I'm Not Drunk!

[driztel93]

All that ass tho

[italianadonna12]

Dat ass

[MaNUeL98a]

Haha yessss .... Heyyy mr bus

[Ajjosan]

damn that girl get a ass

[Dr0pSh0tGaming]

damian, you are drunk off your ass

[TheZuberu]

Nice Smosh shirt

[obit000]

"WHO THE FUCK IT THAT"

[saintmike16]

it reminds me alot like the movie Cloverfeild but without the monster and shit blowing up

[cheli7117]

7:45 best scene ever!

[mesner5]

TWO THOUSAND AND TWELVE BITCH!!!!

[mesner5]

HELLO? MR. BUS!

[kingbooger94]

was he really drunk?

[guitarroxxer02]

@kingbooger94 I asked him that and he said "certainly not!"

[yellowcolourteam]

6:01 Johnny's forever alove :<P

[TheCWalk213]

Ur girl has ass dawg id tap any day of da week

Id take advantage if were u

[charger334]

too much jd's

[js00981213]

7:31 smosh shirt

[abbynicoleredmond]

HELLO.... MR BUS!

[potatoelover95]

that guy was fucking smashed hahaha more smashed than my dad at my grandpas funeral and i didnt think that was possible

[WTFDevices]

Bitch pushed by other bitch... SCARRED FOR FU*KIN LIFE

[chicosdetwist]

Dude...im Johnny.....for realz.

[zombiekidcameron99]

Johnny!!!

[NO1MetallicAFAN1]

FUCK... GREAP JELLY xD Do you remember?

[TheSilversuitcase]

there bats u tard!

BEST. GIRLFRIEND. EVER.:D

[etiNnogarD]

I swear to god that blonde bitch better not mistake you for me!!! (my name is Demetrius by the way)

[LOLcrafted]

hopefully theres a next year !! hahahah i loled

[LOLcrafted]

the hunt for john is on :S

[aebeee]

the girl on the right at 1:54 is so hott

[flamesonfire0]

so awesome that your gf has a smosh shirt on and it was really cute when u kissed at midnight

[dannyab3]

lmao flying sausages

[willywoka90]

SHE WAS WEARIN A SMOSH SHIRT!!!!!!

[crismondragon]

Wooo! Baltimore!

[nighttimeshadow]

Dude:3 Baltimore.



[xxitryxxninja99]

i live in baltimore bro

[marc5497]

what happen 4:04 - 4:13

[stanleeijen122]

DUDE you where looking for me!!! Im JOHN!!!!

[mrallthat5]

fuck ya man hope u had a good new year

[shortyssk8s22]

Millennium Hall!

[rtctdg2000]

Haha seems like a great new years for you my friend...as for me...I worked security....it wasn't fun..

[goochface11]

dont smudge my GOD DAMN LENSE!!!!!

[goldenheart1413]

2012 BITCH! lol my fav part

[supergamingdude33]

Damian your girlfriend has a SMOSH shirt in a makemebad35/Damian video ......Tubeception

[TheTreacherousTrevor]

6:04 lmfaO!

[foah201]

You should totally remix this video and make it like Cloverfield

[nrn339]

Lol at tags basketball is for black people not white people wtf?

[thedude551000]

7:47

[makemeadime35]

Where are you? Mr. Girlfriend? No, Mrs. Girlfriend cuz' Mr. Girlfriend would be kind of gay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BEST LINE EVER!

[facemouth83]

just a normal video.. not so excit...OMG I HAVE THE SAME CUPS AT MY HOUSE!!!!!

[teresa1231]

Dat Arse!

[Strut117]

@teresa1231 lmao

[DudeNotCoolDude]

we have the same FUCKIN WRIST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrJrock84]

smosh shirt...

[kzeke12]

Are you Johnny, No but im drunk

[mesner5]

Things get real crazy after midnight O_o

[brendandurham100]

awesome



[ClassifiedMP5K]

2:52 lol wtf!! if i was there i would smack that guy and say like WTF are u doing u Bi do i know u?

[mrninjacreeper]

Lol smosh shirt

[Edyyn]

2012 BITCHHH!!! :D

[Michael7071000]

3:46 hahaha

[master123567]

smosh shirt =D haha

[XAkummeee]

Where's the 8:19? xD

[ethan3403]

women... lol

[mediarocker543]

Mad respect for a chick who can drive a manual!!!

[emlilly09]

@daciarocks5 omg I just saw that

[youngmoneyballaz]

LMFAO mr girlfriend

[NexonKnight990]

i saw you at towson town center mall in october lol

[daciarocks5]

Smosh shirt

[WhiteKanye4]

JOHN? JOHNNY? JOHN?

[xDrikenx]

that looks.....alright lool

[Zingoo7]

Did you find John?

[whodabitchnow45]

JOHN!?!?!.. No way remember me... damian, we use to got to college together! :D

[DirEnGreyChik]

lol Mr Girlfriend? XD

[Mrgabe42]

weak new years kiss, i get more tongue from my butcher

[DragonKnight0428]

RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!



[RichMrRichie]

living the life...Good your showing the real u...Like a bio its cool..

[CarefulLittleFemme]

This is such nonsense but it was the funniest thing ever. XD

[92edogg]

where r yoyy!

[savageblue25]

damian?? do u give your gf anal. because i would

[Tracebones]

How did it go to girl poking damian in the public to getting your type of girlfriend? lol

[TheTelephoneCompany]

Alcoholic Jello and don't tell me otherwise. x)

[iLiamSamuels]

SMOSH!!!!!!!!!!

[sheiderdude]

i love your shit man. always makes me laugh. keep it up:)

[xXTheSmittyXx]

That poor dude at 6:00 was wasted...

[Kota0018]

.....

[zSNOWB1IND]

1:50 Mother of god, dat ass.

[ProGaMErzZ1231]

happy new year buddy

[ThePoRoy]

keep the stubble looks gd bro

[xxxsouleaterx]

thick ass wtf

[videogamefan126]

it must suck having to be the only guy

[SuBsAnDwIcH200]

@videogamefan126 HOW??? It would be pretty fucking great in my eyes, dude!

[ShareTheVirus]

My name is John. This video was torture.

[cow16]

Johnny!!!!

[cow16]

I kept trying to stick my mouse up peoples noses

[laurtzy007]

could you tell me the name of your camera

[CompleteDistortion]

I wonder if Alicia read the comment section.

[iMOSKUL]

John!!! Johnny!!!!

[EKOSNIP3R]

are you and that girl going out

or

did you two break up

or

were you guys never going out

[Megatronlives101]

look at your girlfriends ass!

[CarefulLittleFemme]

@Megatronlives101 Fuck you Decepticon. o.o

[MrFiip]

his girlfriend is wearing a smosh shirt!

[Thorsten000]

Does anybody know, where Damian lives? I know, he lives in Baltimore. But where in Baltimore ? I don`t want to stalk him, I`m from germany.

[PUNISHER897]

U should marry that girl of urs Damian shes nice for u, it'll also make a great video

[TheCodybanks111]

ha ha...that guy was drunk  6:03

[TheCodybanks111]

your girl freind iss soooooooooooo hott!!!

[ilovekristy100]

omfg i met damian in person a couple weeks ago on a cruise i was soooo happy and excited

[ChuckBamf666]

Happy new year Buddy :)

[SparcMacPkerSkill99]

Smosh T-Shirt

[TheSongInYourHeart]

EVERYBODY is John and Johnny! hahahahah

[NinjaCerdo]

I go to Baltimore like every 2 months

[ConGeePranks]

nicee ass ;O

[ricksb18]

Hell yeah Bmore ! Lets go Ravens ! you can win the superbowl !

[ALPACA1996]

awkward moment when his girlfriend is wearing a Smosh tshirt. goodwork

[ascully92]

rage face at 5:47 lol

[MariusJob]

Woohooo it´s a train in the sky ...

[MarkNESReviews]

Who else saw a Smosh shirt being worn?

[peanut50811]

"No I'm not Johnny"

[MrSoggyTissue]

Lol u upload this 3 days after :)

[badmeetsevilforlif]

im horney how about you????

[dude2656]

Guy at 5:16 is a drug dealer. Lol

[missesmia2]

1:07 A girl driving a manual. Mind = BLOWN.

[dont4get20102010]

@missesmia2 im a girl and i wouldnt touch an auto ,autos are shit

[FullMoonMonsoon128]

Ok Damian you should read the comments I mean so people are STALKERS check out fullmoonmonsoon128's channel and nice vids man

[TheJarful]

I think they like smosh

[thelaughingwaffles]

What camera r u using My camera sux ass

[mwpftw]

ur girlfreind ate shit

[WestbamP]

BEDE GRAU W TOMP RAIDER

[Luk14habbo]

4:39 she was cheating on you, but she'll never remember it

[samdrum1]

lol "im going to go listen to my brittney spears albums" ill make sure to send you some justin bieber tickets, haha

[MrTheMagician99]

wait what did you say? i couldn't help her....?

[n3dit0]

0:39 your doing it wrong ...

[ThreeDaysGrace971]

Was she wearing a smosh shirt!!!

[jokerbird32]

RAIDERS really FUCKED UP thumbs if u wanna scream cuz ur pissed.....GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

[NirvanaNerd364]

Johnny?!

[bear5490pr]

I know u had sex that night

[SpartanOmega423]

Well that wasn't very nice at the end lol. Like a school bully. "gimme ya mny" ;)

[Win2Begin]

Dude my new years was pretty similar....awesome!!

[darkwarrior82]

im sorry your a raider fan

[mrTmorris10]

where are they movin to

[justinjoewills]

that ass, got damnnnnnn

[SASQUATCH109]

6:02 that guy is hammered hahahaha.

[Bayhay32]

hey guys plz subscribe to damian and me plz :) it would help my channel out a TON! so if you do thank you very much

[gdksdh12349]

7:30 she has a smosh shirt :)

[Rudo122]

7:26

[TomShadowrider]

i thinks my teacher is realated to your GF they look excatly like sisters

[jessjess1213]

omg haha she has a smosh shirt on!! :D

[6001091]

She has a Smosh shirt!

[EpicCorruption]

A smosh tee shirt!!!

[joshuadelallata123]

7:45 the chick pushes her BOOBS :O

[ilovefrenchhorn35]

@RJ777MINIME she just had her hand on her back

[ilovefrenchhorn35]

Are you ever going to find John?

[TheAlmightyMeerkat]

-Damien ''Are you John?''

-Random drunk guy ''No, I'm not Johnny!!'

[lilneitzel5]

the face she made when she fell was hilarious.

[titoforeverbarca]

now you shall be called dimitris...

[bigpop369]

Is that a smosh shirt she's wearing?

[Thorsten000]

@bigpop369

yes :-)))))))

[bybysms]

you seem like you're lost...