5 WORST CHAT UP LINES

[123alaphabet]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRGH!!!! The uncles are the WORST!!! Number 3 should be 5. That's well DODGE!!!!!

[xoaboox]

hahahaha the sexy names part was fuuuuny!! subbed!

[xxGuItArGiRLxx89]

Do u go Brunel?

[Twigziie1]

OMG! The 3rd one happened to me! Mate! LOOOOOOOOL

[violet091]

LOOOOL

[tsitsi7794]

Hahah Girl youre so funny. Keep making more videos PLEASSEE! haha xx

[dwayne12338]

You r beautiful, Have You Got Bb?

[ApolloGrave]

<3 hottie.

[tahminabeauty]

"oi its summer time"- am i suppose to respond to that lol

[FlyHigher55]

çant believe this is the gurl in "shit black boys say " :O

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@FlyHigher55 lol yes-when i scrub up i do look quite girly

[AkunnaUnaValentina]

u luk like kelly rowland like my 3rd sister! lol!

[LejjendaryX]

LOOL. The Weed One Had Me Dying .

[Ropa0888k]

lol 

[MsTomilicious]

loool. are u in your first year of uni ?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@MsTomilicious LOL no, 2nd year x

[NatyyOx]

you remind me of myself i had to subscribe LOL

[Jnicki17]

where did you get your hair done?? I LOVE how thick it is!!!!

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Jnicki17 Check out my 'I GOTS MY SOME WEAVE' video for more information x and thank you x

[Jnicki17]

@ThatSweetPoetrie OMG thanks so much love your videos your hilarious!!! best wishes and happy new year!!!

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Jnicki17 thank u hunni, happy new year x

[zambianchick]

wht part of london are u from? ur accent at times sounds like u from manchester lol

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@zambianchick LOL o dear...no I'm from east london...not manchester x

[Purpleiciousbabe]

lool....

[sassychick97]

lmao at the "every freshie wants to eat your blood" Ithink that sometimes too!

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@sassychick97 LOL!

[becconomics]

LOL

[serwaaboo]

LMAO this was soo funny aha! the worst chat up line that i got was when i was at the bus stop waiting for the bus and this guy who seemed really drunk was passing by and then he was like " you ah verr butiful what do you eat" WTF! seriouslyyy who says that?! lool and i was just like "i dno" trying to sound as unintrested as i can (which didnt work) he just kept on coming closer to me i was like oh lord!LOL and he kept on repeating his words and i just got up and started walking until he left lol

[YoungHenda]

dont lie,u did that ting for 250 lmao

[SongzInAMinor]

Another situation, I was on the bus and a guy took one look at me, sat behind me. Little did I know that this guy is writing down his name and number on some scrap paper and planned on handing it to me -__-. Please believe when he got off the bus... He put it on the chair for me --__--

[SongzInAMinor]

I was en route to London from my University for Christmas and was lugging a suitcase with me. Two boys saw me from a distance and watched me walk by and shouted out to me 'Ayeeeee Ayeeeeee, EXCUSE MEEEEEEE! You Dropped Something!' Yet I still carried on walking acting like I couldnt hear --__-- LOL! Because I know FOR SURE, mi nuh drop nuttin! LOL

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@SongzInAMinor LOOOL jokes!

[LaydiieeTiigaarhh]

I think the weed one had to be the worse loool

[ToyosiBaby]

Where do I start?!!?!?! Me and my friend were outside of superdrug when these two guys approached us. He asked : 'I need to buy weave for my gf, what type of weave is on your head' innocent me was like 'oh it's premium now' my friend abi (smart) was giving me that look (that telepathy) so anyways a while after they sat next to us and they asked for our names + ages I was now stacy, my friend Abi was now tracy ;we were also ages 12+13..they still sat there O.o that's how you know they are creeps!

[GlamaandFashion]

LOVE the hair babe <3

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@GlamaandFashion thanks!

[AnnetteYhh]

looooool, this was jokes! more videos x

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@AnnetteYhh thanks soo much. will do!!

[abigirl432]

Your soo cool im subscribing you. :D

[SellySeri]

This happened in Woolwich, the lair for "hello baby" men. I was coming back from Burger King to go to my dads shop and some man is pacing behind me, he says, "can I have some of your drink?" Me: "....no." Him: "You know you're beautiful" *ignore* Can I have some of your chips? Me: "No" Him: "Why?" Me: "Cause it's mine!!" *Walk faster* Him: "I LIKE THE WAY YOU WALK!" Me: *turn around* "Look ye, look at my oyster card, I'm 11 years old so LEAVE ME ALONE" Him: "Oh sorry, sorry".

[Brownie1432]

Was walkin to uni and dis nxt rastafari guy was followin me frm da crossin so I kept walkin on den he catched up to me and said "excuse me I notice u nd sweet baby I gotta sing ur beautiness 4 ya, I got me some song, jas listen" me "ok" 2minutes l8r I got serenaded by this stranger in da middle of da road nd I hv no bloody idea wat he sang 2 me lol

[NSOEDO14]

@Brownie1432 This is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! bcuz guyz chat u up dnt mean ur pretty!! soo just b happy dey chat u up~ take out ur weave and see what happens "beyonce"... this video is annoyin!!!

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@NSOEDO14 ...im so over people like you staying to watch something that annoys you. Go away you irratable fish

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@NSOEDO14 if it's annoying. why are you still here. Please leave, you irratable fish.

[SellySeri]

@Brownie1432 You ain't from Barking and Dagenham are you? You just made me remember a deep and buried memory of some middle-aged man walking into Barking theatre where I was giving leaflets out and singing to me. I just laughed in his face. I cried, it was so funny cause I knew I was safe.. mainly...

[Madengah1]

I would love to have this girl as friend (no joke), most girls in my life right now are just shallow and disciples (followers or wat ever u wanna call it)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Madengah1 aww thanks sooo much! i look forward to ur thoughts on my upcoming vids!

[bridauty0526]

just seen the video on yoour hair sorry...is this the natural state of the hair?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@bridauty0526 LOL i love it when ppl comment and im about to do a vid o EXACTLY hwat they've said, i'd shuld be doing a video on that i two weeks, but iit's texturised :) (so slightly in a natural state but not bone straight like relaxed hair :)

[bridauty0526]

what kind of hair is this here?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@bridauty0526 Brazilian and Indian-(see my 'I gots me Some Weave' Video for much more information and FAQs) xx

[tabbiejayelle]

wow, i love you so much

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@tabbiejayelle lool thanks :)

[babicutefaze]

You're really pretty and funny by the way. I think you look a bit like Kelly Rowland too!

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@babicutefaze lol thanks hun!

[yaayauk]

looooool 'you know the moment when the penny has dropped when they decided our going to cook their pounded yam ' looool

[stgianaful]

LMFAO

[casynova]

The way you killed it in this video lol. You need to make more videos emphasizing the difference a simple "hello how are you?" makes when talking to a lady. Keep up the good work luv (^^,)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@casynova thank soo much, really appreciate it :)

[keepitfresh93]

alright thanks..

[keepitfresh93]

what weave you wearing, it's really nice :)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@keepitfresh93 watch my video called 'i gots me some weave' for much more information

[AyiaNapaBaybee]

The worst chat up line for me was ; Boy rolls up on a bmx, (i clocked his fake gucci pouch) :Yoo sexy you alright ?Me ; :| . Boy : Can Man Have Your Pin Still, Kinda Lookin Juicy, No J-Lo LOOOOOOOL Me ; :| & Your Talking To Who ? Kmt *walks off*

[ferduro3]

Saw you I hate clubbing vid and i've been going through the rest of your vids(NoStalker). I love your make-up btw what foundation do you use?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@ferduro3 LOOL its cool, i use Revlon Colourstay Foundation, theres a review of it in my 'September favourites' video if you'd like more info on it x

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@ferduro3 omg i thought i replied. SO SORRY. I use revlon colourstay foundation in mahogany. Xxx

[AalissahFallon]

your outfit is actually soooo nicee! wah are u wearing? and the accessories? ireally need to find a new style ican pull off on a regss... thanks

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@AalissahFallon Im wearing a vintage jumper from ebay, i think a clock pendant from a vintage market and black primark jeans, i can do an OOTD if you want ;)

[AalissahFallon]

@ThatSweetPoetrie ooh yes please tht wud b greatt thank u sooo much tbh u shud do more OOTDs with all them clothes u been showing in them Haul videos!! <3

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@AalissahFallon LOL yeahh people keep telling me that-will do :)

[easymadam]

I feel like your stalker. I've spent half my day at work secretly watching all your videos*embarrassed face*. You're too funny and your hair is on point. Where is your jumper from? I need it in my life lol

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@easymadam Thank you so much, my jumper is vintage and from ebay so its one of a kind i'm afraid, but check ebay vintage items out, i got this one for 4 quid!

[ragoangel123]

your hair is lush

[8thluv]

Haha glad i subscribed 'stumbled' into your i hate clubbing video now i have watched a few...some uncle i work with said my wife died 16yrs ago and i have been so lonely since then gosh how i wish for someone like you to keep me company!!hallo am as old as your daughter who has 2kids already wat nonsense it that kmt!

[ccherries1]

Can you please do a skin care routine :)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@ccherries1 of course i will, love xx just need to get exams done, and i definitely will *eats exam papers*

[Milkmaidpaladin]

how the fuck did i get here?. this is fuckin shit....my wife talks bollocks like this too..i just send her back to the kitchen.

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Milkmaidpaladin LMAO! but seriously, a real woman married you?

[NyaBarbie16]

I KNOW THEM ONES !!!!!

[chinyere9308]

loool you're sooo weird.. I love it..

[ifynne1]

haha pounded yam hahah!!!! lol i r u from Nigeria!!!

u Accent... and i understand d uncles ur talkin abt... they wud be like eeehen is your mom around... eeh so she's not around,,,, ok so do you have a Mobile...

[Meeraayo]

ROTFLMAO Whats ur moms name ? this video made me subscribe

[Nafiisat]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL omggg dis is jokes

[shakirahusain24]

AM REALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD....... CANT STOP.....PLS POST MORE..LOL

[cmbolu]

can you please do hair tutorial video using your curling wand?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@cmbolu LOL i will hun x

[cmbolu]

@ThatSweetPoetrie SWEEEETTTT!!!

[Ebsking1]

NO THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY! OMYGOODESS

[michelleching24]

One freshie send to me '' wow you've got a big future behind you'' loool! *big cringe*

[beccahjay]

A FOB came to me ans said :'baby, what part of heaven did you drop from because God has definitely lost an angel' Me:*Screws face. FOB: Soo baby love, we can be friends. I love you (Bearing in mind I just met him) You are like the credit to me phone, we can go to Nigeria together and wash eachother's pants not this washing machine rubbish. Even if it has sh** inside it' Me: *Walks off.

[Covcentralent]

loool these guys you described sound moist

[PoeticalJustus]

lol u have funniset "NO" EVER hahaha

[JayRemmy99]

You started by saying number 5 then ended by saying number 5 again lool

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@JayRemmy99 LOL! i make mistales when i get passionate lol

[youch85]

Had to hit that subscribe button after two vids!!! =)

A drunk girl in a club somehow limped over to me and said "OMG, you look like some1 from The Wire!".........

As a black dude, the possiblities are endless........

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@youch85 haha!!!

[msjane89]

omg tht last one was ridic!!!!! U have given me hope sista. The guys that find me aren't as bad as I thought. And I was really rude the last time. Because he said hello.

[lilrue190]

there was a guy who can up to me and said baby if i was a dog and you were a flower i would happily lift my leg and shower you with love... like seriously

[BdotBBeauty]

lool you are so funny :) xx

[Oyin1231]

You look like kelly.r in this video

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Oyin1231 lol i've heard this before, but thanks anyway! she's gorg!

[kadielle]

Some freshie dropped this bar to me likee ... ¬¬ Freshie: "wow u look so burriful, wat is that hyah (hair) you have? isit brazilliaan. i kan bai (buy) it for u. but first i wanna get to know you, u r very pretty. Me: (with the strongest naija accent i could do) "My friend pls move yourself, kmt" lmaoo

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@kadielle LMAO

[tobilobs19]

Your hair is stunning... how do you get it curly like this? and what did you use to dye it?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@tobilobs19 thank you so much :) i used a remington curling wand, and it was dyed with bleach in a salon (see 'I gots me some weave' for more detailed information)

[swilson2244]

"Number 4 would be when I was in my room-mate's room" So, your room?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@swilson2244 LOL! i know i call my 'flatemate' a roomate, its so odd haha

[killerjay94]

In a bike? Don't you mean 'on a bike' Lol

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@killerjay94 LOL yes, i musta been so passionate bout it my grammar went out the window *slaps forehead*

[wodedoyin]

looool, this is actually funny...i do feel for you and females alike...keep up ur videos :)

[JDTMusicEveryday]

'you got any raisins?' 'no' 'how about a date then?'

[Odus90]

are those your natural nails??? if they r, i wanna knw how dey got dat long.... :)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Odus90 LOL my natural nails just grow long

[makeuptutorials03]

SO FUNNY

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@makeuptutorials03 thanks!

[onibon]

All in a week?? ur life must be hectic but still very funny video...

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@onibon LOL no! it wasnt in a week, over a period of a year really, comiled into one video :)

[lasugarlace]

loooool this is jokes!!! loooove it xx

[cmbolu]

OMG I LOVE YUR HAIR, HOW DID YOU THESE CURLS/WAVES?

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@cmbolu LOL funnily enough i didnt love it that day. I used the red remington curling wand :)

[misskaybaybay1]

had to subbbb, i had to ask some1 one time what on earthhhh do u expect me 2 say bk 2 yo!?

[LouMen92]

I had to sub after watching this . Oh gosh ... I had one guy UNCLE came up to me at a bus stop and goes do you go to church i said maybe , he says oh well you should come with me to my church ... *raised eyebrow* really . I say no im off to work ... then he drops this ... let me go with you to your workplace so that i can see where you work and take you to out ... i laugh and he goes okay okay can i have your number because you are "beurriful" ... laughed and got and my bus off to work ..

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@LouMen92 ''beurriful'' LOOL!

[StrawberryRipples]

You are hilarious! uuhm, when i was about 9, on holiday a 10 yr old boy walked up to me and said "suck me beautiful" he obviously got it from a movie, i didn't understand what it meant at the time, i ended up actually liking him hahahaaa now i'm like WTF nooooo.

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@StrawberryRipples LOOOL wooow! the things kids say!

[ElishaBrown243]

OMDZ YOU MADE MY NIGHT, YOUR SOO FUNNY, YEP DEM UNCLES THERE.LOOOOL SUBBED YU. MORE VIDZZ PLZZ

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@ElishaBrown243 LOL thanks love! I'll def try and make more :)

[Lovefromparadise]

LMFAOO you had me laughin thee whole time

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@Lovefromparadise LOL Thanks!

[thick2727]

i love this video! lol!

[ChristinaBayBayxo]

loooool omg you're soo funny, soo yeah make more video's like this!! p.s i've subscribed! :)

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@ChristinaBayBayxo thanks soo much!

[shalaylaj1]

Love ur hair

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@shalaylaj1 thanks :)

[gladeemarie]

ur funny. cool.

[maserero95]

you so cuute!!!!! im subbing*

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@maserero95 Thanks!!!

[lOuisaaLee]

you're so funny! xx

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@lOuisaaLee thanks so much!

[linasara1]

Another time, a car pulled up. A man and woman, they asked for directions then a threesome!

[TheKemikemkem]

@linasara1 the man and woman are obviously crazy, I would have said you can have a threesome with the police after I carge you for sexual harrasment!

[linasara1]

This older man. Lets say 50. Came over to compliment me on my elbows, he was pretty interested. Most likely a festish.

[ThatSweetPoetrie]

@linasara1 LOL Mad men!!!