Lisa Lampanelli

[aliquippawill]

Am I the only one who thinks the guys laughter in the background of this video is absolutely priceless..........a great audience is what every comedian dreams of. Not that Ms. Lampanelli needs any special assistance. Lisa is actually priceless herself......perhaps the funniest individual, male or female, currently walking the Earth. I love every POUND of her!

[bummedoutforlife]

someones... laughing a little too hard....

omg.

[kiplinggorilla]

She HAS to do that auction.

[snoopy6446]

Patton Oswald mastubates with Tin foil so it seems like he's raping R2D2 HAHAHAHAHAHA she is absolutely gut busting laughter :)

[goodoldbill]

Lost 25 but she found another 50

[SISTAHFACE]

SHE JUST MAKES ME FALL OF MY GAY ASS...

[schadenfreudelolz22]

@SISTAHFACE If you popped a dildo on your chair it could hold you in place.

[GnosticAtheist]

She is killing those radiofolks. :D

[oldeenglishgoonja]

THE QUEEN OF MEANl

[hakar]

lmaooo tooo funnyyyyyy

[darkseclusion]

Lisa is a super smart woman. She got a degree from Harvard after all.

[oldfriendofmine]

Love Lisa. She just goes there. My only complaint is I do here her recycle the same jokes a lot. But she's still money.

[RalphyDee]

OMG! I was laughing my ass off here my stomach started 2 hurt. She is a non-stop riot. Just keeps going & going. There R very few people like this. I guess the only 1 I can think of is Robin Williams but wow, just incredible. I wonder if she will ever make a stop in Miami. I promise I'll B there. Maybe thats not a good thing. If she made me laugh so hard in the 1st couple of minutes where I almost got sick then I would probably not last the show...

[aliquippawill]

Lisa is a female hurricane, earthquake & tsunami rolled into one comedic dynamo, and I absolutely love her to pieces! She offers no apologies for being herself, which makes her a totally delightful breath of fresh air in the sometimes stale, "not so funny", world of comedy. "Insult" humor is definately an acquired taste, and not easy to pull off successfully. Lisa has not only "mastered" this form of comedy, the lady has REFINED it! God bless her, for simply making me laugh.

[veggiefan2k4]

I love her! Her improv is always awesomely on point!

[shakeitup45]

this ugly bitch says the same shit on every show shes on! shes lucky shes almost famous

[SoftTacoTV]

LMFAO he masturbates with tin foil so he thinks he's raping R2-D2

[smoothbrother69]

she is too funny. lol.

[scope9050]

the guy is going nuts !

[cheeneyblaze]

Gahh i love lisa!

[galanie]

She is the funniest person I've ever seen too!!!

[daimingsing]

OMFG....she is too damn funny i'm almost crying with laughter!!!!

[psycosquirrel789]

breast feed or bottle, either way shes drinkin out of plastic

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[leigh2490]

she is actually the funniest person i've ever seen.

[pretorious700]

@leigh2490 wow, get out much? nothing funny about her

[intoxicatedvideos]

I bet she'd laugh if I gave her FUPA a Hairy Musket!!!

[xmen5k]

I LOVE HER, she rocks!

[chknstrip]

i love this fat bitch!  she is no 1!

[mackjsm]

We need more bad ass comics like this!

[swisschick86]

Her jokes make you cringe and crackup at the same time.

[SBRslacker00]

turn down the mics of the peanut gallery. Sheesh. I can't hear her over the bloated laughter of the idiot crew.

[nintendoscarface1982]

LFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clope7]

Funny! But I couldnt even sit through the whole thing- those laughs are so damn annoying!!!

[somenasca]

had enough of her....she cant get into a party, I cant get into my pants, shut up... LOL

[ryanruns]

So why are you still watching videos of her?

[somenasca]

Are you kidding me dumbass? I was reciting the video.

[msnannapearl]

I LOVE her! Too Funny! So Bad! I love how she makes fun of everybody!

[MarcoGV]

Wow! That mouth!

She cracks me up everytime!

Brilliant!

Hail to the Queen of Mean!!

[mckkkko]

"He masturbates with tin foil, so he thinks he's raping R2-D2" ..lol...classic

[SecondandTwo]

prob. the only female who makes me laugh

[karlsmith00]

i'm sure your mother can make you laugh too

[paydirt78]

Kramer stole her act lol

[twochaudio]

"""" he,s a cornholer"""""

[priprupro]

im in love with her. lol!

[gld69]

She looks like Abe Vigoda with tits. Check that Abe Vigoda's tits are better looking.

[HeatherHowell930]

LOVE HER!!!!!!

[emilgevor]

hands down BEST female comedian today. Not afraid to say what she wants because its true its only funny when you get everyone under one roof and make fun of everyone! Everyone has a good time and im pretty sure that no one gets offended at the show...

[dss1377]

I saw this show at the Byham Theater in Pittsburgh. She was so fun and it was the best show ever :)

[yvette337]

Lisa is the Best female Comedian Ever. I Love Lisa. Keep doing what you do.

[hafpak]

Her and Joan rivers

[anisalti]

second best. Kathy Griffin is totally #1 female comic.

[Saxophonist992]

lol only thing shorter than a jew's dick is a black's to-do list. I laughed my ass of at that

[brandondallas]

...looks like she was skitzing her ass off on something at this interview. You go girl. Love her.

[cristoforoantonio]

i love her!!!!!

[aeonbollig666]

=D lisa.L ftw!

[aliquippawill]

Off the Hook! Finally, a female Don Rickles! Insult humor takes a certain amount of talent to pull off successfully, and very few have been as charismatic & thoroughly entertaining as Ms.Lampanelli. Once society abandons some of its sensitivity, and truly learns to laugh at life, it's amazing how much more enjoyable life becomes.

[tw1704]

Shes the BEST female comedian today!!!

[grae201]

Love Lisa she's awesome

[Ben121974]

I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard at this routine!!! And I thought she stole the show at the Roast of William Shatner! Oh, man; she kills!!!

[mmmjays]

lampanelli is awesome

[ramerado]

i heard her on bubba love sponge and was hooked

[SirCerebra]

George Carlin is a DOUCHECOCK!!!!

A Lisa Lampanelli choice word!

[CaliSunRise666]

lmao i love this bitch.

[bloodyhashish]

piss off losers, if ANYONE doesn't fucking laugh at lisa lampanelli i wouldnt want to know them. lol iii meaannn fuckkk how can you not laugh at her?

[hxash523]

yea!!

[greekpsychic]

I love that dumb cunt. she's super.

[tnr1897]

She is freaking killin me. I almost wissed on myself. You go girl!!!!

[tnr1897]

Thank GOD a white person can still do minority slam comedy. I thinks its great while it last!!!!!

[nylunachik]

my thoughts EXACTLY....tired of the double standard..and she does it so well too!

[angelicasin]

sandra bernhardt can eat a fucking gun...jeulousy didn't even look gook on a pretty gal san!

[SeanJohnFaSho]

If you don't like Lisa Lampanelli, you are just bitter because you never went to Harvard, can't think as fast, or want to bang her but cant. Period.

[thegirl44]

I don't like Lisa Lampanelli because she steals other peoples material. The popsicle joke directed toward Andy Dick at Pam Anderson's roast has been told before and has nothing to do with gays. Her joke about seeing more black dick than a urinal at the Apollo is an old Lenny Bruce bit. She's not original. No, I never went to Harvard, I don't have to think fast because I've heard her jokes before and anyone who would want to bang her has the problem's caused by a mother putting them in dresses.

[oplkg22]

can those fucking djs stop pretending to laugh at her jokes they sound so fucking annoying shut the fuck up!!

[enigmagatsby1]

and she's not even a bigot!! it's all really an act, how many comics do you know that are this funny and went to Harvard?!

yea that's what i thought.

She's the best!

[bigstorm57]

This is so true! People sometimes forget that its(comedy) a buisness too! and these days you have to be a very smart and talented comedian to stay in it,I think the Harvard education has paid off for her very well! its an act that works for her and she knows exactlly what shes doing and how to use it to stay in the buisness,she definetly a smart woman, I love her stuff!

[thegirl44]

It's not her stuff though. She's just regurgitating other, better comedian's material in the most offensive way possible.

[nylunachik]

nah..she's funny, maybe what she is saying hits a nerve?

[thegirl44]

Nope, if she hit a nerve or insulted me or made me think I would like her, unfortunately she's not saying anything that hasn't been said before or even saying what has been said before in an original way.

[nylunachik]

I'm sorry girl44 I didn't realize you were the authority on comedy...

[thegirl44]

You are the one stating she's funny as though you are the authority on what is. I've merely stated that I don't find her to be.

[nylunachik]

and you slammmed her and said she used other people's material...she says a lot that hasn't been said before..and yanno what..it needs to be said

[thegirl44]

I can see why you like her; you're as unoriginal and stupid as she is and you don't know enough to shut your mouth when someone has made you look foolish. Enjoy your third rate comedienne, I'm going to go watch some George Carlin stand up.

[aeonbollig666]

lol, your tying to sound all classy. bitch. XP

[thegirl44]

I'd say that I did a better job than you. By the way "your" in that sense is spelled "you're", jackass.

[thegirl44]

What kind of a fucking looser responds to a 5 month old comment, and poorly at that?

[aeonbollig666]

sooo how exactly does replying to an old comment make me a loser? ha ha you spelled it "looser" you dumbshit.

[thegirl44]

I wasn't spelling loser dumb shit. Now, go do your homework before your parents find out that you're using your time online in a non productive manner.

[aeonbollig666]

meow! this kittens got claws! I like that. and by the way, its "nonproductive". It is one word, not "non productive." now let's stop this petty online argument shall we?

[thegirl44]

An American who thinks that he knows how to spell, either or is perfectly acceptable.

[aeonbollig666]

please. stop. i offered to stop this stupid conversation and you just insult me? tell me, thegirl44, is that very mature?

[thegirl44]

About as mature as your original response.

[aeonbollig666]

lol you got me there. I'm not gonna lie and say that was my brother or something, it was just me being stupid. sorry.

[thegirl44]

Don't be sorry man, you've armed e with a plethora of new and shiny insults to employ if the opportunity arises. At least you were fun to talk to and didn't take anything to heart. Peace, brother.

[thegirl44]

Maybe you can help me with something? My fellow put this really annoying program on our PC so that it makes this glass shattering high pitched BING whenever something new comes into our inbox, even if you aren't in the mail program. Any idea how to uninstall it? I'm pretty computer illiterate.

[hxash523]

u should have stoped it the first #$%$ day!!!!!!!!

[aeonbollig666]

fail comment is fail

[2k7xxAshleyxx2k7]

Lmao shes Such A ledge.

ermm She might not be As funny as don rickles but don rickles even says that she inspires Him :S

So stop hating mgmg83029, Coz you know shes a great comedian.

[roshambo187]

Brilliant bigot! But does she have to keep referring to herself in the 3rd person?

[motaroMK]

man she is awesome...u r not funny mgmg83029

[ezekiel1977]

hehe i understood what you said because that's my native dila too.

I just discovered her via the roast videos, i disagree. I think she's the best.

[adobogirl]

"babaeng aso" LOL

lisa's humor is insult comedy. not everyone will understand it.

[broadwaywannabe14]

omg she makes me laugh soo hard! omg im like crying! but I love kathy too!

[rsoor001]

Awesome. Is there a second part to this?

[ruhnaynay98]

I love Lisa. She is fearless.

[dunskie]

Lisa just might be the best insult comic who has ever lived. God damn she looks like my old sicilian father in drag though.

[footballdemocracy]

your dad's a drag? damn you italian men. look at giuliani.

[aynota]

yeah im black/aa and i have no problems with lisa, she is funny!BRING IT ON!!!!

[ilalfisto]

She's an equal opportunity slagger.

[poizzuniv]

Damn... LOVER HER!!!

[bigbarkim]

she is a funny fat bitch

[XmikeislegendX]

I love this girl...she is so funny. Only Sarah Silverman tops her act.

[enigmagatsby1]

Sarah's not even close! go choke on something lol

[blank77]

Lisa's funny as hell.Yes,I know,i'm Mexican/American.But I could take it,espically from Lisa!

[Shroder98]

"T.J. Hooker...I tried to Tevo it, but my Tevo suggested I punch myself in the CUNT!!" BRILLIANT!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[skeet5150]

LISA RULES

[maitlenmavuda]

my girl rules

[WhiplashFreak]

hah omg shes sooo soo funny!!

[shawnkream]

shes likes 2 fuck black guys brilliant!

[photonXspark]

she is by far my favourite comedian!

[ricanboy83]

i love her racist jokes...thier partcially true hahaha...but hey...gotta love it..she keeps it real.

[nancywillis]

shorter than a black guy's "to do list" ! aaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhh Love it

[kr00ked]

ill tap dat lmfao

[cubanofrv]

he masturbates with tin foil jajajajajajajaja

[elperropatron]

brilliant

[rikijiki]

haha, "I CAN'T GET INTO MY PANTS!"

[si1verflare]

I had to pause the clip after the R2D2 line to catch my breath. Brilliant comic!

[dansal13]

r2d2

[chantistar]

lol @ those people laughing. so cute

[treesapp]

I HEART HER!

[TJMISAO]

she is great, i love her, yeah i`m mexican and i don`t steal...but every one around me does so, i just have to love her XD

[djavatar]

Wow she is viscious!

[admiralkathryn]

woot for lisa

woot for starbucks

put the two together and it is one phenomenal combination

[DJSkyes]

She is BEYOND insane!!! lol Thank you "Creepy Myspace Video Guy" for getting this on video...yinz @ DVE should do it more often