Jewish Pick Up Lines

[kosherthefriedman]

well this sucks, not funny at all

[BEARARMZ]

larry david is funnier

[doopface23]

Two of my Jewish friends are really rich A--Holes.

[drnosecone]

Why did the Jews wander the desert for forty years? Someone dropped 20 cents.

[seaglass19]

these guys think that all jewish women are very very very frugal. what assholes

[magar8310]

... Hmmm

[hevy99]

dont be so hard on the jews. theyre only 2000 yrs behind the times! lol +++

[seaglass19]

@hevy99 hey dude thats hilarious wowww you should be a comedian

[hevy99]

@seaglass19 how do u make a jewish lady bend over? drop a penny! LOL

[ABADN00B]

Im white atheist

[edwparasol]

no jewish ladies were harmed in the making of this video. these two men are now dead though, thanks to one...

[imau2ber]

Very sad that this is what you think it's all about.

[oolpay]

Incredible how you only used punchline!

[DuBarryFilms]

OY!~

[astaniloff]

you guys are actually incredibly weak...



[skittles10001000]

you guys are funny

[myshampooooooo]

lame and Gay!! if you were to stop making fun of jews because they are smart with their money maybe you two could afford to get rid of that shit u are wearing now

[BTRisLife13]

Wow... thanks for offending me.

By the way, my nose isn't THAT big, and I'm pretty sure it's not just Jews who are frugal nowadays. Stop stereotyping; it's hurtful!

[Nygirl9876]

Get s fuckin life!! These pickup lines won't work for the life of urs that u don't have!

[cah2opolo]

This frickin sucks

[Leni8787]

Racist is OK, racist and not funny? Delete this garbage, it's embarrassing.

[TheBimmermike]

The Chicago Zoo wants their monkeys back. You punks are seriously a waste of sperm and air.

[aliyahrg]

wow you've offended me as a woman AND as a Jew

[KuroiXHF]

@aliyahrg I'm sorry for your lack of sense of humor.

[Vyskochkova1]

very stupid and not funny.

[greenVix87]

I thought it was pretty funny. :)

[mandj10]

it's not funny but it is true shit

[dukeoftheoaks]

fucking kyke boys always after our wasp women oh well i only hope jewish girls go after the black guys lol fucking inbreed kykes!

[MrDavycrocket123]

@dukeoftheoaks you #*#*#$ anti-semite you know Hitler actually lives on i people like you.

[hobbes1818]

bull shit

[dansingqueenlfs]

this is bull shit. these are just a bunch of stereotypes.

[Crazedwulf2000]

@dansingqueenlfs There would be no such things as stereotypes if races/religions didn't force it upon us. Look at "black" people they are a walking stereotype.

[shmuelaharoni]

Ya are sad

[talara18]

they didn't make me laugh, the jokes were 90 % crap.

[ellinachka]

Ehh. Not that funny. A few were alright. :/ good luck next time.

[dominicano9400]

LMFAO,Got any Jewish in you? Want some?

[utluvr]

whats the name of the song playing at the very end?

[Stella0105]

"if it wasnt for the big nose i would assume u were a shiksa hahhahhahahahahhha that was funny!

Hey im 100% Jewish and I dont have a big nose :D! hehehehehe

[bGrayzel]

I've got one. I hope you don't keep kosher because I want to pork you

[JGIRL2296]

As a Jewish teenager I feel offended, I showed this to my father and he feels similarly, we feel that it sends a bad message out. We also fee that this is not funny

[talara18]

@JGIRL2296 get a life kid don't be so easily offended, it's a joke , ps I'm also a Jew.

[yankeesrock913]

@JGIRL2296

i agree with u these guys are idiots.. its not funny!

[untouchable999]

very immature u guys sound bored

[IohannesC]

I'm Mexican, but I didn't recognize any of these pick-up lines.

[raidenowns]

if anythings these pick up lines would repel jewish women, joking about stereotypes is a turn off

[MarcusDarling4026]

I LOVE the 'Gaza Strip' line!

lmbo

[xowendzdayox]

stupid

[SmGldstn]

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Can u fags do a suicide demonstration for us?

[belmarlouis]

gaza strip? lol the blond guy doesn't look jewish... he could b a menasch... the other one def jewie

[fishingpiano]

this seems to be stereotypically Jewish with an undertone of disrespect_

[Elinitsam]

Joke #1 is not true. It costs money just to live! Nothing comes free bud!

[Elinitsam]

Pennies are worth money nowadays! Especially 95% copper ones from 1982 and back. Pennies and nickels are worth as much or more than their face value depending on the price of copper and nickel. I hoard pennies actually! Frankly I don't fault Jews for picking up pennies. It's the paper dollar bills that are garbage (made by "Jews" as well).

[attikuslane]

wow....this is not funny.

[noobschoolbus10]

this is among the least funny things i have ever had the displeasure of laying eyes upon.

[blazersforlife]

This sucks. Your not funny.

[papatuchus]

it sounds like he's saying his name is Gay

[aceofspades8121]

def wanted to give u a shot... but this isnt even mediocre :(

[achinaman555]

how wud u like 2 blow my shofar

[Jewlum]

this was ridiculously unfunny....

[SHMAGEGIE]

those guys are sooo lame

[ShahakSkSv]

Pretty lame...

[southernlight6]

nasty stuff.

[yafa1231]

this isnt funny,

no woman jewish or otherwise would date you

[YamaniNetsi]

stupid antisemitic and not funny. KKK would enjoy this video.

[bigsoundz]

Next in this series: Bernie Madoff's investment advice.

[solauerbach]

Next in series: Hugh Heffners relationship advice!

[Danlordx]

LOL fking jews , picking pennies

[Doran345]

Jews have the best pick up lines

Hey, can you buy me a drink?

[kingchico11]

so friking gay, u no what, im really jewish, but becasue of u , im converting!

man im jewish and still make jokes about jews all the time, and ive never been so lame as thiese ones

[Yaman631]

really really lame

[blacklions714]

Holy crap!! It would never work man, I date a Jewish chick. This would piss her off bad !!!

[Fashionshades]

Not that funny

[GilliganOX]

Pick them up??..............then what?

[sadiegoldberg]

You're both lovely boys... maybe check out me doing Sadie Goldberg in "Listen With Jewish Mother"... I have a lovely daughter!!!

[vitali1985]

ahh, stfu mofos!!!!

[princessnilah]

Too bad I'm I am a convert. Four minutes and six seconds of my life wasted.

[LittleGigiK]

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

[sonyflores]

marry me!

[Quayz180]

Dude... I love Jewish guys...but alas...I am a shiksa

Damnit

[torahrocks]

im a jewish guy heres the secret WE LOVE SHIKSAS lol

[Quayz180]

ha ha so i have heard lol

[matisforever]

some say shiksas are for practice

[soffee2]

eeee

[soffee2]

catholic boys

dont forget jesus was a jew ther was no catholic or christan in early days much later a new faith bloomed so get ready to see god on the other side and pray o my jewish god iam sorry

[jaiided]

you guys are never going to get a gf. lol

[leibel14]

These goyim need a good hiding. If I find them they'll get one. So watch out you 2 meshu-goyim

[renton723]

Are they even Jewish? They seem like goyim... Oy.

[lksdaklsad]

And it's not "shlom"

But "Shalom"

Jews Rule

[lksdaklsad]

jews rule

[phallus0maximus]

If i was to try and pick up on a jewish woman i'd roll up in my car and say "Hop in, there's plenty of room in the ashtray"

[danning1]

*Here's a Good One to Use on a Jewish Girl: I can whip up a mean motzball soup, baby!

[SugarNCaffine]

This is really cute

it made me laugh <3 Yall are goofs lol

you keep workin your magic on the ladies, alright?

:]

[beccathebeccster]

haha.

all of you guys need to get over it. do you honestly think that they're totally racist? no. lighten up. they're being funny.

i'm Jewish. i really like this video. :D

[saloneffects]

mmm...very cute

[DaJaGo13]

Its a good thing Jews can laugh at themselves and that we don't rely on cheesy pickup lines to get girls. We usually use money instead:)

[urbangypsy770]

this was sort of lame but you guys are way cute :)

[trulymadnow]

Yoy- that's harsh.

[Condor324]

"Hey where's my penny?" LOL!!

[sovietgunpoint6]

ROFL, with the music it's hilarious.

[NeshamaBirth]

Well... um...

I thought it was funny, even though I'm Jewish...

You have to be able to laugh at our stereotypes. They are so not true, but the Mohel line was funny! haha!

[MrJesseFisher]

i thought that some of those were funny.

[CybershotFilms]

dude this is hilarious. idnt get some ppl they need to learn to laugh at themselves sometimes. im jewish this shit is funny! Mazel Tov on a funny video

[rsquare88]

loooooool....so true dude. these guys don't get it at all. they don't know how Jews are stereotyped. I'm not Jewish but this is funny as hell but not in an anti-semite way. Man, jews are funny!

[Keskin1975]

You guys just suck, i didnt even moove 1 laughing muscle. Very poor.

[rosiecheeks29]

I guess you two don't date much, eh?

[gdguitarchick]

You two are awesome. Keep it up.

[fabditty]

You wish you were funny... :(

[jakery]

L-M-F-A-O

[maydaymartyr]

That was very amusing

[forumballer]

hahahah funniest thing I've ever seen!

[marblecake18]

They are probably harmless, but they are neither talented nor funny. I could forgive them if they were talented, but sadly they are just not funny.

[marblecake18]

Gentlemen: SO much talent, so little time. Sixty five years ago you'd be entertaining the SS, then be madento a lovely milled (scented..lavender) soap. I salute you guys! Your friend Mel Gibson.

[divrsfy]

Funny stuff

[shaina92]

I'm a jewish woman and I deffinately would not go out with either of u!

[Gunter03301]

That's because you are a cheap Jew. If these guys were rich you would be all over them regardless of looks or personality.

[londan74]

this is awful, i am ashamed to be jewish again

[trulymadnow]

You're going to base your definition of being Jewish on a video obvioudly made for laughs? come on, you can make fun of anything, and that includes any religion, nationality, or race. PLEASE, don;t get self-concious based on this!!!

[nmnewman]

boring

[thugzlove1728]

fuckin stupid not funny

[yidgirluk]

dick heads!

[mattanddalerox]

i love you guys.. and how the hell is it racist hating on someones religion? go back to denmark.

[chubbycommie]

I think it should be of note that both actors are actually Jewish.

[jeanpierre86]

i don't it being racist, but why couldn't you guys come up with something new?

[SomeGuy416]

That was so stupid. Racist fuckheads.

[ShotgunSinner97]

Assholes....

[PapaJaves1]

same jokes.....hilarious.......

[Elvis8Hoffa]

Oy vey! This hurts