Dane Cook - Vicious Circle (6/9)

[Abasuto]

Probably the worst stand up comedian I can ever recall to get a level of mass attention.

Seriously, I can watch 10 minutes of him and not even giggle once. It's just pure unfunny.

[7708jjones]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!



[kidcold100]

Wheres my FUC*** My house nope that's a Pantry ING MAKE UP SEX HOORAAA

[dlausactor6373]

He drives a forklift. You know what that means!

"HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!!!"

[TheAnyfingname]

MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!

[TheAnyfingname]

MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!

[Artsbuisness]

looks like u just fucked a pixie :D

[newmoonfan205]

i love Dane cook is is sooooooo cool

[wePartywithJesus]

I love fuckin noodles! and i loved them my whole fuckin life!!

...... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! ....you don't even know.

[Bykerigan007]

Vicious Circle 6/9

Cmon people its there

[nickass23]

8 people's dads didnt buy them any FUCKING NOODLES!!!!!



[ProjectV6]

You people need 2 stop just repeating what Dane Cook says in the video...we heard him STFU

[lilsam9000]

@ProjectV6 stfu ur telling ppl not to comment on a vid fuckin make us

[ProjectV6]

@lilsam9000 Not once did i say not to comment on it. I said not to just repeat what he says its annoying

[lilsam9000]

@ProjectV6 oh i see you didnt tell people to stop but repeating if they please they can thats classified as commenting

[drumgun14]

@ProjectV6 Don't get angry, just because your dad didn't buy you FUCKING NOODLES.



[ProjectV6]

@drumgun14 First of all I have ALL the noodles i want Raman Noodles mac and chesse noodles Chinese noodles i just hate when people repeat what he says we heard him you dont need to say it

[nobodyzbabygurl1]

@ProjectV6

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!....you don't even know.

(;

[JustMisterPoe]

THAT IS A PANTRY!

[videotron7000]

hehehehehehe 69

[xcolleenxmariex]

7 people dont even know.

[whitytupac]

i like to thumbs down haters and tag them as spam

[oreoiscute100]

@InsaneDrummer99 DONT DISS THE MASTER OF COMEDY!!!!!!

[nelord7000]

6 people got cheated on

[TheNilsje]

@psionicConspiracy well...the ppl in that room do not agree with you. and neither do i! he is not funny to you guys...but we do think hes funny...so go whine at some bieber vid or some shit like that.

[danny205wp]

this guy is hopeless

[davgabe]

You gotta be a moron to find this jerk off funny, " my daddy bought me all the noodles I wanted, cuz he was brillant man" when is this jerk off funny? You must be kidding he makes up stories in his garbage stand-up, and they even suck ..lol

[PsionicConspiracy]

@davgabe

Thank you, at least someone has the balls to admit the truth. I agree with you, this guy sucks, he's pretty much on par… well, for the sake of it - he's on par with Larry the cable guy…… oh, and 2 1/2 men.

[MrSubstance18]

@davgabe Gotto be an asshole to call people with a different sense of humour to you a moron.

[MrToffeecoffee]

theres some great american comics.....danes just not. 

[zaccahrehh]

OH yeah you just gonna eat fuckin noodles, is that what you're fuckin do, just eat fuckin noodles on your ass.. just gonna sit there ERRRRRRRR

[willdoifican]

*Cheeaterrrrr.....Liaaaaarrrrr­r..........She loves you........... your a lossssser*

[rewindfive]

sorry i had to correct my earlier statement he looks like the guy from home improvement tims assistant

[oyahfftlisawsome]

best shot to end a video?

[LindyKitty916]

bionic seahorse ftw lmfao

[dmc4coolcat]

THAT IS A PANTRY!!

[SaYwHaT12341000]

you dont even..KNOW!

lol XD

[davgabe]

The worst comic EVER Dana  Cook

[ShadowofRayne666]

@davgabe Why do you bother going to these videos on him if you think hes the worst comic ever?

[davgabe]

You have to be under 18 or a moron or BOTH to find this jerk funny

[JOSHDILBERT101]

@davgabe i am sooo.... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DANE COOK!!!!!1

[dbanjeezeez]

@davgabe oh. yeah. uhuh sure. that definitely explains why there's SOOO many morons in the audience. that also explains why he's talking about sex, and cheating and fucking and stuff, which people under 18 are likely to understand. uh - huh. sure.

[carrieunderwood4evaa]

@dbanjeezeez how innocent do you think people under 18 are?? ive been watching dane since i was 12...hes funny, you cant really say he isnt. and those "morons" in the audience are his fans... i wish i could see him live.

[dbanjeezeez]

@carrieunderwood4evaa hahaha no I was being sarcastic to that douche that was dissing Dane :')

[carrieunderwood4evaa]

@dbanjeezeez loool okay i had a feeling...but you cant read sarcasm right? lol lets pretend i said that to the douche then.... xD

[TheBanditclay2]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!!!

[no1neko]

Shut your lips, and learn xDD He is a funny guy

[slowjamz09]

haha looks like you just fucked a pixie hahaa

[Piinkkyboos]

'sorry, its a new key..'

[Piinkkyboos]

and you know why he got them? CUZ HES A SMART FUCKING GUY. alright? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.

[XZskY07v6]

why ONLY upload the sixth part?

[SeeK666PL]

Cool now that lady knows that her man is cheating on her... good job..

[jonathancervoni]

Theyre always in the kitchen hahaha

[livelovelibby]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!♥

[burtnose]

dane's putting his balls on ebay??? O_O mine! XDDDD

[stormstar2]

@burtnose Yeah ur only a couple years late XD

[burtnose]

@stormstar2 O_o awe TT_TT damn XD

[stormstar2]

@burtnose Except... that was all just a clever rouge! They're mine! *Runs*

[burtnose]

@stormstar2 O_o MINE!!!!!!!!

[nickfan77]

and you know what iFuckin love noodles and iLoved them my WHOLE LIFEE ! haha ! iFLY Dane Cook iFLYY ! ♥♥

[Coolman71710011]

i can relate to that

[90thetruth]

when i was a lil boy my daddy bout me all the fuckin noodles i wanted...........and you know why he bought them........CUS HES A SMART FUCKIN GUY!!!!!!!

[SuperXXMetallicaXX]

4 people Dont even know it!

[mysticmoon25]

Where the fuck do I live?!!? THAT is a pantry!! haha

[missionimpossible998]

LMFAO! 'i was cheated on no i i was litterally cheated oni woke up they where on top of me doing it. I was like oh no this cant be.'

[MrSouthernDiscomfort]

MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN!!!!!!!

that part is absolutely, fucking classic.

[FPSKittystrikeMw2]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE!

[nemanjamladenovic97]

@FPSKittystrikeMw2 that is a PANTRY...Where is it???

[nemanjamladenovic97]

@FPSKittystrikeMw2 THAT IS A PANTRY!

[Wuzzysbrand06]

dude where's the rest? i can only see part 6 on your channel

[danetu]

Shut up floor, i will buy you a rug Please shut up lol hilarious.

[iTsAznThunder]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!!

[shikaku14]

"this is more realistic but its not as asthetically pleasing to the eye" true its not as pleasing

[Erhhiloveyouinzombie]

I'm sitting there going "awwwwwwww 55 years." "cheat!" "wait. what?"

[11Gohabs11]

you gotta fucking cheat

[cwright1able]

SHUT THAT KEY UP!!!

[wrongFROMright]

bionic sea horse. :)

[TheZickoPuppets]

hahaha Stupid like my father. What does that even mean....My Father Was A Brilliant Man!

[SuperRascal13]

where is number 7?

[smilitu]

"MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

[tito0131]

hahaha i cant believe everything freak en true!!!!! your stupid like your dad haha!!

[zebraprintersXD]

what does the guy yell when he is telling the cheater story

[Danigirl164]

who bought the fuckin noodels

[MrBootsie12]

hahahahaha CCHHHEEEAAAATTT xd

[jet0899]

its funny cuz its trues lol

[LordHugglez]

"Who's the WARDEN??" xDDDD

[DancesInConverse12]

In my sleep did I murder a Janitor and steel his keys! ahah I laughed so hard!

[DancesInConverse12]

Best part:Why do I have so many fucking keys =)

[sciencenerd121]

Dane Cook rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prettykitty997]

"looks like you just fucked a pixie" wow i laughed so hard

[KALEB233218]

whoever gave this video a thumbs down can suck ass

[ENANO1800able]

@KALEB233218 ITS CUZ THEY MISSED THE THUMS UP ESE CUZ THIS VATO IS FUNNY

[TheRockHBKfan]

"Wanna know why he bought them? BECAUSE HE'S A SMART FUCKING MAN!"

[12345blowme]

It's great. This part of hit stand up is at part 6/9 "69" of the show. Lots of sex, hehe

[quanita14]

aw :( pour phillis :(

[Marthyxxbabie]

You just gonna sit there and eat fucking noodles all day?!

[mensager110]

he says his father is a smarth fucking guy as if he dint bought it something was gona happend lol

[082HeckFreckinYea794]

'' looks like you just fucked a pixie.'' lol

[blinblin82]

yo fui traicionado literalmente jajaj si es imbecil, mas papo k ha saber kien, estaban haciendolo sobre el. jajajajaj

[JakStackz613]

"WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKIN NOODLES?" LOL

[TrandomnesstwO]

Triangle scrub haha then they zoom in.

[gxozor]

zachc187

[gxozor]

dude watch your comments

[BiancaGrint]

where's part 5?

[Clington1234]

i agree wheres part 5?

[waughg42]

@Clington1234 haha lol watch part 4 then itll come up in related videos

[LupineSilvertail]

"At that moment I realized I didn't want to do a B & E.. I just wanted to kick down a fuckin door"

[ryanarkkelin1]

then they put up fucking 1970's beads haha

[LupineSilvertail]

Wow, you are one pathetic miserable son of a bitch... Whoever the hell you are you can just go crawl into whatever festering hole you crawled out of.. You act like your opinion on here actually matters. Either get a life or just die and make the world a better place kay thx

[Derekhoey12]

are you serious bud? hes not complaining about his personnal problems, hes making a joke dumbshit. and if hes a complete douche, get off this video page.

[myanmarista6]

ok thats fine we americans still kick ass so wutev.....

[okydokie5]

oooh yess your pussys on lockdown! shank my pussy with your cock!

hahahaha i love dane cook!

[guanato92]

you don't know...you don't evennn known

you don't even KNOW!!! (screech)

[wekilledkenny45]

I like that very last one when he he talking and saying you don't even know....He's like you do even KNOW!

[wekilledkenny45]

WHO BAUGHT THE NOODLES?!?!?!?!

[saradominsside23]

you cant find part seven? I can't find ANY part!!

[inverted987]

wheres part seven at i cant find it!

[blankblank13]

God you have to love him- LOL at the "triangle scrub" and the "in my sleep did I murder a janitor and steal his keys/"

[blankblank13]

You bothered to count that?

[SouUmCoelho]

« 55 years? I can't make a relationship last 55 minutes..! »

[ghanshyam1008]

bionic seahorse!!!!!!!!!!

[musicbaby2001]

this some funny shit, You Don't Even KNOW!! lol

[maverickboy24]

who bought the FUCKIN noodles!

[MikuruChan657]

I bought the fucking noodles~!! I'm eating them right now~!! xD

[jacobsbb5]

You dont .. even.. KNOW!!

ROTFLMAO

[kibazenia]

My dad walked in my room right as he yelled "MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN!" And the volume was loud so he actually heard it. I busted out laughing.

[paulinkax2xoxo]

hes halarioussss  ii loovve him!!

[LovrPeace]

MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!

[ACHKER12]

lol pick that shit off looks like you just fucked a pixie.. HAHAHA

[ashleyray323]

2:15

You dont .. even.. KNOW!!

[PivotHero5]

Notice how all the men don't say anything 8-)

and how the girls rub it in the men's face's ^o)

Dane is funny as :)

[Kiki194]

omfg!! Oodles of noodles! :D

[saradominsside23]

omg this is soo true it's hilarious

[lcfrules]

This is so true

[lovelyness15]

;D love it..