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  • something tellings me he had a strong boner thats why he was happy at all :P !!

  • 1:38 and you let her go why?

    nothing you show here would work in real life

    but ok at least you get to choke her

  • @TheSUBGAMER

    I don't know, if she were relentlessly striking at his throat in a standard orthodox boxing stance I think that would probably weaken his grip... if you've ever been punched directly in the throat you'd know how fucking terrible it is.

  • @AtheistMonster lol retard watch the video then comment

    peace

  • @TheSUBGAMER

    "LOL RETARD" You made a general statement. -.-

    Sit the fuck down.

  • 01:38 won´t work.

  • The problem with the second technique is that most of the time the person won't let go. If he falls he will take you with him and you'll have to battle it out on the ground. I'm not saying it's a bad technique. Not doing anything is bad.

  • Damm..you guys talk as if your attacker would be someone who is skilled at fighting. any norm people with no knowledge of fighting, this should work on.

    It's more likely that your attacker wont be able to fight. For gods sake there just

    stupid crimenals not mma or ufc fighters.

  • why would you let go of a rear naked ! you are falling to the ground ! this is where the rear naked choke is most effective! p.s. before people start bashing me and saying i dont know what im talking about i am an amateur mma fighter ,black belt in aikido,kenpo and very well trained in jujitsu

  • @enotsfreak

    Mate, the way the video shows is that even if you do take it to the ground you'd be at the disadvantage if you keep the hold. All it would be is a frontward choke to someone having side-control on you, leaving your ribs wide open for a good elbow stab/strike immediately. (Note: A woman could also strike a man's genitals before you could assume a defense.)

    That being said, look into more Judo throws for your MMA technique. Judo and Jujitsu mix very well in the cage.

  • @toxicdishsoap im sorry but they was this is shown (same as aikido) if you hold on to the choke it will break their neck because of the body position.

  • Ah the good ol' strike to acupuncture point CV22. Doesn't matter if they're a 300lb bouncer, if you strike this point with your fingers with minimal/medium strength, I guarantee you they will go down. Tai Chi has many strikes to this point.

  • Who would dislike a video as friendly and helpful as this?

    A surprising amount of people.

  • Last move: what if he keeps a hold of her and (assuming she has the strength to force him over) and drags her down onto the floor?

    Remember the size/strength disparity, a woman that small fighting a man-of-average-build it like a man-of-average-build fighting Mike Tyson in his prime!

  • @Treblaine It's the natural tendency for the body to keep balance. Unless the person is highly trained, once you lose balance and start falling towards the floor, the hands will come down, reflex. The video is just a demo and doing it slowly too. They have this same move in Aikido. When done with nice technique (perfectly leveraging yourself) and with full strength of your waist and core, the attacker's feet will fly up and they will be literally tossed behind you.

  • @mamba109 except I've seen in practice that doesn't happen. They wouldn't be falling if they are already holding onto something, the woman's throat. I've seen these throws they DO NOT let go of the chock hold even if the floor disappears from under their feet.

    And all these seem totally unsuited for great size disparity. You need to have moves that the average guy could use on a heavyweight boxer, that's the size/strength disparity average women and men.

  • With my 75kg I managed to completely disable a very strong man almost 2 times my size with a back choke, but a girl is supposed to break free this way from a man 2 times her size? She'll just move her hips and he will fall down releasing her? A mad fat drunk drug-addicted rapist choking her, she will neutralize with 2 fingers? Really? O.o I think I can recognize some Ameri-Do-Te techniques here!!! Does Master Ken know about this?

  • @3bepko wow i would ask what country you come from but at 75kg you are to scary for me lol.and the part where you said that this video is bad now that is original.and when you talked about how tough you are yikes i was like now this guy is the real deal right here.so whats your real name so i can google your impressive wins in the ring or anything similar showing how awesome you are.wait is this bruce lee?i knew you didnt die!how have you been master lee,how is life treating you these days?

  • @manbearpig1ify

    haha you are funny, don't be scared you missed the point completely. It's not me who is strong but back choke is that powerful. and what's so impressive, here you see 55kg girl throwing around "World Jujutsu Champion" hahhaha O.o anyway, I loved you in South Park and I didn't know you have huge passion for Ameri-Do-Te. I support you Manbearpig, you rock!

  • @3bepko thanks i am going on a world tour starting next month demonstrating ameri-do-te to show the world its effectivness.i am 73rd dan in ameri-do-te with just 53 more till i become a master.its great cause i have only been praticing for 3 months so i am hoping to be master level by summer.ameri-do-te is a combo of taebo and cardio kick boxing with a little rape prevention classes i took at the ymca last fall with my grandma so you can bet this system aint no joke.so get the word out MBP out

  • @manbearpig1ify

    hahahahaaha Ameri-Do-Te rulez, everybody should train it! just don't skip a single training, it might be promotional one again so you might miss few dans! hahaaa rape prevention classes with grandma sounds great, but I hope you are careful with your kill face! :)))

  • @3bepko i have an awesome kill face from many hours of practicing this deadly art.next week we are moving to power breaking,we are starting out wih pop sickle sticks and moving up to pencils so that should be great.hey man my grandma is pretty great in rape prevention class she helps out in the ameri-do-te classes to even though she cant walk and is legaly blind at the young age of 93.dude your right though i cant miss one of the half hour classes if i am going to make master by summer.

  • The neck press is good but it's gotta be a fast follow up. As for the chokehold, pinch SUPER hard under their leg or arm if possible, that should free them up.

  • failed.

    and at 1:34 if he doesn't release lick a baby, you will fall both, and he will continue his choke.

    stop to attract people like this. if they are in trouble they will use shit to defend themselv

  • this may sound wierd but my dad was teaching me some self denfese (he's ex special ops for air force and is current police officer) and said for choking position...simply squeeze his balls if all else fails... otherwise he taught me a bunch of strategies to kick a guys ass.

  • @narutojose2 The ball squeeze seems like a way more effective way than what was shown here.

  • You know he fucked her afterwards

  • Oh I gotta make a response to this video showing how reality works

  • Yeah cause this shit might work LOL good christ ppl are stupid

  • @ExposingLames

    LMAO!

  • @humpmasterflex13

    Bro, this cats gonna get some woman killed 4 real tryin some clown shit like this

  • @ExposingLames I was thinking the same shit man lol. yeah this will work in a video, but not in real life where the man is giving it his all. People are stupid.

  • @ExposingLames I realize you dont see alot of hits to the trachea on ufc....but they are effective.

  • What's that weird metal thing on her belt?

    Nice technique, sir & ma'am!

  • Someone who knows how to do a proper rear naked choke would know you don't keep your feet that close together. Therfore the defense shown in this video would not work.

  • Bad technique ,..why she most lose all this energy and fail ,..because the attacker stronger and ,..she is a woman she can use lower energy and make more damage by grab one finger out,. its will be easier also if she can attack he is neck she can better attack he is nose with open hand or punch ,..then she can run or scream

  • wrong, when your being choke from behind, you cant do that, expacialy if the attacker is 1-2 feet taller then you, and much stronger. At 1:27 you can see that shes actually pulling her own neck down, chocking herself, and the attacker only needs to pull up, and shes fucked.

  • In Krav Maga there are many ways to defend yourself from this position. The "striking" ways are mostly slapping the ears, punch the face, finger into the eyes, open hand into the throat (like this one but not only 2 fingers), punch the solar plexus, punch to the groin (doing a bowling ball throw movement with hand closed like in a punch), knee to the groin, kick the shin (I personally don't like this one cause he could be a muay thai fighter). There are other ways too.

  • the secound choke-i would bring her down with me who would let go??

  • No, No, No..

  • After I punched him in the throat I'd kick him in the balls or maybe kick his balls while he was choking me.

  • choke in the nuts!!!

  • I believe you call yourself a sensei, please the moves you demo, would never work on a strong committed attack....women please don't try these moves you'll die

  • people dnt choke with arms extended

  • dude if u think u can get rid of a choke with two fingers, u got another thing coming.. wtf are u? superman????

  • On that last break, that's assuming he lets go right... he could just break your neck...

  • @cfcar123 Breaking someone's neck isn't as easy as it looks in movies. He could sure drag her down with him though.

  • I'm not trying to belittle anyone's skills. I just try to give an idea. Criminals always choose the weakest or smallest person. they never attack a school Sensei . And you don't need to express your opinions insulting. Learn to accept constructive criticism EKSpoonTypeR .

  • A tip for girls, just go for the most deadly and basic hit (eyes with both hands and nails), low your shin and bite his hand (in a single movement or very fast) and then when you have a chance run, Run like hell and if you can, yell fire, break the window of a house or something like that. I think this because usually this situation happens when you are alone or in dark or remote locations, whith a coward and brutal murderer, usually WHIT FRIENDS hidden some place near, maybe armed.

  • haha you said rear naked

  • just kick him in the balls. dirty but effective !

  • I got a comment for the 2nd move in the clip.

    That move could of gotten me killed if I didn't test it, and it's not really good.

    So, what I did is, Just drop to your knees and bend down even more, the attacker will fall on you. then you can just push him off which will make him stop shocking and use his arms to stop the fall, while on that position, you can trade chokes. Worked everytime with my practice partner

  • A two-finger strike ANYWHERE is probably the last resort. Punch the throat. And with the rear naked choke, if this were a fight instead of a demo, he would either have just adjusted to her weight or fallen with her still in the choke. And then it's a wrestling match. Turn away, tuck your chin... then fight. This choke is more about bloodflow on the sides of the neck than airflow in the windpipe.

  • @DPride360 A quick thumb jab to the eye is a great deterrent

  • 1:51

  • rule number 1 with chokes. Break the choke first - a simultaneous counter attack if possible but break the choke first. A couple of seconds of a 'real' choke changes things a lot.

  • all i need to go to war now..

  • @marauder340 doing that would make his grip automatically tighten, making things worse for yourself.

  • The first move would have been more plausible if she just punched the guy in the throat. Throwing a punch comes more naturally to us than a two-finger poke. If you're gonna poke the person strangling you from the front, shove your fingers into his eye sockets.

  • @marauder340 2 finger pokes need a TON of conditioning on the fingers to be effective too.

  • clown

  • I have a question. when technique meets reel life. on Rear Naked choke Yes, I see that the victom is pushing the attacker over a stable leg and the forward core gives the victom a strong advantage. however, the fore arm is quite strong, especially when supported by the other hand. What is it that makes the attacker let go? the attacker could dangle off the victoms neck, now the chance of the victom suffering a broken neck intensifies, does it not? Question from; Joshua Smith. Thank you.

  • The way i do it is a elbow them in the gut then flip them over your body! That way is not as good but wont work well.

  • bullshit

    

  • She's cute Can I rear naked choke her next time? Really naked this time though.

  • what if the one griping my nick has tall hands more than me if i'm short how my finger gonna to help me ? that's my opinion

  • @usdavid18 or you can do the easier version.... kick to the groin. works for both genders actually lol

  • nice ass

  • punch in 1st move is a kill shot , for rear try jump-- elbow. if pinned step on foot

  • i tried this and I died

    

  • @SuperBaseballman12 THATS A BAD CHOKE

    DONT DO what you dont know, :)

  • Sir I would ask you to try either of your choke escapes while actually cutting off someones air supply. Granted, they would work if the hold never reached the application of pressure, but once the pressure is applied, especially the rear choke, you are not going to make the techniques work. I have done both choke holds and had them done to me with pressure applied. I do have a release for the front choke, but a lockdown rear choke means you are dead. I would gladly demonstrate. Sensei Adams

  • @Hazard511

    Lol but you have to follow this first kind of unless u have a weapon on you =D

  • the 1st method could kill d guy

  • in a fight if you strike most adult males in the "adams apple" it will collapse their airway and they will suffocate to death :p

  • there are a lot of unprofessional and uncertified "experts" making teaching videos that can actually do real harm. Don't have illusion of safety.

  • The second part of this video is really bad information that in a practical situation is just as likely to get your neck broken as it is to break the hold. I would recommend some shoulder blows to the stomach and groin instead.

  • The rear naked choke escape would not work on someone who is either bigger than you or a practicioner of martial arts, it's simply too difficult to achieve and for the attacker, to easy to escape

  • the two finger attack seems nice.

  • I hate grandma trousers

  • Nice ass ;)

  • She could easily break her own neck attempting to escape like that. That's a ridiculous move.

  • The absolute best option which will work every time is to pull out a knife and slice open the attacker's forearm or biceps. That would be justified because only a few seconds later, you could be lying on the ground unconscious.

  • does anyone know what choke will put u to sleep the fastest

  • @tusog123 carotid choke

  • I agree with roninjoseph. Going to the ground in a self defense situation us stupid. If you do, make peace with God right away! Cuz you'll be dead soon

  • In a real situation, I think it would be mutch better to just kick the groin, or leg

  • would that work if the person ur fighting is heavier than you the rear naked choke escape ???

  • How about just kick in the balls?

  • Tried this out and its bullshit. When someone has you around the neck they hold you in a much tighter grip than the video showing. When someone has you in a tight grip and you use this technique the person holding you in the grip does not let go and falls to the floor with you, which leaves you in a more compromising position. Tried it with a loose grip and yeah it works great but in a real situation when someone is threatening your life they are not going to hold you with a loose grip. .

  • hhaaaaahhahahah

    nice men

    

  • hey anthony britton let me do that choke on you and lets see if you will not pass out while doing your senseless techniques.... "no. 1 rule of self defense is common sense" your technique has none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Let Me Make This Clear That Second Choke Does Not Work If You Have Any Type Of Knowledge You Can Just Scoot Back And That Person Will Fall To The Ground If The Don't React soon Enough!

  • this won't work. rather learn how to defend a choke, don't let it get closed.

  • Id kidney punch him then go for his throat for the first one

  • dickhead

  • this is such bulllshiit. Id kick both their asses, and a small woman like that would get beaten and cunt punted, no way she's doing that to a man, just, twisting around

  • This is "Aiki otoshi" (Aikido) :)

  • Better to left hand hammer fist family jewells whilst simultaneously turning left into them and follow up with knee to the nads and open palm strikes/pushes to chin/nose-yhen run!! Fuck going to the ground-concrete, other attackers, the choke on you still!!!

  • what if your on the floor with someone behind strangling you.

  • @roninjoseph338 I was wondering the same thing, I like to tustle around with my brothers every once in a while just for fun, this seems like the best hold but I guess theres two factors, 1. Your reflexes will respond to your balance being offset and your hands will automatically drop what they're doing to catch you and 2. You will be hitting pavement, your head may hit and even just a female body falling on you, combined with your momentum already would at least loosen your grip and hopefully s

  • @Kypster24 Once she started moving, the attacker would move also. It looks easy because they are going slow. Also, if the attacker is really choking her, she has maybe 5 seconds to respond before she is out. Also, you never want to go to the ground in a self defense situation. The attacker may have friends, then you are truly screwed.

  • but if you was falling over on the rear choke hold you wouldn't let go you would keep it on as a natural instinct for balance or choking out your opponent

  • one problem. your not breaking the hold. what, you elbow the guy in the side and he lets you go and falls to the floor? doubtful. he's going to bring you down with him, causing more potential harm to your neck. a better move would be to hammer him in the balls with your fist.

  • please don't believe this can work in a real situation

  • @alfredocolllarrain true, battle isn't so easy.

  • @alfredocolllarrain hey why don't you try choking the sensei Mr.experienced in all aspects of fighting, troll in the left lane please, imbecile. Someone chokes you and you go towards their trachea they either:

    lose breathe in a painful way immediately or...

    they remove their hand(s) to block your action thus releasing their chokehold

  • @alfredocolllarrain Only if your fast enough, smart ass.

  • @alfredocolllarrain Ok, Bruce, tell me why striking the hollow of the throat will not help?

  • @alfredocolllarrain Have you been in these situations (real life), tried these techniques and they didn't work? If so, you opinion is valid. If not, stop watching youtube, get out to the real world and try it. These techniques will likely work well.

  • @taichichen48 I have been in the police force for 11 years and this techniques only work to good trained people. And if you can't take an humble opinion to help girls defend, well...... go to hell. I'v seen what happens in REAL LIFE.

  • @alfredocolllarrain OK, your point is valid. I've been "on the job" for 21 years. Does that make mine more valid? Let's just agree to disagree.

  • yea i bet she like getting choked

  • She's cute and deadly. A formidable woman!

  • Wrong, you address the danger first, which is the hands at your throat with the frontal choke. As you address that, you counter attack at the same time with a kick or knee to the groin. The rear choke, if she tripped me while I was choking her that way, I would still hold the choke and bring her down with me. Then we are on the ground and she is in real trouble. Krav Maga is the only way to go. Real world defenses that will save your life.

  • @roninjoseph338 practiced you can do this so fast they hit the ground at about 30 miles an hour with your whole weight slamming into them. On a mattress, yeah, maybe you'd keep holding. On concrete in the street: trust me - done right, you'd let go.

  • @blagamoush10 Wrong again. If a woman is being attack, the person attacking her is likely to be bigger, stronger and faster for the most part.  It's going to hurt a little to hit the ground but the person will still have her in his grip and will probably have her back and now she is on the ground which is a dangerous place to be in a fight. You never want to go to the ground in a self defense situation.

  • @roninjoseph338 not if it's done properly. That's technique over brawn. It can work. And it's better than almost any other option. So Ronin, fail. Sorry.

  • @blagamoush10 Krav Maga has much better, real world options. Krav Maga is an evolving tool that is constantly being perfected. Krav offers much better techniques so, sorry.  I don't fail.

  • @roninjoseph338 I respect Krav Maga,but any martial arts practitioner who favours assertion over argument has forfeited the chance to be taken seriously. Sorry.

  • @blagamoush10 You have to assume that your attacker will be bigger, stronger and faster than you are. The technique they show here will not save you life. It's that simple.

  • wht happeneds when she fall on top off him u stupid moron !!

    she will get raped then killed

  • 1:58 ;)

  • Only "Pimps" are able to choke a woman and get away with it.

  • fail rear naked choke.

  • i wanne choke her ass

  • I want that asian 2 do sum tricky ass shit on me

  • thanks for posting. ive been asking for someone to show these kind of moves for ages. very helpful.

  • I think equal size with both ppl having little training this might work. I just see most attackers dropping their chin way down to protect themselves, this may give someone a shot at their eyes, but you better be prepared to poke it out completely.

  • he really likes getting put to respect by that chick, I guess he's one of those guys .. :D

  • the first one probably might work, but the second one i dont think would work cause that wasnt a properly held rear naked choke and if he fell back all he has to do is wrap his legs around your body and and hold onto that choke and your pretty fucked cause you were better off standing

  • I think that if you knocked someone off balance in a chokehold they wouldn't release their grip around your neck and you would both go over with your head being kept still and your entire body twisting on the axis of your neck. That's my opinion.

  • @nyc14gauge I'd do this just to get them on the ground and not behind me where they can do more damage. If they don't release, you'll still be on top of them where you can do what's neccesary to make them release.

  • @nyc14gauge yes indeed .. thats the same thing i was thinking ;P

  • @nyc14gauge Correct that is if someone who is wanting to take you out will not let go thats the point of a choke hold. I train Krav Maga and i have no idea what these guys are showing because KM would always take the risk off the airways/arteries first before doing something else to remove the threat.

  • @nyc14gauge In that case I would just fall along delivering a final gravity and drag supported punch to the face, with the opposite arm of the one I used to flip my opponent. Since one'sgonna be very close at that point I think the elbow will be just fine for that final blow as well. If that turns out successful I don't think the opponent is ever gonna wake up, don't see why he would want to either. XD

    Improvisation FTW!

  • @nyc14gauge 100% correct. Her belt looks like a Gracie Bullyproof belt too (maybe/maybe not) but if so, I can guarantee this would not be acceptable by their standards. End result: both go down but the victim is not conscious.

  • Personally, I think a more effective escape for the rear choke would be a sudden drop into a horse/middle stance, which would lower your center of mass. Then, quickly do a back elbow strike to the attackers groin. I don't think that if the assailant were really holding on the neck with killer intentions, the second defense would work too well. Also, the first defense isn't bad, but I would start it with a front kick to the groin or knee/shin, then the jugular strike if necessary. Good work tho

  • If anything the attacker would just fall

  • But what the attacker has a strong enough hold to bring you do with them

  • This technique flawed.

    If person bigger and WAY STRONGER and HAVE INTENT TO KILL YOU...

    1)you should turn head into fold of elbow

    2)tuck your chin down HARD into arm, this make i very uncomfortable for person trying to choke you,Plus keep you from blacking out immediately.

    3)very quickly(because second count in choke hold situations.)

    REACH DOWN BEHIND YOU,GRAB HIS NUTS WITH VICE-LIKE GRIP....

    SNEEZE WITH CRAZY.

    you've effectly DESTROYED hid will to choke you.....

    He now sings soprano.

  • @chrisgrinhard Thats reallly not a good idea, causing an extreme amount of pain to a person who literally holds your life in his arms is never a good idea it could change it from a quick night night to a death sentance

  • @35503550 if somebody pins their chin into your sensitive part of your arm, then proceeds to treat your balls like a grape in a nutcracker and you AREN'T CURLED UP IN THE FETAL POSITION...you.are.superman.

    you weren't even paying attention to my post.

    The techniques I provided ACTUALLY WOULD WORK given the situation.

    if you don't believe me...try it with a friend(one you don't really like).

    That would DESTROY anybody who even thought about choking you.

  • The way he releases here there....i can just imagine chocking someone i would hang on to that neck for dear life that wouldnt make me release let alone fall over, and if she tried to put her hips behind you, you could easily shift to avoid it.

    This would only work on a special eds child

  • You must show it with a stronger choke. In the video you're hugging her... The reality is that when someone chokes you, will do it with the intent to "kill".

  • thanks for the tutorial... really insightful, great posting

  • If you tried that on me the next thing you would be realizing is just how bad it hurts to get your pubic bone broken and youe eyes gouged out.

    

  • I disagree with this, if you do this and the person has got a good choke hold on ya and you that then they get some double underhooks on you and now your double fucked. The key to escape these is to keep your chin tucked and move to elbow so you can breath. Then you strip the nerves in their arm.

  • This is ill advised as the person can still hold on and bring you down two. As swagger has eluded, this kind of technique can harm your own neck.

    I prefer grabbing the persons arm and then popping my hips upwards under theirs. This you'll see in Judo, Taekwondo, Karate, and other martial art styles. The pop is the leverage you need to help toss them over your shoulder. I've had to do this method before, unfortunately but it works.

  • is it possible if you take an opportunity when falling down [in case he drag you along] the man might reckless for awhile and you use that chance to back-elbow right on his face? just to get y'self free and run.

  • that moves devestating

    

  • if your getting rear choked and you push him down, the attacker is just gonna drag you down with him so that technique would never work

  • Holy crap, it's Tyler from EpicMealTime

  • 2 fingers? hmmm.... Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!!!

  • Yeah Right real life scenerio her head would just pop the fuck off

  • Then again there is always just tickling them? :P No seriously your videos are quite good and well-done ;D

  • seroiusly first one just so useless especial other is biggier then you. seconed one how come this girl doesnt fall down with lock? in this case lock wont be break. girl will be get kill on the ground.

  • NOBODY CALLS THEMSELVES SENSEI YOU DUMMY

  • The first one is a nice approach to the front choke.

    The second one however, IMO is not a smart self defence technique... I train in MMA myself and have tried various defence's against the standing rear naked choke and that particular defence is NOT effective against a stronger opponent. You run the risk of seriously injuring your own neck as well as the guy choking you sweeping your leg and slamming you on your face. Personal experience lol

  • i think it would be a good idea to wear a big bulky ring. a punch in the face would be much more effective with a ring on

  • The best self defence is avoiding confrontation. Walk or run away from it. No sense getting hurt or hurting somebody (getting sued) if its isnt 100% life threatening.

  • @amsterdope yes thats right you should always avoid confrontation. but this is a self defence video for if somebody randomly attacks you. you need to be ready and know how to save yourself. there are cruel people in the world

  • @Damnedsoul53 - I know very well that there are shady people out there. Dont forget that a majority of people who watch these videos are macho losers using MAs for all the wrong reasons.

  • Is that wing chun or krav maga , or jitsu ?

  • does Kristi like dick? .... because i want to give it to her...

  • @LAYITLOOSE

    you'll get a choked dick

  • or you could just shove your foot into their gut, lean back, and roll through so you're on top of them. And you can now hit them in the face. Cuz you're on top of them. And rolled back. Cuz that makes more sense then poking them in the throat. BUT IM JUST A GUY YA KNOW IDK SHIT.

  • who else thinks they fucked after this video?

  • @vclarke4433  before :)

  • @vclarke4433 I do I do I do!! XD

  • wtf is with the backround music?

  • the second one looks like hes gona twist her head off xD

  • First One - if my arm is too short too reach ?

    Second One - If the person that is attacking me keep grabing my neck, even falling down ?

  • too many variables.

  • Thumbs up if you think this guy looks like Tyler from EpicMealTime