Akira In About Four Seconds

[silverstorm1000]

0:22 I hated that bit.

[LTspeirs101st]

WHAT?1



[Gefrituurd]

FUCKING HELL I AM WEARING A TURTLEBEACH U SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME ASSHOLE

[ilikepiecuzitsawsome]

0:21 R.I.P. headphone users

[pmurtnidalaP]

lol, this actually has a good point near the end. I felt really bad for Kaori the whole way though Akira.

[timothypike1991]

i prefer the streamline dub

[deathdriver2007]

hahah tetsuo kaneda koari screams then dies lol

[sixstringCM06]

why are there so many dislikes? are people really that stupid? OMG THIS IS 1 MINUTE NOT 4 SECONDS HERP DERP.

I thought this was funny.

[Howboutthinking]

I honestly really enjoy this. Especially the killing scne of his gf nice vid

[balltongue666]

@ogastasii What I meant to say is that they made his powers no longer dormant

[AloraPfalzenfurter]

LOL loved it, thank you and yes that about summed it up. I couldnt stand watching Akira from start to the end I had to break up the 2 hour movie in one hour interval.

[Xiledtiki]

Most.

Important.

4 seconds of my life!

[5Canonz]

the only reason why i watched akira is because i heard it was the inspiration for the Matrix thyme

[theHardyMonster]

I was thought when that chick gets crushed inside that blob was so gnarly.

[Gemanai465]

Te only thing that could allow me to get over the fact that a girl that was sexually abused died, was repeating to myself "It isn't real, which is funny considering the fact that its an anime. :P.

[Gemanai465]

Dude, you should re-title this Akira in about one minute, the opening clip alone(the on where it stares at a crater for a long period of time) is over 4 seconds.

[balltongue666]

@Gemanai465 I would, but the title is meant to be ironic.

[ELREndLondonRule]

@balltongue666 That's not Irony.

[IDesignsAUS]

Akira is one of the best movies ive seen and i HATE anime... bad luck you're video sucked so much ass :(

[balltongue666]

@IDesignsAUS And a Merry Christmas to you too.

[only1too]

alas, if only Akira new the scientific wonders of Herb Alpert...nice touch

[SegaSatern]

ok i dont know what thr fuck akira is but tell me is it good or is it exacty whats in this vid?

[balltongue666]

@SegaSatern If you like sci-fi films with blood, violence, and trippy scenes, then it might be right up your street. It's about a teenager who has had scientific experiments conducted on him, which subsequently enable him to have psychic powers, but they go out of control.

[ogastasii]

@balltongue666 Nope.When they got Tetsuo,he already had these powers,the scientists just confirmed that :)

[partridgeluke]

@SegaSatern akira is regarded as one af the greatest anime ever if not the greatest

[ahickspanic]

@SegaSatern amazing. it's amazing.

[SegaSatern]

@ahickspanic too late for telling me that. alredy seen it :)

[KajiNoAoi]

arrow to the knee

[pietjepuk997]

@KajiNoAoi People get lazier and lazier, eh? First there was a small sentence build up around the "arrow in the knee" joke, now you just simply get by by placing "arrow in the knee" and you expect to get thumbs up?

I was going to finish this rant, but then I took an arrow in the scrotum.

[KajiNoAoi]

@pietjepuk997 Arrow to the Problem?

[KajiNoAoi]

@pietjepuk997 Arrow to the Problem?

[KajiNoAoi]

@pietjepuk997 Arrow to the Problem?

[DarkestElemental616]

Accurate.

[Zivudemo]

yeah... i didn't liked it... too bad for you eh?

[zzboy27]

two words ear and rape

[25rsboy]

at first its like you are watching a movie, then its like WTF just happened to me.

[CurseCreep]

how do you define 1 min as 4 sec?

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@CurseCreep you sir are stupid....there was the opening and the 4 second movie AND then the credits......you are dumb

[thewiscokidWB]

i never thought i'd see something like AKRIA with herb alpert as the soundtrack.. damn you youtube!

[LunarSkyWolf7]

The FUCK is THIS?

[balltongue666]

@LunarSkyWolf7 I ask myself that question every day.

[RoughThief]

@balltongue666 While looking in the mirror at your face. Ohh burn!

[balltongue666]

@RoughThief You know it ; )

[Th3UnluckyGam3r]

@LunarSkyWolf7 It's Akira, not really much more of an explanation is needed

[AxeltheSiexth]

lol lucky it was 4 seconds :D i think if its like 10 secs long they could really sue you

[ogastasii]

The first 20 seconds are the coolest

[leonp1973]

Check out the "Adventures of Turtle Rogers and Easy Nicky" trailer, it`s 53 seconds long.

[MalevolentMask]

WTF!!! Did you really have to make this video a screamer?!

[IhalohazardI]

@MalevolentMask Its not a screamer lol thats the actual scene and theres a lot of screaming

[balltongue666]

@MalevolentMask Not a screamer. It's the actual dialogue from the Japanese dub of the film.

[ColonVSALP]

@HaggKid So instead, about 95% of the video is just filler. Wow, that's much better.

[dcorps]

LOL THAT WAS FUCKED!

[resdudeornardude]

I read the manga... and they were fuckin huge.

[Neane1993]

I LOLed. :D

[Pixelrelated]

I actually laughed when I saw this.

[deviltrigger29]

I think they don't realize that the actual summary is about four seconds. The rest of the video is just filler dumbasses. The content is four seconds.

[balltongue666]

@deviltrigger29 Thank you!

[noneofyoucanspell]

@deviltrigger29 Oh, so the actual CONTENT is four seconds, and the annoying bullshit filler that no one came to see is 56 seconds. Thanks for clearing that up!

[blackseraph013]

Stupid.

[TheAarontheblackmage]

4 seconds=1 minute

[TheForgottenHokage]

Lul

[lebekeze]

i like the fact that you spelt arsehole correctly

[blastvader]

@lebekeze I dislike the fact that he pussied out on fuck though.

Now, where are my Akira DVDs....

[LordandMaster82]

this is crap



[MasterVato831]

I like that part about the scientists. Thank god we dont have idiots like that in reality

[TheSkateShack]

lmao

[balltongue666]

It was inspired by a meme where people summarise films and movies in roughly 5 seconds. It was originally done by a well-loved comedian called The Nostalgia Critic. After seeing a few videos done in this nature, I decided to do one of my own. The intro is 19 seconds, the main feature is 4 seconds, and the remainder of the video is 37 seconds. That is because I like having intros and outros to my videos.

[deltaspartan122]

@balltongue666 more of an internet comedian stand-up comedy is a lot different, but that doesn't take away from his talent; they are merely two different areas

[balltongue666]

@Nicky131Popstar Ah, it's fine. I've gotten worse comments than that, so it's no problem at all : )

[balltongue666]

@Nicky131Popstar They could do with an awesome basketball player for the school team in that respect

[balltongue666]

@Nicky131Popstar Really? You sure about that? How can you be so sure?

[balltongue666]

@Nicky131Popstar I'd love to, but considering I graduated from university, I can't afford to do so :p

[bigboizism]

Y'all are retards, the actual footage from the movie is about 4 seconds long, the rest shows a crater and plays funny music

[balltongue666]

@bigboizism Thank you!

[Exoquatic]

Who the hell exploded.

[mhfutotalmaster]

BITCH

[GnomeOfCorn]

Oh my god I cannot stop watching this. You should make more movies in four seconds like this :P

[balltongue666]

Oh boohoohooo! Like I care...

[TheClosetStalker]

@thdedg45 how 'bout the last part

[23Sirus23]

The joke is ruined by the long intro and outro.

[Wacked420]

Akira fucking sucks

[balltongue666]

@Wacked420 Then why are you looking up videos that are Akira-related in the first place? *sigh*...

[Wacked420]

@balltongue666 it was in related videos. and the "in four seconds" thing made me click it lol. fine i wont say it sucks but it definitly was not the best anime iv seen.

[balltongue666]

@Wacked420 That's strange to me, as I know few people who dislike Akira. Which anime would you consider better (just out of curiosity)?

[Wacked420]

@balltongue666 Lol im not gonna get into an anime debate with you...

[TheClosetStalker]

is it wrong to masturbate to this

[KrimHyu]

haha thats all i remember from the film anyway xD

[Zuckwad243]

this was 59 seconds idiot.

[balltongue666]

@Zuckwad243 Ok, class, today we're going to look up the word, 'irony'...

[Zuckwad243]

@balltongue666 that wasn't irony.

[balltongue666]

@Zuckwad243 Correct! That was sarcasm.

[annatar3]

"....TETSUOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH PLOF" I lol'd hard

[vigi86]

lol

[InTheLandOfAlex]

oh.. thats what this movie was called... i never got to watching it all but no it remember it i kinda whant to watch it lol thnx man

[NjamiSumpor]

Why did I have my soundset on....

[phithetagamma]

You rock out with your you-know-what-out.

[HachiSeesStars]

I've never actually seen Akira. I prefer not to see crappy Japanese animation from the 80's/90's. But this made me laugh. It's super funny. Good job.

[Getterzinger]

@HachiSeesStars why don't you go choke on a dick then?

[vigi86]

@HachiSeesStars i tell you, the movie is fantastic. i did just watch it. very very cool anime!

[loling53]

o.o

[spanish2299]

I like it just that the blood dint seem quite real but everithing alse awsome....remind me not to ever tell my little brother to watsh akira :/

[Hellborndelux]

The music saved it for me....

[myertveho]

Well I thought it was funny. Some people have no sense of humour.

[PaddyCollector]

Shitty movie deserves an equally shitty synopsis. So, well done.

[Maralden]

@PaddyCollector

sure, caribbean pirates and stuff are much better movies lol

[shakaama]

what i hate is the english dub says canada :( But the japanese voice overs aren't very good anyway. I guess in the 80s was all you could expect.

[TheBlueOscilloscope]

When it said "Psychic Organisms" I swear I thought I read "Physical Orgasms"

... No homo.

[RiverOfSteel]

The title says in four seconds. The movie is 1:00 long. You are a dumbass.

[balltongue666]

@RiverOfSteel Ahem, no. That's only because I made the intro and outro longer for shits and giggles. So, in actual fact, you're the dumbass for taking things at face value. In the meantime, go to a library, take out a copy of a dictionary, and look up the word 'irony'.

[MrJokerGuyFilms]

@RiverOfSteel You're a dumbass who doesn't understand the meme, when you say back in a sec obviously you don't literately mean a sec do you?

[MrJokerGuyFilms]

@RiverOfSteel Plus it did show key scenes explaining the story in 4 secs the intro and the part after don't count.

[MastaGambit]

@RiverOfSteel L2memes before calling people dumbasses.

[HaggKid]

@RiverOfSteel The actual movie is 4 seconds. Everything else is the opening and credits. You are a dumbass.

[hinaruto43ver]

@RiverOfSteel the summary is 4 seconds

[Turtlepig22]

When that girl died it made me a sad panda.

[gimpygibbs]

That is pretty much how I sum up this movie to people who dont really know alot about it.

Seriously awesome movie but a right bitch to explain to someone whos not really a fan of manga/ anime

[varnlestoff]

@gimpygibbs It's true as much as I loved the manga and liked the movie, when remembering the movie, this video pretty much summed up how I felt haha.

[CoolGuy62093]

Wow that scream is so much more horrific than the one in the movie. Too bad they didn't use it...

[youthnando91]

lol

[zioband]

creativity alive......GREETINGS FROM ITALY

[lucasteskimo]

*SPOILER!!!* that last scene for all you people who haven't watched this is when tetsuo the antagonist becomes mutated. Its obscenely nasty.

[ElCallado]

Haha that's pretty much the whole movie!!!! Good job man

[thecleverfovie]

Oh god that last scene. =/ Given that I've never watched Akira before...

[JamieACampbell]

should have just left it at 10 seconds or so and cut all the rest of the crap.

[outraged204]

why so much hate? this has been my favourite anime film for years. get a sense of humour!

[galloway62042009]

0:21 was that someone getting crushed?

[willytodanilly]

OMG i don't know why people are so pissed, i saw the moie and this made me laugh quite alot. good job

[balltongue666]

@willytodanilly At last, someone understands, and thank you for the compliment.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@balltongue666 Reminds me of when Liquid yells at Snake in Metal Gear Solid. Heh, you don't know what I'm talking about.

[balltongue666]

@xXMapleVodkaXx Snake? Snake?! SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@balltongue666 That, and how it was like "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!" then Snake said "RAAAAAAAAAHHH LIQUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD­D!" then Snake blew up Metal Gear.

[TheAnonymousGod]

no boob scene damn

[galloway62042009]

WTF WAS THAT LAST SCENE

[jam1mugenuser]

dick head

[kurdachi]

I should've known a minute long four sevod video would be filled with bullshit lol

[supersentiger]

if you turn english subtitles on during the move, it will say Kaneda! Tetsuo! AAUUGH! for every scene

[NoobSnoopy]

but fucks arent gay?

[flareooze]

and that children are how babys are made

[boombye]

@izlude i don't know if anyone can have worse comprehension to a storyline than you, could you be anymore retarded

[ArchivedFox]

longest damn 4 seconds evar

[izlude2]

it was one of the worst movies... not the parody, the actual movie. seriously, professor X type children in floating chairs? also the moral of the story is, conform or die... like tetsuo's girlfriend who thought she could be kind and innocent in a gay world. you got my thumbs up buddy!

[twizzle777]

@izlude2 might wanna watch it again more closely, it certainly isn't about "conform or die". The protagonists are rebellious teens.

[deterance]

whats the song? I've always found it hilarious!

[hzane]

@deterance - the spanish flea

[flensingknife]

The most depressing thing is that somehow, somewhere, there's a person who actually thinks this video has some sort of merit.

[balltongue666]

@flensingknife That's because it wasn't supposed to have 'some sort of merit'. I pretty much woke up one day and thought: Hmmm...how do I piss people off? Looks I succeeded.

[balltongue666]

@balltongue666 *Looks like I succeeded.

[smoothcriminal7033]

What is this i don't even

[godzillaman1954X]

YEAH THIS SUMMES IT UP

[rjhall90]

Press 3 if you want to skip the stupid opening and get on to the bad video.

[Phenrir1991]

:O ndersteand everything

[SkellionPowalskiz]

That was the shitty dub, the older one was much better.

[balltongue666]

@SkellionPowalskiz Looks like someone needs to lose their sense of entitlement.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@balltongue666 Looks like someone needs to lose their sense of superiority. I'm not entitled to anything, I'm merely stating an opinion. Like you're anyone to judge quality, with Haruhi as an avatar. :P

[balltongue666]

@SkellionPowalskiz My, my, your ineloquence intrigues me. If I were to give consideration to what my avatar on Youtube is, thus making it a priority in the scheme of things relating to my lifestyle, it would suggest that one has no life. I couldn't really care less what my avatar is on Youtube, as I am too busy outside getting fresh air :p

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@balltongue666 You're trying much too hard to look intelligent, you're just coming off as pretentious and condescending. Nice try though, I guess. You still have a video with more dislikes than likes, so I guess that explains something. :P

[balltongue666]

@SkellionPowalskiz And you come off as an individual who is rather loquacious in drivel. Since when did Youtube become a competition on who has the most likes/dislikes for a particular video? I have no desire to entertain the philistine mainstream.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@balltongue666 I'm not saying you're losing anything, it's just that a majority of people don't like you or your videos, that tells me that I'm more than likely not going to like you or your videos either, it's only logical. And here you are, proving that you're actually a terrible and, I'm guessing, miserable person, especially since you need to use big grownup words to make yourself feel superior. You can keep replying, nobody will care.

[twothousandcookies]

I only watched 4 seconds of it and it made no sense.

[jonesaholic]

i lol'd.

[Plummlets]

...I don't understand!

[fiveways]

Kaori's pain? Yep, it's inside me.

[Kayanite1]

@AIDRIANSITO13

Us brits are proud of who we are!

Go fuck ur self man!!!!!

[internetexplorer92]

Why did that guy get squezed to death in a giant butthole?

[landioma]

Horrible moment in the movie;

But this was a really lame screamer.

[faustopego]

HAUHAUHAU

ROFLROFLROFL

I think I just did it in my pants xD