Subway "What Does Combo Meal Come With?" Funny Commercial

[slimshady0297]

Why do they say no custom orders when you actually CAN get custom orders at a fast food restaurant?

[GeOrGe1234567890able]

@KingMZAProductions2 fuck you up the hole. Go choke on a dorito!

[victorhng]

omg thats the guy from star gate universe i cant believe they canceled that show rabble rabble rabble rabble

[JermzzzyFTW]

Omg, that's Marc's bf from Ugly Betty!

[ChristianCarLover]

:D

[JackBuck44]

Forget the sub, im gonna eat her pussy for lunch !

[ADEL1994]

she sounds like rachael berry

[eyebo]

Hey it's Eli from Stargate Universe! ! !

[lcmy]

she's cute...

[KingMZAProductions2]

@lcmy Shes ugly.

[paintballkid454]

Good thing she didnt order the chicken fingers meal, that comes with AIDS, type 1 and 2 diabities, herpies, gonorrahea, tuberculosis, apple slices, and a medium soda.

I mean who wants to have apple slices?? gross..

[heroestornadorune5]

What the Randomness

[killzonerome]

a huge roasted cock on a subway bun in your fucking ass

[valerinsky]

It is sad to see a marvelous human being like Tamy Trull trying to assimilate -check out her accent.

[duequesne]

The look on her face at 0:11 is so funny! LOL!!!

[kidrauhlgirlie]

I'll take the shake. (;

[MrMaryJanes]

...Man... I bet she sucks a good dick.

[mjrusso45]

Yep that's Eli from Stargate universe behind the cash register.

[Devandevande]

NO CUISTOM ORDERS!

[MovieMouse]

The order-taker guy is David Blue from "Stargate Universe". I beleive he's been in other shows like "Ugly Betty" as well.

[Hound419]

I've seen that guy somewhere before but I can't remember what show...

[dalaran54321]

IT'S ELI!!!!!

[Freeviewsplease]

Too bad the only difference between this and fast food is the calories from fat, if you get enough stuff on the sub to actually make it have taste it won't be 300 or 400 calories. It usually ends up towards 600 or 700 then throw in your soft drink.

[NickyzTreatz]

@Freeviewsplease Finally someone with half a brain who understands calories!!! ROFLMAO. On the biggest loser they actually took the contestants to subway and said pull the gutz out of the bread only leaving the crust .. that just goes to show you huh?

[duequesne]

The look on her face after he told her what came with the combo meal and his grin was priceless. LOL

[chada75]

I'd do her.

[fancyshoes002]

I,am ordering the barf bag.

[ctaylor231245]

they just bustin on fast food ppl

[askapalaphagy]

Lea Michele look-a-like?

[bsdcolonel]

She points to the left, and looks to the right.

[x3uhohitzmorganx3]

Replace "Cheeseburger Combo Meal" with AP Biology. HAH this commercial was the joke of my class.

[happymlk]

Ain't it the truth.

[SeizetheMoment99]

Oh, that was David Blue, "Logan" from Moonlight! You're hilarious David!

[fmbchris]

this guy must be a homo

[zikten]

she looks like the main girl on Glee

[siredline09]

the guy from SGU looks gay in this commercial

[kamz16]

eli wallace lol

[malcommerriweather]

From Subway to Stargate...How cool is that?

[MovieMouse]

@malcommerriweather Sounds like the name of a movie....or maybe David's biography??? lol, he'd likely hate me for that comment, ah well!!

[sammylovestwilight]

lol love it.

i got an interview at subbers tomorrow wooo!

[ghtyu354]

Oh dear Eli was this what he was doing before he got on destiny ?

[darksamurai2005]

@ghtyu354 bloated feeling, regret, remorse, bigger waist, loss of self esteem, loss of boyfriend shame, therapy fries and a shake. This is what you get when you sign that damn air force non-disclosure agreement!

[benxander]

I guess when Eli I got back on Earth, there was nothing for him to solve, so he had to take any work he got.

[drakendrones]

I hate ALL THOSE COMMERCIALS which play with Women's/men's insecurities to get their SALES UP!!!

[HAETMUNGOR]

dooooont forget to chew

[unevenlight]

SGU rules glad to know he can act out of the show

[mongomondomongo]

The Subway Sandwich, the design is clearly Ancient.

[sn00ke]

@mongomondomongo This is what Subway intended the moment it entered the fast food industry.

[Cga1987]

@sn00ke hahaha! that line just made my day! thanks!! :D

[GeneralGrin]

this sandwich might be the greatest discovery mankind made since the stargate itself

[zeromtrx117]

@mongomondomongo  I lawled.

[thecooker241]

ELI IS ON THE SUBWAY PLAN WOOT WOOT!!!

[servandorios]

funny!

[LordGyphon]

Is the guy Dave Blue from SGU!

[jvmauck]

@LordGyphon NOOO! Eli!

[LatinaAmante]

TAMMY TRULL

[GraceAlone71]

LOL.! =) David Blue's a cutie.

[jm2trash]

"Loss of boyfriend"!? That's fucked up!

[DrSurprise]

lol, that chick looks like she's sucked dick and fucked before! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[tyoson369]

:D~

[applejetjax]

haha

[wackywackywacko]

she's cute

[ByakkoIsil]

David Blue! I squee'd  ^.^

[sheerterror77]

Don't eat, you might lose your boyfriend.

Only fat men can have love, no fat women. Amirite?

[Mlaughing]

@sheerterror77 You got the fist part right, but your just making the last part up.

[Fishheadofdoom]

it eems like it tho sadly, doesnt it?

[kamashakuji]

Eww. -_- She sounds like a dying poodle Respectively. D:

[sicilianbeddu123]

1. LMAO

2. she has a sexy voice

[AJfizz11]

NO CUSTOM ORDERS!

that made me lol

[Ghidget]

The guy taking the order, David Blue?

He's is so good-looking. I could stare at him all day!

[sailorstarrr]

when he smiles he is so cute ; )

[ddl1nz1mon]

If I was in her place I would beat the crap out of that guy

[Maxipad44142]

Subway bakes their bread but it comes in boxes and it contains HFCS's. Lying assholes...

[Hgirl4011]

SUBWAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilash99]

No custom orders!!

[LPSloversBF]

i just ate but now im hungry again

[strikecommando01]

i hate it when these commercials like the subway commercials have to be so superior to what people want to eat.its the peoples decision.

[ManicParroT]

You sound like a fat people.

[zunkfunkt]

that girl is from the movie harsh times. Best line ever in a movie when christian bale said "what if i punch you in the belly?"

[CHRISLARA1985]

LoL...It's better in spanish...It roughly translates," what if I gave you a beatdown in your fat?"

[zunkfunkt]

looooool

[Johndisclinic]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I just totally random glanced this but Im glad I did

[ShadowBlitz0]

Lol wow...

[tomsindahouse]

suppose its just to benefit other for some reason, its like saying why do people put music vids on here, entertainment purposes.

[3bianca33]

Why do people want to criticize so much? I think that it is a funny commercial. Those type of ads are the ones that we remember. I also love David Blue (Logan on Moonlight). In my opinion, he is awesome.

[AlwaysWhereIAm]

Lmao. Thats great!

[dirtyzombie45]

OMGGGGG TAMMY!~~~~~ ITS ME OMY, GOD I WISH I CAN SEE U!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!, HOPEFULLY U SEE THIS!!!! ITS lUIS'S LITTLE BROTHER!!!

[marybeast08]

"loss of boyfriend?" because she ate a cheeseburger? seriously?

[Nightavenger2]

A lot of carbs to work off when eating a fat cheeseburgar especially Mcdonalds. I think he's summs this up in the long run not she eats a fat food toady, and the next day she's fat, her boyfriend leaves her, and her self esteem is low.

[sn00ke]

@marybeast08 No one likes a fat chick.

[jboze3131]

@sn00ke ain't that the truth. oh, come on ladies, i'm kidding! but seriously, why is this lady in a smart business suit (read: job) when she should be home making babies and dinner, dammit?!

[teamzulu16]

@marybeast08

Maybe her boyfriend is a vegetarian

[Supertron5000]

@marybeast08 No kidding, i know i'd still date her even if she did, how unrealistic!!

[TheReclamation14]

@marybeast08 ya that bitches hips would swell up like oprahs from all the fat in their burgers

[PlaystationWii96]

@marybeast08 no, "loss of boyfriend" because she got fat

[qwisp]

Why in the world would someone place a Subway sandwich commercial on Youtube?? That's like putting a commercial for Tampons or toothpaste on youtube. I mean...why??

[garlicail]

Cause US is not the center of the world and some countries don't know subway. And because in some year it could b efunny to watch old das...

[sflanagan16]

hey, i bet if u searched tampon comercials, it would come up with millions of them! when a compony puts a comercial on, its so that if people look up that product, they MIGHT BUY IT!!! its just a way of advertising!

[evilash99]

Because some of us that are in commercials would like our family and friends to see them and maybe they have not caught it on TV yet or never will

[evilash99]

There is a lot more dumb crap on TV than commercials that are funny.

[eatmymullet]

Well, I'm never eating at subway again...

[NalusVee]

I remember some of those Subway commercials. Some of them were edgy, and almost funny. Almost clever. But just mostly edgy. To me, which is just ho-hum.

They went over the line with the 'did I make the burger boy cry' commercial, which is just one of the plainest pieces of jackassery I've seen advertised. It makes you wonder what kind of people were responsible for the commercials, and if they stare down at people they deem ineffective or weaker than they are.

I'd love to see that online.

[ToryE30]

David, nice job... and the facial expression changes are great. very entertaining, for a commercial.

[sugaryxegnirys]

Ugh... I hate these Subway commercials

[BonyAndPissed]

And remember, fat people are not a protected class, so it's okay to discriminate against them.

[Sdeded]

Wrong, they may not be protected, but that doesn't mean its okay. If you look closer...hmmm...I see...oh...here's what it's called...IT'S CALLED BEING AN ASS!

[BonyAndPissed]

They are not doing nearly enough to combat the forces of the obese tyrants. If we want to ensure that we live in a fat-free world, then we must kill them! Slice their throats, gut them like giant fish! It will be glorious! ALL GLORY TO THE THIN!

[evilash99]

LOL, Im with ya!

[IndieLuva]

Subway tastes GOOOOOD

[Callumrides]

ha ha not funny

[shuffle33]

My fave Subway sandwich...turkey breast with plain white Italian bread and BBQ sauce, and honey mustard and lettuce.

[ellpangya]

In what universe is this commercial "funny"? It's insulting, it's browbeating, and it's not good marketing at all.

[blip]

i agree with you. apparently the majority doesn't, seeing as they voted your comment down -7. goddamnit

[musicnam1234]

i agree with you

[marybeast08]

I agree with you.

[manic242]

........i think i am eating at subway for dinner

[ajoebloe]

That "guy" at the counter you all are discussing was on UGLY BETTY as the really flaming guy's boyfriend! LOL

His name escapes me right now!

[markincapemay]

it's David Blue. Isn't he precious? He's also straight and totally unafraid to play Gay - let alone play an unstereotypical Gay character - which makes him my hero

[manic242]

who cares?

[evilash99]

too bad you didnt say they were found in the bathrooms

[stuartjeffries]

Houston Durand says:

say that this commercial saved my life- thanks Jared

[stuartjeffries]

bloated feeling,

regret,

remorse,

bigger waist,

loss of self esteem,

loss of boyfriend,

shame,

years of therapy,

fries and a shake!

[evilash99]

....David Blue at the counter and Wes Palmer on the grill

[goodolday]

Ohhhhh, thank you thank you thank you. I didn't know Wes was a rugby player and he's so hot. He got some thick legs oh and his voice, i had to rewind the part where he said no custom orders like a dozen times.

[PrinceTian]

haha! i liked that girl first time i lay eyes on her! shes cute!

[bigrick510]

that gurl hella fine

[Panamenoblanco]

I think this girl is sooo freakin cute!!

[wakkoss]

What is her name?

[marcia0319]

Tammy Trull

[belovedideas]

one of my favorites!!!

[brittanybooXXlitalou]

HAHA! bloated feeling regret remorse a bigger waste loss of sselkasteem loss of boyfriend shame YEARS of therapy fries + a shake! (i cant spell!)

[Cuzzy6678]

I love the Subway Girl!!!! I also am a very good friend of hers and will continue to support her. =)

[Millybean92]

It's David Blue!

I love him :)

x

[marcia0319]

I cheered and went to highschool with this girl. (Tammy) It's awesome to see her on t.v.

[PrinceTian]

that's cool marcia! she's so damn cute!

[badddluccc]

not funny,cute girl thoe

[Cuzzy6678]

I just LOVE this commercial!! The actting is WONDERFUL and I just love the expression on the lady's face when the guy is done explaining what comes with the meal. This lady should be in MORE TV ads and shows... and hopefully some day movies. I would love to see more of her!!!!!!!! Besides the fact that I love Subway and I DO NOT see anything wrong with this commercial. Some times the truth hurts huh??????

[ness0o0o]

this commercial assumes that a woman will feel remorse and suffer from lowered self esteem for eating something that might make her gain weight, become less attractive, and therefore ultimately be devalued in our society...

ha-ha =(

[michaelottinger]

Whoa! I'm traveling to China next year to help deal with some of the big problems facing such a rapidly developing country as it tries to deal with a crazy population and a messed up government...

Stop worrying about the commercial!!! This is why everyone hates liberals. If the genders were reversed, no one would care. Besides, the actor playing the employee is clearly a (cute) homosexual, so I doubt he's worried about her body image.

[pizzaluvr13]

Who says he's gay?

[michaelottinger]

The eyebrow drop on "fries"...maybe.  The leaning forward during the smile before "No custom orders" as if he's about to say, "Girlfriend, not only will I drop that "loss of self-esteem" like it's 10 pounds before a white party, but you can slap my Abercrombie-clad tush if you don't absolutely SQUEAL with delight over this scrum-diddly-umptious brunch. Honey believe me, I've seen enough juicy meat on this circuit to know good beef when I see it. Oooo! I'm terrible!"

[michaelottinger]

His name is David Blue! He's on my MySpace, he's been in Ugly Betty, he's a wonderful, awesome guy, and yes, he's a homosexual! Let it go!

[goodolday]

That guy is acting and no you can't classify him to be gay. Believe me, gay guys are not that hot looking. I would like to do both him and the guy that said "No custom order." Both guys are hot but according to my gaydar, he is not gay. Believe me.

[evilash99]

Ha! This gives me a good laugh.

[twistedndepraved]

Does anyone know what this girl's name is, or anything about her?

[camden399]

Funny commercial.

[Morgan2150]

David Blue!! I'm totally in love with him.

[l0vethstuff]

hahahah NO CUSTOM ORDERS!!!!

[evilash99]

Wow you people really need to calm yourself. Its just a funny poke at burger restaurants. We have gotten fat on eating burgers after all.

[ilrpaaw]

to xxNegativexCreep...dont be mad just cuz you're messed up. all they're doing is letting you know how not to get fat..stupid ass. there's nothing wrong with that!

[retrofiction]

Agreed.

[xxNegativexCreep]

SICK!!!!!

loss of self esteem? loss of life? loss of boyfriend?? sexist belittling fucks. i wonder what the obese and overweight population of America (large percent) thinks of this commercial? I suffer from an eating disorder. Anorexia and bulimia since i was 12. if you have half a brain you can see how that message will fuck up lots of minds and bodies.

[evilash99]

Its what happens when you keep eating burgers and get fat! Go eat a sub!! Only 6 grams of fat

[socialstatus]

hahaha, winrar.

[Roxie21]

Agreed. Why couldn't they stay with the "healthy" wrap? They HAD to go with body shaming and how being fat is some how a moral failing. Lost my business.

[sadaharuo]

But notice how the girl said that she wasn't signing up for the "loss of self-esteem" part? Sounds to me more like Subway is poking fun at that idea, while still endorsing a healthy diet. Whether or not the food delivers great health benefits is a side issue.

[Roxie21]

Yah, but did you hear the 'no custom orders'?That means they don't think it's possible. Better not eat a burger! You might get fat! And if you get fat you'll have loss of self esteem, loss of life, and loss of boyfriend!!

"No custom orders" means no two ways about it.

You can't be fat and have a life! DUH!

wtf! fuck you subway

[sadaharuo]

I think it's pretty clear that the fast food attendees are the "villains" of the piece, as silly as that sounds.

They are appealing to the woman's vanity, because they are wicked and can't think of the world in any other terms. Shallowness comes naturally to them. The fast food employees are the antagonists of the commercial, not mouthpieces for the innermost beliefs of Subway management.

They would not willfully insult half of the population (read: paying customers) just for laughs.

[Roxie21]

No, this isn't clear at all. They are never admonished or told they are being sexist and wrong. The only person on which there is any negativity pushed their way is the woman for her request.

If subway disagreed with the script, then wouldn't have greenlit it. By paying for it and allowing it to be televised they are saying they agree and support this body shaming sexism. And they would "willfully insult half of the population (read: paying customers) just for laughs." They just did.

[FosterBrooksBrothers]

hey roxie, just because YOU personally felt insulted doesn't mean that the president of subway was deliberately trying to offend people.

from the hysterical sound of your writing, you're the kind of person who feels offended or insulted by everything.

that's not subway's fault...it's your fault. the world can't be reshaped to spare the feelings of an oversensitive person like you. nothing would ever get done.

[Roxie21]

This isn't about me being "personal insulted" you unobservant fool. Advertisers have been tapdancing around the "only thin women are loved, and being thin will automatically get you love" meme for decades now

And it's so wrong, so poisonous, so inaccurate. They aren't the first to do this and they won't be the last, but that doesn't mean I will support them in their body shaming.

[FosterBrooksBrothers]

roxie, just because i dont' see demons under every rock doesn't mean i'm "unobservant"

obviously the problems that you describe do exist, i just have a hard time finding much evidence in this commercial. it looks like they're just saying you should eat properly. all the b.s. about losing your boyfriend and feeling bad about yourself is treated very condescendingly. i'm sorry that you can't see that, but i'm not going to call you an "unobservant fool" on account of it.

[TalkBack075]

OMG it's David Blue, he is so awesome!

[dwightfan1991]

that looks like daniel goff

from latter day saints

[Marco3000polo]

Its her facial expression that does it for me. I guess shes Iranian American or something.

[jasperjava]

I agree - Iranian chicks are HOTTTT!!!