Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula - by Peter Chimaera

[FreeSpiritAnime]

This must be what the essays i write for spanish sound like.

[linkdude240]

Turning on closed captioning gives... interesting results

[RioEllington]

Beautiful.

[MrJohnDoe2525]

is the narrarator scandinavian or from translevania cuz it sounds like it

[keffypoo]

@MrJohnDoe2525 Hello, geography.

[jedihunter176]

John freeman was one day an office

[dermotmacflann]

Pacula.

[legomovieman94]

"NO! THAT IS NOT MAKE SENSE!"

Dracula isn't the only one thinking that.

[Geoxile]

Wait, isn't that Simon? Didn't Simon already get killed by Dante? Fucking a, I didn't think there could be a flaw like this, CHIMAERA YUO HAVE FAILED US

[Spriteniz]

Damnit, they took down darcula.ytmnd.com :(

That's where I used to listen to this reading of Peter's review of the game.

Basically, it was this video minus the music.

[david419224]

what was 1:06?

[FappingFury]

@david419224

I like to leave it up to the interpretation of the viewer

[david419224]

@FappingFury so was that a game?

[FappingFury]

@david419224

I also like to leave that up to the interpretation of the viewer

[david419224]

@FappingFury ok you could just not respond or say you don't know but thanks for responding i guess.

[FappingFury]

@david419224

what are you wearing

[david419224]

@FappingFury um... ok ripped knee jeans and a purple shirt Y

[FappingFury]

@david419224

can you take off the shirt

[david419224]

@FappingFury i can but won't

[FappingFury]

@david419224

it's okay take your time

[david419224]

@FappingFury ok it accord to me that you are hitting on me or we are having a comment fight thing so just for clarification witch on is this?

[FappingFury]

@david419224

Both, I want angry sex

[david419224]

@FappingFury so are you into castlvania because I've played and beaten the original 3, super castlvania 4, bloodlines, dracula x, sotn, the the two n64, games aria of sorrow, and i'm in the middle of playing harmony of dissonance.

[FappingFury]

@david419224

WOAH I didn't ask for your LIFE STORY, heck

[david419224]

@FappingFury well i just wanted to change the subject from sex and i beat harmony of dissonance just before checking this.

[FappingFury]

@david419224

take off your pants

[david419224]

@FappingFury damn it!!! and no.

[DavisDouchetown]

this guy should do more of peter chimaera's fan fics

[FlashFire20]

Oh lol. Even better than announcing your move name: "WHIP AGAIN!" 1:48

[Izayoiaki24]

That is not make sense indeed, Pac-ula.

[rinoz47]

1:47 Chimaera in a nutshell.

[Roughneck152]

Thank god Richter is here to safe the village from the husband that lumbers in the forest.

[BlackZero98]

die, monster

mankind ill needs a pacman such as you

[MissJocelynne]

lol spaghetti cat!

[omarsattack]

I laughed so much, you just represented everything EXACTLY as it was written

[Lucykinz96]

this si so beuatiufl i cried one tear

[crazypuppypoker]

"DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"

nobody does.

[MasterZebulin]

Why does this guy sound similar to a certain narrator for a show about a certain tank engine?

[FappingFury]

@MasterZebulin

i guess robots really can love

[MasterZebulin]

@FappingFury ...Wha??

[anaktis]

"No that is not make sense!"

For once, I agree with Dracula.

[itachifan1243]

Pac-ula (See what I did there? lolz I eez ceever!) was right...It DOESN'T make sense...XD

[FappingFury]

@itachifan1243

YOU MIXED PAC MAN AND DRACULA

[itachifan1243]

@FappingFury OHMYGOSH HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[FappingFury]

@itachifan1243

ಠ◡ಠ

[lightningthehamster]

lol i love this XD

[Msdcc]

orh

[druha10304]

further my lony crystal has enough energy to power most medium sized homes.

thank you.

bitches.

[c9875]

Best looking Dracula ever.

[Gunderson002]

"No that is not make sense."

^ Best non-sequitur ever.

[KremlinH]

LOL EPIC ENDING

[EnkerZero]

Pure poetry.

Never before have I seen such a beautiful group of words in anything prior.

Konami writers should take examples from oh-so brilliant fanfic writers such as the great Peter Chimaera.

[CKtheFat]

Sphagetti cat cat cat cat cat, sphagetti cat cat cat cat cat...

[TheCroco99]

Where is Richter's wife Annette in this story....has she *gasp* died of the skick too?!

[ZephyrHikari]

What a terrible night for a curse.

[redrum0127]

castlevagina

[MightyKombat]

Don't the Belmonts have enough problems with ONE Drac. Now there are Ten of them. Wow.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

@MightyKombat Where's that time-travel magic that almost gave us Castlevania: Resurrection? Let's get Simon, Richter, Alucard, Maria, Trevor, Sypha, Grant, Christopher, Sonia, Victor, Desmond, Julius, Carrie, Reinhardt, John, Eric, Jonathan, Charlotte, Cornell, Henry, Vincent, Yoko, and Hammer together.

And when they're done beating all ten Dracula, then Juese Belmont can use his spatula to make pancakes for all of them!!

[envysfan]

@GlennMagusHarvey what about soma cruz?

[ildivo4000]

jajajajajaja chido video happy end XD

[Mesarphelous]

Vegeta

[Medimorpha]

LOL reminds me of all the spelling mistakes and nonsensical dialogue in the earlier Castlevania games XDDD

[RCDeschene]

Um... What? O_o

[fman40000]

Ten Dracula came and eated animals all over the forest.

[DustBloodv1]

i wanna know whatz the sad end

[LareBearProductions]

I like this. Makes you want to watch it over and over.

[TKA001]

The Richter Belmont is a snappy dresser. You can tell he's a gentleman.

[LarimerFilms]

1:48

My feelings about all of this guy's work.

[Urmean15]

Ricten gasp "It is teh powerful!"

[alittlewrm]

im so glad

[Rhoten666]

lol search for skick killed my son its MUCH better.

[BlightedSkiez]

i just searched it and watched it, it sucks, he reads all the shit wrong to the point where it's not even funny and all those fags laughing and making bad jokes ruin it way more.

[Rhoten666]

better than this trash

[BlightedSkiez]

lol you call it trash like there's supposed to be something classy about a funny ass flash video made for a fanfic written by a complete retard.

tl;dr: you're stupid gtfo.

[Michelle2815CV]

that must be why the Belmonts disappeared in the 19th Century. Nice job making me laugh like crazy and then suddenly turn 180 degress into making me sob. 100/100

[TawmDee]

the audio is stolen from my ytmnd page, at least credit me for the audio.

[FappingFury]

If you're serious and not joking, read the video description. Again if you are serious note I couldn't find your name or contact details.

[TawmDee]

i'm serious. i'm a bit drunk and didn't notice the narrative credit. just credit it as TawmDee, it's my profile on ytmnd anyway.

hilarious video by the way i approve either way

[FappingFury]

Nice, thanks. Cred added.

[heisanevilgenius]

Haha! I love it! Thanks so much. :D

[EterniaWolf]

This is teh awesomeness videeo! XD

5/5!

[LOLKyuubiXD]

dis wins mah subscriptions

[narthic]

Dude this is like..one of my friends favorite video. We quote it constantly. <33333

[drumfreakx]

oh man you should totally do some bojak stories. this was amazing

[MegaTrollEX]

10/10

Watched it twice.

BUT ONLY TWICE

[PrincessGlock]

YES, I SAW SPAGHETTI CAT

[nubnub]

good vid, i accidentally rated it 2/5 i really meant 5/5. sorry......

[FappingFury]

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[nubnub]

there, i rated it 5/5

[sheikah23]

OMFG words not capaibbibble of deecribe teh win involved in this movei

[qwertine]

Nice !! I hope to see more !! 5/5 *****

[SOLIDTIMOTEI]

:'c

[FappingFury]

dunt do dis 2 mei chad

[SOLIDTIMOTEI]

IM DOIN THIS

[Polokin]

Chad would've done better :V

Also lol@AllByMyself

[WITYWANKA]

NO. British accents actually fits when we are talking about castlevania.

[SOLIDTIMOTEI]

not when the voice is shrill and faggoty

[WITYWANKA]

STOP WHINING CHAD. you can do better than this :V

[SOLIDTIMOTEI]

NOP