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  • I did cocaine with this guy once. He was such a gentleman.

  • "enjoy that metaphor because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is"

  • Epic takedown. Not funny, but not really intended to be funny. Colbert is deadly serious.

  • holy fuck lol balls of PURE STEEL

  • NOT ROMNEY 2012

  • COLBERT 2012

  • 3:56

    "The deck chairs on the Titanic ... should have been the chairs on the Hindenburg."

    LMAO, This man is a genius.

    ... and a hero for risking life and limb to stick it to the man right in his face.

  • funny how all of a sudden the moron Bush stops giggling after Colbert tells how he 'stands ON things, like rubble, aircraft carriers and flooded city squares" fuck Bush, Colbert is KING!

  • "mr president thank you for being on my show. i appreciate it very much."

    a classic showbiz fuck you. nice fuck you to scalia as well.

    love the "mclellan wants to spend more time with andrew cards children" line HAHAHA.

  • Legend

  • Love the Hindenberg part!

  • @varunvkrishnan

    *HindenbUrg. You're welcome.

  • 5:31 Wow...Stephen Colbert is awesome. Truly great.

  • "I know how to handle these clowns"

    100000% true Colbert ..that whole crowd was and still is filled with corrupt bureaucrats..that's why your show and the daily show continue to get so much support.

  • old lady at 3:40 should not even be there, has no idea whats happening

  • ahahahahahahahahah

  • "he brought along his lovely wife Valerie Plame- OH MY GOD."

    i wish they had filmed bush's face at that part.

  • 5:38.... Total Silence. This man is incredible.

  • This video gives me such a Weltschmerz.

  • you know someone is really smart and funny when people know its true and hillarious but are just scared to laugh, that is brilliant joke telling.

  • It takes some real balls to say these things about the president when he's sitting 10 feet away from you.

  • "Your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is." xDD

  • seven people are rearranging the deckchairs on the titanic.

  • the ending segment sucked dick but funny speech

  • me gusta

  • 3:46 is pretty damn funny. Check out the old lady wondering if she sees herself lol

  • Awesome! The backwash jocke was great!

  • It's hard to laugh when you're not sure if the president's about to order someone shot or not.

  • Ferguson was better...

  • They're secret for a very good reason... they're depressing. 

  • i wonder what this "ballsy" man thinks of mr. obama.

  • @mtber714 Watch his show and you will find out...He criticizes Obama too...just not as much. Which frankly, Obama's presidency has had many faults, but still not as many as George W. Bush's.

  • @mtber714 well watch the colbert report on comedy central and you'll find out haha

  • Colbert for president 2012!

  • PWNED!!

  • PWNED!!

  • "He believes the same thing Wednesday, that he did on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday"

    I thought this was the best part, pretty sure it was a reference to the WTC attacks on September 11, 2001 that happened on a Tuesday. Pure, thick-headed, unwavering ignorance. It's the conservative way.

  • Colbert rules!!!! XD

  • worse crowd in history

  • I just LOVE to watch the douchebags in the *audience* squirm in their seats as Colbert shoves the pike up their collective asses

  • 2.6 million views on part 1, only 143 000 for part 2? Come on people.

  • the podium is there to hide Stephen Colbert's massive balls

  • Is that Nancy Reagan at 3:40?

  • "You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration?"

    You mean Stephen Colbert's biography?

  • jeez stephen colbert has really big balls. Can anyone explain to me the Justice Scalia joke?

  • @smoothrider77 Scalia made a gesture like that to a reporter that he did not like. Scalia later claim it was a way of saying hi.

  • This just wasn't that funny. Admittedly, I enjoy a comedian taking the piss out of Bush as much as the next guy, but this ... Colbert just wasn't that funny.

    Considering all that had gone on during the current (& previous) W Bush term, Colbert should have knocked that shit out of the park. He didn't ... not for me anyway.

  • @arthurneddysmith well considering Colbert did it right in the Shrubs face, I'd say he took some pretty good shots ate the asshole

  • "The one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration, you know, FICTION!" - That one had to hurt their pride.

  • @ChiefRepublic that would apply if only the corporate whores in the media HAD any pride, instead they just type/ spew out the bullshit, cash the checks and go home to screw their wives/ neighbors

  • He was sent there to entertain the media and the president but he roasted them all, pointing how pathetic they all are with clever satire.

  • Double FUCK ron paul - i.e., up his ass and up his vagina at the same time.

  • OUCH that joke about 'generals ordering soldiers into battle' hit a harsh chord among this American audience. Man, our nation is truly too deferential to the military. yes, soldiers show bravery in battle. But bravery is not the only virtue in life. So is mercy, kindness, empathy, etc...

  • @dchris1990 I love you

  • most amazing moment. telling it how it is.

  • my favourite joke was Valerie Plame, oh my god what have I said!!!

  • RON PAUL 2012

    AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS

    END THE FED

  • @europa RON PAUL 2012

    END DESEGREGATION!

    END CIVIL RIGHTS!

    CROSS OF GOLD AGAIN!

    GET US BACK OUR OLD TIME RELIGION YEEHAW!!!

    FUCK RON PAUL

  • @dchris1990

    -Segregation was invoked and enforced by the Governments

    -you think no property taxes, no income taxes, no more endless illegal wars, and true freedom to define yourself as an individual unleash endless human potential is no civil rights.....ok

    -Sound money lowering prices and stabilizing them for long periods of time raising your standard of living

    He's religous I'm not as apparently you arent as well but Ron will dismantle a power structure where religions would have no power

  • Respond to this video...

    Civil rights- HE WILL END THE PATRIOT ACT INSTALLED BY FASCIST NEO CONS AND REINFORCED BY FASCIST OBAMA AND THE COMMUNISTIC DEMS

    and I think you misspelled it as well......FUCK YEAH RON PAUL 2012 you'd have be an idiot not to vote for him also he will end the war on drugs...but I guess the war on drugs gives more liberties in your brainwashed eyes

    Get ready for SWAT to break down your door as a warrant, then shoot you dead for showing anger and surprise

  • @europa which was your favorite joke?

  • Hell yes for the graham cracker crust of corruption.

  • "Im with the president, let history decide" Thats just warmed my pragmatic heart <3

  • This is the problem with having a President who is both Head of Government and Head of State, the media are super deferential. The reasons the White House Press Corp don't laugh is because they think it's disrespectful to make fun of 'The President' not in the UK where the Prime Minister is only the Head of Government.

  • wow never seen this before, Colbert has balls

  • My favorite part is watching many of the lackey rich assholes in the audience squirm, show general discomfort, cognitive dissonance and outright confusion. Inbred, rich douchebags can't deal with this truth, can't handle the truth. They are weak.

  • u americans must be proud

    at least he had the balls to tell him the truth

    the man has balls

  • everyone makes a big deal about ripping bush but Colbert took the media to task and it was great

  • @Yorath2 I'll see your "rather have Bush back" and raise you a "rather have Bill Clinton back"

  • lmfao!!!

  • my...mind..blown...

  • worst audience ever

  • @FDASARO A bunch of neo-cons that know Colbert is OWNING them! Silence is a good thing.

  • @FDASARO Audience that suddenly realizes that he's making fun of him. Audience that realizes that they invited the character of Stephen Colbert, and they got the satirist.

  • why did he say fuck you to the judge

  • When they don't laugh at his jokes, you know they're great.

  • @Drezin86 proably nervous lol

  • @Drezin86 Good point.

  • unbelievable and unprecedented. this is brilliant.---

  • unbelievable and unprecedented. this is brilliant.-

  • unbelievable and unprecedented. this is brilliant.

  • unbelievable and unprecedented. this is brilliant.

  • Love Colbert.

  • Colbert for President! Balls bigger than Texas!

  • Mission Accomplished.

  • the people at 1:03 are really not enjoying the routine

  • He just made the "f u" action at a supreme court judge. OH. MY. GOD. That man! So crazy!

  • Even though I did not like George Bush and I am a BIG FAN of Stephen Colbert, I kind of felt sad for Bush lol because he had to sit back and watch somebody bash him lmaooo its still funny

  • Can't help but feel a bit sad about Tony Snow having passed :(

  • To all you people bashing Bush (not saying he was the greatest President) Look at what Obama has done... I would rather have Bush back.

  • @Yorath2 really? forgive me if I'm wrong, but from what I've gathered, when comparing the two, Obama couldn't follow through with his promises, though he tried; while Bush went too far with his. Between them, I'd stick with Obama, though pitting them against each other doesn't really do anything for next term.

  • @Yorath2 don't act like you have amneshia. When Bush became President he was handed the country on a silver platter, he had it made he ruined everything that was given to him, while President Bush on the other handed Obama the country in destruction, so you actually can't compare them at least not now. I'm sticking with President Obama

  • @Yorath2 oh yu mean the guy who had a one trillion dollar surplus and gave us record defecits and the worst recession since the great depression....two wars that his vice president's private military force made record profits alot of questionable cover ups and scandals giving massive tax cuts to the rich to expand the economy and all its done is retransfer wealth from the masses to the top 1%....yea i'd much rather have him too

  • At 5:40 nobody laughed because it was so real and saaad

  • mission accomplished Colbert, this time it's true

  • @HeLovesCulture haha glad you got that :) They are all money grubbing bastards in the audience though. man, colbert is just so good, and what balls.

  • The people there look so unhappy. What a bunch of squares. 

  • the crowd is afraid to laugh. suckers of satan's cock.

  • @DollyPartonFarts *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

  • Marhmellow joke was awesome.

  • Not really even bashing Bush's administration that much at all

  • COLBERT TORE THEM ALL A B U TT HO LE.....

  • Fragged! Boom, headshot!

  • I love how the pro Bush crowd is just sitting there taking Colberts fist in their asses

  • what does he say at 0:58

  • @hifhif123 polls show america agrees

  • 4 dislikes well one of them had to be from bush LOL

  • This is the greatest...whatever in comedy terms it's called, EVER!!!!

  • @shahideurope Roast

    

  • @PmMidnight that's the word!

  • so full of win!

  • I noticed that no one laughed at the jokes that were obvious insults. Priceless. Rock on, Mr. Colbert. Rock on.

  • lol 333 likes and 3 dislikes.

  • @VeradoonKing 4 dislikes now that I've watched it. I liked the part about the marshmallow center though.

  • "misery accomplished."

  • 1:51 is so painful. Funny, but painful. You can just feel Bush's embarrassment.

  • he needs to make some business cards that say

    "Stephen Colbert - Worlds greatest troll"

  • Epic trolling is epic!

  • he believes the same thing on wednesday that he did on monday no matter what happened TUESDAY

    lollolololol

  • Ahhh man. Back when dumb ignorant idiot conservatives thought Colbert really was one of them. He got away with a lot more back then haha.

  • Kill Confirmed

  • That man has balls of steel.

  • The shock on these bigots faces is priceless! They realised before Bush the evil dummy that they're being made fun of!

  • So much fun to watch all of the up-tight people uncomfortably shift. Well done.

  • Well done,Sir!

  • this is epic!!!!

  • colbert's balls must be larger than the moon.

  • "You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration... you know, fiction!"

    Truer words have not been spoken. Fox reports lies, the rest of the channels don't report. It's sad when the only organizations that are reporting breaking stories anymore are blogs and wiki leaks.

  • Did you say "bordering" on heroic ?? This should be part of the dictionary definition.

  • All I can say is WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE Mr. Colbert!

  • Man, you gotta have a big, heavy dick to do what he just did there.

    I only believe it because I'm seeing it.

    BRAVO.

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  • i can't believe he did this!!!

  • Some of those grunts were getting a bit twitchy hehe.

  • Did you guys notice some of the looks in the audience? Truth seems to hurt HUH?

  • His delivery is sooooo amazing and clever! Genius!!!

  • much props to SC...he's got some major balls!

  • Stephen Colbert officially has the biggest balls in all of America.

  • I was so afraid that the network would cancel his show after this or that there would be huge retaliation from the White House and I'm so glad it ain't so!

  • I could watch this over and over and over....Oh wait! I am watching this over and over and over :)

  • @dbenmil lol, so am I!!!

  • Not only that he is speaking to people that could easily have him disappear, people with huge official influence over capital.

  • Finally someone gave the biggest douche bag of the decade the tongue lashing he deserved, to his face. After hundreds of staged applauses and approvals he finally got a taste of what most Americans were thinking. tThis was a great moment in history : ) Colbert is the man!

  • @vlamm3n - AMEN to everything you said!

  • Colbert is a genius!!! It takes courage to tell the truth!

  • I do wonder how many Americans actually 'get' his humour, after all they really are fucking stupid

  • @zKa0sz - LMAO! I love how you think!

  • 5:30 was the ballsiest joke of all...It got no laughs, but that was because it was true.

  • NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED TUESDAY!

  • and by not funny I mean funny.

  • 36% of the people have to pretend its not funny, 52% dont realize its not funny and 22% of the people need to hide the fact that the know its funny.

  • @dextor314

    What you just said makes no fucking sense dude....

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  • "Chocolate city with a marshmellow center!" I almost gagged on my soda!! LMFAO ROFL All of it!!

  • @alanna2002 Kinda like New Orleans!

  • Respect Colbert, that takes balls.

  • I voted Republican, and this is fucking EPIC. Love Colbert.

  • chocolate city with marshmallow center lol

  • omfg 5:30 holy shit

  • Only in America haha! in solviet russia u get shot!!

  • Bordering on heroic...

  • @chicapees He never got invited back either... great job Colbert!!!!!

  • @chicapees bordering on genius

  • HAHAHA I LOVE IT DISRESPECTED RIGHT TO HIS FACE

    Colbert is the real man

  • The akward faces and laughs from the crowd is priceless

  • target neutralized 

  • "Colbert had the wit and raw courage to do to Bush what Mark Antony did to Brutus, murderer of Caesar. As the American media has self-destructed, it takes Colbert to damn Bush with devastatingly ironic praise."

  • funniest thing ever on C-SPAN

  • he shouldve ended his speach in "u mad bro?"

  • LMAO! i watch this for a good laugh...n it never fails! i love the faces on some of those ppl not laughing..Colbert totally pwned all of them..ahhh great man!

  • Bou-yaaah!!