Warning: Shinobix Should Not Be Prescribed To Anyone, Anywhere (Part 1/5)

[almunchmelon]

Level 2 Phase 1 boss music= pitch-shifted No More Heroes theme.

[tehcaptainhair]

Samurai Statue of Liberty 2:00

[yunikage]

Ninjas jump a lot, and branches stick out, ergo....video games.

[TheDyingEarth]

so this is where riddely was made

[TehNoun]

Shinobix: Liked by long clitoris debaters

(audio transcribe is the best)

[Gamiac]

Wait, are those fucking Samurai Shodown sound effects in the intro? God damn, they could be less obvious, at least.

[PickpocketSan]

Devil Drama Mask confirmed for Rock Band 2012.

[augamon]

epic music on the title screen

[pillowby]

red lacquer is gonna be hotter than leather this christmas season

[AxAie]

i didn't know television existed in feudal japan. XD ninjas communicate via tv?

[DenOfVipers]

Transcription gets "high five, my brother" exactly right. :)

[LordIronHat]

To do list--

1- Interrogate surgeon using green palm gas

2- jump really far

3- summon ancestors... a lot

4- show up late, watch TV

5- jump up trees and summon ancestors... again

6- behead statues

7- watch tiny TV

8- break into jurrasic park and fight rubber snake

[Diggeh]

Great, now I have to find my own comment.

[Megamaniac610]

Anyone else think the intro where the guy is just standing there in flames and shit reminds them of Devil May Cry?

[Drewberdooba]

Actually, I know the story is junk, but the whole idea of destructible environments was cool

[WhiteTiger225]

To be fair, this games platforming actually looks good (LOOKS)

[biospherearcadia]

It's been about 2 days since I've watched this epic...now I'm back again. Either my life is really boring or Retsupurae are some funny fuckers.

[Me14986]

With the amount of TVs this fucker bought, I'd think he's the Asian counterpart to Jigsaw.

[Doperwtje81]

All that intro needed was Pierre Kirby in a yellow ninja-suit.

[Pooky1991]

I'm waiting to hear a Shao Khan like voiceXD

[TheorySH]

Subtitles at 0:05

"Long clitoris debaters liked it."

Close enough.

[xurin77]

...and we have to do it just-oh.

[Headbanger142]

"Sorry Sho, but your girl is in another castle!"

[HannahLover138]

I prefer Shinobi Girl. :|

[liarsclub75]

This game is so wonderfully awful. Ninja Sho is fine as hell though.

[KINFIN123]

Ninja Magic is the Jedi Mind Trick.

[woobiehastelly]

"HEY BUDDY RIDE ME I'LL TAKE YOUR TO YOUR DESTI-AAAAH!"

[todbot1]

Maybe the blue guy on the title screen trying to blend into the ocean?

... In the middle of the forest, I guess?

[trstmeimadctr]

I think I should explain to everyone the amazing creativity that went into this game. As en example: You may notice near the beginning of stage one that there is a symbol burning on a mountain in the background. "What sort of symbolism could that burning symbol carry", you may be asking yourself. "Fire". The symbol made of fire says "fire". Isn't it mind-bending?

[pockypurse]

Why do I keep expecting that white ninja to start singing Moskau?

[gaminggoddess85]

I have this game, but my version's called Shinobi: Legions. I think it had different music too.

[NeoJames82]

@gaminggoddess85 You are right. This is the European version. This one has the more favored music.

[gaminggoddess85]

@NeoJames82 Does it? I liked my version's music more. Oh well.

[stringanime]

Great Vic Tokai, makers of Psycho Fox and Kid kool, made this. What could possibly go wrong? SEGA ought to hire TREASURE to make a Nice Shinobi game. Sorry No, Shinobi 3DS will not be great. Nothing but TREASURE will do, they know how to make a game.

[Bluhmann]

Shinobi III has to be one of my favourite games, but this is ugly. It looks very smooth compared to the other longplay games. That's not saying much, because I can just feel how clunky it is compared to the older games.

[PhrozenFox]

This game actually looks pretty good.

[BirdiewasHere]

@PhrozenFox

14:14 ...really? This game is retarded looking.

the first three was the best the rest just suck

[johnnywreck1]

Dead To Rights

[DarkArtistKaiser]

I think that was a diety, not a ancestor. 

[TheToast7]

Another great video as usual, guys. However, while you guys were very funny, the game was extremely boring, in my opinion. However, I had just drank a huge cup of coffee, and that usually makes me hate stuff more, so WHATEV.

[EponymousKid]

I think what happened at the start screen was the player was waiting for you to run out and learn Japanese in order to read the title properly.

[DLAlucard]

That stage two mini-boss/boss made me think of David Bowie personally.

[Killershadow666999]

12:39 worst birthday EVER!

[Unknownhero1423]

Shinobi X vs Longshoreman X: The Ultimate Battle

[Unknownhero1423]

Shinobi X vs Longshoreman X: The Ultimate Battle

[Djinnfest]

YOUTUBE

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ )

Y U NO FILL MY SUB-BOX WITH THIS FUCKING AMAZING SHIT

[bananaphoneman12]

Were they fighting David Bowie from Labrynth?

[MightyKombat]

Stick X on the end of anything and its sure to stink.

[MikeArcade07]

@MightyKombat Megaman X MK? What about that? XD

Weird shinobi game, looks like the guys who did Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game tried to make a Ninja Gaiden game, failed, and turned it into a shinobi game.

[MightyKombat]

The exception that proves the rule.

Also yeah because SEGA totally doesn't appear at the beginning of the game and there's totally not a credits listing who to blame no sir that's just a figment of my imagination.

[MikeArcade07]

@MightyKombat Yeah, at least the PS2 Shinobi games are better.......yes I said that, I like those games. :I

The new one looks alright as well, style is a little different but hell I'll except that. Oh and another exception is Super Mario Bros. X, Megaman ZX(It DOES have X at the end of it), and Super Street Fighter IIX(Super Turbo). XD

Can't think of any other ones but I knew I was pushing it anyway.

[MightyKombat]

Where did Mario Bros X come from?

[MikeArcade07]

@MightyKombat What? it's a good game, it's a fangame sure but still it's a nice game, that and I ran out of games that end with an X.

[EmperorSeth]

@MightyKombat

What about Megaman?

[Stainbreak]

11:42 those Buddhas are from Gantz.

[strobelights9]

SHINOBI X AW MAN I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!

is something you'll never hear

[SlamminWolfgang]

I don't understand why so many games used digitzed actors. Did people really think that Mortal Kombat was successful because of...well, that?

[PureRok]

@SlamminWolfgang Takes less effort.

[DorianCairne]

That's...an INTERESTING take on sprite creation. You've got to wonder if the Link character would have been quite as iconic if he'd just been a bunch of photos of the director's kid in a green nightcap and outsized sweater...

[EponymousKid]

@DorianCairne It's stupid, but this was a huge craze after Mortal Kombat came out -- even, like in this case, when the gameplay was nothing like Mortal Kombat.

[PickpocketSan]

I LOOK LIKE A RUBBER TOY BOUGHT AT A SEVEN-ELEVE-AAH!

HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME GRAPES THE PRODUCERS NEVER FED M-AAH!

HEY DO YOU THINK I'M BECOMING A CLIC-AAH!

[EponymousKid]

One month later:

STILL BEIN' CARTED AROUND ON A GIANT DOLLY

[Goodguy33]

YOU HAVE CONSUMED GRAPES! Now you can jump like a bunny rabbit!

[MukiMukification]

Oh man guys do I have intel on someone for you guys to commentate upon...

[Zknight7126]

Cutscene is unrelated.

[LieutenantMiles]

7:38

Well now we know what you were being attacked by in Arise 4!

[SQUIZZLER24]

Shinobi-x is the opposite of Weetabi-x.

[Vidk1ng]

Sub boxes are broken, I was worried that I would miss a retsupurae video so I chcked, and what do you know!

[NorthAnticipated]

Shinobi X, not Shinobix.

But i nitpick.

[EyreKneeSA]

@NorthAnticipated That's the joke...

[CommanderMantis]

Warning: Shinobix has been known to cause anal leakage, long elevator rides, and random ancestor recalls. Ask your doctor if Shinobix is right for you.

[BetaSolution]

@CommanderMantis Don't forget the random Dragon Storms and vultures attacking you. In really tiny print down at the bottom of the screen for a fraction of a second.

[glitchz1]

whoa wheres the Hootenanny.

I was promised Hootenanny.



[Icerama108]

@glitchz1 Next, week.

[glitchz1]

why didnt this come in my subscription box?

[Ridleykiller146]

@glitchz1 It's not working right now, for some reason.. An alternative is to go to "all activity". But you have to go through a lot of shit you don't want..

[Link00065]

Dead To Rights

[PaperMario15]

Mega Man X must have gotten his wall-climbing ability from this guy.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

I knew that this would be a good longplay when I saw that it will be in more than 3 parts.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

The evil ninjas have Littlefoot's mother and the Space Pirates on their payroll. Sho better watch the fuck out.

[apanst]

Muramasa aint got shit on this masterpiece

[nerdboy02]

I TOO HAVE EATEN GRAPES

[Stormfin]

Hey, I work at Red Lobster!

[posthumanfetus]

If you didn't say Dead To Rights at the end, this rongupurae would just not have been complete.

[ADBHLS]

Also what the fuck is with vegetarian dinosaurs trying to kill you in video games?

[NaturalSuperVillian]

Press X to Shinobi

[Dygeron92]

2:04

"Noone can match my evil power"

HA! I always thought Peter Noone was secretly evil.

[kittehfoodz]

I suddenly have the urge to watch a Kurosawa film.

[PickpocketSan]

So Shinobi X is the unofficial sequel to Last Alert where super ninja Sho must hire the feelings of once-hero Guy Kazuma and his army of Marshal Artists to rescue his stereotypical ninja girlfriend so he can learn the Technique of Kama Sutra...It all makes sense now.

[juicedup14]

this is so much better than maramusa!

[Karash770]

When your Retsupurae-channel used to be about Let's Plays, shouldn't you make a "Rongutsupurae"-channel for the Long Plays?

[Wanderer2266]

@Karash770 too much work.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@Karash770 I'd say quit being a f*cktard, but you're a German WOW player, there is no hope for you.

[GreatPelicanMan]

You've got it all wrong! The protagonist here is actually being portayed by that Sword Of Vermilion guy.

[Son0fABatman]

Aww, no Longshoreman X? :(

[Kaibaman41]

"Step 4,Kill The Turtles" I see what you did their

[DanMickie]

for christ's sake slowbeef, press START. I thought you knew how to LP.....................

[1337treeckolol]

@DanMickie LOL fail

[Timrs1989]

@DanMickie you do know that they aren't playing the game right?

[Diggeh]

It was midnight in the bustling city of LetsPlayersberg. I was strolling briskly through the dimly lit suburbs. It had been a long day at work, and I was eager to turn in for the night. As I passed the Retsu-Light District, I met a muscular man wearing blue leotards. After showing me his "I Have Diabetes" card and telling me to check me feet, he slipped me my usual longplay. I thanked him and took off. I slammed the door and queued up another fine video. A perfect ending to a mediocre LP day.

[MaverickhunterXZero]

I guess even japan has horrible live action video game based movies, except this it's of the video game. but seriously, was that the Shredder?!

[Badthoughts90]

Shinobi X: A Godfrey Ho game

[HeavyxMedic53]

Oh man, the Rongpuraes. The Retsupuraes have been of decent quality lately, but the Rongpuraes remain excellent. Keep up the good work.

[CSB]

Nostalgia Critic dinosaur makes a cameo at 14:21

[tovarischkrasnyjeshi]

@CSB I think it's less Nostalgia Critic, and more, well... I don't remember when they started using that voice, but I know it goes at least back to a video involving a metroid prime battle against Ridley. Someone better than I can correct me if I'm wrong. And since then, they've been using that voice for just about every lizard. So what they said is, NC is a lizardman; one of those aliens behind just about evry 4th conspiracy theory. Or Ridley. Or RidleyLizardman. NostalgiaCriticRidleyLizardman­.

[CSB]

@tovarischkrasnyjeshi Oh, I thought it started in the Jurassic Park RP. I haven't listened to the whole Metroid Prime LP yet.

[WarioMario12345]

@tovarischkrasnyjeshi Yeah, it started with Ridley

[freddybgbg]

need moar!

[TaurusOxford]

That outfit is perfect. He would blend in perfectly with the Canadian flag.

[Darwinialives4eva]

I thought, man I wish there was another RP'd longplay, going through the old ones is getting boring. And lo and behold this shows up. Thanks slowbeef.

[antisadism]

Time to grab my tissues and lube.

[Samdaman00965]

Slowbeef sounds a little under the weather. Is he sick or something?

[doobsmcgee]

anyone else's sub box not updating at all? if i didnt have the email update i would never had known this was posted

[halo3abosol1]

@doobsmcgee when ever "Subscriptions" isn't working just go to "All activity".

[ADBHLS]

@doobsmcgee

I only found this by stumbling onto Retsupurae's channel out of boredom to rewatch some old favorites.

[DorianCairne]

@doobsmcgee Yeah, what's going on with that?

[Shard1697]

@doobsmcgee Yeah, it's completely broken right now.

[JohnTheFisherman888]

@doobsmcgee It is probably your web browser.

[jakedizzle]

@doobsmcgee Yea I haven't had a new video show for two days so far lol. Fucking Youtube.

[Robbie06261995]

@doobsmcgee Same.

[RoyStorey]

@doobsmcgee YT's subbox is being really glitchy right now. I haven't received any upload notices for any subscriptions for two days. I only found out about this through the facebook page.

[GazzyW007]

@doobsmcgee Change to "All Activity". It works.

[picklebond157]

great, but uh... I'm still waiting for Meet N Fuck Kingdom.

[bobbinsthethird]

I just wanted to wonder, how much does Sega pay you to promote their consoles?

After watching your videos, I am convinced Sega CD had the best library of exclusives on the market.

[bobbinsthethird]

@bobbinsthethird Had to wonder*

[wutforever]

Great stuff.

[MrSwimmer89]

8th! Believe it!

[kkslider555]

For a second I thought the title screen was gonna turn into an MGS game-over screen with that music. Which I'm fairly certain is, in a way, a fitting metaphor for this game.

[jay4gamers1]

hmmmm do i?....yea

*clicks link*

[TheBestVIP1]

lol another great video guys, but seriously 100 yen is not a lot of money.

[Snoremacs]

Never again.