How To Win Any Argument

[WoopDangWoobla15]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!

[Lucifera4]

@WoopDangWoobla15 actually that is how to get a punch in the face, or ignored.

[SH1THEAD96]

HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT

Reply "Your mom" after everything.

[Baboonaiih]

How to win any argument:

Man: Youre not supposed to put syrup in the fridge

Boy: Then why is the donkey blue shoe can of grapes yellow?

Man: ....

Boy: Well then...?

Man: Never mind....

Boy wins.

[Lucifera4]

@Baboonaiih actually he doesn't

[dancingram79]

sneaky :) luv it

[jason7456]

Step 1 and Step 10 is the same..

[joaoluizsn]

Hey folks, im a international relations student and i often find myself engaged in big debates with people over politics and all kinds of ideas, so my question is

can someone help me with names of the best books on the subject?

[shannontaylor96]

u said shhhh 2 times

[AnimalCarnage]

Apologize = You lose the argument.

The best way to win an argument is like "4" hinted on. To play on the person who you're arguing against's weaknesses. Like if they think they are smart, point out instances where they would have to question their own intellect. They will then falter and try to sound smarter than they are, which usually leads to them say dumber and dumber things.

[Hellrizza123]

Two Camels in a tiny car!!!!!

[JAYZILL44]

Backhand.

[ricblox]

0:00 to skip the ad

[Bennyftw94]

Achilles Heel, Shoot him in the face?

[AKoj5]

Number Nine sounds an awful lot like Inception... can it be done? -fog horn-

[smpresco]

IM NEVER GOING TO BUY GARNIER FRUCTISE! STOP ADVERTISING IT!

[guybeleeve]

tip number ten always wins! ive been doing that to my family for 12 years now, it really works!!!

[KrouchKauai]

So... the best way to win any argument is: DON'T ARGUMENT?????

[eagnir05]

Or..... You can sock'em in the face.

[RockHardLiving]

Lol, I just say "Your face" or "That's what your mom said last night." XD

[JackBurrows231]

@RockHardLiving If you say that then you instantly lose, on the grounds of sounding like a 9 year old girl.

[RockHardLiving]

@JackBurrows231 It's even worse to be a troll and a duchebag. Try not ot be such a hardass next time :)

[RockHardLiving]

@JackBurrows231 Anyways, I would never say that at school. That would just make me look like a retard...

[votaocu]

this is just shit

[tomminat3r]

For the students out there, I've got similar video: "How to Win an Argument Against a Teacher or Administrator"

[thecountcollier]

haha some of these are tactics i use when "she" starts one!!!

[W3DAPEOPLE]

OR, You can just do a 360 and walk away :P

[CDude1579]

@W3DAPEOPLE thats a 1:80

[W3DAPEOPLE]

@CDude1579 That's apart of the joke.....

[KrouchKauai]

@W3DAPEOPLE If you do a 360 and walk away you will walk on your oponent '-'

[thull21]

or you could just punch the shit out of him

[jkwon761]

or u could just pull out a gun and say "bitch stfu"

[Xuvial]

PLEASE narrator make a video where you say "I'm batman." in that voice. I'll give anything to hear you say it, please please do it!! <3

[platinumspino2]

i know how to win in one step: SHUT UR MOUTH AND DONT TALK BACK!

[SuperTherock1999]

or just throw him in the river

[SSvolksgrenadier]

1:59 is how hitler won his arguments.

[SSvolksgrenadier]

you will notice that he pushed him at the end of the argurment, this means he lost the arguemtn but he will win the next fight.

[onir27]

Guy on the right is John Lennon...

[mw2pro447]

I love it when they shake at 1:32, look at ther heads LMAFO

[faquiado]

when he or she tries to say something sayWUTUFU very fast, then again, until he or she leaves

[UnifiedPerfection]

How to win an argument,

Step I: Go to your nearest gun store and purchise a 9mm Semi-Automatic Pistol.

you can figure the rest.

[bnewton0]

The guy to the left is SCOUT.

[TheSkatenoobs]

you ain't got no pancake mix!

[abstopmotion]

I dissagree with cleachsanchoblatk

A tank solves all arguments

[TheMrfamus]

ya me i will scream at hom till i win

[Lowrie10]

duh...winning

[kingz8ter]

the advertisement is 4 minutes.. thats longer then the video

[420THECRYPTKEEPER]

just scream TESTICLES!!!!

works every time

[xXEpicOwnageXx]

@420THECRYPTKEEPER Yell DICK-CHEESE! i think it works better

[420THECRYPTKEEPER]

@xXEpicOwnageXx

LOL



[merritolson]

funny. Some pretty good points.

[Gavin17259]

If you just stop talking then your opponent will think they've won because they will think you've run out of arguments.

[trollohlelohle]

charlie cheen would destroy both of them

[arospades]

But there's also the "reversal" 9-B which is a variant to the step 9 The reversal is usually used to swop positions... And 9-A "Advanced reversal" which is to clone some of your opponent's weapons to use against them... The difference between 9-A and 9-B is that 9-B consists on a single role swopping argument while 9-A is about changing your behaviour permanently by assimilating your enemy arguing characteristics and distorting the argument architecture to fit your own arguments...

[junkead]

Why don't you put up something more informative .... losers!!

[majinvegeta2k10]

LOOOOL!!! THE LAST STEP!

[michelletimofeev2]

2 camels in a tiny car. just yell that.. allways works :3

[AceofDlamonds]

"You don't need to be right-- you need to achieve your goal"

sums it up perfectly for 90% of YouTube debates.

[MrPizzapoika]

I don't want to win an argument with anything besides being right. If im wrkng ill admit it, it would be stupid not to.

[ForestForever]

you can't win anything with a haircut like that

[psychicviking]

The video is a comedy act with very little useful info. I like the part about talk in a low voice. I think I could get my husband to stop arguing by asking, "Would you like fries with that?"

[zestydude87]

beat the fuck out of them with logic. Works almost every time and they walk away looking like a total idiot.

[enzotje123]

@RAMEWE97 family don't count bro!

[2pu200]

in soviet russia argument argues you

[23Solo]

"it's impossible to arg with somebody who doesn't arg back"

my mom can do that actually

[Nahasapasa]

Women win arguments by withholding sex.

[AnimeWolfGal]

Here's he I ALWAYS win my arguments! :D Friend: no, you do it like THIS see?! Me: Meow. Friend: are you listening?! Me: Meow. Friend: I GIVE UP! YOURE IMPOSSIBLE! Me: Meow ... Works every time ;)

[ParkerJordanStilley]

Just say two camels in a tiny car and you will win every time

[RandomGoth1000]

step 1: Two camels in a tiny car. if that fails, then step 2: Chuck Norris. that is all

[KennethwithKenny]

First tip

Just stop talking.

finished.

[MissEyelashWisher]

But in arguements I burst out crying!!! I cant control it!!!

[LilyOpmac]

Fight like a man! Get your sword out!!!

[BaakoIsNovice]

Use Chuck Norris.

[musicalmike235]

Sounds like the way liberals argue.

[AceofDlamonds]

58,000+ people are trolls in training (TIT).

[StephenFiorentini]

Here's an arugment starter, fuck off adverts!

[MechaKameleon]

This didn't work for me. I can't overpower someone with poor social skills. >:(

[Rotneybot]

Chuck Norris solves all arguements

[joelschram23]

Ugly wig alert!!

[shobin05]

i know...dont start any..

[accidentpronefish]

the narrator is batman

[JamieKingize]

Respond to this video... This is a pretty decent video! My buddy also wrote one that got my parents to buy me the new IPhone 4G! Lol, its so sick. If you guys wanna check it out it's at blogger under KestrelAnon

GL guys

[RoamRandy]

@accidentpronefish its morgan freeman

[MrFAILZrUS]

yell louder then the other person. even if its just giberish. just scream

[archibaldmainsfield]

@MrFAILZrUS stewie yelling in spanish on family guy

[poopchunk3]

what goal

[TheKie168]

i like being a girl i always win them :D

[tichergeorge]

u know this actualy works :l

[syborg32]

is it just me or does the narrator sound like nixon?

[saberman41]

u cant win in an argument over a women because men tent to use logic

[MAjYQSammi]

Just say, "Two camels in a tiny car," or, "You ain't got no pancake mix!"

You'll win every time...

[cheekyterier]

@MAjYQSammi ahahahahahahahahahaha kevjumba!

[eyebrowsQ8]

oh noez not the cheeze

[Colbud2]

It works i won an arugment easily against my freind cause he says some programme called igod acutel knows what ur saying lol what an idiot

[fuelofmil0]

they missed something on the title: ''how to win any argument! (except against women)

[marianlei]

My friend gely is a stupid cunt

[TheAlexJlyons]

hahahaahahahahahaha

[Lias4ever]

LOL the instructor remind me a bit of Light_Yagami xD

[kidbookid18]

whatever you say when your upset is stupid- -- yeah!

[TheMightyMoe24]

i like the last tip

[Santino1518]

Chris Brown!! PAY ATTENTION!

[bamatommy]

LOL

[VampireMonkeyCRX]

Haha fuckin cheese. NOM.

[iluvtoargue]

I LUV TO ARGUE

[AvrilLavigne258]

I always win, I know only 2 ways- my way, and the wrong way :)

[nikosyv]

@AvrilLavigne258 haha, self-help tapes much?(;

[MultiShawn76]

lol if you argue with a women you end up in hospital

[NightRider2k8]

i usually just say this... to be honest it's like taking a cake and eating it two. That usually works...

[bluekatt24]

OR we could just say "Two camels in a tiny car"

[SoldierUK1]

@bluekatt24 Yeeeah baby raywilliam johnson for president!

[SpartanArnhem]

i always say. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW? and they are shut up right away

[oki8884]

point 6 apologizing!!!!!! not ... sign of weknes!!!

[bleachsanchoblastk]

a shotgun solves all arguements

[Cchebat]

@bleachsanchoblastk no it just ends it

[MUUUTO]

@bleachsanchoblastk especially a AA-12

[TheMrSpartanking]

@bleachsanchoblastk Chuck Norris can do anything. Besides crying.

[reparatorii]

@bleachsanchoblastk agreed

[thien3011]

@bleachsanchoblastk then you go to jail.

[iDemonChild]

The best way to win a arguement is say*ahem*

"TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR"

[justinruleseverythin]

rwj ftw!!!

[bruceleeC64]

having a gun in your back pocket always wins an argument

[chickenmanstan]

I always stay calm in arguments and that can really piss the other person off (my mom for one :P)

[Kingofgames2009]

@chickenmanstan that is so true

[TuistedMetalheds]

same here

Mom: You're grounded ! No PC for you mr. !

Me: :) Okay, I'm going to meet Andrea it's almost 6..

Mom: You are not going anywhere !

Me: Okay XD ! I'm going to play some Mortal Kombat on the PS2.

Mom: You~

Me: Don't even say it, that's about 2 things just for not cleaning my room. Peace !

[livingfaith17]

hhahah that was really good! I am gonna use it much!=))

[tigerwoman31]

i love video jug it is so helpful!!

[tigerwoman31]

it really dose look like steve-o lol!!!

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

Narrator sounds like Paul Giamatti.

[100rainbowgirl]

i get it,if you keep silent,the opponent will start getting fustrated and move away.

[RustyBinProductions]

I think the best trick is not to have an arguement, but to have a debate instead. Try to behave as though you have no stake in the outcome of the debate.... that way you're applying nothing but logic and reason, whilst most opponents are just shouting about a point which gets completely lost in their expression... then you've won.

Also if you're on the wrong side of a debate, admit it when you're sure and you've STILL won by being willing to accept it.

[ZEROPREET117]

Hmm... when you stay quite, doesn't the one who talks says they are the winner lol xD how do you win then lmao x3

[RichyM09]

haha the guy in the back sounds like a ninja. 'find your opponents weakness'

[magnuschubb]

is it just me or is the guy in black look like steve-o?

[moljinerdude]

yeah he kinda does look like steve-o

[Johnnysturgis]

durka durka

[kholik4]

mohammed jihad

[totalgamelover]

One thing's for sure...You can NEVER win an argument with a woman!

[SoulcaliburMage]

@totalgamelover Lol, all you have to do to beat women is just to be quiet for an hour. Lots of confidence.

[tu4eva]

@totalgamelover i've lots of time.

[frazbob1]

@totalgamelover Tell me about it, some bitch is screaming at me for defending myself when her best friend shouted abuse at me. silly cunt

[LostWiind]

@totalgamelover Correct! XD

[TAZYSTAR]

@totalgamelover I love PWNING people at arguements, especially women :D because you KNOW hard work pays off.

[BlazingAzureTheta]

@TAZYSTAR To bad winning that argument means you've got no chance with her now.

[TheMaxofdeath]

@totalgamelover ya you cant that is when you just RUNNNN!!

[kierwilliamslfc1]

@totalgamelover true true

[3HDPS]

@totalgamelover

rape

[AmandacooL8]

@totalgamelover hahaha

[meganelly2000]

@totalgamelover why say that? you'll encourage me!

[Elvinknight9]

funny!

[09Arghh]

or .. you can just tell them to fuck off :D

[JACKMOAT95]

BONUS TIP:

Whatever you say when you're upset will be stupid any way .

L.O.L

[runeblaster]

THANKS!!!!!

[joesliff]

CHEESE 4 THE WIN!!!

[Mc3FlowProductions]

funny enough, that is actually quite true, lol

[etocadet]

number 1 rule tho is if loosing dig something from the past up resolved or not and use that, my dad always does that to me and it does my head in, any argument hell just win because his mind is just like a massive evidence room and hes gil grissom with anger issues lol

[mynameisbillie]

i win arguments by saying random sentences to thro the uther person off guard then i shout owned a run off :/

[DepressedAnimeAddict]

Win.

[bigdan6ft5]

Yeah I'm up for a rematch.. bring it on!

[BigboyDownStairs]

I hit the gym making me a ripped son of a bitch. So I start all my arguements and then win them by threatening to powerslam my oppenent.

COME'ON BRO!!! YOU WANT SOME SHIT??

[SamuelArcherdotWeb]

The narrator sounds like Alec Baldwin lol =P

[darkENhandsome]

Nice work guys. Very entertaining!

[aitannaa]

the afraid of cheese point was where I started laughing like a maniac :P

[iCancelledSchool]

LMAOOOOO

[DaniiBlud]

LOL

[daisyychainss]

what the fk.

[RandomHero565]

or if you think your losing, just scream at them and walk away

[Silberdachs]

Looked like the Bill O'Reilly 101 playbook to me.

[ArcanePath360]

Nice tips.

Shame nothing works against female opposition.

[r3sp3c791]

@ArcanePath360 slap the boobs and run ;d

[omgBrick]

lol, it really works!!! XD XD

[tinsywinky]

A woman always gets the last work in an argument.

Anything the man says after that is the start of another argument.

[skyflaire]

@tinsywinky pfft then u definitely dont know me XD iv won all my arguments,and most were wit girls so HA!

[skyflaire]

@ArcanePath360 yes ther is,it may b hard but use wat she says agaist her,thats the key!

[ArcanePath360]

You may think you have won...but in the absence of logic and accountability there can be no victory, it will always be the man's fault no matter what.

[WillP999]

You missed the most important step:

Make stupid noises and dance.

This means you win at any point in the argument.

[LosPalisados]

and look like a dick head....

[WillP999]

HURR HURR.

[djcellx12]

stop talking hahahaaaa