]

Greg, where and when did you meet kim???

[53531640]

Greg, we have seen what you are like sober, can it get any worse if you are drunk?

[GreenFire123]

*GREG! HELP! (need your advice)

Okay you're an awesome actor.

I'm 16 and have always wanted to become one for a really long time.

But I don't really know where to get started. I live in northern California and I've seen your audition video, and that's great, but what should I do, and where?

-Thanks, hope u answer.. Marteen.

[ajajajskates]

make more videos with your dog plzz

[TwistedTim01]

Do you know about the bird?

[wordlifepwnz]

Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

[deejmac]

Greg, why are you so cool?

[blackhawk122ss]

cuz he like Pizza

[FatJoe214]

Will you makre anymore Retardid Police man episodes?

[firekreve2j]

do you wipe your ass from back to front or front to back?

[ZSPD17]

where can i get that "Greg answers questions" song? i need it on my ipod.

[whatwayzup]

did you know greg answers questions?

[awollangk]

The backwards "Greg Answers Questions" sounds like "Snide Doctor Snake Hair"

Just thought I'd share...

[olj23]

Wow Greg you have taken over on the votes now. 898 votes and you had like 615 yesterday:)

Good job Greg:))

[dozy080]

i voted 3 times using different email address but that was before you made this video :P so sorry i guess ?

[TripleXero]

Will you ever make more Retarded Policeman videos?

[clannon]

Greg, are you the voice of Jack in the Jack in the Box commercials? You sound like him!

[darkerca]

i voted

[HCD08]

I like the archive vids :)

[rjwhiting]

Is there any video you regret posting?

[Zibathy]

Greg... how did you become so cool?

[ermie03]

I don't wanne see you sad :(

[BoxingMadLad]

Greg...Were you an extra in Terminator 2?

There was a cop that looked like you!

[benjrh]

Make a whole video talking as the dog :P

[xoboredchild]

I voted! <3

[haui1982]

the backward part sounds funny :D

[UberRatsoid]

Yeah, the Discovery movie :-P

[wesisemo1234]

greg > a lot

[notaninvaildname]

Greg! Science....or Religion??

[lookakid504]

OMG.... GREG.... YoU AlMoSt LoOk LiKe My CoMpUtEr TeAcHeR Mr. MaR mAr (martin ;P) lol xD

[dumbfuqs]

how do you find out about online video contests?

[wctje777]

I think you got like 300 questions ...

But im not gonna bore ya ;)

[gregnator]

Greg its a pitty you dont make more Retarded policeman vids wel... i dont see them so.. but dude... its really amazing and ofc inspiring to see someone that happy and postive about things ... dude you are really tha best.

[dapackman247]

more poop

[Schultzxxx]

and i have voted :) number 875 :)

[dapackman247]

poop

[welovhorses]

Again you have made me smile. Good work

[LiveStreamJoe]

you made a quicky video! LOL

[Robotocracy]

Epic ending.

[MarkALoopy]

I love the old stuff!

Please more of it!!

[009yp]

woo i voted but ur already like 200 votes ahead lol

FTW!~!

[hrabbit]

Don't worry Greg I love all of your videos :D lol

[nielstheman]

i want some of your 10000 if you win. everybody who voted gets like 10 dollar? DEAL?

[ClaireBear2119]

Why did you have to hoose a gay song by paramore not fair why couldnt you chose pinball wizard by the who

[LCUCollosalBankia]

LMAO Haha cool dog xD

[DiamonbackFB]

Haha i love your vids....there is one thing I would like you to do in one of your next vids!

Say my nickname and than read sometnig in my language:

Jaz sem greg in sem zelo smešen človek.

means:

(I'm greg and i am very funny person)

But read in my language so i can see if u can do it:D

Thanks!

[fountainsofben]

just for you, i took the time and voted for you.

[kometman]

I voted :-)

[REVENGE8982]

heres a question how come you never answer my comments hey theres no point in saying this cause ur not gonna answer

[NJzgreatest2o1]

there is nothing to be answered Moran just go shoot yourself

[crazzva]

lol people must like you alot...you are way in first place at the ecompliments, thank your fans if oyu win the money =D

[IzmirLeonard]

I agree with Greg, the Skip TV stuff is pretty lame.

[randompet]

your lame

[NJzgreatest2o1]

than dont watch simply as that dumbass

[MagicKaar]

where do you live? :O

[CaptinCaruso]

that dog was on dog whisperer because he killed things

[chalkers]

You look younger

[evilworldofhiglet]

I LOVE GTCMS! It's a real pity people outside the US can't see it but in Canada you can! But they do NOT make it easy. Go to Crackle website and search for Lick Poop Vlog (Don't worry! He was the first guest on GTCMS & Kiko always gets people's name wrong). Watch Lick Poop (Rick Pope) because he is really funny & then you will see underneath there is a "Select Playlist" dropdown menu. From there you can select Season 1, 2 etc.

Question: How can we get Sony to release a GTCMS DVD, Mr Greg?

[multiplicativegrrl]

Yay!! Thank you so much, evilworldofhiglet!!

[anton2maa]

voted

[Goldy151515]

Your full of win.

[mikeisinlovewithtay]

Question: who won the logo contest?

[TechnologicMe]

Nice apple computerr

[multiplicativegrrl]

Hey,Greg! Thanks for answering my question!

[ABBAskey]

hey there Greg, i was wandering if you could tell us about some of the stuff you did growing up, i mean look at you now and all.

[FatKittensMedia]

Greg, you have motivated me to be always happy :)

lol

[bobmuffins]

...Dangit, which difficulty were you on? Because that was NOT TWYG on Expert, that's for sure.

[ArsiniC11]

he already said in his video that it was medium difficulty moron

[Lotte213]

lol england and europe ;P

[MrDenominator]

what happen to the retarded policeman

[iusemyM16A3]

it did freeze

last night it was 300 now its 4000

[sexmovesfromchina]

QUESTION: will there ever be more policeman episodes?

[KidsOfCrazyLane]

thts wat i said i wanna know!

[blamesocietyfilms]

I'd like to see a video of you doing something at the Hollywood Bowl...

[94Bluefire94]

Mediocrefilms2 is muuch better!

[Wokinacar]

how'd you meet kim?

whats your favourite song?

Whats your favourite video you've made

[bl1ndn1nja]

eh, i went n voted for ya ;) hope ya win!!

[deirdre27]

I miss watching GTCMS =(

Great video Greg! I love the older stuff too. Don't stop posting them, please!

[Spedding101]

I saw you on "The Flight That Fought Back" and you killed that terrorist good! :)

[ipodasdf]

What ever happen to the retarded policman videos. I almost peed my pants on a few of them. You gatta bring it back.

[MarcusMcCabe]

these videos are the best thing on youtube! :D im starting to look forward to my daily fix

[YamiPoyo]

If you don't Let your videos outside the usa how are you going to appeal to a larger consumer base?

These companies are morons.

And you need to get the rights to post this outside the usa.

[cazdamonkey]

:( I got the answer as well, but really late. How old are you?

[Ciderhelmthewarrior]

There is a movie when he tells you. Check it out :p

'You're old!' i think its called

[ke200]

The super sad moment earned it a 5 star XD

[steveandhisidiot]

does anyone ever recognize you in your pranks? you know like, "hey it's Greg from mediocre films! Are you going to doing a video? am I in it?" just wondering...

[Smqx]

I also would like to know :)

[VACfilms]

Do you have a Facebook account?

[steveandhisidiot]

He Is A ROBOT!

[danny4est]

Hey Greg you probably already know this now but your winning by over 100 votes !!

[jynx0123]

How Did Skip T.V Start, And Why Did It Stop???

[furdabip]

There, I voted, and you're in the lead. Now you owe me your first born child so that I may raise it as my own, but never tell it I love it.

[harveyglynn]

i voted for your video greg.. although the other one is second place really touched me XD

[zexeee]

Why don't you have kids? Or do you? :P

[hiddengen]

ahhh ur awsome XD

[jhjhjh7]

have you had any other dog's or cat's or any animal before ?

[CandySoup]

Question : What did SHE actually said?

[JoeAlcorn]

Why did you leave me?

[stickman2400]

Have you ever ben to the U.K and if so did you enjoy it? :D

[LordRuin]

Question: What inspired you and/or made you get into making comedy films, movies, shorts, skits, etc.?

[SinisterSkip]

Your complimenting video is on nr.1 according to the top-list with 780 somewhat votes as far as I see. I still registered and voted though :) Love your wackass prank stuff, it's crazy!

[dippst]

were is retarded policeman

[usnationalist]

Question: Back in early September (...the 3rd) of Ought 7 you told me subscribing to you would make you "happier than an old man sittin' on a potato!" -Does it still?