Quiet Ryan

[harrastelijakirurgi]

I'd fuck him (yes homo).

[10booboobear]

I dont see how he cud be that hot and not have crazy girls trying to capture him and keep him hostage. Well he probably does, i guess the girls jus keep failing

[misstyra85]

he wouldnt have to say a word with me!!!! just one look in my direction my panties would be off and i'd be ready to make some babies with him!!! yeahhhh ryannn ^_^

[Elfulus5]

That's a reason why I love him, Gosling's silences and smiles are so expressive :) what an actor

[genetichosting]

saving quite ryan

[ZombieZillah]

LOL

[zwans1979]

anyone know the song?

[Coltru2314]

@zwans1979 real hero by college

[stuporstar]

Should have been called 'Very Private Ryan'.

[AlexRejba]

You need to add the ending of "The Ides of March".

[osber042]

This is so funny. Ryan is my new hero!

[Larriisama]

he's so talented never mind he also looks incredibly good. perfect combo!

[Fitzy711]

I'd fuck him (no homo).

[Modestdust]

@Fitzy711 yes homo

[pulchritudinous7]

Ryan is quite the eye candy! (; It should be illegal to look that HOT!

[uberhorsey]

This is really quite a tribute to Ryan Gosling's acting abilities. I mean, it's not funny or anything, but it hits the nail on the head for the point they're trying to make.

[halflifeproductionz]

i like my woman like this. 

[Danshro]

1:04 XD

[tshearer7]

wonder if he does the dirty deed silently....

[jdcool038]

@00:40 whats up with his crooked eyes?

[C535916]

I can't even stay quiet for the full length of this vid.

[1intecrist]

The real life Gordon Freeman?

[cigggg]

Dead Man's Bones!

[BenCosford]

ryan gosling is my favorite actor

[DjHamHam411]

I love Ryan Gosling :3 he so cute! And when he does talk .... I loves him!

[PhillyBlunt6988]

Obviously you could do this with almost any actor/actress, so why this guy? lol

[vasimre42]

@PhillyBlunt6988 drive.

[pederemens]

just one thing; Dead Man's Bones.

And no, it's not post-rock.

[MissShortieDiva]

Mmmm

[jxs68]

@MisterDoodyHead i wouldnt worry about it too much it was a pretty bad idea

[MisterDoodyHead]

@jxs68 mine's better, you dope.

[prscrazy519]

what a hunk

[LadyHadar9]

I enjoyed watching.

[SiMpLeMeNtEaMaZiNg]

He is very pleasing to the eye ;)

[mrteemumilto]

Much like the geniouses at the sociology fraternitys parties.

[FoxNewzLies]

@mrteemumilto geniouses. Spellcheck anyone?

[Pj0tter]

I know his brother, Silent Bob.

[darrylx42]

What

[et720]

Are you people joking? You don't get it? Look at all of the terrible movies and movie "stars" that barely have any lines in their movies because they run the risk of ruining the movie if they speak, Jason Statham, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude, there are some more modern ones as well that I can't think of...this is obviously a parody of that.

[Jex134]

I don't know why but I suddenly love this song.

[ShankYouKindly]

press 7 slowly over and over...

[StrawB0ss]

is this supposed to be funny? i dont get it.

[GeraldBLazy]

@StrawB0ss I think this is the die part.

[StrawB0ss]

@GeraldBLazy i dont know what that means

[MisterDoodyHead]

@MisterDoodyHead (obviously, I meant "prove" instead of "proof." sorry. what can I tell ya', I'm high and still pretty steamed about getting ripped off)

[ZeroToleranceLT]

@MisterDoodyHead even if they did what r u gonna do retard

[MisterDoodyHead]

@ZeroToleranceLT your Mom.

[cesarneen]

@MisterDoodyHead you can 'proof' it?

[MisterDoodyHead]

@cesarneen could you be any fucking dumber?! doubt it. perhaps, now, you'll notice the correction DIRECTLY under it. lol @ you! schmuck.

[Quintonwantsgirls]

He has that "im thinking......im thinking" type of face

[mimesis6mime]

...........

[roberttylervillarrea]

theyre making fun of his new movie cause he says like two lines every 40 min

[wildbloodydragon]

"he's just nice to look at" lmfao

[Jex134]

I really don't know why, but I love this song. Its so mellow and soothing...

[silvestrisharks47]

so ture



[carstencd1986]

hey yet another "not so funny or die"...this time they actually came across as profound...not intentionally, but still...

[julianastar911]

He's so cute! Makes Canada Proud :) <3

[cyrusvyrus002]

...not gunna lie, this isnt a terrible idea for a movie if done correctly

[TheIrishjim]

i remember seeing this movie ...It toched me in my vocal chords

[DCEnigma]

This is way funnier if you've seen "drive"

[nexgenjdm]

Funny or Die.....Guess this one's Die



[Livitalion]

the thumbnail reminded me of patrick bateman in american psycho.

[FPSAnarchy]

reminds me of Gorfon Freeman in hl2

[SalmaSparkly69]

ryan gosling makes me wanna mellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllt O.o

[sennis1105]

i'm still in love with him >_>

[marz4584]

nice lightsaber :P

[MissTayzha]

Oh yeah! The abs!

[Daleilama5]

...

[rocketscience297]

i love him and his quiet personality<3

[Wiseguyzmoney]

Lmao

[thatschill777]

It's funny cause Drive was fucking horrible and he never spoke

[extremelyfatass]

@thatschill777 shut your vag lips

[thatschill777]

@extremelyfatass well bitch seeing as how I'm not a chick maybe you should get the sand out of your vagina fatass

[extremelyfatass]

@thatschill777 could you have a worse comeback? HAHAHA nerd you just repeat my insult and my username is just some shit I made up. In reality I'm jacked and get more pussy In a week than you ever will soooooo your a bitchass faggot. Umad bro?

[thatschill777]

@extremelyfatass lol nah but you clearly are...

[extremelyfatass]

@thatschill777 another stellar comeback sure you get all the pussy.

[thatschill777]

@extremelyfatass you're just embarrassing

[extremelyfatass]

@thatschill777 embarrassing you clearly

[InsertSexyFakeName]

@thatschill777 Drive is fucking legendary.

[thatschill777]

@InsertSexyFakeName lmao

[thatschill777]

@that1girl789 worst movie this year

[themoney4160]

lame,lame,lame,lame.gert

[01Lila10]

:/ He'll forever be known as Young Hercules to me <3

[nickfletcher022]

that song is the shit.!

[TheDead1ThatWatches]

wait...nic cage?! 1:00

[devyp2theizo]

i came here with the intent of not laughing... i failed :/

[ZeldaAndLinkz]

yummy <3 and yet funny haha (:

[laila046]

He's so hot.

[helpspb]

not sure what you were trying to say ...... but Ryan definitely is a king of non-verbal communication. who needs words.... i can tell what's on his mind :P

[jbcamprocklover]

@helpspb omg i know right!

[youfuckinsuck1000]

best part when we took off his shirt

[MrZinkle]

'wait 4 the sequel "saving quiet ryan"

[FoxNewzLies]

@MrZinkle LMAO..

[TheJuzMii]

THATS MY FUCKING HUSBAND!!!!! RYAN GOSLING UGHH!!!! I LOVE HIM

[tr4d3m4rk44]

Which is the movie where he looks like a serial rapist?

[cartooncritic]

what is the song

[trulsemann]

@cartooncritic College feat. Electric Youth - A Real Hero

[lover3301]

hes just sooo attractive (:

[aalaniva]

Drive fucking rocked

[cirretheman]

remember when they where funny, like the lanlord that was funny as hell, but i guess everything must come to an end

[punkfinder]

ive been inlove with ryan gosling since i was a kid..i first saw him on tv the young hercules..!

[Jex134]

Song: /watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

[jigsaw99]

breaker high 

[ninarox94]

how is this funny?

[Mendokusai99]

...

[Fluffymiyster]

It'd be funny during one of those driving scenes, the person in the passenger side looks at him and snaps, "I wish you'd fucking say something for once instead of just staring like a goddamn guppie!"

[InsertSexyFakeName]

@Fluffymiyster People in real life don't talk constantly, they are on an akward sort of date where they both don't really know what to say, the movie is made to make you feel the akwardness they are feeling.

[doorvesh]

he is just nice to look at

lol

[nonconformingascanbe]

looooool :p

[nakiestona]

love it!!

[DirtyMcferguson]

I thought his name was noah?

[Theaddapadda]

@DirtyMcferguson no thats his name in notebook

[dancinmachine16]

what exactly are you trying to say with this?

[McKewlBeanz]

i got a laugh out of it

[anthonyjohnston23]

Rowan Atkinson did this with Mr.Bean for a number of years...this is nothing! Made generations laugh without uttering a single word!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

Ryan obviously must have prepared himself for the movie, Drive by clicking on a clip of the original on Youtube, playing the PS2 game and watching Chyna's first porno.

[neilm21]

couldnt you do this with literally any actor

[wqnd]

@neilm21 if u watch any of his new movies you could probably watch his movie 3 times and remember all his lines like nothing

[abluebasilisk]

@neilm21 You've actually got a point...I seem to think you can...

[XxxChristineChaosxxX]

song in this video?

[fortunateizzi]

i just watched this for hot Ryan Gosling. Nothing funny about it, but that's ok ;)

[One777oto72ide]

die

[roly1991]

This is really movie buff humor.

[goodgirlxox95]

Funny or die sucks.

[POObumpoopo]

This is just not funny

[maeflower522]

I love him, Sexy Ass Mother Fucka!

[funincluded]

@maeflower522

but was it funny?

[RemoteDuck]

Remember this guy from Goosebumps! CANADIAN!

[superwiicrazy]

@RemoteDuck and from his first ever role in Are You Afraid Of The Dark

[WTHWTFWTB]

his left eye is lower then the right

[XxAnne22LovexX]

OMG that's the guy from notenook!! <3

[JDSproducitons]

I don't care if he doesn't talk a lot, I loved drive.

[toxicfear1]

ahhhh Drive and College great combo....

[mathnerd002]

DIE!!!!



[PeaceLoveMargy]

let me love you ryan gosling:)

[candygirl0406]

Quiet Ryan, let me lick your face!

[ClOwNyGrIn]

Gosling* <.<

[ClOwNyGrIn]

Lol I remember seeing Ryan Gossling in that evil camera episode of Goosebumps when he was like 16 xD

[mrfuzzer1]

The punchline that never came.

[joshuame505]

@mrfuzzer1

Punchline has blue balls?

[Jaxterminator12]

Is it sad that this could actually count as a movie nowadays?

[Stunrickrollownage]

lol

[srmax13]

anybody else have this song on their iPod?

[Jex134]

@srmax13 what's the name of it?

[davd1986]

Nuff said...

[SuperFly456]

Shut up, Ryan.

[23lexig]

He is nice to look at haha

[caretakercy]

name of song?

[ayannaflower]

Cot damn them abs

[kr1spness]

Yes!

[ChecKxThExKickS]

if she does not remeber when he was the small nerd in movies, she to young for you bro.

[TheMusicelLove16]

Like if you paused at 2:07 :)

[Epistinimically]

@TheMusicelLove16 i clicked on your comment and then paused the video to tell you that i didn't pause it but i guess that's no longer true.

[spenguinv3]

@Epistinimically Only an unintelligent person would spell unintelligent wrong? Furthermore, you cannot base someone's intelligence off the fact that they have an opinion. If you want to fan-boy/fan-girl the stupid Twilight movies; go ahead, but don't base someone's intelligence off the fact that they do not like the movie and are just stating their opinion.

[Epistinimically]

@spenguinv3 what?

[9htsky]

idiots dont compare him to twilight

[spenguinv3]

@9htsky Yes I agree, because he is way better than Twilight :p

[9htsky]

@spenguinv3 if they watched drive and his other stuff damn only an uniteligent man would compare him to twilight

[Brehserman]

I don't understand why this is posted in Funny Or Die AT ALL. Acting isn't all about words, yknow. And don't EVER compare Ryan Gosling to that douche from Twilight.

[MrTruckosaurusRex]

I would soooooo watch this

[hereslookinaukid]

who remembers this guy from Breaker high? come on fellow canucks...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shmazy21]

@hereslookinaukid haha!! right on!! totally forgot about that show! Ytv was the best! 

[superwiicrazy]

@hereslookinaukid YES! and from an episode of are you afraid of the dark

[BlimeyGames]

@hereslookinaukid Totally, Sean and Jimmy were my favorites :p

[Jex134]

Women find this attractive? The body I can understand, but his face just looks completely douchey.

[Iarsmartin]

@caretakercy College, Electric Youth - Real Hero

[KTard5]

Got to admit...I've got a bit of a man crush on him lmao. He's such a badass! Especially in Drive lol

[TaterThao]

Not funny but true... and this is coming from a straight dude.