IOSYS: The Feast Never Ends! [English Subtitles]

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

thumbs up if you're drunk while watching this too

[koreanotaku777]

아... 웃기다ㅋㅋㅋ

[ProgInternetExplorer]

Let's say beggining = x

End = x + Cirno

[animeisart1]

4 years and this is still great

[ExodusC]

@animeisart1 I know, right? I used to spend long periods of time looking for new content or waiting on releases. It feels like it was only yesterday. I still end up watching these videos a lot of the time. I'm much more busy nowadays, so I don't have the time to keep up with everything...

[animeisart1]

@ExodusC

I know that feel, bro

[KingdomHeartsgirl991]

Marisa!!! Stop trying to Rape Alice >:D

[selenahate]

Alice!!!!! Y u no drink moar!

[RanRanshama]

When I first watched this, I had no idea, but then I learned the awesomeness of touhou.

[aut316]

the reason shanghi is for less powerful spell cards is because shes alice's drinking partner

[MrBrerfalque]

Beer crayons

[Mersmon]

Забухай, йопт!

[Creepyshikoshipunk]

.remilia xD

[ChibiJessykat]

What are they saying?!

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@ChibiJessykat Who cares? Its awesome!

[VittoriotheGreat]

They Are DRUNK!!!

Mega Man:WWHAAAT!!!

clementj642:WTF

roahmythril:I Told you this Video is Strange

[pinkglamgrrl]

i wanna join the feast :D

[AgentSapphire]

I wonder what game Remilia was playing... It had to have been damn good for her to miss such a great party.

[pixiefairy10]

@AgentSapphire She was playing Ragnarok Online.

[Masterkillplayer]

I'M DRUNK!aduawula eye *burp* asuwnubuwuivsinowa SEE? unowingniwopnahwona SCRUMPE! i am going to send you tohe pain train station in pain town!*fall asleep* 

[teemurau]

Reminds me of every weekend.. Except with guys.

[Purpleflower443]

How long could they go, drinking for days? :D

[CastlePokemetroid]

@Purpleflower443 I still wonder how Suika could drink from a mug the size of her body.

[NeoTomoyakun]

Gensokyo can be translated as "Illusionary Land". It's based on the oriental scenery but that's the only earthly thing about it.

[xof49]

Youmu is the youngest in the group after Reimu and Marisa - about 60 years old.

Cirno's official age is something like "unknown but young for a youkai." It's implied in PoFV that she's at least 60, since she's the first to recognize the 60-year cycle that happens in that game. She thinks it's a festival, but that's either because she's an idiot or because she loves to fight (her quotes in 12.3 and 12.8 suggest the latter)

[AlucardFarenheit]

@xof49 Alice is actually younger that Reimu and Marisa: she was a child in Mystic Square.

[KazeKoichi]

@AlucardFarenheit But Alice is youkai magican, like Patchi. Her being a child doen't mean she was younger then Reimu and Marisa.

[MegaG58tehfirst]

Can we all just agree that when loli's drink alcohol its awesome?

[lucariofan3893]

@Artmgjj Your right actually.

But Reimu is probably 20 by Ten desires.

But this takes place during PCB so she should be actually 14-17 years old.

But its gensokyo Nothing make sense.

[Skittythepokemon]

@Artmgjr I thought Gensokyo was in Japan

[DarkJokerOfAmuro]

@Skittythepokemon

Gensokyo exists some where TOTALLY off the Earth

[lucariofan3893]

@Artmgjr Its probably non alcoholic.

But i am guessing the appropriate age for drinking is 15.

As they are almost immortal.

[lucariofan3893]

@Artmgjr Reimu and marisa are probably over 18.

And the rest are like 100 years old.

Cirnos age is still young for a fairy.

[lucariofan3893]

@Artmgjr In japan i am pretty sure that the legal age for drinking is 18.

[lucariofan3893]

I wonder what would happen if Rinnosuke crashed the party.

[takulu64]

0:45 hihihihihihhihihihiihihihihihi­hihihihihihi sofsofusofsofusofsofu yupyupyupyupyupyup

hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi­hi

me: gooood lord is this how gensokyo girls act when drunk

[ftuniverse]

@takulu64 no, I think it's just Japanese, but your theory may be correct

[takulu64]

@ftuniverse my notes:

never go to places where japanize people drink alcohol or have some little bottles of alcohol

never drink alcohol

stay away from drunls

tell anyone of my frends who may want to drink alcohol how bad it is and show them this video

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64 1. Japanese. Not Japanize. Japanizing would be to make in the shape or form of Japan.

2. Alcohol is a good thing, just only in small doses.

3. The only thing that I agree with from you.

4. I think that would GET them to drink.

[takulu64]

@Esupanitix 1.whi cares about the small stuff

2.really! like what does it do that is good for you ?

3.well its commen sense right? but commen sense cant be used in gensokyo hmmm

4.no it woudent rather tramatise them of drinking like it has done to me

new added to the list

5. dont ask youre maid about gaming things unlike remilia

6. non alchoholic beer is very similer to beer ( or so i heard) and drink NON alcoholic beer

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64 1. Because I can.

2. I meant that it tastes good but if you consume too much of it, the above video's events are likely to happen, if not worse. Also, without the singing.

3. *common

4. I don't think your friends are much like you. I doubt it'd traumatize them. I'm sane and it doesn't affect me at all. Unless you're calling your friends stupid.

5. How does that even relate to this?

6. No thanks, I'm good.

[takulu64]

@Esupanitix

1. danmed contradiction finding

2. its betteer to drink non alchoholicc since they taste similer ( i heard)

3.yes

4. they do find a girl forcing a doll to drink. a gost girl who might kill you when drunk and a underage girl drinking awfll and since when people are drunk they can kill you randomly-yuyuko and you may find a person trying to strip somewon else-marisa and also you may find a underage girl-cirno

5. 2:25

6. ok if you find normall beer better

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64

1. Yep.

2. *non-alcoholic; *similar

3.

4. Please repeat with less fourth-grader dialect.

5. How does that have anything to do with drinking alcohol?

6. Good.

I'm sorry, it's really hard to understand 4, because you have the spelling ability of a two-year-old with candy.

[takulu64]

@Esupanitix OF COURSE MY SPELLING IS GOING TO BE BAD WHAT TIME DO YOU THINK IT IS and i had a long day so i thought it was annoying that i dident check the computer for 4 days

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64 I spell near-correctly all of the time. I record Touhou videos of ridiculously hard spellcards. Do you think I didn't have a mentally exhausting day as well?

I don't think that's not much of a reason to not proofread his own sentences, considering it doesn't hurt me. Besides, knowing how you act, I doubt you DID have a difficult day.

[takulu64]

@Esupanitix mentally and phsically exuhousting day thats what i had

and i had to run around the streets for about 6-7 hours and play puzzules when i came back

and seriously mayby you should step away from touhou some time and go outside

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64 I've had days like that. I still cared whether my spelling was right. By the way, I'll get off the computer when I want, not when some EASY MODO twat tells me to. The only reason I'd go outside is to play card games or go to the grocery store to help.

Umad

[Esupanitix]

@takulu64 Also, why would you HAVE to play puzzles when you got home? I'll understand running around streets for 6-7 hours for some people but PLAYING PUZZLES WHEN YOU GOT BACK? I think you're just lying so that I stop complaining about your meaninglessly horrid spelling ability.

[DamagingSilverStar]

@firesniperbullet2 lol they do look like crayons!

[firesniperbullet2]

The bottles holding the sake look like gaint crayons

[vfmlor]

Who's the singer at 2:46 ?

[TyranRage]

Only in Gensokyo is the legal drinking limit under 12

[DrunkenCoward1]

"You drink all day, even during work."

Suika actually works?!

[12bZero]

@DrunkenCoward1 yeah. drinking.

[Ryuebi1234]

@DrunkenCoward1 she works at Club Ibuki, where she drinks as a job.

[thenaleto]

@DrunkenCoward1

/watch?v=4t7BtWcYuBg

[thenaleto]

@thenaleto in her club ^

[AnMComm]

Am I only one who worried about Suika when shadow of Marisa appeared?

[Sonicfalcon16]

1:40 don't those eye look badly done or is it just me?

[tzeshern]

Remilia playing online games

[Nkovalenk]

Download link?

[KillMeisterholland]

this may the best thing I have seen since nyancat

[claustheemohedgehog]

at my 16th, i will play this song over and over again, while drinking beer!

[spongepokemon]

@claustheemohedgehog Isn't that illegal?(in america at least.)

[westtxtapper]

@spongepokemon He's not American. His profile says the Netherlands. Different culture, different rules.

[spongepokemon]

@westtxtapper Ok, thanks. I was a bit confused

[claustheemohedgehog]

@spongepokemon Hey, i live in holland, so who wants sum cheese?

[spongepokemon]

@claustheemohedgehog Yay! as long as there are no cats>:(=

[claustheemohedgehog]

@spongepokemon nomnomnom * eats teh cheese*

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

@spongepokemon CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN­NN

[lfpein7]

Remi it's the turtle penquin...search on the planes of ackbar!! I need to stop drinking lol

[Umbreon1001]

Remilia Playing PC Games :O

[chuggaafan1]

Pssshhh

Reimu And Alice Are Lightweights

[ADEspadas]

Ragnarok online.

[KALEvermilion]

screw the feast i have sake >:D

[Zellig]

Why am I never invited to these parties ;.;

[imtheonlysane1here]

Is there a culture in the entire world that DOESN'T enjoy drawing on wasted people's faces with permanent marker?

[GameWizard22]

@imtheonlysane1here nope it's the one thing we all agree on :3

[claustheemohedgehog]

what happened when remillia saw this?

[ButtaNToast]

Ever notice that Marisa's hat is off most of the time?

Just remember; if you lose your hat, drinking will put the bloodlust at bat

[stacystarRocks]

1:31 But we never Sober up!

And Marisa never grows up x3

[Dragonspirit999]

wait wheres nitori and her cucumber flavor beer,, and is cirno really old enoigh to be drinking???? :S

[AlbinoFlareon]

@Dragonspirit999 I'm pretty sure that Cirno is ~60. That, and I doubt that there's even a drinking age in Gensokyo.

[Bujin123456]

I'm sure your waifu must love how irrelevant your arguments are, huh weeaboo?

[Scarletdevilist]

@Bujin123456

Whats wrong with being weeaboo :P. Now being a furry is something everyone should be aware of O.o

[lEagleThunder]

remilia playing mmo games everytime -.-

[Bujin123456]

You're all pathetic weeaboos and virgins. If your touhous existed they would all dot with the popular kids and think you were a creep. Tewi doesn't lie.

[CpnGame]

@Bujin123456

Well, if that's the case, then you're sunk too, huh?

[xXCornman33Xx]

I would love to party with them

[xXCornman33Xx]

MAKE THE DOLLS DRUNK!!!

[Dark1larxene1lol]

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）

[PatrickT22]

I wouldn't want Yuyuko anywhere near me if I were passed out >.>

[Zellig]

@PatrickT22 If she was passed out, on the other hand ; 3

[TheKingultraOmega]

@PatrickT22 Why not?



[ConyoDoom]

@PatrickT22 I wouldn't want yuyuko anywhere near me anytime

[LittleMissLucky2009]

Remi plays World of Warscaft. EFF YES.

[Izumakitori]

my first IOSYS song :D

[ChaosTehGuy]

Youmu's ghosty friend is blushing too...

[XxTsukiraxX]

They're gonna DAI! >:O They're all gonna DAII! I don't like drunk people,they're crazy and scream. Owait,'course drunk people are crazy. Cuz they're drunk. 8D That is all.~

[siverfanweedo]

@XxTsukiraxX that is rude drunk people are cool in the end you is no touhou fan you DAII!

[XxTsukiraxX]

@siverfanweedo Pardon me,but you think drunk people are cool? D: I'm only saying that it's unhealthy. D: Yew dai! D:

[siverfanweedo]

@XxTsukiraxX well they are demon (most of them) are so they can't die from getting drunk and the girl with horns on her head is ALLWAYS druck

[XxTsukiraxX]

@siverfanweedo They are not demon,they are Youkai. Even if they can't die,having bad health hurts... @_@

[siverfanweedo]

@XxTsukiraxX oh lol i knew they where Youkai i just can't spell that and the video is something fun so let just drop tjis pokefan

[XxTsukiraxX]

@siverfanweedo Yar,this video is funny. 8D

[siverfanweedo]

@XxTsukiraxX :3

lol in one part there is rape

[chuggaafan1]

nvm, thats yukari

[donspew]

As the wise man once said... let's all get wasted

[chuggaafan1]

In THe Bottom Left

[chuggaafan1]

2:45

Is That Flandre? In The Sun?

[siverfanweedo]

@chuggaafan1 nope no flandre here thenk god

[LittleMissLucky2009]

HAHAHA I KNEW IT! Remi plays WOW too!

[TouhouArtist]

Oh! After a while I noticed it was Shikieiki's theme. XD

[797ZAP]

uhh, was marisa raping alice there or something?

[yamiyomizuki]

hang on restaurant district from hell dont tell me that's orin's grill restaurant

[Moonchipz]

if it's a Youkai party, then why the hell isn't Meiling there? >.<

[siverfanweedo]

best thing i ever did me"hey hey guys" lunastar(one of my firends"wut" me"SAK party" lunastar"yeah sexyleaft(other freind) "can i coem" me"yeah sexyleaf"yay" me"and we will never be sober up for year" lunstar"coolz' in the end it never hppend they where all killed lol they still live

[georgezimmer]

i really want to join this party, and drink all night with the youkai, and not wake up until the next evening

[chainofazns]

This is a remix of Suika's theme right?

[karinbvc]

I love how at the end it says "replay?", It's like read your mind... :3

[DigitalYoshii]

Patchy's book drops on the dislike button 32 times =(

[Shmarah43]

The beginning sounds like pokemon battle music.

[SuperFlandre]

sounds liek a remix from evening star

[westtxtapper]

@SuperFlandre Yes, the description says Evening Star and Demystify Feast.

[narutoninjutsu]

Lolz, I feel like such a nerd for knowing what drops hard shells... I've played too much Ragnarok Online over the years... though it may be my way into the SDM X3

[siverfanweedo]

omg i was sing this in the liveing room and mom was staing at me the i faceplamed

[RyanA136]

@siverfanweedo We've all had moments like that, all to often it seems XD

[siverfanweedo]

@RyanA136 yep :3 it was still funny

[RyanA136]

@siverfanweedo After the awkwardness passes yes they were, yes they were X3

[siverfanweedo]

@RyanA136 :3 only in touhou but i do belive alcie is happy at 1:43 one day i will try this i may die but i will try

[RyanA136]

@siverfanweedo You'll try to rape your stalker? O_o

[siverfanweedo]

@RyanA136 :3 maybe

NO

have this much fun with my friends

then rape my stalker

[frogmaster200]

is reimu the only sober one?

[Silver72Gold72]

patchi .......... why didn't she drink =_=

[burnerthehedgehog]

@Silver72Gold72 cause being drunk messis with your vision, so then she couldent read!

[TouringRocket]

ASE ASE ASE HA!

[TheMannz89]

My GAWD ITS LIKE THEIR BARFING RAINBOWS IN MY EYES O.O

[birdlikebird]

Slightly Relevant Public Service Announcement:

Never let drunk people stay on their backs, lest they throw up and choke themselves

[CpnGame]

@birdlikebird

Unless, of course, it's an oni. Then feel free to draw funny things on her face as long as you're sure she won't wake up while you're drawing.

[koaffee1]

Pera Pera Pera

[Chibiniachan40213]

boredness and oh 31 people were archers

[sammiluvyayz]

If you look closely there is a hint of MariAri... But maybe it's just that I love that pairing!

[MegaG58tehfirst]

Your a touhou pro if you can name each of the girls in this vid. As soon as they appear.

[ZosterZod]

@MegaG58tehfirst

They're famous characters, isn't THAT hard...

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@ZosterZod Oh? Up until now i didnt know who the hell Yukari was. or Yomu for that matter.

[ZosterZod]

@MegaG58tehfirst

Well, but you knew the name of the rest, so yeah.

[HDSchnuffel]

At 1:43 What was Marisa doing to Alice?

[SuperRetrodude]

...I seriously cannot comprehend any of what I am witnessing.

[Inukazan]

This vid gives me weird dreams where I'm the only one working where they're drinking...needless to say it's more exhusting than anything I've ever done in real life

[yamiyomizuki]

@Inukazan i think that would be hell maybe thats what sikieiki sentences sinners to do

[Inukazan]

@yamiyomizuki Gods she's crueler than I thought Serving these guys is worse than serving omnipotent creatures.

[TouringRocket]

I was seeking for subtitles so bad... Ty

[Cinnamonroll87]

0:32 'Cmon Alice, don't feed Shanghai beer :(

[HyperShadic191]

it indeed sucks to have archer remilia, i really like the gunslingers

[SweetofStars]

Oh noes, baka got durnk.

[insanemariofan9876]

*Guy walks up on stage*

Guy: We now present you a music video called: "Americans that never learn".

Effect guy: Wait, isn't it "The Feas Ne-

Guy: Shhh... They'll never know... No, drunk people never learn to stop. That's what I mean.

[1andonlyWojjan]

0:31 Doll Sign: "Brussels-Flavored Dolls"

[RandomCommenter707]

1:43

RAPE!!

[ShionUsoda]

31 people are archers in ragnarok

[LUMBARDO12]

It seem alice doesn't like her situaion in reverse.

[Shintear]

It looks like they are having a smashing good time.

[ItaCanSing]

31 people aren't alcoholic xD

[iamadogdemon]

@ItaCanSing no they were too alchoholic

[nicolasmonoxd]

still fail to see whats the relation between the drunk party in reimu's house and remilia playing ragnarok ._.

[eternaldragon345]

@nicolasmonoxd

Comedy relief?

[PlaystationMasterPS3]

all right - let's get smashed!

[BludySpoon]

i wonder if youmu has no clip mode?

ha ha a Gmod and Touhou refrence highfive

[YupTanya]

LMFAO LOL ROFL :D

[strangecommentboy]

poor shanghai...

[MsSeaKittens]

Haha Youmu. "Myon~"

[eternaldragon345]

I love how Cirno just bursts in and starts dancing!

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

Marisa's mean when she's drunk or not!

[UberGamer1030]

cirno drunk = MUST SEE

[cassieisadaisyfan101]

@UberGamer1030 u did

[UberGamer1030]

@cassieisadaisyfan101 must see how she acts. We just really see her out cold. No fun. :(