Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Meeting Has To Wait!

[kdreamland]

Lol at the end. "The game even gave you two extra characters to fool around with, and you STILL couldn't get them together!"

but.....you didn't give me any choices for those two. Fuck it.

Yo! Pyramid head! this guy has some inner demons he never got over! And he called you a red pyramid thing!

*air raid siren*

[kdreamland]

Imagine recieving this as a christmas present back in the day.

"Yippee, I got that $400 console that everyones talking about! And man, I got a raunchy game as well! Gonna invite the guys over, order a pizza, get a few beers in, this is gonna be great!"

*next day found dead*

[coruscant100]

I love how Harry, the narrator, first calls you his pal, and then in the next line he insults you. Talk about a real Two Faced person.

[robertsfunny1995]

"The story even gave you other characters to fool around with, and you STILL couldn't get the two lovebirds together"

No it didn't, they just randomly showed up, I never got to fool around with them.

[TerminusPro]

The pure randomness is just awesome.

[myryonspoof]

that narrorator is a prick

[Manicup]

My brain has melted

[kymetastic]

Oh dear god what happened to Jane and John!?

[darklightjg1]

Okay, I think I've played out every choice now and this is by far the weirdest outcome.

Fuck this game. There is no winning when you choose to play this game. You've already lost before your first decision. I'm gonna go bang my head up against a wall now as it will bring me more pleasure than playing this crap.

[myryonspoof]

@darklightjg1 watch the angry video game nerd review of this game

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

This is just too painful for me to play...

[Djstudiosgold]

Me: ok that was strange and a bit racist. 6:21 Crap. Not you again!

Harry: This story gave ya extra characters to fool around with, and you STILL couldn't get the 2 lovebirds together!

Me: whadda ya expect? I was given a surfing black guy, a lady in a trench coat, a nerdy white guy, an important CEO white guy, and a racist black chick!

Harry: What's wrong with you? You skip breakfast this morning?

Me: Wha...

Harry: Now go back and make the right choice!

Me: K

[Djstudiosgold]

Me: Ok, games going smoothly and... @0:25 who the fuck are you?

Harry: I'm your buddy, harry. I knew I could count on you to screw up this story.

Me: Hey, how was I supposed to know that would happen?

Harry: You really did off with that romantic sunset didn't you? Whadda wimp.

Me: D:< Say that again.

[RSCNyx]

So not only is this game bad, it's racist?

Nice.

[paulkn6]

Hi.....Hi There....End! LMAO!!!

[dessertmonkeyjk]

The game just had to mess with you any chance it got, didn't it? This choice is punishment... no, that's not right.

THE WHOLE GAME IS PUNISHMENT!!!

[wowfood]

LOL oh man, such... such bad dialogue... such an aweful game... I MUST PLAY MORE.

[ngorgproductions]

lol wtf

[lorddenzelIII]

6:10

What the hell?

[smashballbrawler]

You know what has better voice acting than this? Silent movies.

[ChablesMan]

What....the....FUCK.

[BigNickGK]

wtf it sied meeting has to wait i thoet they will hong out!

[Trollaverse]

I'm REALLY starting to hate that narrator

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

This choice drags out WAAAY too long, even for THIS game.

This makes me glad the early 90's are gone.

[KSengage86]

Maybe if I were blond.. Like more Scandinavian looking.. YEAH maybe that's it!

[MrShadow42]

No. This isn't real. It's too horrible to be real. No. Tell me it doesn't exist. God help us all.

[theslo1]

holy shit lmao

[pitviper71]

The bitch at 4:47 is hideous, makes me want to vomit thinking about her. She said that white men can't use knives, said that to a Spetsnaz soldier. Damn what an ugly hooker & a desperate nerd with tiny knife. Plus whats the deal with these bitches kicking at the groin, they should be punched in the face. Terrible WTF is this shit "game".

[Damonthefox]

Man i hate the narrator

[DiabloJas]

jesuse this is to random

[simasgx]

thanks dude now i can play the game on youtube yay

[Manonthe3up]

0:16 Jacket

0:17 NO Jacket?!

[xionblades]

whats going on?

[TOROKILL]

this isn't the worst game ever. its so bad, its hilarious. games like E.T. are so bad, it makes you want to kill yourself.

If i bought this in a store, id be pissed though

[leon102]

I wish it was so bad it was hilarious, but no. I just watch them and... stare. Wondering at what is going on, if I'm supposed to laugh or cringe, I'm not sure.

[crazycrazydave]

What's the point in the "restart game" button? Doesn't the "give me another chance" do just that? Or does restarting mean watching the abominable intro again?

[Lynsah]

Chicks don't like white guys anymore?

...what.

[overshottoast]

She kicked that nigga in the dick. God damn.

[Clownpaintdude]

I lol at the chocolate chip cookies. then wants to kill her. fckin mental

[hellohandgunxx]

Whats going on?

[ZetaNeubourn]

I think he's thinking of different situations or.... something... with different people... I honestly don't know.

[TheMole2005]

0:30

hi Harry old pal

you're the best character in this game

[firemonkey4me]

chicks don't like white guys anymore!?!?! O_O WTF!?!?! somone kinky??? you where kinky before!!!! well.. when you accepted the offer... OMFG WHAT... ASAINS!!! oh... lets plan our affair now, while where at it! O_O don't touch my hair? Shlam and shlime!!!! I don't know what to say..... OMFG WTF!!! This just gets worse!!! You amazon!?!? CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! I don't know anymore....

[stigemata]

what the ...white men cant use knives are u kidding me this game was out by 1994's and racism is still sparking high...are u seruous this is probobably the most racist and boringest game i've i ever played ...i quit

[troysson81]

I think this game hates us as much as we hate it.

[PhilBlythe25]

The Plumber is wearing a Tie,

The game is called "Plumbers don't wear Ties."

My Head!

[IntMoronPatrol]

John's wearing a tie because his mother forced him to wear the tie.

[captainvideoblogger]

NO, the actor tried to hang himself.

[ExplorerDS6789]

@captainvideoblogger He did? Was he THAT ashamed?

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

I wanna rip my hair out from the site of this shit game!

[mr0buch]

"I need to get soem balls when it comes to women; maybe if my skin were a different colour."

What?!

Most random thought of the day. Well done John.

[proclox96]

uuuugh its so boriiiiiing

[fighterace2688]

whats up with 2:29? that the loser version of john redcorn?

[fallenangeldemon666]

creeepy

[Tareltonlives]

4:45 STOP. PRETENDING. YOU. LOOK. NORMAL.

6:16 Brought to you by the Hate Council.

This game is insulting to one-celled animals

7:00 "Only make a match between two porn refugees, dammit!"

[Tareltonlives]

Is there an option to "Jam a power drill into the narrator's ass"?

1:25 ......I'll pretend I didn't hear that. For sanity's sake

1:48 "Maybe if I didn't have enough venereal diseases to be considered a bioweapon"

1:50 And now for something completely different

2:10 A preview from "New Moon"

2:44 And back to our degradation of humanity

3:10 And it's over. Thanks, I guess

3:25 Am I tripping?

4:10 This is the Superficiality Council, reminding you to only date people with genuine motorbikes

[DMAGIC916]

This is ass!

[Xiller8]

yeah, chicks dont like white guys anymore XD

[gblueowl]

THIS!! MAKES!! NO!! SENSE!!!

I saw the AVGN review and that walkthrough on the TGWTG site. I thought between them they'd covered all the most ridiculous moments in this game, but they both seemed to have missed this choice, which makes the rest of the game look like a coherent masterpiece by comparison!! Not to mention the additional touches of sexism plus some racism that's too nonsensical to even really be offensive.

[Tareltonlives]

I'm trying to find a way it's not offensive on some level, but I'm coming up blank.

[SimuRei]

"The story gave you new characters and you STILL couldn't get them together!"

You didn't give me any choices! How the fuck was I meant to do anything!?

[PurpleStorm8]

This bad, horrendiously soo!!

This is like the absaloute apitamy of EPIC FAIL's of all time!!

[Ellrc]

What's wrong with this game? why does it keep insulting you?

[Voltron1980s]

This looks like those slide shows they showed in school in the 80s.

[vladpiranha]

1994 is my favorite year. I can't believe it produced this steaming pile of game.

[ARX78]

Rejected men in this game always have stabby tools on standby. Little extreme don't ya think plus you cant realy convey threat with that music.

[EggmanDrCuckooMan]

I love how the game gives you choices and then scolds you for trying them.

[DuskShark]

The host gets more and more annoying! Anyone have a TV I can borrow?

[zylothewolf]

This is by far the worst thing mankind has ever created.

[ZezKaiEll777]

"white men can't use knives" the only time i laughed at this god awful game

[KidnapDeath]

Good to know you racist.

[ZezKaiEll777]

It's not racist it's profiling and profiling is wrong

[De4thGuy]

omg xD this is BAD

[bobesponjaWOW]

okay there some shit that should not be allowed to be released EVER. This is one of them, I can make a better game out of the hair out of my ass.

[ClementJ642]

"I hate women like you! I'll kill you for this!" lol I lost it at that line.

[Normal1S]

I agree! LOL! What where they thinking?

They actually think him attempting to murder a woman is okay in the script--especially with that happy swing music. . .And what if he did stab her? Would the happy music still play? What a train wreck

[KatsuyaKaibaChan]

What...the hell....just...what..the..hell

[Lonsoleil]

The creators of this video game should be tossed into an active volcano.

Hell, toss the actors in with them, too!

[jarv156]

So I waste 6 minutes of my life just to find out that I MADE THE WRONG CHOICE!? WTF!!!

[AlvinYTP]

uh.... Okay. I give up with this. I can't believe this piece of shit was even released for the 3DO.

I'm going back to playing my SNES and Genesis, or "Babies toys" as Panasonic called them.

[Symos]

Is there a course of action where you don't get insulted?

[thereaIblackcerberus]

No.

Which is pretty dumb.

[Gwainafair]

yay

[DrTranReincarnated]

WTF just happened here!?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

WTF HAPPENED!?

[isleyohio]

I'm viewer 420!

[HempFriend]

"chicks don't like white guys anymore" ??? oh man .. horrible game .. horribly funny. thanks AVGN for the review

[veba5]

well, this sucks xD

[smexyboii]

yeah like me :P

[JDilla2812]

lol, thanks for putting all these up, im sure more people will check these out since the avgn has reviewed this