Henry's Pee and My Gut

[benwubbleyou]

One does not simply eat a pony...

[Anonomoose13]

The little pony did have something from looking for Alaska! It had the white daisy on it that Alaska drew on the notepad by the phone before she may or may not have committed suicide. Shame on you John, shame on you.

[TheTechnoChimp]

what is a cleanse? basically a diet?

[MusicChick015]

Great Audible Gasp he has City of Bones <3

[KurayamiHikaru]

Oh my gosh. I am laughing way to much at John's story. I wish I could see Henry's reaction when he gets older and watches this. xD

[censorthecensors]

John is hotter than Hank, but both are equal on the awesome :)

[countingducks]

i think you are the hottest :D xxx

[0xan4xan0]

200,000th viewer. woooo hoooo!!!!

[kaliciously]

You have City of Bones on your shelf! What did you think of it?

[thatwhichisgiven]

I will try not to be freaked out by the idea of your gut yelling "FEED ME" in light of the fact that it hasn't progressed to calling you "Seymour". Yet.

[Thisismyusername1010]

@thatwhichisgiven You, my friend, win at life.

[AnkaFurb]

Oh my GOD! when you talk about being a parent it's the most awesome! You make a pee fountain sound so funny (wich it is not, trust me, I know).

[hotshot3434]

"i am going to be a nerfighter and stay fit and avoid pee with my brain"

sentences that don't make sense out of context.

[nothingcoolwasleft]

Is it just me or does his hair look very dark in this video.

[vidkid42]

I remember trying to change my baby brother in a public restroom once. It was an extraordinary poop, and while I was changing it, he both peed and spit up. It was probably some kind of record.

[mthsbandrocks]

I just watched this while eating a sandwich and lost my apatite. 

[MattPeters22]

The pony has a daisy on it, John. Daisy. D-a-i-s-y. Like the one Alaska doodled. GOD. :P

[charlyfox93]

The Greens and Shaycarl's family are wonderful...I wish my family was as, well, nerdfightastic....

[smileygirl123ish]

The puff levels... they're...they're so...so...high...

RUN!

[ClaireLaBear11]

I hope Henry's future partner doesn't see this

[cimbles]

I have a hot cousin... lol

[shimmer41]

One day Henry will see this. Oh, the expressions that will pass over his face

[MissingSirius]

How have I not seen this video? I was laughing so hard it hurt.

[DeezyWheezy]

The ads on this video were for "online geek dating". WIN YOUTUBE!

[kaikiyukionna27]

Uh, that pony has a painting of a daisy. As I recall, daisy doodles were in Looking For Alaska.

[karlababii909]

So have you changed the baby's diaper, and realized hes making a poopy face and you have no diaper ready...so baby poops in your hand...yea...not fun...

[LambHoot]

John Green, the first Brony

[VeneficusSententia]

Hey, hey, there is no reason to start insulting the barenaked ladies. They are the best Canadian Alt-rock band of the mid-nineties! Have some respect!

[superfrontman]

Hank is Maeby Funke?

[lae1819]

two things

1: John, I don't think you're fat :)

2 : My god says exactely the Same as yours... all the time

[mayrin1112]

Uhhhh puff level is dangerously high....... RUUUUNNNNN

[Sara595]

i watch this, and then i thought, when Henry turns 18, he is going to watch this, and cry when he sees the 190,092 views

[Atuchy]

@Sara595 I now know that in 1 month an old vlogbrothers video gets roughly 8,500 views. Thank you :)

[theghostintheattic]

John, there's a daisy on the pony. Isn't that a reference to Alaska?

[swiftlove19]

i was about to say how weird it was that i was just reading a book with black santas in it, and what a coincidence it was that john had one, but then i realised it was John's book that i was reading ....

[EmilyKaromel]

i actually think john's hotter than hank but does that really matter THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO US

[LMNOP1214]

John, how did you not notice the flower? My goodness!

[taylorisneato]

I just cried laughing. Oh my god.

[taliby13]

Someday Henry is going to be very embarrassed by all of the things that you are saying right now.

[geeze96]

the white flower ! thats the looking for alaska reference! come on john, you should have noticed :P

[abbyunleashed]

Black Santas ftw :3

[ZoeyHanson7]

I just drooled from laughing. Not kidding.

[500DaysofAriana]

John, I just wanna tell you that you're sexy.

=D

[combinationist]

That pony had a white flower in it's cutie mark.

No jokes about Looking for Alaska? I am ashamed, Jon.

[rback057]

But.... you're not all that fat...

[BeccaAllstar]

February 15, 2010: John talks about not making Henry's life public in order to save him from being embarrassed later on in life.

February 19, 2010: John talks about Henry getting his own pee dropped onto his "pee-pee".

[EpicSuccuss]

John yo fat!

[silverx174]

Actually crying with laughter! AHA!

[fawfulhasFURY1111]

BEST.HEADACHE.DESCRIPTION.EVER­.

[peppers1532]

I can't breathe I am laughing so hard. You are the best, John Green.

[holdmetight123]

*John makes dying noises*

*my dogs bark in surprise*

[missunderstud13]

if it means anythingi think your both VERY good looking tbh i think you are verry fit!!!

[Shelleystarkid]

So feel very much like a blender

[Iyellatrocks]

John Green, avoiding pee with his brain, since 2010.

[Unknownboi88]

my gut keeps telling me to kill....

[fuschiaforever4]

the yeti's name is sarah?!

[missunderstud13]

@fuschiaforever4 yes

[thegreattoybox]

i thought the title said Henry's pee in my gut thank god its not

[taggrey]

I love that john missed the reference to his own book

[marauderslive4ever]

I have not laughed so hard in a loooong while. Thank you for your amusing story! (laughing at other people's misery... There's a word for that, right?)

[namedropper101]

his hair is so much darker in this video :p

[NerdsForTheWin72]

John I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Your pee story is hilarious.

[xcskier999]

My uncle is a university professor that is slightly overweight. So yeah, good description for John.

[luigi90900]

Apparently I did that. ( 0:20 ) O_o

[emilyraars]

okay lets cut to the chase: i'm from tumblr and i saw this guy holding a friggin cute baby in a pizza suit. I DEMAND SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE VIDEO IS.

[lightningchaser93]

I see City of Bones in your bookshelf!! AHHHHHHH! :)

[ChelsieOliviaa]

That pee thing happened to me once. Except it was my face.

[archer1042]

I have tiny chiken disease too :(

[KatherineJane001]

You guys are hot. Damn.

[alma37274]

...once my friends and i were having a party in a classroom... and some guy shook a soda... [who invited that jerk???] and he told a girl to open it so, as a gut instinct, i shielded that girl from the fountain of soda.... it was Dr.Pepper....so i regret nothing...it was sticky though.... so... blah

anyway my teacher was curious as to why i was covered in soda...the teacher that the classroom belonged to was indeed the teacher who taught my next period class so i had that coming XD

[fatzo666]

Vlogbrothers are bronies?!?!

WIN!!!

[HanziiiRawrr]

Lol I had to rewatch this because of the story... It was the best :) dftba xD

[lrocke08]

There are two times (quite recently) that I decided to ignore my gut instinct to not drive to the train station and just walk. Both times resulted in accidents, one of which happened after I got home. Also the car in question has now been written off. So if there's one thing I can trust my gut on, it's whether I should drive or not.

[MashaSobaka]

"Sarah! Sarah! There's pee all in my hands!"

"Well, just drop it!"

One day I hope to be in a relationship that is just as perfect.

[revilo2099]

I think you just have awful instincts.

[LobsomBB]

John you will always be the hot cousin to half of us nerdfighters

[hejmitnavnersarah]

John I think you're hot..

[tacoshmaco13]

Actually I wish you were my big brother......... not my uncle.... BUT if you were my uncle you would be the coolest uncle ever!!! :D

[katevinee]

"But I'm gonna be a Nerdfighter by getting fit and avoiding pee...with my brain."

Way to make Nerdfighting life sound glamorous, John.

[potterlife1]

This needs to be debated...NOW! Who's hottr Hank ort Jhon? Please reply.

[sk8rKim]

@potterlife1  Umm I believe the spelling is 'hotter', 'or', and 'John'

[potterlife1]

@sk8rKim

I hate it when people do that. Maybe i was in a rush to get to an audition, maybe i was tired. Dont do that. It's so annoying!

[rubinak29]

i couldn't stop laughing the whole way through that xD

[Benjofresh]

Unborn chicken voices in your head?

[weKnowWeRcrzy202]

Okay, I'm supposed to be writing a paper on the Ethiopian Civil war, and it's due tomorrow and I procrastinated...and now I keep getting distracted by your amazing youtube videos.

The outcome of this situation will not be a good one...nevertheless...the heart wants what the heart wants...and my heart wants to keep watching your videos.

[TheTeenageRebel]

@weKnowWeRcrzy202 Did you finish your paper? I am genuinely interested and concerned.

[weKnowWeRcrzy202]

@TheTeenageRebel

Don't worry I did!

I got an A! Procrastination FTW.

[TheTeenageRebel]

@weKnowWeRcrzy202 Congratulations! I think I am just going to have to get my mum to think that way...

[TheTeenageRebel]

@weKnowWeRcrzy202 Congratulations! I think I am just going to have to get my mum to think that way...

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

I like how (in the "Hello Baby!!" video) John says that he wants to avoid embarrassing Henry in front of lots of people. Then he discusses the pee fountain. Although arguably that says more about John than baby Henry.

[TheKatsProductions]

"avoiding pee with my brain" - John Green

[kittycats0511]

Why does John's hair look so much darker?

[sugarpeepsez]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!! Pee cup hands. Priceless.

[SidneyH27]

City of Bones!! :)

[muise1150]

@SidneyH27 i did the same thing!!

[SonoftheDarkTwin]

PLUTONIC.

[JennyMonster17]

That my little pony does have a looking for alaska reference, the white flower.

[morganlizzie23]

@woahxdreamBIG hes a NILF

[bbmonkey14]

I thought he was going to not embarrass Henry...

[BuganviliaG]

John-- I think you are hot, even when you are battling tiny chickens in your head.

[shortuf0]

I have tiny chickens too. :(

[MsShmankYou14]

I'm sorry, but I HIGHLY disagree with the part about Hank being my "hot cousin". This is just my opinion, but John is so much hotter than Hank. And John, you should always follow your gut. It makes for hilarious videos. Finally, DFTBA!

[grrgirl96]

Poor henry's pee...

[ditchfairy]

LOL, this made me laugh so hard, hehe.

[funnypets456]

john. You're fat.

[Ellie0990]

wait... is he saying he hit 200?!?!?

[HeroFlame]

Are you a bronie? (MLP FIM)

[Thecrazypeeples]

@HeroFlame -brohoof-

[HeroFlame]

@Thecrazypeeple You made my day %20 cooler.

[Thecrazypeeples]

@HeroFlame In ten seconds flat?

[HeroFlame]

@Thecrazypeeples -and ProgressiveBoink- are made of awesome <3

[Thecrazypeeples]

@HeroFlame When's the new season? Dx I need it to come.

[HeroFlame]

@Thecrazypeeples December

[ProgressiveBoink]

@HeroFlame BROHOOF~

[alarasnowfeather]

John, I have not lauhed so hard in a looooong time. Thank you!

[mrshairspray321]

My name is Sara. So when John said "SARA! SARA! THERE IS PEE ALL OVER MY HANDS!" My dad had a very confused look on his face.

[Nirnayaz]

I LOVED LOOKING FOR ALASKA

[ReKrisB]

Lol, this is one of the most interesting vids by far, I think X3

[SheEscapesReality]

The My Little Pony totally did have Looking for Alaska! It had a white flower!

[JOHNISAWESOME420]

you got fat 2 20 2010

[unscrewstheotherway]

Someday Henry is going to watch these videos....

[dappleback]

John you are not fat! D8< You never have been!!

....But seriously lay off the pizza.

[AnEffervescentEnigma]

Wasn't the daisy the looking for Alaska thing? I thought that was supposed to be Alaska's last doodle....,

[Dramaismyife]

@AnEffervescentEnigma It was white, the one on the pony was yellow.

[maebird100]

Haha woow

[puppyluveromg]

what happened to not embarrassing henry?

[TheHyperTheory]

120 people must have suffered a concussion and pressed the dislike button by accident.

[isortaforgot]

My little pony... John, are YOU A BRONY? You should be. My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. You're welcome

[LauraA5hley]

omnomnomnomnom.... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[VloggingVictor]

I'm fed up of black santa! That's it, tomorrow I start reading paper towns!

[forthewin36]

The daisy wasn't really a JOKE, though.

[coolnerdie]

the pony DOES have a joke from Looking for Alaska. it has the daisy

[jcmik]

my little PWNy- amirite?

[WorsethanADD]

What do you mean no Alaska jokes? It had a white flower on it!

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

Ok, following Amanda Bynes on Twitter isn't THAT bad. But... GWYNETH PALTROW'S NEWSLETTER?! *headdesk*

[sethboy66]

i'm a guy and not gay at all but john is definitely hotter than hank.

[dolphin64575]

3:12 I giggled

[ikuto2213]

The my little pony had a white flower on it. Thats from looking for Alaska... I've read it six times..

[soojb7799]

0:33 - LMAO!

[igotyourmoney23]

HOT-tot-ot-ot-otototot-ot-otot­oto HOTTT (thats you)

[birdyblair]

john your relly hot

[madeleinelily0]

Either one of you are welcome to become my hot husband...

[HikaruNephele]

My gut says this is funny.

[Malvolia]

It's great how in John's previous video he was all, "You won't be seeing a lot of Henry because when he's in high school I don't want him having to suffer through a lot of embarrassing videos"--and then this is the first Henry story he tells.

[sajoth]

I always thought the tiny chickens were mice nibbling at my brains. >.<

[SHALYN8]

A) I tried to like this 5 seperate times. It only worked once.

B) I intend to loose weight this summer. How? By watching your videos so that way I won't want to get up and eat junk food because if I get up, my sister will steal the computer and I won't get more Vlogbrother videos.

[schokaholik]

Stop telling those funny stories like the urine holding hand cup story 'cause I literally gasped and was not able to breath 'cause I was busy laughing my butt off.

[soultaker30]

I think Hank is hot but you my friend are adorable. <3

[ryudatuba]

John, your hair looks so much darker in this video... that's odd...

[aabigailsmithh]

HE'S WEARING PAJAMA BOTTOMS :D

[RPHSNerdyfun311]

I was sick a couple day's ago I was sick and was talking about the tiny chickens and no one cared because they thought I was crazy and everytime I had to explain about the tiny chickens!

[xOliverTuesday]

I don't have a smart uncle, but I can imagine John would be a good one.

[dulcepekpek]

This cracked me up.

[219kenzie]

Actually, you do remind me of my smart uncle. That's a good thing though :)

[raiena]

But the My Little Pony has a white flower! O:

[carol7251]

personally I think John is hotter :) Hank is hot too, John is just more my type

[Hell0oIrony]

:d you have Heat by Bill Buford. Another reason to love you.

[whitecollargirl1]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND!

[anastasiakhable]

I have tiny chicken disease right now, and I kinda thought I made that sound at the end because I have headphones in and can't really hear anything else very well .

Also, this might be the nyquil speaking . Lastly, I'm about halfway through "Looking For Alaska" and I LOVE it !

[maluse227]

you have a dumb gut my first instinct would have been to put the new diaper on.

[CarolineandEmmaShow]

Y the heck r we talking about who's hotter?! We're NERDFIGHTERS, remember? So talk about who's AWESOME-ER! Like, their personality!

[123longlive]

i want that my little pony. now.

[volkswagenminibus]

I just went to a baby shower and the expecting mom got a "PeePee Teepee"

[theharrypotterluver]

That was sooooooooo funny but I couldn't crack up because I am supposed to be sleeping now but instead I am watching clog brother videos!

[shellfish1010]

HA HA HA HA OH MY GOD. I AM DEAD.

[wntw319]

i wish Hank was my hot cousin and John was my uncle

[ArentWeInAPickle]

John, you must watch "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." You must. Hank too.

[dudester60]

What a dush

[puppysfurme]

the my little pony SO made a joke about looking for alaska!!! what about the white daisy, huh?!?!?

[SeeThinkFall]

John, you're beautiful.

[12wallflower]

what kind of cleanse did you do?

Oh god, this made me laugh so hard. Pooooor John. And his pee