10 ways to hang up on telemarketers

[JesusTwoThousand]

despite it's fake, it's boring and fails to be funny, as presented by the unlike bar.

[code187copkilla]

the first 2 were good the rest sucked but 3:05 i ant stop laughing if that would have been a person i hope he would have hung up a long time ago but if there was still someone there that would have been the best thing to do to them next to hand the phone to a kid and thell them its santa or some shit like that

[beanodonnell]

HI i am very interested in ur product will u just wait one second.

then set phone down and walk away

[yoohootube]

The first person off-camera playing the role of telemarketer is very good!

[candyipful]

There are definitely ways to hang up on them enough that they don't call again. If you just pick up the phone and hang up, you're gonna get calls from them again.

[crazybilby]

@candyipful the thing is I know that as I actually used to be a Telemarketer. (Well after this video was shot though) so I know that what you should do to stop them calling you. One really annoying thing was people just hanging up without saying anything so I kept talking and thought they were listening... ugh...

[mattxr2i]

@crazybilby It is very simple really (I work for a call center) You simply ask them politely to take you off their list. That's it. Don't need to be rude, don't need to be an ass about it. Just say "Please take me off of your list, thanks."

[crazybilby]

@mattxr2i Yeah I know.

[tennislaurence]

IM FROM ENGLAND AND EMBARRASSED BY THIS YOU ARE TERRIBLE, EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S FAKE THAT'S WHY IT SO SHIT AND YOUR ACTING AND COMIC IDEAS ARE THE CRINGIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

[crazybilby]

@tennislaurence Do you want a medal? Like... is there a reason a) I care that you're English (good for you, I hear there's 52 million English people...) Please don't feel ashamed about being English, there's nothing to be embarrassed about... b) that you felt the need to state the obvious? I wrote this when I was 15, OF COURSE it's terrible. I think it's terrible. I keep it up for nostalgia.

[kielbasaman1]

@tennislaurence Well aren't you just the most amazing pisser and moaner!

[BridgetRrish]

start speaking in a foregin language, unless yor like my friend, she started speaking in spanish and apparently the telemarker knew espanol as well. ;) lol

[BridgetRrish]

@copperheadno2 nice :)

[BridgetRrish]

This is fake. I know mate, im an idoit. :) thanks

[mken14]

lol dog (:

[TIKIMAN198]

fucking ass fag nigger shut cunt. I can't wait til the liberal pussys in England burn down their own country. Faggots.

[crazybilby]

@TIKIMAN198 LOL you're hilarious man!

[steve110897]

@TIKIMAN198 dick

[zedator]

bad acting

[reverande180]

*Phone rings*

Me: Hello

Telemarketer: Hello, I'm a telemarketer.

Me: Fuck off dickhead! *hangs up* XDDD

[copperheadno2]

what if u answer it while in the bathroom and say hold on i have to do number 2 and lay it down on the sink followed shortly and loudly with alot of convincing groaning and grunting and flushing and most disturbing sounds u can make...; D lol

[CardMagicianJoeKing]

i either say "im just going to put you on hold a sec" then leave it, come back in 10 mins and see if theyre still there

OR

say "mommy told me not to talk to strangers" and hang up

[lbspears]

How hard is it to just hang up and say no thanks. Yes I know they will come back with the rebuttle, but just hang up the phone. At least the telemarketer will respect you a little bit

[LilithsBane2]

I'm American, but I love aussies! 

[RunscapeHacks4U]

The noises your dog made aroused me.

[hunterboy996]

u been a cunt 2 kiwis?? FUCK YOU!!!

[AlecCooke]

not funny.

[TheMrSandMan11]

I feel ashamed to be australian...

[we1are1weird1for1you]

even though its fake its soo funny to me i love way two XD

[Astrox123]

Why not get a vuvuzela and start blowing into and saying 'Part-ay man!'

[firebug0001]

i like the " ahhh!!! it speaks!!!!!" one best.

[TheQuinian]

@firebug0001 lmao reminds me of the movie Hook ... *answers door* "AAHH!! It's snowin!" *slams door*

[MultiPunisher01]

Fucking gay

[xerke]

way 11: scream *yeah baby right on your face!!1!*

[musiqman0709]

gay

[iiiYEDDLEiii]

Actually the I NOT DO SPEAK NO THIS LANGUAGE DONT is a good answer

[EggNog1994]

way 4 is best

[Bellicguy]

Hello?.....Ahh yes...it's you....Bye bye

[starrystar33fan100]

One day I was on youtube...a telemarketer called here is what happened:

Telemarketer: Hello may I interest you in a free credit card?

Me: IM ONLY 4 YOU (BEEP) IDIOT!!! (please note i am not 4 years old)

Then a month later the same person called:

Telemarketer: Hello may I interest you in a free credit card?

Me: May I interest you in a rick roll? (rick roll plays)

Telemarketer: *Hangs up*

[MrStrato444]

prick.

[EoDxxLYNX]

this is shit

[schieberl]

i love way number 2 xD

[MrStrato444]

hey mate im an aussie to but how can you sound like a pom probly cus im auzzie to :P

[crazybilby]

@MrStrato444 I don't understand the words you say. They make sense individually but as a sentence it sounded a bit drunk.

[MrStrato444]

@crazybilby ohhh yeah ummm im an aussie ttooooo ooookkkkk aaannnddd hhooow do you sound like aa ppooommm anyway!

[mrbananaman9999]

@crazybilby 

[Mrsuperamazing1]

@MrStrato444 I dont speek british.

[MrStrato444]

@Mrsuperamazing1 your making tons and tons of sense

[thewarp16]

@MrStrato444

Prisoner Of Her Majesty

[thewarp16]

@MrStrato444

Prisoner Of Her Majesty

its spelt pohm

[GodDammitKitty]

Pretty funny :P

Good work.

[Bassisnevertooloud]

This is FAKE (DUH!)

[crazybilby]

@Bassisnevertooloud exactly! It is so obvious!

[blackcatvampiress]

DOGGIE!!!

[blackcatvampiress]

@blackcatvampiress and btw, i love your Australian accents. :)

[vagenealogist]

I like to tell them that I am in the middle of dinner and could I have their home number so that I can call them back during their dinner.

[topgun1544]

or just say the one word? YES!

[pRoBiE1KeNoBi]

I get asked by telemarketers if im from the uk all the time...Darwin born Darwin lived.

[TheLordOfTheWorms]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad... really really really gay.. fuck!

[martineau1988]

i wuz gonna call u a faggot but thats kinda funny....kinda...okay not anemore

[CoonShoot]

What kind of dog is that?

[ilikemunting]

Here's one way to "hang up on telemarketers". Hang up,simple.

[SpecialEdward121]

Uhhh you only need one way.

Just say, "Thanks but I'm not interested.", & hang up. It's the companies that telemarketers work for who are the assholes, not the telemarketers themselves. Those people are usually just folks really desparate for cash. That's the only reason they'd take a shit job like that.

Could you imagine sitting in a cubicle all day callng people who are all pretty much going to tell you to "fuck off" just so you can pay your bills?

Yep, that would suck indeed.

[crashbash2020]

or worse... newzealand.... lol.

[BrotherPAZUZU]

HEY WHATS THE MUSIC HE WAS PLAYING IN THE RADIO ????

[crazybilby]

@BrotherPAZUZU HEY ITS CALLED SPRING BY VILVALDI! ITS PRETTY COOL HE WROTE A SONG FOR EACH SEASON MAN

[MrTodd198126]

@crazybilby Thats lame, he should have wrote a song for each DAY, now that would hve been the shit. Like May 21st by Vivialdi, or August the 4th by Vivaldi. NOW that would have been something...

[knightd3vil4]

@BrotherPAZUZU who cant recognize that?

[SLOKO98]

I would just scream into the phone and then proceed in throwing the phone accros the room into the wall

[disintegrate666]

Hello?

Hi this is Suzy blahblahblahblah

Im kinda busy at the moment, do you take housecalls?

No sir.

Well neither do i. *BEEP*

[TheSlevaslava]

get a hair cut

and make it real next time

fake shit suck really bad dude.

[putyouonthegam3]

i just wanna put it out there... hes AUSTRALIAN! get over it now.

[abcdefghijklmnopq212]

Nice jewfrow

[poobed666]

i just hang it up

[nutzw1]

it;s so fake it's gay

[PaulCDickie]

Have you ever tried barking (like a dog) at them?

[biporio]

Is he british?

[crazybilby]

@biporio ...you're being sarcastic right?

[biporio]

@crazybilby New Zealandish, maybe?

[gtrfreak12345]

@crazybilby lol i no what u mean dude. on xbox live every1 this im a bloody pom lol or irish and sometimes russian(???) lol

[TelephoneTVPranks]

@biporio hahaha

[mrspdrcr2]

@biporio READ THE DESCRIPTION!!!!!!

[thatonedude675]

I would be slow to answer the phone, and as soon as they speak I'd say "OH SHIT IT TALKS!!!" and start screaming as i fake run away

[ownedya22]

i just say im not 18..

[FannoFlow]

Crazy British people.

[lovinit19791]

@FannoFlow Hes not british lol hes australian or newzealand....im from england and we dont talk like him lol :p

[LAWMANrackofribs]

@FannoFlow He is not british

[crazybilby]

@FannoFlow Yes... they're everywhere.... somewhere... just not in this video...

[xanazumaki2]

0:11

uh no i do not speak english hello hello bye

hilarious!!

[SoCalAries]

gay

[nattylightinacan]

Fake and Gay. Also guy is british

[crazybilby]

@nattylightinacan I love your use of sarcasm. It's really subtle what with text not being tonal, but I can tell that you're being sarcastic :) Thank you, your imitation of an idiot youtube user has made my day. Lol "fake!" hahaha I know right? Can you believe people honestly think I'm trying to fool them and they think they're smart enough to point out the obvious? Haha they're so stupid, I'm glad you agree. What is it with those users and not understanding nationalities too? So weird.

[motabikeboy]

@nattylightinacan

hahaha you cock head. its supposed to be fake. ITS CALLED A HOW TO VIDEO. who is gonna wait around for real calls. mabye you ya cock head.

[a4d2d0]

@nattylightinacan that makes it twice as fake and gay

[LAWMANrackofribs]

@nattylightinacan guy is not british, i am from the uk and he is definitely not british. Its kind of like how people cannot tell the difference between canadian and american accents

[brutecm830]

Carrot top.C:

[purplejellymonster]

dude are you australian? haha classic

[jeffhk05]

fake and guyyyyyyyyy

[crazybilby]

@jeffhk05 Yes I am a guy and yes it is fake. Thankyou captain obvious?

[videolad100]

One time I called a telemarketer jesus... He just pretended he didn't hear me

[Omegian14]

0:35

[zather9]

can you make it real next time?

[crazybilby]

@zather9 Nope.

[zoomerlawns]

I couldn't watch the whole thing.

[ch0m3c0]

GET A FUCKING HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!

[gavdaman88]

dont know why anyone would think he's british, sounds aussie to me. I just like the second one, you can also try going 'hrmmmmm yessss....' to everything he says and eventually drag the hmm out to ridiculous lengths.

[vamprisshawna]

i love this stuff

[Shadowmagnet19]

GET SOME LIVES

[Sanandreaskill]

why not just: WORT WORT WORT!  or rick roll? xD

[GothChilde6969]

I just sell fake products to the telemarketers. "have my redubbed star wars trilogy!!! now you can hear arnold schwarzeneggar as yoda! "LUKE YOU CANOT LEAVE YOU HAVEN"T FINISHED WITH YOUR TRAINING!"

[sha72productions]

my friend had a telemarketer person call her and they go are your parents home and shes says no and hangs up then they called back! They said are you sure? and shes like yes im sure and hung up and they called back again

[inimnam]

y did the bushie haired kid change into the fat kid??????

[crazybilby]

How did you know?! :O HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS FAKE!? WHY out of ALL the people who watched this were YOU the ONE AND ONLY PERSON who saw through my CLEVER disguise! I had fooled so many people into thinking that this was real!

But no! NO YOU are just TOO SMART! Too smart indeed! The amount of smartness you have in your brain is just so huge.

[sbrooks0178]

@crazybilby It's a troll. Ignore it.

[chazlic]

you not funny you just a fatty

[NamikazeAotsuki]

A friend of mine told a telemarketer "We're Amish."

The telemarketer apologized and hung up...what an idiot...

[VinCeXMS]

@NamikazeAotsuki yeah how come he have an telephone then

[NamikazeAotsuki]

@VinCeXMS That's the point. Amish people wouldn't have a phone in the first place. The fact that the telemarketer believed my friend is what makes the joke funny. :)

[maketheworldsmile3]

@NamikazeAotsuki actually... most amish people do have phones, they just cant use them in their house.

[NamikazeAotsuki]

@maketheworldsmile3 All the same, it's still funny to think he actually believed that an Amish person would have answered the phone in the first place. Don't you think? :)

[Issaquan5]

@NamikazeAotsuki ahahahhahhhhahhaa

[USASuperior]

Use 1 of those portable fog horns.

That'll pierce their eardrums.

[KurouRufu]

Good idea... I'll have to get one lol

[bigcasey1995]

fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeee

[crazybilby]

How did you know?! :O HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS FAKE!? WHY out of ALL the people who watched this were YOU the ONE AND ONLY PERSON who saw through my CLEVER disguise! I had fooled so many people into thinking that this was real!

But no! NO YOU are just TOO SMART! Too smart indeed! The amount of smartness you have in your brain is just so huge.

[Ringo1358]

One of my fav things is this :

You say "Have you called me?

the telemarketer says yes

U say : "No u didnt"

And the coversation continiues with stupid answers lmao xD

[belmarfilms]

You could also ask him for his number, and when he doesn't give it to you, say "Is it because you don't like random people calling you?" lol thats what I did!

[UntouchedPlaNeTs]

That is off an old t.v program dude..

[samlovemetal]

This is fucking stupid.

Fucking ginger would rather grow all that stupid fucking hair and Afro it rather than getting some sweet ass dreads. 1 star.

[dougie200194]

my favorite is tell them that its against ur religion to hav a phone, and when they say that ur on a phone u just say "no i cant be, its against my religion"

and u just keep ellin it, so funny

[HOBOconspiracy27]

i was crying at way 2

[nowinterweather]

my grandpa had a 45 minute conversation

[fishdude333]

e_o

[AL52Dragon]

If someone calls you about carpet cleaning services just say "Uh yes. Can you guys get blood or puke out of my carpet? That would be great."

[biggysmallz222]

why is this kid british?

[crazybilby]

THere is no british kid! WTF!? People said he was British but he's not.

[xXUrbanProductionsXx]

This one time a telemarketer called my house so i pulled out my cap gun and shot a bunch of times then said help... she started screaming

[crazybilby]

hahaha! That's so good :)

[Animalabusesucks1990]

nice job.

[godzillamoviesrule]

#2 FTW.

[cjb4127]

I sometimes screem POOP! or DA DA! into the phone then I hang up! XDXDXDXD

[RaccooNooB]

I wish it called more telemarketers cuz i would go like: My mom told me to not talk with strangers. Or like: I don't got a phone."but you're speaking to me now" ya... that's cuz i don't got a phone.

[nawkrm]

Just put them onhold and see how much time they will waste on you.

[DjMotoXDude]

i like way 2

[Deathless1One]

Me too, i wonder if the telemarketer would wait. My personal favorite thing is saying " (your town here) Police department, whats your emergency?" it works sometimes.

[mpg272727]

@Deathless1One

That sounds so.... awsome. i must try that some time :P

[manmadetony2]

what the name of that classical music ?

[crazybilby]

spring by Vivaldi. I really much put it in the description...

[KalistaHeartsMSI]

...your stereo has a tail...

[crazybilby]

I know. Sometimes it presses its own buttons and stops me from playing music it doesn't like.

[Rushy1989]

SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFtwer]

lolz i liked the "ah! it talks!' one. Imma try that sometime

[topomast1]

FAKE!!!

[keataa]

No shit?

[crazybilby]

SILENCE! NO ONE MUST KNOW! You have discovered the secret and HIDDEN TRUTH of this video! :O HOW COULD YOU!? I thought it was FLAWLESSLY REALISTIC!

You sir are a diabolic mastermind. You have outwitted me. Looked through my clever disguise (of you know... NOT claiming it was ever real...? Whoda thought it) and now I must get you assassinated.

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!! You shouldve been blind and happy like everyone else but TOO LATE! FIEND! I shall destroy you for being too SMART for your own good!

[TheFtwer]

lolz

[nanocalp]

how bout they call you

and you go

PUSSY WANNA FAN BEE!!!

and repeat it alot and really fast!

[VanHalen383]

Hey urm...where did your hair go?

[crazybilby]

Yeah I'm confused too... I have no idea what you're talking about.

[VanHalen383]

Haha at the start of the video you have big curly hair and then near the end its short and not curly.

[crazybilby]

....And somehow change voice, clothes, height and weight? Yes I... am magic like that.

Excuse me. I must go outside to snigger and giggle incessantly.

[VanHalen383]

HAHAHA OMG WAS IT A DIFFERENT PERSON!? I'M SO GULLABLE HAHAHAHA. Sorry for wasting your time haaha I'm so stupid.

[crazybilby]

You didn't waste my time, I was quite entertained by your comment :) I'm still laughing at you now :P Much better than half the comments I get most of the time.

Have a nice day.

[VanHalen383]

Haha right oh then.

Will do same to you.

[brianrawks123]

here's another 1

telemarketer: HELO

you:(static noise) elp im in a cave w/ a bunch of weird aliens coming after me.

(hang up)

[crazybilby]

Lol XD

[ardsam]

Poor

[oldbag699]

best way to get ri dof them is to put a teenager on the phioone better if u got little kids - they drive the telemarketer nuts - or ask the telemarketer personal questions

[fellar99]

or you can just hang up the phone? how about rickrolling them

[SoggyBiscuitChamp94]

some of these ways only work if you know for sure that it is a telemarketer calling you. otherwise, i thought it was funny

[crazybilby]

Of course. Which is why I never do anything mean like this in real life.

[bigbeef6]

i would never write such a comment...and usually dispise the people that do...but, i have finally found a video which is asking for it!!!....

fags!!!

[crazybilby]

To which I reply that you are also a fag for I have just as much evidence and cause to insult you as you do to me! Ha! I degrade your logic and your mother.

[charlieandjackXD]

how do you get a telemarketer to call you please reply i want to do a video of pranking a telemarketer??

[crazybilby]

You sit and wait. These aren't real Telemarketer's I'm dealing with...

[guillermoandtaylor]

way 6 is SOOOOOO FUNNY

[meandyouproductions1]

hahaha loved it XD mostly way 2. rofl good job =D