OMG! ( As in oh my 'little god of this world, satan'), OMG sister Almay, you've just started a new "Black Church"! You're shouting about "church stuff", and therefore it is associated "with Jesus", and everytime some black woman shouts, or some white woman starts to imitate a black woman shouting about Jesus they just get lots of money flowing in through the mail, paypal, you name it. You done started a church mocking it! Look out, Satan's comin with goodies....
Thas pretty funny, but church has absolutley nothing to do with spirituality. Church is way of people actually feeling as if their doing something right by going, and I dont knock that. ( Church has served more people than I have) but it will never do anything to change your outlook on life. Relationships with God are personal, not a public display.
as always I enjoyed it -- have to add that the little girl was just precious!!! Even with the horns! BTW, ever see the t-shirt, "I want to be a Pastor's Wife?"
When people say they are getting things back from the devil, they are referencing David going into the camp of the Amalekites in 1 Samuel 30. I don't know when people started taking this so literally, but I noticed the disturbing trend. To be honest, I say it from time to time, but I don't mean it like that. The enemy comes to steal, right? Well, you "take it back." How? Through prayer, fasting, reading your bible, and singing. If that doesn't give you joy, nothing will.
Sistah girl, love it. Ahayah bless you and your works. Rebuke and correction is a gift! It's true love. Churched people don't realize it. A blessing to be on the otherside.
a critic critique but they never change you need to stopbeing a critic of the church God did not creat you to be a critic girl you need to get your spiritual life rite
I know my neighbors think I'm crazy because this has me laughing sooo loud (especially going to the devil's camp to get her joy back)...LMBO!!! "Paula White told me to....."......
ROTFLMAO, Ola Mae pulled out her piece and started busting caps at people in the congregation to get praise. This is hilarious. You need a show TorahCents, I’m praying for you; and Ola Mae ain't got to pull her piece out to get my praise... lol
@TorahCents So what do you believe that passage in the bible means when it says "The Kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent taketh by force." ?
@jdgdd2ad It sounds like one is supposed to march into the devil's camp and take back what the devil stole from them. At least that's what I was taught that it meant.
Great Job Sis! So refreshing ...you need to sell videos... go on Israelite Music Mix Show ...sis you need some more exposure...this is too good.. Bless you and Shalom
Oh my goodness, girl! I just watched this whole video. You are too funny! And you KNOW churchianity; lol. This video is going in my favorites and I'm subscribing.
The gun scene had me laughing and crying at the same time. The truth is that the people are really being shot down, condemned, belitted, etc., by those who are so called leading, (worship and preaching). It's a sad state of affairs, so keep bringing it sis...enough is enough already!
I can't STAND when people put the pastor's word above all else! My pastor says all the time, "Let God's word be true and every man a liar!"
And WHY is it that in some churches, you have to have an APPOINTMENT to see the pastor? This SMALL church my wife and I visited one time, some of the members were like "you can't just walk right up to the pastor!" In my church, you can actually MEET and TALK to our pastor!
4:15 is true. I remember when a pastor said "Obama is a failure" and the congregation said " Amen. I will never join another church without doing long hard research. Churches do hook and bait tactics to get people to join them.
amen amen amen....I don't won't nothing back from the devil....God said that he will RESTORE! The devil has contaminated anything he has tricked you out of....Hallelujah!!!!!!
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Once again, you blessed me greatly with this highly effective ministry. I am no hater of any ministry but I must say I prefer your comedy and teaching over that of a much more famous Madea. And that is the truth. Be blessed.
You're God sent...nothing but the truth! People are arduous to speak on such issues, but they need to be brought out for real! Keep making these videos they're much needed!
That one dislike must of been a member of a pimp led church. This lady is good! Just saw my 1st video today & I'm loving her boldness, style & humor. Your pastors are super cool to be apart of the videos. Usually most pastor don't go against the grain.
Oh man... had to watch again before leaving for work. Including scripture to back up your points. Two thumbs up or as Sis Ole Mae would say....AMEN!!! lol
bwhahahahahah this video was tooooo funny but I almost fell out of the chair at you shooting at the people and they way you were walking up that drive-way!! LOLLLL
Another great video! Keep speaking that truth, the world needs it. I wish I was nearer to your place of worship. There seem to be amazing people there!
Lol this was awesome and so true,amennn.lol is that your pastor forreal? "Taste and see that the lord is good",I laughed so hard at that part.great stuff sis :)
be encourage my sister the world can learn the hard way or the easy way only truth saves.shalom
finalythetruth 2 days ago
sistah you are beautiful, wish i lived near you wow
legendarygospel 1 month ago
You are Absolutely Right!!!
tkjordanproduction 1 month ago
Religion is not Spirituality
A spiritual being is connected to the Most High
has nothing to do with gathering in a building and performing rituals
grossda410 1 month ago
OMG! ( As in oh my 'little god of this world, satan'), OMG sister Almay, you've just started a new "Black Church"! You're shouting about "church stuff", and therefore it is associated "with Jesus", and everytime some black woman shouts, or some white woman starts to imitate a black woman shouting about Jesus they just get lots of money flowing in through the mail, paypal, you name it. You done started a church mocking it! Look out, Satan's comin with goodies....
You all rock! Loveya.
janehafker 1 month ago
This is soooo true! 5 people that disliked this video are praise leaders/pulpit groupies..lolololol!!!
OnyxStar187 1 month ago
so true. thanks for this and for lettin god use ur voice
queenbosley 1 month ago
LOLOLOLOL truth!!!
ShinIsTrue 1 month ago
oh and those who jerk awake in church and yell "amen" as if they were listening the whole time LOL
studiousangel 1 month ago
wow you go girl! EVERYTHING you said is soo true! Godbless.
studiousangel 1 month ago
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studiousangel 1 month ago
Thas pretty funny, but church has absolutley nothing to do with spirituality. Church is way of people actually feeling as if their doing something right by going, and I dont knock that. ( Church has served more people than I have) but it will never do anything to change your outlook on life. Relationships with God are personal, not a public display.
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as always I enjoyed it -- have to add that the little girl was just precious!!! Even with the horns! BTW, ever see the t-shirt, "I want to be a Pastor's Wife?"
LibertyTreeGal 1 month ago
Wow a powerful message with just a hint of wit... really enjoyed the video
Autumn769 1 month ago
LOL!!! after hearing you talk about praise leaders I subscribed.
43wella 2 months ago
Loving this clip!!!! I can't wait to show my family!!! I know they're going to LOVE it!!!!! Keep them going!!!!,,
darkntasty77 2 months ago
When people say they are getting things back from the devil, they are referencing David going into the camp of the Amalekites in 1 Samuel 30. I don't know when people started taking this so literally, but I noticed the disturbing trend. To be honest, I say it from time to time, but I don't mean it like that. The enemy comes to steal, right? Well, you "take it back." How? Through prayer, fasting, reading your bible, and singing. If that doesn't give you joy, nothing will.
takitheterrible 2 months ago
Sistah girl, love it. Ahayah bless you and your works. Rebuke and correction is a gift! It's true love. Churched people don't realize it. A blessing to be on the otherside.
ksh09nichelle 2 months ago
I had to comment on the devil not stealing from people, but them GIVING it to them. YOU BETTER SAY THAT! I love it!
PoeticSongstress 2 months ago
Hilarious and heart pricking at the same time!!!!!....Loved it!
MrJohnnyBeGoode 2 months ago
Lolzz the baby is tooo cute!!!
LadyShabazzHijabi 2 months ago
You are very creative!
pastorpam 2 months ago
Are you a black Israelite? This video is sad, but, oh so true!
pastorpam 2 months ago
a critic critique but they never change you need to stopbeing a critic of the church God did not creat you to be a critic girl you need to get your spiritual life rite
goldenappel32 3 months ago
I know my neighbors think I'm crazy because this has me laughing sooo loud (especially going to the devil's camp to get her joy back)...LMBO!!! "Paula White told me to....."......
CHARA523 3 months ago
lol her name is "Oda-Mae" LMAO
Ruthlyn 3 months ago
all of this...this is why I watch church online
Ruthlyn 3 months ago
You are Hilarious!!
MrDjdoodlebug 3 months ago
Girl you are an awesome preacher, without even trying to be!
Refining1 3 months ago
The pulpit groupies....tooooo true!!! Love it!
theonlymzcourt314 4 months ago
A....MEN 0_O
licialicous 4 months ago
LOVE HER DAMN VIDEOS THIS WOMAN IS EXTRAORDINARY.
licialicous 4 months ago
"I aint got car insurance but i have life insurance and Jesus paid the premium!" then she drove off...Priceless lol
angelicwarrior31 4 months ago
lmbo good vid and YOU ARE ON POINT SISTA went through the same exact thing in church..
angelicwarrior31 4 months ago
Girl You are too funny I am on the floor cryin! I love this!
TheCherylock 4 months ago
Adam and eve? Talking snake? Lol entertaining
MrAdwolfe1 4 months ago
LOL. Hilarious. Especial with the baby and her horn.
Mocharain 4 months ago
______________ @ 2:03 whewwwwwwwwww
realladylike 4 months ago
ur a mess but this is so true loving this is the truth .
qiyamah1000 5 months ago
uhhhh, you guys all know she is in the bathroom right? LOL
Kevinyoul0o5serr 5 months ago
@Kevinyoul0o5serr so..what's your point??
angelicwarrior31 4 months ago
My dear this is a must vid. Very nicely done
TipTopFly 5 months ago
Ola Mae is a trip!!! Hahaha!
DrReefy 5 months ago
ROTFLMAO, Ola Mae pulled out her piece and started busting caps at people in the congregation to get praise. This is hilarious. You need a show TorahCents, I’m praying for you; and Ola Mae ain't got to pull her piece out to get my praise... lol
DrReefy 5 months ago
YOU ARE SO NEEDING YOUR OWN TV SHOW! YOU ARE HALARIOUS!
mrschosen 5 months ago
@TorahCents So what do you believe that passage in the bible means when it says "The Kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent taketh by force." ?
Refining1 5 months ago
@Refining1 What do you think its talking about?
jdgdd2ad 5 months ago
@jdgdd2ad It sounds like one is supposed to march into the devil's camp and take back what the devil stole from them. At least that's what I was taught that it meant.
Refining1 5 months ago
So funny and so true. Good Job sister, this is going strait to facebook
Rob50ful 6 months ago
good vid
truthspeaker1960 6 months ago
Great Job Sis! So refreshing ...you need to sell videos... go on Israelite Music Mix Show ...sis you need some more exposure...this is too good.. Bless you and Shalom
rejectedidentity 6 months ago
Oh my goodness, girl! I just watched this whole video. You are too funny! And you KNOW churchianity; lol. This video is going in my favorites and I'm subscribing.
Refining1 6 months ago
"Didn't I tell yall to praise the Lord!!... BAG BANG!!" ROTFLOL
Refining1 6 months ago
awesome video so true I love this , thanks 4 posting!!
Jarreau24 6 months ago
sad but true
lionofjudahreval55 6 months ago
The gun scene had me laughing and crying at the same time. The truth is that the people are really being shot down, condemned, belitted, etc., by those who are so called leading, (worship and preaching). It's a sad state of affairs, so keep bringing it sis...enough is enough already!
JaelHouseProductions 6 months ago
Lol! How did I miss this one?
magirecords2004 6 months ago
Hey Torah!!
I can't STAND when people put the pastor's word above all else! My pastor says all the time, "Let God's word be true and every man a liar!"
And WHY is it that in some churches, you have to have an APPOINTMENT to see the pastor? This SMALL church my wife and I visited one time, some of the members were like "you can't just walk right up to the pastor!" In my church, you can actually MEET and TALK to our pastor!
autismpete 6 months ago
4:15 is true. I remember when a pastor said "Obama is a failure" and the congregation said " Amen. I will never join another church without doing long hard research. Churches do hook and bait tactics to get people to join them.
WolfbeignGarvey 6 months ago
very funny video
pierre45212 6 months ago
This is good. :o)
espellman5 6 months ago
Shalom and very nice vlog
Maybehapsso 6 months ago
Thank you soooo much for making it plain for the saints. Just straight up truth!!!
superman4449 6 months ago
amen amen amen....I don't won't nothing back from the devil....God said that he will RESTORE! The devil has contaminated anything he has tricked you out of....Hallelujah!!!!!!
1206mjt 6 months ago
Oh my goodness my stomach hurting. This was so funny!!
Now get from round here Ola Mae!!!
I aint got to pay this bill cause JESUS paid it all!!!
Funny but Very True!!
Marianspeace 6 months ago
Real talk...lol!!!
2561243 6 months ago
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!! But very true.
EnChristosEime4life 6 months ago
lol!
AuChaYah 6 months ago
the devil lives in the suburbs
yostepyagameup 6 months ago
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Shalom Shalom Sis,
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Shalom & Blessings,
JJ
JJolaine 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Shalom Shalom Sis,
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Shalom & Blessings,
JJ
JJolaine 6 months ago
Shalom Shalom Sis,
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Shalom & Blessings,
JJ
JJolaine 6 months ago
Shalom Shalom Sis,
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Shalom & Blessings,
JJ
JJolaine 6 months ago
Shalom Shalom Sis,
I was just wondering if you were having any problems with your channel?
I was unable to "Like" or "Favorite" your most recent video, so I didn't know if that was something you had done, or if there was something else causing it.
Thanks for the knowledge.
Shalom & Blessings,
JJ
JJolaine 6 months ago
Once again, you blessed me greatly with this highly effective ministry. I am no hater of any ministry but I must say I prefer your comedy and teaching over that of a much more famous Madea. And that is the truth. Be blessed.
ElderStu7 6 months ago
Correction *afraid*
CherylScott24 6 months ago
You're God sent...nothing but the truth! People are arduous to speak on such issues, but they need to be brought out for real! Keep making these videos they're much needed!
CherylScott24 6 months ago
lol- thats real!!
hustlevilleent12 6 months ago
LOL! I LOVE U! Just subscribed!
ForeWard76 6 months ago
That one dislike must of been a member of a pimp led church. This lady is good! Just saw my 1st video today & I'm loving her boldness, style & humor. Your pastors are super cool to be apart of the videos. Usually most pastor don't go against the grain.
Wormanatti 6 months ago
Sis this is soooo funny....but it is the truth!...have witnessed all this you are talking about....Ole Mae is gangsta...lol!
caribb6877 6 months ago
OK that BABY has me CRYING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
simone56 6 months ago
@simone56 She kept tryin to take her daddy's horns off. lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
Oh man... had to watch again before leaving for work. Including scripture to back up your points. Two thumbs up or as Sis Ole Mae would say....AMEN!!! lol
UnleashedGraffixx 6 months ago 2
@UnleashedGraffixx LOL! AMEN!
TorahCents 6 months ago
LOVE YOUR VIDS
ambi101 6 months ago
@ambi101 Thanks girl. :)
TorahCents 6 months ago
Whoooo!!! My sisters and I were just talking about those "My Pastor is God in the flesh groupies..."
nini200777 6 months ago
Nice video Torah.
YahzeqylBenYsrayl 6 months ago
@YahzeqylBenYsrayl Thank you. :)
TorahCents 6 months ago
I love this stuff, you are so funny. DOES YOUR PASSA KNOW THAT YOU MAKE THESE VIDEOS?
divineconneczions 6 months ago
@divineconneczions LOL..both my PASSAS were in the video.
TorahCents 6 months ago
People can't Deny it! This junk happens...Love it!!
L3FTFI3LDTV 6 months ago
Theabsolute truth ... plus a honest laugh at the same time ... good stuff :-)
Teedy247 6 months ago
HAHA, aw man the cute light skin baby wit horns was hilarious. Keep them coming
zeroun92 6 months ago
bwhahahahahah this video was tooooo funny but I almost fell out of the chair at you shooting at the people and they way you were walking up that drive-way!! LOLLLL
divascancook 6 months ago
Amen Samone, truth is said in jest alot of times. lol
truthegreat 6 months ago
@truthegreat Makes the truth go down smoother.
TorahCents 6 months ago
LOL Oh snap Ohla May a G...I wouldn't want to interrupt her Holy Ghost LOL Mess around and lose a pinky toe LOL
7SaintsRow 6 months ago
@7SaintsRow Yeah....she was a stunt double on Boyz in the Hood. lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
@TorahCents Oh, so she was the one who shot Ricky in the alley...Darn that Ola May LMAO
7SaintsRow 6 months ago
THIS IS SO TRUE
lovejesustv 6 months ago
LOL!!! "WHAT!! I'm 2 months behind? I ain't got to pay dis bill because Jesus paid it all!!! LOLLOL
lovejesustv 6 months ago
response to video: AMEN! jk lol. tell it like it is, girl.
danipena08 6 months ago
@danipena08 AMEN! lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
Sister, this was hilarious!!! Had to share on FB. Keep doin what you doin. Shalom.
UnleashedGraffixx 6 months ago
@UnleashedGraffixx Thanks for sharing!
TorahCents 6 months ago
100% True Talk! you're awesome :)
kron009 6 months ago
@kron009 Thank you. ;)
TorahCents 6 months ago
Gurl you silly. lol
pgill61 6 months ago
lol..funny but true yet again
shaylamcbride24 6 months ago
Love it.....thank you
thecreativepair 6 months ago
lol..Too much!
yahokhanan1 6 months ago
"Jesus paid the premium!" *faints*
dontcopyme 6 months ago
do you keep the sabbath day?
ahoued11 6 months ago
@ahoued11 Yes I do
TorahCents 6 months ago
Gril, you're INSANE (FUNNY).
Rapturenow 6 months ago
@Rapturenow I'm a lil throwed off. lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
Loooool! Oh wow... but am mad at you for putting a horn on that cute baby. Too funny
temi1979 6 months ago
@temi1979 I'm mad she kept trying to pull her daddy's horns off. lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
Most of the LORDING is done by the IC. Just like CREFLO wants to KILL nontithers.
Rapturenow 6 months ago
This stuff does go on all the time. They're just IGNORANT.
Rapturenow 6 months ago
Hilarious and so true. I really appreciate that even though its funny its obvious you know the Bible.
MsCharizma00 6 months ago
@MsCharizma00 Thank you. I'm glad you appreciate it.:)
TorahCents 6 months ago
LOOL @ The Pastor Preaching.....Taste And See That The LORD Is Good PAHAHAHAHAHA.
AVesselofGod 6 months ago
@AVesselofGod LOL! One of my fav parts
TorahCents 6 months ago
Another great video! Keep speaking that truth, the world needs it. I wish I was nearer to your place of worship. There seem to be amazing people there!
ddgreely 6 months ago
@ddgreely :) They are very amazing. My pastors are good sports. lol
TorahCents 6 months ago
LOL @ The Gun Part....They Mineswell Grip The Gun Out.
AVesselofGod 6 months ago
Lol this was awesome and so true,amennn.lol is that your pastor forreal? "Taste and see that the lord is good",I laughed so hard at that part.great stuff sis :)
CanvasLife 6 months ago
And if people can't understand and open your eyes to this truth they don't want to be
OMONEY09 6 months ago
Ive been Patiently wait on another...LMBO!!!!!!
ChrisMccullers 6 months ago
@ChrisMccullers Sorry I took so long...school...work.....lazy. LOL!
TorahCents 6 months ago
LMBO!!!! Truly funny and real! :)
LadyGadite 6 months ago