Danish language is falling appart

[Norskmannj]

best troll deliverd to denmark ;D



[socdk]

Oh dear god, some of you retards actually think this is Danish? Dumbasses

[Jethromcsheepherder]

I'm Danish Canadian, but I speak French and English, and my father spoke more Fin than Danish. When he came here the town had several Finlanders, no Danes, so I guess he spoke their tongue and slowly lost his. Sad, I'd love to have learned the language of my heritage.

[12345678909269]

Förlåt men kan en dansk person förstå vad dom här två säger? jag förstog "spis-neger"

[buchholz45]

i'm a little danish and i have friends that teach me danish

[fsbfsbfsbfsbfsbfsb]

@qqq7913 "Vi forstår hinanden, ikke?" makes perfect sense in Danish.

[EdinSumar]

@qqq7913 Den joke fløj lige over hovedet på dig, ikke? Pointen med "VI FORSTÅR HINANDEN IKKE?" var et panisk forsøg på at skabe en dialog, ikke et udsagn.

[alexriveronava]

gærs god !

ehm ehm

god is gær det!

jeg ska siger lidt sol skinder lige om stundom

:P

Lyder som om han vil sige : god går det

jeg skal sige solen skinder dejligt for tiden

[reykjavik79]

YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING DANISH PILE OF SHIT, I WAS FORCED TO LEARN THIS WHORE OF A LANGUAGE FOR 8 YEARS IN SCHOOL, HOW FUCKING USELESS WASTE OF MY TIME ? GREETINGS FROM ICELAND YOU FUCKING POTATO TALKING ASSHOLES.

[mariakyvsgaard]

@reykjavik79 let me get this straight.. you're actually blaming danes, that you had to learn danish? wow.

[TheDaugberg]

@reykjavik79 Grab a beer dude... chill



[FcK2420]

@reykjavik79 Maybe you should talk to your own government not ours.........

I really do believe that your country makes their own laws....

[FantaGrisen]

haha so funny! :D

but true.. as the dane I am, I forget and/or say something messed up on daily basis :P it's kinda sad :)

[FcK2420]

they arn't speaking danish. i dont get it.

[JohnSmithTheSecond]

@FcK2420 you won't unless your norwegian or swedish

[lPheenixl]

I am Danish, and don't quite understand this.

Is it simply showing that Norwegians perceive Danish as a confusing language, or are there more details?

[spancer87]

@lPheenixl It's just the way you pronounce the words.. We have many Danish doctors here in Norway, and quite a few are impossible to understand... But this video is an exaggeration.. but still funny=)

[hermanessences]

@spancer87 So true!! Hahah, waaay too many Danish doctors, impossible to understand.. And why can't they speak just English instead? They have to accept that Danish is quite difficult for us to get...

[nemetroid]

@lPheenixl it *is* actual danish? (except the made up words, of course)

[swan83]

@nemetroid no. im danish and i dont understand anything in this video. and i dont get the point.

[JohnSmithTheSecond]

@swan83 that's because you're danish

[FcK2420]

@nemetroid

I think the language they are speaking in the video is how Danish sounds to Norwegians.

More so how they perceive our language?

So danish sounds to norwegians like what they are speaking in the video except its not danish. Its just "sorta" danish sounds for the ears of norwegians.

They are exaggerating the "sorta sounds" of the danish language. Like when somebody tries to speak arabic and just goes alalrarharjrhahrla.

Thats not arabic thats the sounds of arabic to a foreigner ;)

[starsincsoyer]

@FcK2420 actually , tha is how danish people sound, oh bummer

[FcK2420]

@starsincsoyer Im danish i should know lol?

[rodley25]

bit like a southern English bloke going into a Scottish shop. They have completely different words for everything, or if they dont, they make it sound like a different word!!

[lolucoca]

hahah, this is so funny :D

[2r3illi0n]

dette er uberrofl

[VesslanX]

Dude, how can you say that when not even the danish people understand each other, lol

[Sp150880]

Denmark 4 the win!!

[Blaahvalen92]

YEAH!!!

[vkeiftw]

i believe this is just to show how danish can sound for us norwegians. i really think its this hard too understand what danish people says ; p

[pobanmanu]

Ina rosdel said so, SO i believe that der is not a word KAMELLÅSÅ.

[Kalvis1]

I have a nice English accent, even though i'm danish.. And i hate the stupid danish accent that our minister speaks.. damn him.. shame shame shame..

[TehMastere]

Some danish can acctualy speak clear english, its just our minister and journalists that can't ;P and our queen ^^

[princessfrosting]

this is just great, i speak both swedish and danish, but gosh this is just so funny

[Jabbizz]

kaamelåså

[awfulguitarplucker]

but, just a question, does "kamellasa" would have a, even the most remote possible, trace of meaning in some way? or it's TOTALLY sensless in danish?

[InaRosdal]

Doesn't make any sense to me, and I am a Dane x)

[fighterfool]

true,true XD

[jabbadabb]

When I speak to danish people and they reply in danish I dont understand shit.... but they understand what I am saying to them in swedish... Nice people but fucked up language ;-)

[alexriveronava]

@jabbadabb hahahaha

jag är danske och kommer at jobba i Stockholm. Skall komma ihåg detta :P

[fighterfool]

hahaha im norwegian i think its the Team Antonsen show its so good

[kevinkontrol]

who are these norwegian dudes ?what ´s the name of their show ?

[Jabbizz]

their show is called "åpen post"

[norwenglish]

i might be mistaken, but was it not "uti vår hage"?

[Jabbizz]

yea i forgot

[fluxboxdotdk]

LOL

[groentsagsarmen]

det her er så genialt!!!! "I dont know what kamaläsä is, so i just gave him some tape-rest" lol

[vanefreja]

Stupid norwegiams. hæhæhhæh...like this:)

[lomas08]

Kamelaasa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA :D:D:D:D

[Marcandeve]

its.... XD GENIOUS lol!!!

[listiss]

hahahahha so funny

[madbird123]

kamelåså ;D

herleg film :)

[nath21650]

very funny lol

[CaramelAfrique]

this is hilarious and pure genius

[OfyVonTease]

Haha. Kamelaasa!

[Stepcock]

lol?

[brendsikker]

love it, that's all I have to say<3

[SeigneurDeTemps]

This is hilarious!

[NorwegianBastard]

This is actually quite funny xD I like sarcasm ;)