You Eat Like A Pig

[6KingCooper6]

I looked the pig in the eye... fuck.

[mlpdragon]

Ryan...I have to wonder why you like pigs so much...

[Wolfgang01011]

Ok, after watching a few of your videos I must ask, WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?

[xTheHouseOfMadnessx]

you eat like a pig..

I AM THE PIG

[SergeantMoose1]

i literally shat

[potterfile]

the first related video for this was "wonderwall" by oasis.

[einootspork]

This is funny and disturbing. But I can't decide on the ratio.

[TheYgob]

where do you get all your animal masks?

[unrooolie]

holy crap now theres a pig man

[exeuroweenie]

Creepy as Eraserhead(that's a compliment).

[dooom1231]

did this happen on pig day?

[sonicbaby4000]

these videos are disturbing..............that's what my part of my personality is!!!!!!!!

[yopend]

The guy in the beard is staring at me!

[CIicktheYellowButton]

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[gledysk]

let me know, do you use any below threshold stuff? i often wondered whether you do, and that thing i just watched was exactly what i needed to make my doubt into the more substantial form of a youtube comment

[jerk4990]

i dunno if i should say "ya blew it" or "rats off to ya"

[via321ful]

that pig has some low self esteem...tell him to call my therapist

[TheFrog606]

wtf did i just watch

[fudgyboo7687]

HA! I found the dot at 0:14!!!!Q

[shannabanana11]

Whatever Ryan is on, I WANT SOME.

[Tetyana07]

What's with the red dot and splatter noise at 0:14?

[reaganoverthehills]

The guy in the pig mask kinda acts like Buckethead :D

[radioactivellamafish]

OH MY GOD ITS HORSE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[briani4735263]

I'm gonna be honest. Your videos are disturbing. But their creativity and stunning, absurd sinister-ness imparts a certain sense of morbid fascination... Like the autopsy of a corpse 3 months dead, or the polite ramblings of a psychopath in his padded cell, you have a certain air of inescapability to your work. It horrifies, disquiets, and worries, but one can't look away...

[cookechris28]

@briani4735263 Like watching a car crash.

[PostihBorka]

:D:D: WHAHAHA

[MexicanGnomes]

... This makes me more afraid of pigs every time I watch it...

[AnimatorsatWork]

Ryan... What kind of drugs do u take?

[xXJoviixX]

hahaha----the ending is great!!

[Kennythesamuri]

Its funny because the music gives a sense of urgency like a plot will develop, but the action does not match the pace of the music.

[dinerdisaster]

Just don't like it.

[OoTA95oO]

uhh... I didn't get this... oO"

but yeah, I think it IS the horse guy... xD

[danielalien]

i agree. I miss ben bernanke and rabbit season:p

[xXxOkamixXxKaedexXx]

I think I'm going to havce nightmares... XD

OMG! it's the horse guy from "Ryan TInto A Dog" !!!!

[MorroccoSurrogate]

I am thoroughly impressed by your collection of masks. Is this a new member of the loving family?

[laurenrose4]

wow that was scary but then like ok... at the end

[52ofem]

Extremely scary. Glad, and creeped out to see the horseman make a re-appearance

[nekomusume11]

hah, this is funny and disturbing at the same time... almost like "Cake Time."

And I just noticed, there is a glass between Patrick's legs...

[TheKrazy9292]

*rocking back and forth in fetal position* horseman...horseman...horseman­...

[MidStaryNight]

Holy freaking crap, I love you guys. XD

[taytayroxs57]

wat the heck???

[Brookiebb8]

that was the most terrible 1:00 minute of my life wasted on nothing

[bogdanoweicz]

exactly as everybody else says...WTF MAN!! Scaring the crap outta ppl and giving them nightmares...just...NO..it's absolutely...just...no...lol

[goferbut]

This is the scariest crap I have seen I a Long time

[hiiammregg]

What the fuck!?!

Love this.

[krizzie37]

....wtf?!

[heartsophocles]

lol thanks for that

[MegaGeek325]

Pigs are evil, apparently.

(The Mother 3 video game will back up that theory.)

[Imnotjarry11]

and i have the older version of that saw pig mask =P

[Imnotjarry11]

i love it

[plainbond]

what the hell was that?

[vanessizle]

not a good idea to watch this at midnight...when everyone else is asleep. D:

lol i love it!

[gdlookn]

wow this is seriously going to give me nightmares. great job

[omgitskelso]

I was already terrified of pigs in the first place. Once a pig chased me, and it wanted to kill me. But now, thanks to you guys, I'm going to have nightmares.

Sad day :( lol.

[EmiMac20]

What is this? At the very end, 0:59 , that was funny

[dakonaisakoala]

I just don't understand Ryan Murphy anymore.

[Lexerrz]

That implies that you once understood Ryan Murphy, which is probably impossible.

[Wolfheart247]

Where do you get these creepy masks Ryan? My friend and I wanted to get some for Halloween so we could hide and jump out at people and scar them for life xD

[ROBOradiator]

The pig mask is from the Saw series, you can probably get one on Ebay.

[Wolfheart247]

ah ok, ty

[quiznos00]

If only you could've incorporated this into your 100th video...

[GreenCheeze96]

Oh my god. This freaking scary. I hate horses AND NOW pigs. >:(

[combatplayer]

lmao xD thats so creepy and damn random on the same time xD its to odd not to be fun xD

[whitestripebuzz]

my next door neighbor has two rabbits.

[TursipielAlthins]

Ummm.............???

[metaldog14]

.....what?

[HCAPxMovies]

i like the horse man, he's scary

[freeteen7]

wow.... worse than "its not snot." didnt think it was possible....

[Phoenixora3]

I think I only still subscribe because I like looking at Ryan Murphy's face.

[jonobomb]

HAHA :|

[LetMeBeASmiley]

creepy

[mirmadoise]

oh come on! I thought he was going to eat the puppet pig (I guess I would have done that at least)

[DonnntBeACoconut]

i shall name him Horse Man Jazz... or Jazzy Horse Man....Horsey Jazz Man...Horseman McJazzy...I'll let you know when I've made up my mind.

[terrier136]

i like horse man jazz and horseman mcjazzy :)

[DonnntBeACoconut]

and both are very considerable contenders. hmm.

[Ghostofmonk]

I hate Horse Head so much.

[articcirclegurl]

i have that same head scratcher thingy!

[jeffdavisfan]

I'm going to have some crazy effin nightmares lol! Thanks Ryan.

[rockinsquirrel111]

I didn't think you could make anything creepier than the ending of 'Ryan turns into a dog'. I was so wrong.. that pig's head is creepier than the horse one!

[ibeBecky]

I still found "Ryan turns into a dog" creepier at the end, I was so into it I almost cried I was so creeped out, whilst laughing... I'm not sure how they did it.

[TursipielAlthins]

Don't worry, you're not alone.  I was so creeped out by that it was ridiculous :)

[peevedmusic]

Mmmmm! Lynchy!

[ruudiluca]

Lol, I was expecting something to appear on the screen and make you jump.

[TheMojopo]

i wont sleep 2night

[XSouthXNightX]

tha hell you getta horse mask? xD

[bubbabooey2]

those head scratchers feel SOOO good! its like having an orgasm on your face!

[Spiray]

I was just thinking that this is one of those videos of yours that creeps me out and then THAT HORSE showed up! Agh!

I've always wanted to try one of those head-massaging things...

[EternallyNothing27]

Creepy, creepy, creepy...*laughs* And the horse always helps with that...

[TinyVessels00]

I'm afraid if I understand it, I will die.

[T3hFlyingpizzamuffin]

LOL!!!!! What is with that crazy horse?!?!?! XD

[krazysk8rgirl]

lol the end

[Veelasiren]

But, he can't eat, someone sewed his mouth shut, I bet it was the horse!

[willislub]

what was up with the red spot

[lostandsafe]

Your beard is good.

[MendelsonShape]

"Sometimes my arms bend back."

[TheCommentsGuys]

You kids like Jazz?

[BillyBobsEel]

Great masks btw...

[Vicious516]

Thank you

[missmossxx]

Sort of reminds me of the 'ideal' show with Johnny Vegas.

[qqqq885]

How many takes did you have to redo because someone laughed?

[Mynotoar]

Hehe, the good old horse. I wonder what this whole horse conspiracy is. Maybe they're plotting against us to make better videos than Neil Cicierega and Ryan Murphy (a feat proven by scientists to be impossible,) or maybe they just want their share of the fame :P.

[JustAnotherX]

Heheeey! I love those head massagers!  X-D That pig mask is kinda gruesome...

[HollyToadstool]

What the *beep* was that, Ryan?

[ClockSquirrel]

lol. we're never going to hear the end of that horse are we?

[KairosFilms]

What horse?

[ClockSquirrel]

erm lol. the one at the end

[WawyZawy]

what the fuck xD haha

[roxic01]

The horsehead again...... :O I sense something.

[bphutchins]

dumb dumb dumb. they must be going through the college artistic phase. its funny how everyone does the same thing at that age.

[Berandaro]

WHAT THE FUCK XDDDD

[LCBedheads]

WTH? this is poo XD

[xela8p]

AHHHHH WTF

[simdave2000]

LOL!

[ProfDizzyZoo]

I'd like to see the script for this...

[RiiNNee]

...creeper...

i shake like that, when im cold

[LOL67productions]

strange, the guy in the pig mask must not take critisism well.

[cuteasiangirl64]

I don't understand it, I mean, I get the style you're going for, but I really don't see why you made the video, it's just so pointless that one would only like it because it was random and spontaneous. I think you are wasting you're time. But I doubt you'll even see this comment because you are too star-stuck now to even pay attention to the thousands of viewers that think of you so highly, when really you are just a false idol.

[WaffleTelevision]

hey, thats america for ya. either your with us, or you're a terrorist...;D

[dark3rbol]

The point is, it's random and spontaneous. It has no point, therefore it has a point.

[blahblahsonMD]

it cant have a point for not having a point.

it not having a point doesnt automatically give it a point, there fore dude that was bologna

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

Over analyze much?

[whoaDORKK]

... Creeped out.

[Lili7evans]

that pig mask scares me. especially cuz you can't see the eyes.

it's unbelievable how consistently disturbing and thought-provoking your stuff is. in our dull society, good job.

[OliviaGoth]

haha nice job boys

[waldron76]

It's the horse from Ryan Turns Into A Dog!

Awesome Video.

[dingohart4]

that was sooooo weird!!!

[DemonFishy5]

Does the horse like jazz?

[NoodlesBubblesBeans]

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Possibly, but personally I think it's more interested in Sugar cubes or maybe even CAKE.

[terrier136]

haha lol

[12194bcv]

so this video makes me paranoid.

haha i loove it! :D

[Futurefiction]

bit disturbing

[chuchongo06]

The horse reloaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRmagic11111]

haha that reminds me of the piggy mask on saw

[Gertrude49]

wtf? funny, though confusing.

[ch3zzybanana]

Okies...that was a tad weird...

[madylinn235]

hmmm.

[ThisIsMissLys]

honey, youre trying too hard. you do crazy best when its background theme-like.

[JACOB654951]

.....not the best work.....

[amplifyra91]

a little creepy

[NarutoSasukeAkatsuki]

wow.....0.0

[Wolfheart247]

nightmares.... O.O

[greendayrox489]

OMG that horse this is so scary XD

[AbysalFilms]

they hide horses in most of the vids!

[greendayrox489]

I know, whic video was it in most of it?

[AbysalFilms]

Ryan turns into a dog

[greendayrox489]

Right, thank you.

[randomguy10011]

lol random but really funny

[DonnntBeACoconut]

...you mean arbitrary.

[ZombieHenrik]

Brilliant.

[DonnntBeACoconut]

Ryan, your very odd.

(:

[Kraken812]

That was EEEEEERIE.

[kaorimaiko]

eh that was odd.

[SillyGirlAndrea]

hmmmm........ creeepy........

[ateicher]

YOU EAT LIKE A SWINE FLU VICTIM

[camrenishot1]

You're all officially back in your groove.

[xLeavingxMyxMarkx]

The horse head returns!!

[BrightLight143]

XDDD

[theotherjessica]

I like the Hagrid beard.

[Zalsia]

This video rearanged my digestive system in ways that I never thought possible... I guess that was the intended purpose.. or not? Maybe I should go see a doctor...

[rappingbagel]

xD

what the heck!?

[BobertPictures]

Bad Horse

[Sarahendipity]

SWIIIIINE FLUUUUUU

[themouseofevil]

HAHA!

[bigannieproduction]

*starts crying* Well...I quite enjoyed this one.

[rohiogerv22]

Lol, the horse is wearing the Jazz man suit! Awesome!

[Vicious516]

Coincidence...?

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

I THINK NOT! Clearly, this marks a conspiracy going so deep, the government is too close to the top to even know about it, and Ryan is telling the world through videos! The famous line, "You kids like jazz?" could be interpreted that kids is refering to baby goats, and though said in a question tone, taken as a statement. Given the baby goat and jazz are both symbolic, and then the horse with the suit finally tying it together, that could only mean...! HOLD ON RYAN, I'M ON MY WAY!!!

[TheCommentsGuys]

I think it was that the Jazz man after clearly being pissed off during the making of ''He wants more butt'' ventured away, but made an oath to himself get revenge on his former friends. He moved to live with other enemy of Roheljio studios. Jack White had since kicked Meg out and had designed a teleportation machine and they would both go to Mexico. But as the Jazz man was teleporting but the bull from the conquest video snuck in thus creating a helf horse half man beast. Because Man

+Bull=h---

[lvp20]

i have a head massager JUST LIKE THAT!, only it doubles as a festive octopus

and i bet the horse is part of a grand larger scheme that will later be revealed to all be interconnected and deep, like the prestige

[LMPPrincess]

HORSE HEAD!!!

[madison3993]

Eep. o-o

[YouSeeSaf]

AHH the horse is back

[semajkecyr]

the pig mask is so creepy!

[Anakuah93]

Wow... That was disturbing. S:

[SimmyXShimmy]

HORSE HORSE D: D: D: D: man he just keeps pooping up

[lunaontherun16]

Pooping or Popping?

XD

[SimmyXShimmy]

lmao i didnt even notice that xP

[TwistedLace]

...I love it.

[FallenLilGirl]

im scared