Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 9 (Funny Bloopers & Screw-Ups)

[munchy4prez]

This is one video I'll always remember how to get back to. Just search natalie portman is so hot xD

[TheLegendaryCJ]

Kevin sent me.

[danielcastaneda96]

@1999emil noo im watchinqqq this in 2012 ad on my desktop

[nedned1111]

@3:58 T-bow!

[Mexican4life14]

@Ipmasterful *NYAN CAT

[lpmasterful]

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[1999emil]

Thumps up if you are watching this in 2000BC on your iStone!

[G33k4Lyfe]

3:58 is that him Tebowing?

[TheBrandonNickel]

1:16 THAT IS MY LIFE

[mussonman]

i have a video of me doing the exact same thing as the last fail, i got in the gunner, and the driver tried to take me off that same spot

[tanjinuts]

Lmao. The tags

[badassboy32145]

Jack that wasn't a sniper probably the guy left his xbox

[AwesomeMrRandomness]

3:57 tim tebow........hehe

[PlusSumBlink]

1:14 "lets finish this how we sterted it tom.... TOGETHER!!!!"

[ThumbsUpMike]

3:26

Jack: "So heres Jorlock who gets the happy spawn, catches the guy sniping......."

JACK, YOU CANT SNIPE WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE!

Only in gay call of duty is that possible

[haloreach22100]

the person on the elevater was a girl and so was the one who got in the back of the hog. dumd asses JK but they were girls :3

[TheWeedlover2]

jorlock has the best fails from the first few episodes

[christianc531]

he said "you go,we go" twice this video. 1.the 2 ideots jumping of the cliff

2.the end where the guy jumped out the warthog just before he went of the cliff

[TheLastOfTheCarmines]

i love the duhahahahahaha laugh at 1:15

[szzles]

double pummels happen in custom games every day

[jandrluigigreen]

last one was hilarious

[Fruitbags82]

4 the last one I wouldve sed

SEE U LATER FUCKERS

[bumcakes8940]

i got killed by a fukin tiny piece of blown up scropion armor i was fukin pissed

[HeavenhoundVII]

i saw a Brute do that on the exact same Firefight Map =]

[TheWhitakersrock]

How do I record the replays?

[prisonangel1000]

@TheWhitakersrock y0u can rec0rd in gallery same in mw3 :)

[MisterPikol]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012 while sucking on a nice black cock ;)

[pwner332]

i liked the diving fail when i saw i was just like WTF!!!

[drofoxx]

1:03 nice camera placement

[mack123abc48]

WAIT! WHEN THE BRUTE KILLS HIMSELF YOU CAN SEE A LINE OF A BULLET FROM THE ROOF OF THE FORT! pause at 1:45 to see

[BionicleLegends1]

@mack123abc48 No it missed and it was late anyway.

[XxGreymoonxX]

@mack123abc48 so what?

[RedEyesBlackHearts]

Natalie Portman is hot.

[TheCaboose23]

1:02 the crate went for him and NOW HES COMING FOR US!!!!!!!

[DaKidIndian]

tags: natalie portman is so hot XD

[TheRmank]

his balls hell of the blue thing at 2:28

[MrGuesty22]

@TheRmank what the fuck are you trying to say? i do not understand your sentence what so ever :/

[TheRmank]

@MrGuesty22 i meant his balls was the blue thing at 2:28

[The3ndlessDepths]

2:00 maybe the rockethog was just firing a missile when the snipers bullet hit it? like split second simutaeously not even completely out of the chamber yet

[urOSSIM]

Falifax: nope

[back2edge4u]

Omfg I hate Thumbs up whores.. Thumbs up if you agree!

[Tireurdelits]

3:42 : like a boss!

[Ileikpokemons]

3:42 hey dude let me give you a ride. *Blue: K, sure! *They drive along, and Red doesnt know that hes attacking his teammates, and finds out* WHAAAAA- DUDE, YOUR GOIN DOWN WITH ME! *DRIVES OFF CLIFF* *Blue jumps off* Red: YOU LITTLE- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

[misterjakemczilla]

@11nick I used to think those comments were funny, then I started murdering anyone who said them again.

[11nick]

i used to play cod but then took a halo to the console

[FinnishGuy101]

@11nick I used to play CoD, but then I found out about Battlefield

True story

[Zb315]

1:44 is a lie because if you pause at 1:44 or 1:43 you can see that he shot his sniper rifle at the plasma battery!!!

[Zb315]

@Zb315 Never Mind

[Mankiller15]

@Zb315 And then at 1:50 you see that he missed. Derp.

[SuperAlexsander11]

o.m.g at 1:04 the box hit the camera

[987ewqsza]

3:42 LoL

[sqrlaway0]

suicide jokes, JFK assassination jokes... y'all could make anything funny

[LiLGamer21]

3:57 tebowing FTW

[coolguy7691]

1:13 FUS RO DAH!

[singabend]

1:04 3D!

[navylawman]

wow,skip to 1:53 in the video pretty crazy entrie

[crashnewt7]

at 3:36 you see's the wraith shoot but not explode look !! :)

[soondae2000]

That is fuunny

[RogueShadowDude]

Hey look at the date. That's my birthday. I wasn't born in 2010 though.

[TheTOMZOCO10]

i know a fail of a week, you spelling week ,like weak

[elitezealot0327]

@TheTOMZOCO10

OMFG how do people not freakin get it>:(

its a joke weak as not strong and there failing so there weak and week as in they do it weekly so instead of week they do weak

[XxdeadlyMoFoxX]

ps3



[WatsonTeleset]

How did I get from Tomska's second channel, to here?

[Fang3272]

The first part is not firefight on corvette

[b24harman]

I'm so sorry I stumbled in here. I feel like I fell into a room of people that don't know what a woman looks like naked.

[AStonedCanadian]

@b24harman

Oh wows, watch out guys.

HE'S A TOUGHY.

[MaximumOptimus1]

the warthog exploding did not happen because its not a magic bullet (thumbs up if you think that would be cool) it happened because the guy hit the barrel and the warthog maybey shot off a rocket and the bullet hit the rocket and exploded it

[regenerator21]

4:02 this is why blue team rules. any red team fans can screw off.

[regenerator21]

hellsangel117, tex and master chief combined

[MrDeathbringer117]

Karma elite is ALWAYS on duty

[BrandonC1arke]

3:13 i guess you could say its an elevator glitch

[CookieDudez]

0:35 BOUNCING BETTY!!!

[CookieDudez]

@35 BOUNCING BETTY!!!

[ThunderCavalier]

Thumbs up if you dislike Thumbs Up comments and wish people would stop posting them.

... Wait a sec.

[ellipsis117]

i think that last fail may have been me, i didn't send it, but i had that same thing happen, and it was a long time ago

[GlitchDMJ]

Jorlock was on a few episodes ago. I think he was the one who tried to splatter the AFK guy but failed and flew off of the side of the map

[bundybearboy]

the vent on the roof sucked him in

[TheMarqparker]

thumbs up if you hate ads

[linne333]

Geoff's laugh is fuckin' AIDS-curing xD

[evilbrickproduction]

@VictorMinKim wait how would i do that if i see your comment??

[kman618]

@VictorMinKim Then this comment is obsolete because you were typing one instead of watching the fails.

[XxNathinatorxX]

@kman618 It's not obsolete, it's contradictory.

[Creepydude555]

elevater is now fixed :(

[CuteyErin1]

I WANNA TAKE THE ESCALADOR

[ScaryMonstahh]

Hahahahah, that last one was awesome.

[greengorilla627]

thumbs up if your watching this........later



[zwilko360]

the awkward moment when the original comment gets less likes than the little shit who copied it ^^^^^^

[Nitro2200]

Falifax happened to me earlier today (i was the one who got out) he sent me a msg freaking out

[Fishesbemine1]

dickshot to rocket..hog is now my favorite quote. thumbs up if you agree =)

[Caleb5711]

Man if that were me in the last i would friken ceclebrate XD

[JARS0221]

3:42 epic

[phantomrider115]

51 people have been Dick shot and rocket'd!

[warriorwolf777]

Lol tags XD

"Natalie

Portman

Is

So

Hot" XD

[BruteWarChieftan]

1:41 that brute was under my command... he lost a bet.

[danile00xd]

how did he died like that in the frist one

[crazygruenhagen]

One time a enemy jumped onto the back of my warthog so i tried to drive it off the cliff, then the enemy jumped out and i stopped right at the edge, then the enemy shot at me and i jumped out so I could shoot at him but i jumped off the cliff.

[Luffy3050]

Sorry grunts I meant to say

[Luffy3050]

Brutes. Halo's menatly retarded unsupervised children

[ienjoytimesplitters]

I figured out the fail at 1:37. RANDOMMAN2129 sniped the fusion coil as the brute whacked it. Simple.

[Bradenwar]

@ienjoytimesplitters We Obviosly Know That M8

[ackbarfan5556]

2:21 The Master Chief Assassination!

[minecraftlover111]

Hi :D

[minecraftlover111]

Hi :D

[Nonizsportz12]

@KingMaysa

SMOSH!!!!!! (Ian, a guy, is the one who's in the bra)

[goldbulet89]

the dislike bar is like a shooting bullet its their but you cant see it

[MegaDario35]

Wait.Was that a red guy driving in the last fail?

[shadoz99]

2:15 "He BLOWED it up."

Great grammar Jack!

XD

[KingMaysa]

Why the hell is there a video of someone in a bra on the 'Related Videos' list?

And why is it titled "HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES"

[inlover565]

tumbs if your watching this now 

[MrMegaHackerz]

@inlover565 already used fag

[music00725]

love u guys :)

[somecoolguy445]

This is so funny

[somecoolguy445]

lol

[yoneda123]

Dick shot to rocker hog LOL!!

[zafrider2]

were would i download this video...i fuckin lol like i almost die....XD

[PinTheDin838]

So I Was Playing Halo Reach Right....And I Ask My Teammate On Live......... Hey What Would Happen If You Threw Up In Youre Helmet. Like Would You Take It Off Or Just Like Poison Youreself. He Just Got His Magnum And shot Me In The Head D;

[TheViperRKO117]

THE TOP COMMENTS ARE LYK THE SAME THING

[x9xn00bx9x]

call of duty commercial for a halo video? makes sense.

[1waatb]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 230

[Musicrocks30]

1:45...I think he was just knocking it out of the way and it didn't occur to him that it would blow up :P. Brutes knocks things out of the way a lot

[grader2338]

i mean at 2:40 the red guy kills blue

[grader2338]

at 2:42 lol

[ddog528]

1:44 pause it and you can see the bullet line from the sniper....

[Ryandw2]

lol 0:30 CYA!

[AliciaRenee151]

i wouldnt turn of my`xbox i would blow it up to the sky

[Viper4146]

0:30 HIGH FIVE ! oops..

[vlahka131]

nice timing blue

[ShiOkamii]

thumbs up if your watching this...Now

[HooahMarines]

@ShiOkamii WOAH HOWD YOU KNOW

[ace9846]

@ShiOkamii lol wtf

[TaneerGames]

@ShiOkamii HOLY SHIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[TobinElad]

anybody here that their best weapon is the rocket laucher? thumbs up if it is

[darkos1012]

Haha I needed a laugh I realized what happened at end when it replayed XD

[93pavlaka]

thumbs up if ur watching this during day or night.

[TheAwesomeness730]

does anyone else notice that the week in the intro is spelled wrong?

[compjunkee13]

@TheAwesomeness730

not to mention the title of the video... on ALL of them

[Yovillespoliers]

LOL. I love the ending.

[beckhamfan1007]

i love these there so funny!

[sverredennye]

jack is simmons and geoff is griff

[sonicbje]

@sverredennye Jack doesn't voice in Red vs. Blue. And Gus is the voice of Simmons.

[lemonhead635]

thumbs up if you are watching this December 6th 2011

[lassie511]

thumbs up if you watching this now

[ryanthehedgehog98]

thumbs up for spear on 1:15

[dwmars10]

lol This is one of the best ones yet.

[reddog290]

you sound like tucker of rvb



[DecapodianR]

Thumbs Up if you're watching this on the 18th of November 2010

[blazeheadshot]

the dislikes was the driver of the warthog on the last fail

[Maxinerd1]

Does this channel have std's BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SICK! XD

[paspalum55]

Natalie Portman Is So Hot..

check the tags..

[AntihackerNo1]

Lol, Dick Rock shot :d

[skymine11]

If you listen closely you can hear a controller being thrown at the screen.

[Aveon0]

I know what happend. The bullet hit the warthogs self destruct button!

[SimonSaisProductions]

Week*

:o

[TheCreeperhunter]

@SimonSaisProductions Nope. The spelling was intentional. As in the people in these vids are "weak" at Halo. See what they did there? :P

[TalhaIqbal555]

Last one was a female driving a male of

[spinny2393]

Dick shot to rocket... my new favorite catch phrase :D

[stummy14]

the one with the elevator happened to me

[Tannertjass]

Oh..... emos.... those small jeans wont hide that rag nut... its ok to have a small penis... your wearing of small jeans supports that fact, its spacious for you

[awsomecup061]

at the start the 1st is actully creepypasta

[theunknownbuilders]

well kids. thats why you never use the elevators- reminds me of when i got stuck in one now im scared shitless of them.

[ironmaidenrlz1]

@theunknownbuilders haha im laughing at your fear!!!

[xRetyx]

thumbs up if your watching this on 2019 !!

[HPDHfan2300]

thumbs up if your watching this on thanksgiving 2011

[Spectr3Gam3r]

no guy should ever.... EVER b shot through the dick.... what is this world coming to? -_- hahahaha (: keep on goin RoosterTeeth u da best!

[SuperCoach58]

on part 3 22 the guy got shot in the air