When I was in High School a friend told me exactly: "You can't get pregnant from pre-sperm 'cause its not real sperm." She's now an unhappy single mother.
@harrypotterforeva101 Pull out bro pull out ! and use comdoms wait till your at least freshman bro or if ur a girl same rules aplly im 15 and i waited
I LOVE this, and first saw it on Planned Parenthood's website. Since then I routinely show it to my friends and family. It is accurate, but amusing enough that I don't feel like anyone is reading a text book to me.
I don't hate but I do think this video would be funnier if they didn't actually make any jokes and it was just a cartoony penis and a vagina talking about sex and everything else was completely serious.
Bullshit. They're saying a man can ejaculate on a woman and the woman can become pregnant. This would mean a woman can become pregnant and still be a virgin. Again....bullshit.
Actually it is, even when intact the hymen still has an opening oterwise a woman wouldn't be able to menstrate and wether the hymen is intact or not has nothing to do with virginity anyway, tthe hymen can be broken in many ways, insertion of a tampon or even vigorus exercise, so yes a woman can become pregnant even is she's a virgin.
the virginity you are trying to point is the presence of hymen in the vaginal orifice, that thing makes the woman virgin..its some sort of plug or a barrier whos purpose is to protect the vagina frm getting infections. once the penis penetrates the vagina, the barrier which is the hymen breaks and so, the woman after that is no longer virgin and prone to unfection and perineal hygiene to her is very important. she cannot be preganant without breaking the hymen.
Infection can happen, and they happen with the hymen. Some wuld have anal sex t stay virgen. lol That is just to funny... theycan still get preganant, you may born with out a hymen and you can have intercourse and not brake it!
yah...your right..... even with a hymen still women are prone to infection, aside from staying virgin , women should wipe their perineum from front to back.
"Although life is a continuous process, fertilization is a critical landmark because, under ordinary circumstances, a new, genetically distinct human organism is thereby formed... The embryo now exists as a genetic unity."
O'Rahilly, Ronan and Müller, Fabiola. Human Embryology & Teratology. 1996
This textbook lists "pre-embryo" among "discarded and replaced terms" in modern embryology, describing it as "ill-defined and inaccurate" (p 12)
At any rate, it's better safe than sorry. "Splash" pregnancies may be rare, but it's possible. If you don't want to fall off a cliff you don't hang precariously over the edge.
those are two completely separate events. First, the egg and sperm meet, then the zygote divides, THEN finally once the embryo implants itself the woman is pregnant. If the embryo does not implant, which is possible, the woman is not pregnant. So by definition, pregnancy doesn't begin at the uniting of a sperm and egg.
Sperm can only survive for 3 days, not 6. And the reason you can still get pregnant even if you get some of the semen out is because of the sheer magnitude of sperm in one emission. It's not that you can't get the sperm out, it's that you can't get it ALL out before some of it swims towards the fallopian tubes.
They should show these in schools. So much better than 'The penis penetrates.. Sperm is released.. The women gets pregnant.. That's the end of sex ed.. Go have sex' I didn't even know about the sperm pool o.o
you're dumb! lol I'm a chick haha, I'm pretty sure size doesnt have anything to do with it. Just luck. I can't believe I'm not pregnant but my sister (who has her tubes tied!) is! lol
i watched this in health O_O
100Biebergurl 1 week ago
When I was in High School a friend told me exactly: "You can't get pregnant from pre-sperm 'cause its not real sperm." She's now an unhappy single mother.
katemix 2 weeks ago
how did i get here from top 10 knockouts
twonmoney89 3 weeks ago
The most helpful youtube video explaning how a woman gets pregnant. haha
uilaengel 1 month ago
this is just weird...
REALlpsqueen 1 month ago
he reminds me of quagmire, anyone else?
GlowingPurpleUndies 1 month ago 2
@GlowingPurpleUndies
ya
ViiRaLxSnIpZ 1 month ago
CHANGE YOUTUBE LAYOUT BACK! just put /home at the end of the address
absolutezero1000 2 months ago
How exactly...did I get here.
crazymike65 2 months ago
my teacher showed us this in class
kutekid45 2 months ago
Every guy now has the duty of yelling "BANZAI!" when they finish.
WonUhp 2 months ago
LOL HE IS SAPOSTA BE A PENIS!!!!
girlandgameletsplays 2 months ago
check it out
dwaguas 2 months ago
Took me 03:10 to realise the womans jacket was a vagina ! I actually learnt from this !
DWhoFan2011 2 months ago 6
.........WHAT
Poppy6644 2 months ago
last year in 6th grade they shown a video that said straight after sex the woman is pregnant... LYERS!!!
MrFRED5906 2 months ago
the video is age-restricted... thats good , go kids learn from porn :-/
LeszekEl 2 months ago 5
wear a condom
arslanbali 3 months ago
Like if your thoughts were more consumed by the related videos.
ertyy9 3 months ago in playlist Liked
LMAO great job
crasherrz5 3 months ago
then how do get a baby girl!?
ntpoopjuice 3 months ago
Oh god I cringed when I heard the catheter part.
raptorinator 4 months ago
That penis sounds like Howie Mandel.
RandomDetritus 4 months ago
Wow, so I'm guessing this is educational for adults who act like children.
xDEADLOCKEDx2468 4 months ago
What the hell did i just watch?
DylanDaBassist 4 months ago
this shit is wayyy too informative!
pattikillem666 4 months ago 5
when seman or ejacuate gets into the vagina wtf lol
1011necie 5 months ago
Im ten and scared for life
harrypotterforeva101 5 months ago 2
@harrypotterforeva101 Why are you ten and watching this??
gcwolf101 5 months ago
@harrypotterforeva101 Pull out bro pull out ! and use comdoms wait till your at least freshman bro or if ur a girl same rules aplly im 15 and i waited
therealkenx 5 months ago
thumbs up if you were at rutgers new student orientation hahahaha
shmaderton 6 months ago
BANZAI!!
0709mati 6 months ago
they showed this at rutgers university orientation
cwienerbinski 6 months ago 6
Well that's a dickhead...
doubleyou8 6 months ago 6
he is sweaty
chesleycareystar 6 months ago
@chesleycareystar that's not sweat
sosforever 3 months ago
ha ha wow this is hilarious
Bigtailhunter 7 months ago
so how do porn male stars do it
BodgyHeats666 7 months ago
@BodgyHeats666 The woman gets her tubes tied.
DuncanTalks 6 months ago
my teacher showed us this lol
xSequoiax 7 months ago 2
this video taught me wow lol
amberhopewilliams 8 months ago
I learned most of this in Biology, not in sex ed.
summergirl555 8 months ago
accidentally learning
deadwho 8 months ago
oh I noticed the dress! I learn a thing or two
jenlemons 9 months ago
...i learned more than what i learn in health class O_O they should put us cartoons like this everyday on school
PokingStrawberry 9 months ago 50
@PokingStrawberry No offense but it seem your health class kind of failed (like mine).
genelin1995 1 month ago
BONZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
bf4noobs 9 months ago 5
Wow I didn't know the egg gets to pick
LilD249 10 months ago 25
@LilD249 Im a girl and i didn't know tht......... O.O
tiapet2012 1 month ago
"dracula against into the vagina but what happens after that is with this seems to be some confusion"
transcribe audio win!
imaseenkidnow 11 months ago 3
227 people cant get pregnant
MetalorGTFO 11 months ago
there so gonna do it afterwards.
beccawecca13 11 months ago
banzaiiiiii!!!!
weeduserpa 11 months ago 5
Inside The Vagina?! WOOHOO Peter Settle Down Youre Leaking Again LOL
MrCPHelp101 1 year ago
@HaloLegendHere don't most males?
hdrub 1 year ago
i can fap to this
tannukasq 1 year ago
I really love her dress! ^^
Can somebody tell me what she says at 1:35, the word starting with an a? I'm german.
porzellanmonsterchen 1 year ago
@porzellanmonsterchen she says "again"
joebobjoey100 1 year ago
@joebobjoey100 Thanks!
porzellanmonsterchen 1 year ago
I LOVE this, and first saw it on Planned Parenthood's website. Since then I routinely show it to my friends and family. It is accurate, but amusing enough that I don't feel like anyone is reading a text book to me.
alchemysped 1 year ago
very educational
juanlmesl 1 year ago
sperm plays poker?
LEGENDKILLER6661 1 year ago 7
the g-spot
zestfultuba 1 year ago
I don't hate but I do think this video would be funnier if they didn't actually make any jokes and it was just a cartoony penis and a vagina talking about sex and everything else was completely serious.
Zerrith 1 year ago
He's got chest hair!
TheMonopolyGuy7 1 year ago 4
Fantaaaaaaastic ....
the only way I could have understood this miracel process lol
Nabaaty 1 year ago 4
I didnt know sperm say 'banzai' and 'goal'
cookiegurl777 1 year ago
@cookiegurl777 Indeed they do cookiegurl... Indeed they do.
SemperBadBear 1 year ago
ahahha
tandis97 1 year ago
BANZAI!
IzzySmitten13 1 year ago 3
How can a penis have a penis
chesterngiamzhenghao 1 year ago
@chesterngiamzhenghao and that took place *where* in the video?
Zerrith 1 year ago
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mrlol75 1 year ago
Looks like a young chick with a way older dude @ 1:54
psyclone7 1 year ago
I remember this flash from ages ago xD
SteffersFavourites 1 year ago
yo like i did not know some of this shit thanks for the upload
gowfan1000able 1 year ago
BANZAIII!!!!!
Q8Police777 1 year ago
I've learned something today- as long as you get rid of it in the first few days it's not REALLY abortion because shes not actually "pregnant"!
HentaiSweetie 1 year ago
i actually... learned something from this
Perrytheplatypus0 1 year ago 167
@Perrytheplatypus0 what did u learn
iluvsquirlles 9 months ago
@Perrytheplatypus0 me too but this was funny
MrDakota1335 4 months ago
@godsrightbuttcheek ur weird
dinkBUTT24 1 year ago
lol banzai
soccrroxmysox 1 year ago
@soccrroxmysox that and when the egg appears. lmao.
salemcripple 1 year ago
loooooooooooooooool
dnthypeonutube14 1 year ago
ROFL THIS IS HALARIOUS
sashalover89734 1 year ago
y is that every safe sex video has a giant takeing penis
DEMONshot666 1 year ago
eeew he grew!
diddlysquat21 2 years ago
Bullshit. They're saying a man can ejaculate on a woman and the woman can become pregnant. This would mean a woman can become pregnant and still be a virgin. Again....bullshit.
MyPersonalVendetta 2 years ago
its true. I thought everyone knew that already...lol
angelmonday 2 years ago
It's true with artificial insemination, but it doesn't travel from the inner leg to the egg. Complete bullshit.
MyPersonalVendetta 2 years ago
@MyPersonalVendetta It's true actually..
They're saying if the sperm travels anywhere near the opening, it can go inside.
Learn your facts before posting ridiculous comments.
(:
okay?
omgitsnothing 2 years ago
I know my facts and this comment is not rediculous.
MyPersonalVendetta 2 years ago
Actually it is, even when intact the hymen still has an opening oterwise a woman wouldn't be able to menstrate and wether the hymen is intact or not has nothing to do with virginity anyway, tthe hymen can be broken in many ways, insertion of a tampon or even vigorus exercise, so yes a woman can become pregnant even is she's a virgin.
flykintoun 2 years ago
lol
Careeselovejoel 2 years ago
oh my god...
thats why kids get pregnant
GinEver88 2 years ago
ahahahaha penis suit
ohhrichie 2 years ago
can women get pregnant even if she is still a virgin?
lowgonn 2 years ago
the virginity you are trying to point is the presence of hymen in the vaginal orifice, that thing makes the woman virgin..its some sort of plug or a barrier whos purpose is to protect the vagina frm getting infections. once the penis penetrates the vagina, the barrier which is the hymen breaks and so, the woman after that is no longer virgin and prone to unfection and perineal hygiene to her is very important. she cannot be preganant without breaking the hymen.
8VCharger 2 years ago
Infection can happen, and they happen with the hymen. Some wuld have anal sex t stay virgen. lol That is just to funny... theycan still get preganant, you may born with out a hymen and you can have intercourse and not brake it!
karlayvl 1 year ago
yah...your right..... even with a hymen still women are prone to infection, aside from staying virgin , women should wipe their perineum from front to back.
8VCharger 1 year ago
i am
wwesoccer20 2 years ago
omg this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
ajandlady 2 years ago
cracks me up...
laylof1 2 years ago 5
LOL, "head"ache XD
Hauntzor 2 years ago 23
you watched that in health class! what school r u from?
pimper347 2 years ago 5
I'm watching this in the library...ppl probably think i'm nuts!!! Its for anthropology!!!
koliver06 2 years ago 6
wow I watched this in health class, very informative
judethedude09 2 years ago 2
Pre-embryo?!
They still using that outdated term?
"Although life is a continuous process, fertilization is a critical landmark because, under ordinary circumstances, a new, genetically distinct human organism is thereby formed... The embryo now exists as a genetic unity."
O'Rahilly, Ronan and Müller, Fabiola. Human Embryology & Teratology. 1996
This textbook lists "pre-embryo" among "discarded and replaced terms" in modern embryology, describing it as "ill-defined and inaccurate" (p 12)
SaltedPuppies 2 years ago
BONSAI!
xPanicGurlx 2 years ago
lolz haha! xD
kittyjammer 2 years ago
sex while bungee jumping? Interesting
juanpablofx 2 years ago
BOnzzzzaaaaIII!!! ahaha
ceabo4u 2 years ago
y is this flagged cause its not as bad as the puberty cartoon...
reviewthis1 2 years ago
it really helped me it's educational and
funny i loved the sperm in the pool
91Sweetcheek 2 years ago
lmfao so funny! xD!!!
devilchick3124 2 years ago
hey butterybutters10, i saw this in school. lol
superbowl42steelewin 2 years ago
Lmfao,funny as hell
TheAK47Militia 2 years ago
I dought they show this in school xD
ButteryButters10 2 years ago
That was actually very informing...and HILARIOUS!
happyhubbard 2 years ago 6
Hilarious!! Nice artwork there, too.
beachie670 2 years ago 2
funny and educational.
MiroEnriquez 2 years ago 2
huh, educational AND funny.
teejayandjon 2 years ago 8
this is so immature and digusting.
HisGirlFridayy 2 years ago
then why did you watch it?
lboy9889 2 years ago 40
I wonder if that Dickhead dude has a dick.
URZeroGravity 2 years ago 65
lol
asimplewasteman 2 years ago
lol his dick probably talks
ohhrichie 2 years ago
ahaha that was soo cool and educational ! and hard ass funnny
Esterztarz 2 years ago 4
This is actually quite funny :P
phthagan 2 years ago 7
lol talk about a dickhead
zacccaz100 2 years ago 9
*gags*
Aceschool03 2 years ago
I remember watching something like this in the 7th grade. i couldn't stop laughing.. but then i understood it was educational xD
xoxPuppyGirlxox 2 years ago
ahh, why is vagina lady more hariy than penis guy.... lol
videogigel 2 years ago 8
we friggin watched this in grade 7 health.. how is this inappropriate?
kitkatsushi 2 years ago
Who ever flagged this as inappropriate needs mental health counseling.
MacHamish 2 years ago 12
there can be more than 3000 sperm cells in a small preacum and how much sperm does it take to get a girl pregant only 1.
Ghostkid202 2 years ago
Millions die before reaching the egg so the more sperm the better the sucessful chance of pregnacy i guess.
hannah60000 2 years ago 5
peter is out of his mind!
medicalbiller31 2 years ago
At any rate, it's better safe than sorry. "Splash" pregnancies may be rare, but it's possible. If you don't want to fall off a cliff you don't hang precariously over the edge.
BunnaySango 2 years ago
those are two completely separate events. First, the egg and sperm meet, then the zygote divides, THEN finally once the embryo implants itself the woman is pregnant. If the embryo does not implant, which is possible, the woman is not pregnant. So by definition, pregnancy doesn't begin at the uniting of a sperm and egg.
BunnaySango 2 years ago
Sperm can only survive for 3 days, not 6. And the reason you can still get pregnant even if you get some of the semen out is because of the sheer magnitude of sperm in one emission. It's not that you can't get the sperm out, it's that you can't get it ALL out before some of it swims towards the fallopian tubes.
BunnaySango 2 years ago
calm down peter
your leaking again!!! hehe
im getting a cathetar haha
they shud du this in schools
itd be rele rele guuud x
libbyd2008 2 years ago
really good.... much appreciated..
keshbin 2 years ago
This would be so much better than the sex ed at school. Haha I love it!
unforgivenmassacre 2 years ago 4
lol;fuNNY.&TRUE!
y3lla92 2 years ago
OMG :0
zanyone11 2 years ago
LMFAO , this is funny .
But actually kindof educational :)
kelseymarshall1137 2 years ago 3
surprizingly educational
il3bood10 2 years ago
They should show these in schools. So much better than 'The penis penetrates.. Sperm is released.. The women gets pregnant.. That's the end of sex ed.. Go have sex' I didn't even know about the sperm pool o.o
Phyr3fl1 2 years ago 7
funnny
SporeTV1 2 years ago
lmao
Trinibabiixox 3 years ago
good information
dafkgf 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA ! FUNNY SHIT DUDE!
OMG!
Lol i clicked on this and was like hmm what the hell, but this is funny as! thanks for upload, faved!
DemonTayuya 3 years ago
im only 10 and i watched that
anyahorse987654321 3 years ago
im 9 and i watched that...
Profpoinz 3 years ago
well now you know how it happens!
JMJSkits 2 years ago
well now you know how it happens!
JMJSkits 2 years ago
wow, i didn't know semen could travel into the vagina from the outside all by itself.
wow
aziffer3329 3 years ago
they showed that at our school
lance5932 3 years ago
I agree to that. As soon as the egg and sperm unite that is when and where the cell growth begins and that is when the baby starts growing.
DeathScience22 3 years ago
is she a cooch?
MissLisaBaby 3 years ago
yeah she is
Hachiban08 3 years ago
i didnt know precum can get u pregnant....
MissLisaBaby 3 years ago
hes literally a dickhead
axingurl4d 3 years ago 9
I wish we had this vid at skool I didn't know about seminl pools.
pissedatyou2 3 years ago
I wish it was that easy to get pregnant. We've been trying since October, no luck yet :(
socalpunky 3 years ago
It'll happen when its the right time - I guess
pissedatyou2 3 years ago
u might have a small weiner dude lol jk bro
tkodawg9 3 years ago
you're dumb! lol I'm a chick haha, I'm pretty sure size doesnt have anything to do with it. Just luck. I can't believe I'm not pregnant but my sister (who has her tubes tied!) is! lol
socalpunky 3 years ago
I hear ya. =( I'm on 3 years, and we've been married for 5 years now. It's tough to see others get pregnant. I wish you luck.
Mikadia 3 years ago
HAHA this is cute he has a dick head!
MissLisaBaby 3 years ago
i am 12 years old and i am pregnant
lolabell97 3 years ago
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hannah60000 3 years ago
dickhead..
Patoc32 3 years ago
that sounds like fun! ok wait.. JAAAKE! take off ur pants, ill take off my skirt. Ahhhh. Bye. Off to the bed to..
coolmule111 3 years ago
you slut
lolabell97 3 years ago
This is pretty good
coolmule111 3 years ago
This isn't as bad as I thought.+_+
yyhlover 3 years ago
lol he is shaped like a dick!
FluffyCookie123 3 years ago
and the bottom part of her jacket looks liek a vagina! LMAO
IvieMG 3 years ago
BANZAI!!!!! lol at them in the pool
nuggerx 3 years ago
lol =]]]
vckXD 3 years ago