Whitney Cummings Hates Porn.mp4

[leepipesateneo]

she should switch from stand-up to porn.

think about it. she's got the face, the body, the loud voice and what'd ya know she doesn't even have to change her name.

[eezysqueezy]

This chick should thank fuck she's hot or else no-one would be interested in her unfunny ass.

[bunnymeatTV]

not very funny but id love to cum on her face

[legennd3]

@bunnymeatTV enough mouth on her to suck six dicks at once

[kanimo24]

Has she ever been funny? Jesus, this is excruciating...

[napalmman420]

She hates porn...but her last name is CUMmings. How Ironic.

[ashleyw731]

Turn down your fucking volume if you think shes too loud. Jesus.

[komutatoor]

she's cute

[AwesomeMullet69]

This squawkin' cunt is famous?

[Xonipher]

dumb bitch yells

[bboywutang]

lmaooo!

[EnzoCheLatino]

oooooooo, she's so edgy.

[MIkaylaSalvatore163]

See, she says she's not loud in the bedroom...but she is all the time on stage..hmm...

[bunnytickler]

fu*king love it

[korgri]

@bunnytickler shill?

[bunnytickler]

fucking love it

[Bigkahkistan]

she sounds like a terrible lay.

[Doefella718]

She is hot indeed....id bet she look hotter with her mouth shut!

[irurwurst]

The rudy part was amazing!

[joebulls1]

borin

[iJAEHCE]

hahaha rudy rudy rudy rudy! lol

[beefking69er]

Girls aren't funny

[Pmlth]

@beefking69er I thought I was the only one who thought that

[94oioioi]

not funny.

[ryderonthestormx3]

Why does she have to talk so loud?

[richyblazedat]

P.S. Yelling does not make you funny, bitch.

[richyblazedat]

Wow she is awful. Any man who laughs at this retarded ho is a 100% clown dick and any woman who laughs at her probably has the IQ of a doorknob. "Playing the field?" It's an expression like "shooting the shit." We don't actually think we are "shooting shit" now do we? That was such a bad attempt at a joke I literally cringed.

[AZsportshut]

What makes this bitch any different from Kathy Griffen? Nothing, she is just the same monkier rip off. Come up with something original you dumb bitch.

[SadisticReviews]

@AZsportshut she doesn't come on here to read your comments, dumbass lmao

[injury]

too forced, shes not as funny as she is trying to be

[Thunderflower367]

i think she's hilarious

[lemko59]

just saw her and snooki on jay leno and snooki was the civilized one

[lemko59]

how many hollywood types did she sleep with to get her show? - so unfunny

[GUMMITURTLE22]

Bahaha my boyfriend showed me this xD

[sumgui]

moderately amusing cunt

[carminav25]

she's hilarious

[kruger2605]

I wish I had breasts and a vagina so NBC would give me a TV show, apparently i don't have to be funny, so its settle

[lemko59]

@kruger2605 she doesn't have breasts

[PAXXDADDY]

why is she yelling at me? im sorry, whitney, just stop yelling at me

[amayagab]

What a moderately amusing cunt!

[Wizarrdd]

I would do unforgivable things to this fine woman.

[Settve]

I dont care what everyone say - i like her, she's funny !

[MrJoelyboi20]

moderately amusing cunt

[AirbornMartin]

I'd wreck that chick. Even if she's not funny.

[NateKhat24]

few episodes of roseannes nutts reality show made me laugh. i like lucielle ball,leah remni,Natasha Leggeo thebest though, yeah

[ArknineYT]

Actually I was jerking off to random pics of Whitney, but I am home, alone, and on a couch...

Well played.

[irideafitbikeyo92]

sooo funny makes me laugh out loud every time

[sweetsteph3]

i love her.<3 shes amaizing.

[spreadhead4201]

"i look like i had herpes for 2 weeks" (you probably do you slut) and thats why you should wax you dumb bitch

[saiguy1986]

She's not really that funny, but I'd still fuck her.

[tedcantu1]

You could tip Whitney upside down and shove her head first into the toilet to clean it. Shes so skinny and when shes upside down shes kinda useful.

[UncleErnie71]

She mentions how loud porn stars speak. The irony. Hurts.

[einsteinadonis]

this chick doesn't dig porn but has completely modelled her face after it's stars. what the fuck has she done to her lips??

[PrettyPhotogenic18]

Lmao yall wish you could be as funny as her! Whitney is absolutely hilarious! If you think she sucks soo much why did you take the time to even watch the video huh? Pshh, smh at the haters..

[Goodlookn]

@PrettyPhotogenic18 Well it would be much worse if someone said they hated her if they didn't even watch her.

[clark1wd]

@PrettyPhotogenic18...... Why did we take the time to watch? It's like a train wreck.......absolutely terrible, but you can't look away. Yelling loudly and recycling jokes that have been done 100 times doesn't make someone funny.

[Fudgecave]

hahaha...can't believe she is even on a stage...shut up you ain't funny honey...and yer TV show stinks...who do you know in the biz ?...overrated...Oh yea it IS Hollywood

[misfitstattoo]

She's as funny as a swinging gate.

[AndyHarglesis]

@misfitstattoo Yeah, I bet you're funnier.... NOT!

[TheDancerism]

i think shes funny so i dont care wat u ppl say.

[drummerman324]

i dont know why people think shes yelling so loud. its not that bad

[tharealYonas28]

No wonder why Aziz Ansari made fun of her

[iC0ffey]

@tharealYonas28 What did he say? Is there a link somewhere?

[tharealYonas28]

@iC0ffey The character Raaaaaandddddy he created in ''Funny People'' was making fun of loud comedians whjo come up with stupid material

[turo9992000]

Porn isn't meant for cunts its for men.

[AndyHarglesis]

@turo9992000 Yeah that's why so many cunts get wet and aroused from watching it.

It's proven already that millions and millions of females watch porn every year, ages 9-60 usually.

They also masturbate to it. Face it, not everyone likes porn either gender.

[faffaflunkie]

This is what it would be like if someones mom did stand up for you.

[jzwergel71]

Nails on a chalkboard.

[Bopalena]

My God, this stinks! NOT FUNNY!!! 

[WillMorebucks]

It's like Dane Cook, but she takes all the qualities I hate from him and amplifies them. Can't even front though, she's nice to look at. Guess they found Sarah Silverman's replacement as the hot girl who says vulgar shit.

[eblancor]

She's not funny. Her show's not funny.

[bradyfitzy]

@eblancor then you people don`t get comedy at all

[komalsamra]

Her show is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! I love her :)

[aaardvarkkk]

Rudy? Who or what the hell is she having sex with?

[movienmusiclova]

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[AUSROTTENY2K]

sorta funny how she hates porn but yet has a porn sounding name lol

[teameymelli1]

@AUSROTTENY2K probably another reason she hates it!

[cadillac2003cts]

She's funny but her show could really use some help

[AsiansAreYummy]

If its not that funny, then don't watch her videos. And delivery is part of a joke, so whether you yell or not, big fucking deal. She's pretty funny, IMO.

[adamk4747]

I dont know about this bitch but when I fuck girls there always screaming really loud. why? because Im railing and stretching out there little vagina

[kjbass1986]

@adamk4747 ahh little ten year old vaginas?

[Rgvfan12]

not that funny

[osskeet]

i dont know why people think she hot, she is super skinny, no boobs, no butt, very pale skin and when he talks its like she sounds like she yelling all the time. not impressed

[Rgvfan12]

@osskeet agreed

[laurapodkapova]

Sarah Silverman and Lampanelli are the only 2 female comedians who come any close to men's humor.

[kittyinasock]

she is TERRIBLE

[CaniacMatt]

boo

[Ernestiqus]

Don't like this comedian. Not at all. Smiled at "good job" though. But then she piledrives the joke into the ground and it's not funny anymore.

[tmamone83]

Hell of a lot funnier than that stupid sitcom she does now.

[ActuallyLiam]

She is already half a porn girl with a name like Whitney Cummings.

[Porly62]

Most obnoxious "comedian" EVA

[gunsxgoxbang6661]

@Porly62 EVA? What is this "eva"? Is that a word?

[TheDriftwoodPuppet81]

Wow. Really unfunny. Women eh. They just can't do comedy. But they can sure can shout and whine about men.

[chizbowzer]

I don't think she is very funny.

[Jpanetta]

Listen people, get thru yer head's girl's will never be as funny as guys, bottom line and thats it. the only one who cums even close is lampanelli! Sal Governale should have a bigger career than this fuckin hack

[yomamapwnz]

@Jpanetta What about Maria Bamford?

[laurapodkapova]

@Jpanetta i agree, Lampanelli is the only American female comedian who's really funny.

[bigsleep32]

I feel like I have a sense of humor although not many people would admit to having no sense of humor. I enjoy the Marx brothers movies, Bob Hope, Woody Allen, Larry David, Richard Pryor, it's hard to say those people aren't legends of comedy.

[bigsleep32]

I watched all 2:15 seconds of this and a few other clips of this girls stand up act and I didn't laugh once, not a chuckle, not a smile, my home is deadly silent. I enjoy laughing, I was hoping to laugh when I clicked this video and yet most people reading this probably did laugh and thought this was very amusing. I have a theory on why you laughed and I didn't. It's because I laugh when something is actually funny and you all laugh when something amuses you even when it's not funny.

[bigsleep32]

This is not funny to someone who understands good comedy. Just because there are certain people who think Carrot Top is the funniest man alive that doesn't mean he actually is. Do you see what I'm getting at? Your inability to fathom and grasp good comedy actually makes you laugh more and be a happier person than me. You know what they say, "ignorance is bliss". Sometimes I wish I could be like you and laugh at people that aren't particularly talented. Not really.

[awesomeless1]

@bigsleep32 you are a idot. whitney is funny. if you hate her, don't watch this video and go watch other funny guys like Bob Hope, Woody Allen, Larry David, and Richard Pryor. you dumb loser.

[OldPort90]

Marry me Whitney

[ctfisfun]

its funny because shes a pornstar

[JRockKush]

@ctfisfun who... whitney is ?? wtf

[rbermea]

Does she look a little bit like Sarah Silverman?

[AKIman522]

I know this is a strange question, but does anyone know the name of the intro and outtro song that plays for this stand up routine?

[theblahman]

Wow a woman not liking porn- this is cutting edge stuff right here

[AndyHarglesis]

@theblahman Most females watch porn. Just check their search history and online searches for male celebrities.

[theblahman]

@AndyHarglesis So you missed the sarcasm then. The comment was about her comedic material, which is lame.

[AndyHarglesis]

@theblahman I'm sure Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Joe Rogan, Dave Chapelle(however you spell his last name)and countless other penis-bearing entities impose magical gut-busting laughing techniques, no?

Or is it because she's just a woman and no justification or debate needed? Hm....

[theblahman]

@AndyHarglesis No, how did you get that from what i said, this is not a sexist thing, i just dont find her comedy funny myself, likewise most of ur list doesnt really do it for me, if anything its American comedians that are bad.

Ya had one great, Bill Hicks, but hes dead now.

I still think ur missing the point of my orignal comment and its follow up. There is plenty of great female comics, but not this clip im afraid.

[Lumpycpu]

she his a little tough on the ears, but that rudy reference just convinced me that a women can occasionally be funny as long as she has male writers.

[benerban]

@Lumpycpu LOL

where is the rudy reference from?

[Lumpycpu]

@benerban @benerban it's from a movie where a guy named "rudy" has a life long dream to play football for notre dame.

at the end of the movie he's on the team but they never put him in because he's small or some shit, but during the last game of the season everyone starts cheering his name so they'll put him in and he finally gets to play........

start at 2:49

/watch?v=itBo0lXqAbc&feature=r­elated

[benerban]

@Lumpycpu ah thanks dude

[jrock714]

Ladies, ignore Whitney.  Bald is good.

[redheadrockchick]

@BUB142 you should stop trying to breathe.

[redheadrockchick]

THE only funny female comedian.

[MMZen]

I want to eat Whitney's hairy pussy and play with her real boobs.

[mancbatterer]

I love her serious look down the camera. Hilarious.

[BLADExARTx5160]

@sigurjong I do

[standuporshutup]

Seeing this after watching the godawful previews for her show, I'm impressed. I hope her stand up gets more recognized than it.

[pillarsofserpents]

"i cry every f**kin' day." lol.

[alkeyman94]

shes funny as hell man i love her

[quotshun]

i saw this a couple of days ago an da only reason i looked it up is because shes cute, no homo lol :)

[sigurjong]

She just recently discovered women shave their pubes? I do not wanna know what she looks like down there lol.

[stefgetlow]

how bout you pack me a lunch i like this idea!

[nostopsnopurgatory]

Her roasts are way funnier!

[Anth150]

STOP FUCKING YELLING WHITNEY!

[PurpleSkilll]

shes prolly a freak in bed tho

[AlyxLuhvzYhuTimez2]

Okay, first of all, @erosmangr74, you fail because, if you've already seen the entire show, why watch another bit of it and then rant about it? Second of all, you obviously fail AGAIN if you think Lisa Lampanelli is any better than Whitney. Third and finally, she talks about herself wearing makeup and she doesn't care what anyone else thinks. Obviously, you don't understand much and no one cares what you think so, why say it?

[mbase09]

Not quite sure when to laugh at these...'jokes'.

[12Kittyz]

"What, you want me to pee on your couch? I can do that." xD

[erosmangr74]

She is truly awful as a comedienne. All her remarks are obvious, poorly researched, and every single punchline is predictable. I watched the entire show "Money Shot", and there was not a single joke worth retelling. It's like turning a really bad sitcom into standup. She even tells the ladies present not to get boob jobs in order to conform to societal ideals, which is ridiculous, given that she is borderline anorexic and clearly does makeup for hours everyday. I'll watch Lisa Lampanelli instead

[biglove599]

@erosmangr74 Thank you how the fuck did this bitch make it, awful awful awful

[dashboardlights18]

Haha! Haters. She's pretty damn funny.

[caioma87]

she could be 10 times better if she only slowed down... she needs a bit more confidence when she explaines the premise of a joke...

[blacknickelson]

This bitch doesnt suck...she's eats the WHOLE DICK on stage. Plus she aint that hot, her mannerisms are that of a dude, how she walks and talks, if your into androgeny, then go for it. She's a Chelsea Lately aka fucked the right guy at the right time. Guess what she now has her own tv show coming

[EducationMattersYes]

@blacknickelson

Nobody really takes seriously the opinion of someone who flunked 3rd grade. Sorry. The difference between "your" and "you're" are covered that year.

And why so angry?

[adlerzwei]

she is not that funny but I'd fuck her =)

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

Judgmental bitch! 

[jryan6969]

Am I the only one who thinks she's funny but not?

[phillies2008wsc]

stop screaming your act at us.

[teedzy1]

@phillies2008wsc stop ripping Jeff Ross

[cesarxp2]

shes funny... but her voice hurts my ears :(

[xxrookyxx]

Id hit it

[TheSizMan]

i like her demeanor, but her jokes SUCK!

[ThunderX19]

she puts the cum in cummings lol

[K20civicsirturbo]

@ThunderX19 I couldnt have said it better myself 

[Wonderbread8909]

id fuck her mouth

[Cavellioken]

@Wonderbread8909 Just to shut her up

[psyshock918]

I love her teeth...is that weird?

[HRZONE2]

I watched this when I was very ill, and she helped me feel better!!!

[IRANisPERSIA1]

i want to fuck her soo bad

[Anthon5y]

Whitney Cummings: attractive and hilarious

[PhillyBlunt6988]

She looks like she's had a shitload of plastic surgery. I mean I'd still bang her but damn...

[JohnathanPozzi]

She's so hottt

[stoneecold23]

@JohnathanPozzi

lol look her up w/o makeup...not so hot anymore eh?

[PeekabooItsMolly]

@stoneecold23

she looks like she's 40......

[monstajd]

@PeekabooItsMolly shes like 29 bro

[PeekabooItsMolly]

@monstajd

damn lol she's one of those girls that needs makeup lol