FERN ROSENTHAL Takes on Age TRACEY ULLMAN

[sbgitana1]

"I have a corn that would tear a canvas shoe to ribbons"

[sbgitana1]

"I wouldn't even do that for my Harry, and he was the cleanest man on earth"

[sora5346]

"live bate business"

[christentze]

"Don't, Otto, please. I don't care for that noise."

hahaha. friggin brilliant writing and acting.

[janotosinnumeros]

1:21 I don't understand when he says "the.....¿what?... bussiness was very good to me" ..."alive bread bussinnes", that's what I hear

[msuniverse62]

they should post the scene where her a joby were talking about sex ! haha ...... "i'm all nice and clean with lotion , and you start to get the sweats and the smells from the armpits" ! lolllllllllllll post it pleassssssseeeeee!

[simvampire99]

My mom say's that her grandmother was like this character.

[oregonvidder]

The good looking Otto is played by legendary character actor Al Ruscio.

[klownpenisdotfart]

"Why do they always stop when they shtuo?" lolol classic!

[Eddieb715]

OH MY GAWD, MY FIANCE IS DEAD! funny shit, I love this woman. I hope I get to meet her one day.

[donpazer]

"You're much too young for me, and besides that you've got an inward facing condo over looking the dumpster !!!" LOL!

[bulabula80]

"paramedic to the lanai!!!" hahahahaha

thank you!

[eltooyo2]

Otto: Will you make me the happiest man on Earth?

Fern: Ugh, Otto! Please don't ask. I wouldn't even do that for my Harry and he was the cleanest man I ever knew.

Without question, one of the funniest lines ever written for television. I howled when it first aired and I quote it to this day. Kudos briansbro! 8D

[pomomatthew]

I have a corn on my foot that would cut a canvas shoe to ribbons!

[conflai]

I've gotta stop wearing so much jewelery to the pool.

[christentze]

"Sure, but don't expect me to give you a boost when you get up. These are strictly decorative."

hahahahahahahaha.

[71starboy]

Eh go ahead Otto but don expec me ta giv ya a hand when ye gotta get back up dough FERN FERN I LOVE FERN

[cateliper0114]

WHAT does she say in between the pumice stone and the ADD bit???

[IiIwing]

Chiropodists - oycch, whatta...(???)

[cateliper0114]

but what's 'chiropodists'??

[IiIwing]

A chiropodist is a podiatrist - she's saying something disparaging about foot doctors!?

[justinbluehall]

"Nurse or purse"

[cateliper0114]

really, why DO they always stop when they schtup??? LOL

[rsslvscff]

I love Fern!!!

[kalindoscopy]

"Paramedic to the lanai! Paramedic to the lanai!"

[nedasilyah]

She is the best!!!

[ValleyGyrlTV]

Tracy Ullman is GENIUS! This woman is great! "Oh my GAWD my fiancee is DEAD" LOL

[mookeee06]

this is my favorite show of all time!

[Karl4242]

Tracey is simply BRILLIANT!!! Bring her show back!!!