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  • HAPPY DARWIN DAY!

    

  • Am I really going to take offense from a bunch of ridiculous youtube quotes? NO, but seriously can we be a little more mature and accept people for what they beleive and stop being so supercilious? 

  • okay now I know B. Poindexter (horrible "HOT HOT HOT!!!") is in the NYDs. Isn't he dead?

    BTW NYDs' best song !!

  • 16 people fling shit at each other, and SWEAR they're not from Monkeys.

  • The best comeback album I've heard from any rock band.

  • uhm, okay then. mysteryseeker sent me.

    

  • animation is awful but still a fun video

  • <3

  • This is awesome!

  • going to see them!!!

  • gonna see em with motley crue and poison..its gonna be glamapalooza

  • This song is so damn True!!

  • LOL.

    1:32 Planet Of The Apes reference. And guys (EyerBreedMedia & maelfesh3) quit talking about religion and politics. Just listen to this bitchin' ass song. New York Dolls are awesome.

  • They should put this song in a THPS game.

  • Bitchin'

  • and i though this was a song from  time splitters 3 future perfect :(

  • What the fuck are you guys talking about?

  • What the fuck are you guys talking about?

  • at least there no in heels

  • I give you free will, but if you exercise it, I will cast you into a lake of fire to burn for eternity. Thanks Dad. I'm moving out.

  • You guys rocked Lupo's in '06 !

  • Much much better, original and funky. Verrrry Money/

  • Lenin, Mao & Hitler were all atheists. They not only subscribed to Darwin's theory they forced it upon the world. Great job guys! Collectively murdering more people than all the other religions combined. Woo Hoo! Let's hear your jungle screeches now;p

  • @MELLSBAD

    no dude religion or god definitely has edged mao hitler and stalin by a longshot+famine and disease thrown in for good measure. you should really get your facts straight before posting something stupid like that !

  • @maelfesh3 OK tell me your facts smart guy. Hitler's regime killed 40,000,000. Stalin 20,000,000. Russian Civil War 9,000,000. Chinese Civli War 2,500,000. Mao 40,000,000. North Korean Communist Regime 3,000,000. Cambodia, Khmer Rouge 1,650,000. Now if, & only if you believe in a god or gods, can you blame all deaths on said god or gods. In which case god/ gods allowed every last being to die in one fashion or another. If you do not believe in god or gods then you fail in collosal fashion.

  • @MELLSBAD Mao 70-80 mil so don't shortchange yourself hitler 30 and staling 30 each respectively.

    dude your basically counting numbers that are recent.don't be stupid and think that I don not beleive in God.I just don't beleive in religion which would be different from spirituality.....

    if you really want me to begin assessing numbers I guess I could do it but it sorta isn't worth the effort,I know I am correct bud.

  • @maelfesh3 never killed anyone but have seen a few die being a first responder. Those big numbers seem meaningless w/o the context of being there or knowing the victims.

    I suspect that the motives of the masses differ greatly from the motives of the politicians that start wars throughout our history.

    You see it your way & I see it mine. No matter the dead are still dead.

  • @maelfesh3 Actually Stalin killed A LOT more people than Hitler did. He actually killed 3 times more. So how do you "know" your correct. Your actually quite wrong. So in reality you "think" your right. So for your bud. I give you a big FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!

  • @EyerBreedMedia

    Hey were you there and did you witness the numbers?

    The count starts at 20 mil but reportedy as high as 70+ who knows how many died because of that scumbag.I don't need a history lesson from you,or being called a failure.I know I am correct because I have met many people who lived through it, so fuck you and your ignorant condescending attitude.Missed the whole point you did so= bigger FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!! you loser.No way christianity purged 200 mil

  • @MELLSBAD more people murdered by mao, hitler and stalin than any religion? get your facts straight... christianity killed at least 200mln during it's 1500+ year reign;]

  • @kangurzysty Just How Many People Has Religion Killed?

    A popular urban legend that I've often heard is that religion has killed more people than anything else, so the world would be a lot more peaceful place were it not for religion. The top three largest examples are thought to be the Crusades of the Middle Ages, the Spanish Inquisition, and the burning of witches. Scholars estimate that the Crusades of the middle ages cost from 58,000 to 133,000 lives.

  • @MELLSBAD The most realistic figure for the Spanish Inquisition puts the total killed from AD1480 to AD1808 at up to 31,912. Finally, records indicate that the number of witches killed may be over 30,000. Some argue that records don't tell everything and suggest that maybe even 100,000 were killed.

  • @MELLSBAD These three events, totaling over 264,000 killed, are thought to be the largest atrocities perpetrated by one or another form of Christendom. As we shall shortly see, however, they pale into insignificance in comparison to the consequences of atheism.

  • @MELLSBAD There are two points to make by way of response. The first point can be made by asking the question, "Are these activities consistent with what Jesus taught?" Most people with even an elementary knowledge of Christ will admit that such killing is inconsistent with His teachings. People often try to justify their hatred, actions, and even killing by appealing to whatever is held in high regard by the population.

  • @MELLSBAD It follows that if Christianity is or was held in high regard by populations, that certain people with the power to carry out atrocities would attempt to justify them in the name of Christianity. It is a simple-minded person indeed who reasons, "Joe claims he is a Christian--Joe committed an atrocity in the name of Christianity--therefore Christianity promotes atrocities."

  • @MELLSBAD The Bible states that the person who says he loves God, but hates his brother, is a liar. There are many people through history that have done horrible things in the name of Christianity, but Jesus' words, "you will know them by their fruit" tell the real story regarding their love for God and whether they follow the commands of Jesus Christ.

  • @MELLSBAD The second point to make is that, yes, people who claim to love God do kill, but nowhere near to the extent that the lack of religion does. According to University of Hawaii political scientist Rudolph J. Rummel,1 the total number killed in all of human history is estimated to be about 284,638,000. Of that number, 151,491,000 were killed during the past 100 years. The single largest killer in all of human history is, by far, atheistic Communism with a total of 110,000,000 .

  • @MELLSBAD over 1/3 of all people ever killed! If we add to that number just two other regimes where religion of any sort was strongly discouraged, Nazi Germany and Nationalist China, the number rises to 141,160,000. Almost 50% of all the killings in human history were committed in the past 100 years by regimes that either actively promoted atheism or strongly discouraged religion.

  • @MELLSBAD We have not considered the over one billion abortions, where Christianity seems to be particularly unwelcome. When the murders of history are tallied up, it is very clear that atheism is the most dangerous philosophy ever embraced by humanity. The most effective restraint on mankind's inherently evil tendencies is faith in God through Jesus Christ, a faith that actually follows the teachings and commands of Jesus Christ as a daily way of life.

  • @MELLSBAD Extremist ideology, not atheism is responsible for violence and mass murder etc. There is no such thing as "violence in the name of atheism" because atheism isn't a belief in anything, so there' nothing to fight for. Superstition and religious ideology are the reasons for violence most of the time in this world.

  • @Offspringfan64 Leaders that claim violence in the name of this God or that do so only as a pretext to claim money, power what have you.

  • @Offspringfan64 SATAN is the reason for violence, its cute that you.....think you are a semantic- wizard,but ....thatswhat satanis so..........

  • @udohood In today's world of increased understanding of the very things that religions based their right to exist in we find that religions have to modernize themselves to maintain an any hope of appearing valid and socially significant We find that a "devil" figure is less and less useful, the social evolution of monotheistic religion requires his diminished role because your god is is both omnipotent and all-knowing. Satan mattered in 30BC when we were more ignorant. Not as much now

  • @MELLSBAD So, why are the vast majority of murderers in the United States Christians? Why are convicted felons over 99% believers (in the US) while less than 95% of the general population is? Why do states with the highest proportion of Christians have the highest divorce rate, and those with the highest proportion of atheists the lowest

    It looks to me as if we atheists keep our vows and our morals better than you Christians.

  • @sporkfighter Wow you got me with those sweet figures. Why not say 199% of the population is atheist. Just as believable.

  • @sporkfighter "83 percent of Americans claim to belong to a religious denomination, 40 percent claim to attend services nearly every week or more, and 58 percent claim to pray at least weekly." Robert D. Putnam and David E Campbell, American Grace: How Religion Divides and Unites Us (2010)

  • @MELLSBAD If you believe that Jesus is god and god never changes AND he never makes mistakes, then yeah, Jesus is one evil dude lol. His father basically told Isrealites to rape women and kill men and male children! That's pretty fucking evil if you believe in evil lol. :D

  • @kangurzysty The word fact can refer to verified information about past or present circumstances or events which are presented as objective reality. In science, it means a provable concept.

    A common rhetorical cliché states, "History is written by the winners". This phrase suggests but does not examine the use of facts in the writing of history

  • @kangurzysty E. H. Carr in his 1961 volume, What is History?, argues that the inherent biases from the gathering of facts makes the objective truth of any historical perspective idealistic and impossible. Facts are, "like fish in the Ocean," of which we may only happen to catch a few, only an indication of what is below the surface. Even a dragnet cannot tell us for certain what it would be like to live below the Ocean's surface.

  • @kangurzysty Even if we do not discard any facts (or fish) presented, we will always miss the majority; the site of our fishing, the methods undertaken, the weather and even luck play a vital role in what we will catch. Additionally, the composition of history is inevitably made up by the compilation of many different bias of fact finding - all compounded over time.

  • @MELLSBAD the fact is we were once fish.

  • @MELLSBAD Religion was created by people who were scared of death, and wanted to find meaning in there lives. The sad thing is, that you'll never be able to know that you're wrong about heaven and hell, because once you're dead, you're dead.

  • @moogandi Where did the first living cell on earth come from? Why can't modern science make something living from organic materials?

  • 14 people are uneducated bible thumpers

  • I wanna be a monkey now.

  • i just randomly thought up this i didn't think "dance like a monkey" was an acutallyl song =O

  • despite what the trolls say, I still believe in Creation (not ONLY just the band). I still think this song rocks and this video is hilarious.

  • The FSM teaches us tolerance on other religions, so I dont deny the existence of the pink invisible Unicorn, Cuthulhu and Raptor Jesus.

    But the whole Story about that Zombie that walked over water 2000 years ago just seems too unlikely to me. : /

  • Creationism will die within a few decades (hopefully). Maybe a little faster if they showed this video in schools.

  • Ramen 

  • ohh gran monesvol tu poder no tiene lim ites

  • I am sorry Jt JN and AK for what they are doing to your band!

  • yeah!

  • @KatherineAllenGray I believe in emptyness, this is my only god

  • EPIC

  • The New York Doll's r my missing f'king link!

  • laughed so hard at this NW YORK FOREVER MOTHER FUCKER!"!

  • @KatherineAllenGray There is a spagetti monster, all you have to do is give me some spagetti. I was that little kid with that bowl of spagetti on this head. So when ever I get spagetti I turn into a monster. And if the pink unicorn is invisable, who do you know its' pink?

  • @aerowayne1 You do know that if you don't make the proper sacrafices that CTHULLU will not consume you first, right? I'm worried for you. I've already done my part and I'll be the first of the first before time when it is time to begin being one with the great CTHULLU. Well that or I'll end up elder god poo.

  • @GrigoriZhukov WOW, PLEASE SAVE ME, i DON'T WANT TO BE POO.

  • @aerowayne1 You must save your self, study the teachings of the sage Lovecraft.

  • @GrigoriZhukov I would rather be POO then.

  • @aerowayne1 Fine a new recruit! I shall name you NUMBER POO! You will naturally begin showing devotion by dyeing all hair on your body honey god and wear nothing but a Red polo style shirt at all times.

  • @GrigoriZhukov I all ready POO.

  • @aerowayne1 Yes but do you FLING the poo? Hmmm? It would be a good start in an effort to find favour with CTHULLU. From there I suggest some nice procedures outlined in the Necromicon for a start. From there you need to do your own research to finding ways to appease and find favour with CTHULLU.

  • @GrigoriZhukov I FLING POO AT cthullu AND HE FLAVORS IT.

  • @aerowayne1 That's a nice start.

  • HAHAHA! This is fucking great! Love these rock music videos with animation, like Motley Crue's Hell on High Heels. In the immortal words of Brad Pitt, "We're all monkeys."

  • why is everyone hating on religion you can believe in a higher being and science

  • @ihatechili haiting doesnt go against religion, it goes against creationism

  • @DerOrk ok i said hating on religion people are hating on religion, so...why hate on it if your not against it?

  • Hermosa cancion!

  • I know your comment is a year old, and I have no idea what the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Invisible Pink Unicorn are, but all I wanna say is FUCK YES!!

  • holaaa monkey...

    greats video...

  • dance like a monkey dance like a monkey!!

  • Well, it has Darwin, monkeys, and references to the scopes trial and the current "intelligent" design.

  • Darwin would totally rock out to this.

  • Happy Monkey to all!

  • Happy Monkey!

    Happy Newtonmas!

  • Happy Monkey, fellow primates :)

  • Happy Monkey all!

  • Happy Monkey! to you too, curriejean! *Knowingly winks*

  • HAPPY MONKEY! :D

  • Greetings to my Pastafari brothers. Thank you for your infinite wisdom, Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Ramen.

  • Greetings.

    I'm so excited for the next september 19th.

    spaghetti be with you.

  • Do you guys remember when evolution didn't happen? I do.

  • hanuman makes an appearance in punk!!!!

  • ok... rofl trippy

  • heheheh 2:23

  • Man i lovew the New York Dolls. Nikki Sixx is cool to.

  • 2:24  LOOL XD

  • Flying spaghetti and meatballs? That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

  • Ya, look up the flying spaghetti monster in google. It actually is quite a funny satire of religion as a whole.

  • The chick in the video reminds me of this chick I know named Lauren! She's got a cute face, though a modest dresser.

  • Wow. I just realized that David could be an excellent stand-in for Bender on Futurama. They sound a lot alike.

  • FSM!!!! w00t!!

    I didnt see the invisible pink unicorn though.

  • Thats cause he's INVISIBLE.

    DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

    (The duh was sarcastic)

  • Evolution rocks!!!

  • lets not leave out Russles' Teapot!!

  • wwapd

  • Flying Spagetti Monster is a fact... LoL

  • 2:46 :-D

  • Great,regards from ARGENTINAAAAAAAA

    look my videos of my band of Rock n Roll influenciado por los New York Dolls

    El Club de Marilyn

  • xD THe flying spaghetti monster

    great song

  • OMG this is funny as hell

    Any1 who don't like it has no sense of humor

  • I mean MONKEY BITCHES!

  • creationism MY ASS! Dance like a Fuckin` Monket Beoooch!

  • 2.23 FTW!

  • There is nothing I do not like about this song OR this video. The Dolls rock. End of.

  • you mean god did not create us?? say it ain't so!!!! wheeeeeeee

  • ramen?! lol.. sometimes the comments are funnier than the vid itself... yay fsm..! hurray...

  • And a happy new bowl.

  • pastafari!

  • Pastafarian for life.

    R'amen to you all.

  • Oh my noddityyy,, RAMEN!!!

    long live to fsm

  • Hurray FSM

  • ramen!

    is it ramen in english? (im from ger)

  • it's the same because the original word is japanese, so it stays at it is ^^

  • but it's a soup, and the german food "weißwurst" is in english Bavarian veal sausage so...

    but thanks for information

  • ja aber wir sagen auch eher ramen als japanische nudelsuppe, oder? ^^

    btw ich mag weißwurst nicht so arg :D

  • @2:24 there is the Flying Spaghetti Monster :D

    Haha can't stop laughin :D

  • hahah love it!

  • I didn't know Bender from Futurama was also the lead singer of the new New York Dolls...

  • huh? whats that suppose ta mean?

  • It's supposed to be a joke.  Sheesh.

  • i know that, but i didnt get it.

    sorry if i sounded mean, i didnt mean to.

  • He's not, but have fun with that.

  • Actually.......maybe David Johansen is actually a Bending Unit robot and NOT a monkey.

    May you be touched by his noodly appendage!!

  • Ramen!

  • Ramen!

  • RAMEN!!!

  • Great song. :)

  • Ramen!!! He is present!!!

  • Praise the flying spaghetti monster!

    Ramen!

  • I love the song and the FSM :D

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster ^^

    GREAT!!!

    I like the Song =)

  • ramen.

  • RAmen!

  • Ramen! FSM 4 life^^ grretz from germ^^

  • I was attacked by cheese and spiders.

  • RAmen!

  • what does RAmen mean?

  • From Wikipedia:

    It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a type of noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

  • You don't get it? The Flying Spaghetti Monster? "Ramen" is the FSM's equivalent of 'amen.' Like the noodle makers.

  • Yes.

  • FSM

  • Ramen !

    Noodly greetings from Germany

  • crap!

  • Ramen!

  • RAmen!

  • may his noodly appendage bless you and yours. RAmen!

  • may his noodly apendage bless you and yours. RAmen

  • RAmen.

  • may his noodly apendage bless you and yours. RAmen

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster is in my stomach! Ah ha ha, I have just toppled an age-old deity.

  • woooooooooooooooo i luv this! even though this video was probably low budget it is very good!

  • lol 1:16 Yes monkey, keep poking that ass. lol. FSM!