The Official Version of 9/11 goes something like this...
Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...
Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...
And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...
Unphased by leaving their How to Fly a Passenger Jet guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...
Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two... and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through their own mass - at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.
THE STEP BY STEP HOW TO BE A 911 TWOOFER GUIDE:
1) Put a picture of Dr. Steven Jones on your nightstand. Dr. Steven Jones is GOD!
2) Educate yourself by watching ONLY Loose Change & Zeitgeist.
3) Troll through youtube typing INSIDE JOB on every 911 video.
4) Stand on the street corner yelling "911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB", but refuse to explain HOW, WHO, and WHY.
5) Call anyone who challenges your theories sheep.
6) NEVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. EVEN IF THE PEN IS BLUE, INSIST IT'S RED!
ctcole77 2 years ago
The Official Version of 9/11 goes something like this...
Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...
Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...
And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...
Germanyjack 2 years ago
Unphased by leaving their How to Fly a Passenger Jet guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...
Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two... and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through their own mass - at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.
Germanyjack 2 years ago