Common Expressions

[rockermerthsm]

I think he misses his high school years..Cuz even I could see that it was a lot of fun!

[FadingAwayxo]

''the awkward moment when''....just throwing it out there because it's lost it's meaning ...

[aliicekatee0]

"the bees knees"

bees dont have knees?

[StickyNotesJB]

i hate when people say "same difference" its just wrong! lol

[Idropsmallanimals]

any random highschool girl: im going to be original YOLO js

me: you nailed that one on originality!

[09SoulJAHZ]

Mom: "Because I said so" -__-

[mazza8424]

'whatever tickles your peach' who the fuck tickles a peach!?

[mrpowers6]

@mazza8424 peach refers to vagina bt dubs

[whatuwantful]

The Early bird gets The Worm - god i hate this soooo much my mom uses it to wake me up and im just like " you really think saying that will wake me the fuck up ?" and - I can see my house from here- HOOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEE YOUR HOUSE OUT OF LIKE MILLION OTHER SIMILAR HOUSE !

[guiltyypleasure]

The proof is in the pudding... like, wtf? Also the word pudding bothers me a lot for some reason.

[StickyNotesJB]

@guiltyypleasure

pudding.

[kylebradyscoots]

until i took an arrow to the knee....fucking hate it

[Idropsmallanimals]

@kylebradyscoots agreed

[wannabewhitekidss]

I wanna punch someone when they say "whatever floats your boat" im thinking in my head...my boats always floating.

[katie22260]

When people end the conversation with "your mom" what about my mom she's got nothing to do with it.

[EbeezyEntertainment]

im about to subscribe just cause your cute ;)

[AndDELGADO1]

when someone calls you to your house and ask you: "hey dude where are you"

it f***** sucks!

[2BrokeLads]

Beggars can't be choosers FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

[squiggleLOL]

i hate that sayin "you can't have your cake and eat it too" IF I HAVE CAKE THERE IS A 99.9999 PERCENT CHANCE THAT I AM GOING TO EAT IT TOO!

[TheArtisticWorld]

Mac is grown up....leave him alone you jackasses. He doesn't have time to goof off and please you immature assholes

[rachaelxo123]

the one that drives me insane.. "thats what she said"

[angel17159]

Not going to lie, you are hot.

[TheShocel]

@MrMate27 actually in Dante's Divine Comedy, hell is cold. Very cold.

[llamaatemycookie]

Swag. Foreveralone (When they're serious) , that's flaw, that's raw....shit like that. I'm the shit. Why the hell would you want to be the shit....just saying

[Leafersure]

Oh it's good to see your videos again, "It's been a minute" since I've seen them.. No. Hate it. It has clearly been longer than just a minute....

[jessicAAzzz885]

One word: Swag. Your automatically off my friends list when I hear that word.

[jessicAAzzz885]

"no offense, but.." No. Just no. That doesn't make the insult any better in any way.

[celiacchik]

The best part was, "You can't have the best of both worlds, unless you're Hannah Montana."

[MrMate27]

"it's cold as hell"....don't make sense, hell is like more than hot......

[MrMate27]

"if the boot fits"...don't like it



[mattzipsboston]

whats the beat playing in your vid?

[Chiorsinga4]

I hate when people use Awk.... don't know why I just do.

[SyrenaKathleen]

Some birds talk.. ^-^

[emalemon27]

cool story bro. like no shut the fuck up. stupid phrase

[ThatOneGirl6234]

your old videos are way better than all the stuff you're putting out now. You use to make videos because you wanted too. Now you're just making them so you won't disappoint us...crappy videos are as equally disappointing.

[adorkablegween]

Hey are we going to hang...."or what"?!??!?

since when is or what an option :/

[n8tivlily]

"thats what SHE said".... why does that bitch got something to say EVERYtime???????

[WastingWords2]

I hate cool beans...

[Popmax79]

Roll with the punches

poohy on it :c

[MJhits]

"Throwing a Harry Carey." what is that? Is that like a doll? "fly barbie, fly!

[kala12345678910]

lol whenever someone asks me, "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it to?" I reply with "If there was water at the bottom,(;"

[hombrehuevobean]

@kala12345678910 if you jumped off most bridges into water, you'd still die, the force of the impact would kill you

[kala12345678910]

@hombrehuevobean You're obviously a faggot.... Who gives a shit.

[westonh21]

A super stupid expression is fucking safe sex

[ActtDanceeSinggxOx3]

"Not gonna lie, but..."

[mariotheplumer45]

"cute as a button" Excuse me, when the fuck did a button become attractive what so ever.

[Appleshanaedowdy]

Ahahahaha @2:36 THIZZZZZZZ FACE xD

[aumelly4]

"like a boss"

[GnomeGardner]

I don't know if you have this anywhere else but in Iceland we have one that's really annoying, it translates into: "it'll heal before you get married." what if my arm suddenly falls off?

[iheartnumber69]

"I know you are but what am I?" best one ever.

[Makeupandmusic90]

"I promise I don't bite" Cause when I meet a new person my first thought is obviously they're going to bite me. That one's just creepy.

[randomsque]

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get" A box of chocolate comes with that piece of paper telling you what they are..so you do know what you're going to get.

[bjaws26]

@TaylorElizabeth27

He's still cute, if not CUTER. So, it's okay :)

[iCollegeLife]

@TaylorElizabeth27 : College is stressful as hell. All the way from community college to state universities.

[kinglollypop87]

My teacher always says that when I have a problem with something "build a bridge to get over it". How am I supposed to build a bridge over a math problem?

[maiaeson24]

Soccer player :)

[ZeyAndCha]

" Im so hungry I could eat a horse -.- " legit like youreally going to eat a horse and it's just a stupid this to say .

[keegan1496]

its always the last place you look

[TieDieFrog]

All is fair in love and war - no it's not, if you fucking sit on the board in a game of risk, that is cheating. If you steal someones boyfriend because you love them you're a bitch and it's not fair.

[sk8ergirl158]

"life isn't fair" I hate that

[iliveatgym]

I can 't stand when people say: "Let's not and say we did." I dunno why. It's just always really annoyed me.

[TaylorElizabeth27]

Mac, college has changed you, and I think you probably already know that. You seem agitated all the time and just overall not happy, what happened?

[redbubbles47]

@TaylorElizabeth27 actually to me he seems just more stuck up.

[Xxmusiclover45xX]

"Mad Skills" why don't people just say, "Wow, you're talented" or a simple "great job!" Not, "You've got mad skills!" -_-

[badpunker68]

"I gotta pee like Seabiscuit." Thanks for the gross visual dick head.

[bodfe34]

"You got beef with me?" 'Scuse me? That and "Fuck tha police" Most people that become police officers actually join to try and protect the livelyhood of others, its really a minority of them that are complete assholes.

[electbassplayer24]

Expressions I hate! Kick the can down the road: At the end of the day: only morons and politicians continue to blast us with such id om!

[sharpiesnifferr]

"I'm making youtube videos again!"

huhuh

[Blizzykit]

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."

I'm just really hungry, stop hiding your horses when I say this?!?! D:

[ZoomZip]

where does he go to college

[TheDrLoveMachine]

It gets really annoying when girls always walk up to me and say "You are so sexy". Is this some kind of new expression everyone is saying cause it happens a lot...

[aqwberseeker65]

"Your so dumb"< and yet that person who says it is wrong, "Woooww..."< wow what? you dont like then go away.."wow you fail"< at? one thing i say is, How fken dumb is you? dey still dont understand...

[whatabloodbrush]

whats the name of his shoes?

[gaaraboy5]

you can totally tell he plays soccer :)

[EndangeredUnicorns]

"You wanna go?!"

Go where?

[CaramelBonBon]

"there is plenty of other fish in the sea"..... WHO CARES?

[iDIGsetSPIKEwin]

When my dad is yelling at me and afterwords he says.. "did you hear me" as in do you understand.. Uhhh yeah dad I heard you 1 im not deaf and 2 im pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard u

[smalltowngirl112]

i will definitely show you down there ;08======D

ill even make do with your balls

and i dont usually do that so you are SPECIAL:P

i want to have your babies

please dont file a restraining order

i love you

ps ive been drooling over you since i was 12.....i am now 17

[Farleyyyyyyy]

I think "Smh" is just so damn retarded in 19 ways.

[blondekittyg]

I hate when you havent seen a person in a long time and then they say "I havent seen you in a little minute"

[CTcheer1996]

"all of my ducks are in a row" and "you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink" or at least thats what i think it is

[nmguess]

"cool story bro." just stop, you're not cool.

[BcmComedyNetwork1]

The early bird caches the worm be quiet mom

[BubbleBouncers]

"Takes one to know one" Really annoying in an argument.

[jamesstencil]

are you kidding me?! really?! seriously?!

i hate that

[fhernachingerzwerg]

You look a bit like Matthew Lewis!

[SoSPACEY]

I don't like when people miss use the phrase "I couldn't care less" Person " I could care less" Me: " Great so you care alot actually"

[SoSPACEY]

I remember this guy from back in the day!

[0997m991]

phrase im getting tired of.. "thumbs up if you agree" ...

[kenshin2036]

*Go do drugs* Made a correction for you :D

[aaroncrumbley]

"your mom!" ..... What about her?



[mhm42791]

"Half-ass Job." If it's half-ass, you don't have anything, now do you???

[skunk630]

@mhm42791 i pondered over this coment for about 10 seconds and i have come to the conclusion that it is very true

[SimoneFromTheBlock]

hannah montana :D:D:D:D

[nero578]

I absolutely want to punt a dead baby fetus when I hear somebody say get on my level. We're playing a ducking video game we're. Not in a two story building. Or anything so why the fuck would you say that.

[Hollidaybrent92]

Oh my good sir but some birds do talk so HAA

[Mellipoo23]

Woah.... Do I spot facial hair??

[GuyWeird1]

make do

NO!!

Either you make or you do

you can't do both

[shadyfolkie]

what if it's the easiness of pi, as in maths? because that is really not easy...

[SophieMaddieTime]

"there was bare girls" meaning "there was alot of girls", "that's bare sick" in english slang meaning "it's very good"

'bare' means empty, not alot. 'sick' is actually disgusting not nice, it's vomit. dumbass.

[pnkdncngrl]

The common expression I hate..... "Everyone else is doing it."

[vampingoutt]

ii hate the phrase: "how bout dem apples?"

[prettynfunnay]

16HardingProductions i dont get where ur comming from and i know im right ppl wjo say hurtfull things then decide they shouldnt have they say just kidding sooo like people need to learn to think bebore they speak ( thats another one i hat but im usint in anyway)

[toolbar12423]

"Swag." When people who are not fresh or if it's a girl... Really makes me wanna go and disembowel them

[rocki33road]

so hott!

[2xRD]

Hey guys i make videos like mac and i'm looking for ways to get them out there if you could check them out and subscribe that would be great

[ItalianStallionnn]

"Y.O.L.O" .... Yeah, I'm aware. We're not fucking cats.

[BSkull0012]

driving along and i see a HUGE mansion, then mum says "man, that land would be worth a mint" ..... A mint is like 10 cents, and i pretty sure that huge house would cost more than 10 cents :LLL

[Anakin8529]

i hate the expression eat my burger in a bathroom

[MarthaLuvvJlo]

Hahaha oh cute as a button BUTTONS ARNT CUTE well maybe some are

[beast53149]

if every one was jumping off a bridge i would cause it would not be to far of a fall with all the bodies under it.

[Sputnickie]

I HATE "Cool Stroy Bro" or "You should tell that at parties" .. like shut up and stop being a douche. ahhh or "Dude my Grandma can do that faster than you"... then make her do it -_-

[cockertoncrew2k7]

you're hot x

[KutieKenz]

"That made my day"... Too overused.

[AlexisMCHammer]

I hate when my parents are like "when i was younger..." i mean hello its the 21st century.

[heyXitsXme123]

if all my friends jumped off a bridge i probobly would too cuz then all of my friends would be dead.. lmao

[yojuls]

"kthxbai" i just find it really annoying when a person says that.

[Boylers100]

"first things first"...no lets have first things third - Peter Kay

[Boylers100]

"Happy as Larry"...who's Larry?

[msscrazybuthappy]

all I can say is thank god youre fucking back lol x

[Regards200800]

"you know"... after every fucking single sentence

[twilightfan08291]

Life isn't fair

[jendavis10]

I hate the saying... "It happens" Well no shit. I have no clue but I just really hate it

[BIGBLOXOFLA]

eeee oncue in the background FEEL TALL ! love that song !

[xoxoVittixoxo]

i REALLY hate "Grab a bite" or like "Grab a bite to eat". I have NO idea why I hate it just so much, it's just so corny. Whenever anyone says it, I just cringe. :P

[tathya7]

"Just saying" i really hate that expression.

[grant122210]

FTW is getting annoying

[EmilyJBlove]

i hate the word "hella" and the phrase "so hella" um, isn't hella supposed to replace the word so? most irritating word ever.

[tink58bell]

@EmilyJBlove Why you hella be hating?

[Copenmidget]

I hate when folks say they're "Going on vaca". Last time someone said that to me I told them that I hoped they found the rest of the word when they got there.

[indieman11]

"hurts, like a dick in the ass"

[MollyMakeout22]

"cool story bro."

like are you fucking kidding me, mike the situation?

[lawngboardin]

800th comment? FUCK YEA

[Cherries956]

"no offence, but (insert offensive comment here)"

[JQUINNNY]

"sorry not sorry" ...why would you say your sorry in the first place?

[MrDirtyharrypoter]

When a person says no homo in a stupid time when nothing is homo

[crazyabootpotateos]

"your mom"

what if I have two dads?

[escasheep97]

@crazyabootpotateos Then you would own

[nimothefishie]

I work in a grocery store, and being under 21 I have to have a manager ring up any alcohol. So nearly every time I call out "21!" to have a manager come over, some smart-ass customer decides it would be hilarious to shout out "22!" It's not funny, and I might just punch the next person who makes that joke in front of me in the face.

[16HardingProductions]

"cute as a button"

what the hell does it mean?!!!!!

[TheLynn133]

"Like a boss"...

[Zane13ish]

When people with no social skills say:

"Wow"

"Really?"

"You would..."

"Only You"

"Epic [fail]"

"That's what she said!" <---(only if over-used)

[IAMTAYLORSWIFT1997]

"Thats BOSS." WTF does that even mean? Stop saying it! AHH!

[amyismynamey]

"You're only as strong as your weakest link."

So, once I make a mistake, the rest of my life accomplishments don't matter anymore?

[MrBouncingchipmunk]

I hate the expression I know that you are but what am i

[StupidDyke]

you've clearly ran out of video ideas..

[22rek]

Hate: Go fly a kite

Like: Raisin the roof

[dieatro14]

i haaaaaaate when people say smh. DIE

[16HardingProductions]

@dieatro14 i totallt agr wit yuoooo?

[prettynfunnay]

when ppl say im just joking, well then if you have to say that obviously knowone cares or you hurt some one hees a clue when you "just kidding' your actually daying what you want to without getting the shit kicked out of you for being an asshole...

[16HardingProductions]

@prettynfunnay if i was asked to recite your comment this is what it would be: that makes total sense yes it does no it doesnt shit pooop being kicked out of you for being an asshole

[gingerbreadchica]

When people use the phrase "I feel like..." to express their opinion when It's supposed to be used to express your feeling. Doesn't this sound stupid? "I feel like that tree over their looks a little green."

[ulovemeandihateu]

I hate when people say "are you jelly" its so dumb

[breeelizabeth01]

"Calm your tits"...it's illogical.

[snowfall8484]

@breeelizabeth01 that's my favorite expression

[funnygals94]

Not really an expression but when people clap while they're talking just to try to prove their point, or interrupt you, or try to talk over you by being louder. Just stop, we all get it, you're an asshole.

Love the vids!

[sstratton1975]

"It is what it is".........No Shit it is what it is, what else would it be??

[XBethanyDanielleX]

The things I would do to him...

[cluckinchickentv]

"Raining cats and dogs" comes from medieval times when animals were on the roof of houses because there was no room in the house. When a heavy rain came it would wash them off the roof, hence the phrase. Thumbs up so he can see

[wmubroncos23]

For some reason my boyfriend and seemingly all my guy friends say "cool tits" pretty much the most annoying saying/phrase I've heard. Cool tits. -.-

[ohiostatefan149311]

"That's chill."

Hate.

[Ilovesongbirds]

Yes!!!! When my mom says"because I said so!!!"

[SideWaysAllDay69]

"Because I said so "......

[willykNZ]

"you cant have your cake and eat it too"... only retards dont understand what it means

[VanillabeanBaby94]

I fucking hate he phrase "Cool Beans".

[midocrimsonfate]

Apple of my dick!

[Jerrod2008]

you can have it and eat it too...because if you eat it...its gone..you no longer have it :P

[DireNikkiLovesAudie]

@Jerrod2008 You have it in your stomach...