A Christmas Story: Tounge Stuck to a Flag Pole

[irishdancer121]

HAHAHA Omg! I love this movie...............a classic! I'm gonna do this for my audition for my school drama club audition! Its gonna be HILARIOUS!!!! we are doing Winnie the Pooh so wish me luck! I want to be eeore

[TheReganCake]

that happend to me... o.o

[mrPcgeekify]

lol i would have spit on my tounge it works for me'

[Midnight111x]

YouTube is not for gay comments! >:(

[Midnight111x]

THIS IS TRASH.

[Midnight111x]

Two things:

1) Go Sign A Form To Be In "The Retards:

2) Your Full Of Shit You Dirty Minded Pornography Person -_-

[driesm81607]

Flick does porn now

[bigmike5989]

"Stuck? STUCK! STUCK! STUCK!" (CRYING): STUCK! DON'T LEAVE ME, COME BACK! COME BACK!" LOL!

[IggyHazard]

"I don't know, the bell rang!"

This scene shows how repressive legalism is drilled into the minds of kids so that they follow the letter of the law without understanding the spirit of the law. And they often carry this over into adulthood. That's the way the system wants it.

Resist with a clenched fist.

[russianboy3185]

OWNED!!!

[lakerguy100]

Best movie....epic...

[conejwsr]

When I was little this part used to scare me so bad that i would run to my room and humm so I couldnt hear it. I loved the rest of the movie though!

[Lexi12171]

Can't wait to watch the 24 hour marathon on Christmas eve :D this is the best Christmas movie ever :)

[ladynikkie]

28 years and its still funny!

[beatricexox]

Lol today i got the same hat as Schwartz(the long hat) :P

[JudasAngel666]

I once got a kid to do this..it was just as funny if not funnier then this LOL

[babylover0990]

poor stupid kid...once a girl in my class's little brother licked a flag pole and his entire tongue got stuck on it and he just pulled it off and he was bleeding like crazy because the top half of his tongue was still stuck to the pole!! He was really stupid. Everyone was glad it was him that lost half his tongue because he was a huge brat and he was always talking and annoying everyone. After that he couldn't talk much for a couple weeks because his tongue hurt too much.

[Midnight111x]

@babylover0990 Ouch, that must hurt. One of my friends got his entire tongue stuck on it, and he just pulled it off and the top half was still stuck to the pole.

[SilencetheKiller19]

Lol one of the funniest parts of the movie xD

[mimelove]

My number one Christmas movie of all time!!!

[JesseAndMike]

Watch this every Christmas Eve and Christmas on TBS! :D Classic! :D

[SeekerofLight92]

I'll be playing watching this on TBS while recording it on my DVR! That way, Christmas will never end!

[Sueezee1]

The only thing I want when I'm on my death bed...is this movie playing.

[saxbandmom1313]

i seen this movie on the big screne when it came out . i loved it then and i love it now . i have it on the tbs channel and it runs 24 hours on xmas eve /day . love it .

[RBAWilcox]

this triple dog dare turned Flick into porn star.................no really........go one IMDb and see for yourself. The actor is Scott Schwartz..............imdb.com­/name/nm0777432/

[emilyh753]

I love how Schwartz says "Wow, it really works!"

[sjkrupula10]

i would have said "you and your dare could kiss the fattest part of my ass!"

[MegaAnimelover1996]

how is that possible? sticking your tounge to a wooden pole

[archertrio]

@MegaAnimelover1996 It wasn't wooden, it was metal, but it was rusted.

[MrThodgin]

This is a classic.

[HewieOfHG]

has he ever herd of breathing hot air from his mouth when ever i get an ice cube stuckon my toung I breathe on it with hot air iether that or use warm water

[danny00986]

fred... 1:33

[95railflip]

Watched this when I was 7. Disturbed the shit out of me, personally. Didn't really get the appeal tbh

[027220]

Corey Haim said 'bout this, "It was just 'great.'"

I say not as great as when Jeff Daniels did it in Dumb and Dumber.

[chruiz42]

I live in Indiana and this is the most funniest part of the mov- actually all the things that are in the movie was funny

[MetroArtyom2033]

Stuck? Stuck! Stuuck! STUUUUCK!!!! AHHH!!! STUAHHH!!!!! EH AH OH!!!! STU-TU-STUCK!

[matau454]

12 people got stuck to flag poles.

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

I love how For Whom The Bell Tolls is in the suggestions xD

[SilentHill201]

The bell rang

What are we going to do?

I dont Know, the bell rang.

HAHA!

[Dude777luck]

guys yall kno u can just spit ur way out dat's what i do since ur spit which is in ur mouth , it already contains over 90 degrees faranheit of H2O so u dont need hot watr use ur spit.

[avernion]

This had me laughing so hard. I know you're not supposed to laugh at other people, especially children’s misery, but honestly. That must be the dumbest attempt to save face xD Gawd. He screamed like a little piglet going to the butchery. And then the bell rang.

I’m so faving this clip!

[ES7upyours]

the dawrin effect strikes again

[jzygorodimos]

put boilling water with a blastoise

[SimplexPro]

HOT water well go off

[noahbolton00]

i did this when i was 7

[lemonrind]

There was always one kid who was dumb enough to be talked into trying this.

[nozzer8691]

Hearing that child scream and panic was a horrible experience.

[362wowwow]

Dumb ass kid

[1423chris]

Lmao

[malikleach2009]

lol omg you really did that that is so dumb lol

[malikleach2009]

lol omg you really did that thaat is so dumb

[malikleach2009]

lol

[F14ace]

11 people got their tongues stuck to a frozen flagpole.

One of the best scenes in the entire movie! Absolutely priceless.

[drewbols]

lol "the exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important." "Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare...."

[iEatUglyNoobs]

@drewbols I liked the wording.

[bluesbros30]

This is such as fucking funy scene.

[TadayshaJoint]

Flick was sooooooo damn adorable!

[Obiwan2324]

Lulz, it's a wooden pole...

[simpathy4thedevil]

come back!!!

[96thumper96]

if i was him i wouid not do that

[violentchihuahua]

THEY LEFT HIM ALONE FTW

[markdpane]

@violentchihuahua I saw a play version of this movie, and what happend next wasn't pretty.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@violentchihuahua

But the bell rang!

[BTRofficial1]

he actually did that

[bravesfan1202]

i triple dog dare ya ha

[kensethfreak]

Translation of Flick: COME ON YOU MOTHER F***** GET ME OUT!!!

[gulshabbo]

I did the same thing in the second grade.

[darkangelfinn9]

Teacher: Where's Flick?

Ralphie Voiceover: Flick? Flick who?

[jrjr143]

THE BELL Rang  hahahahahahahahaha

[PhazonIsAwesome]

9 people got their tongue stuck to that pole.

[sluggo06]

Sad some of these actors are dead. RIP

What do u think happens after we die?

[TigerTaint]

@sluggo06 weird comment.

[MelissaxAshley6]

BEST SCENE EVERRRRRRR right behind the bunny costume lmao

[CheifyX]

i wanted to beat his ass when he started that fucking annoying screaming

[ikissedherwithmyfist]

@CheifyX I wanted to be IN his ass when he started that fucking screaming. I came twice during that scene.

[Sargicus]

I really like this movie cant wait till tommorow when it goes on.

[Doona1055]

THIS IS ON RIGHT NOW! lol

[thatepiccactus]

i feels bad for schwartz

1)tounge stuck to pole

2)beat by his mom

3)may the schwartz be with you

nuff said...

[LoboFan1000]

@thatepiccactus flick is the one whos toungue got stuck to a pole

[codtwo5]

@thatepiccactus Thats Flick getting his tounge stuck to the pole, not schwartz

[TheSurfinbird21]

I like this movie and scene despite the fact i watch this like 3 times every christmas on TBS for as long as I can remember

[SomeWhiteDude3]

I love how they re-write history to be politically correct (this was the 40's Blacks & Whites didn't go to school together) still an EPIC movie!

[SixSevenEightyThree]

Now, if this didn't happen to Schwartz, he wouldn't have had to do porn when he grew up!

[CEBLUE27]

HE SO CUTE !!! i like the part when he come back

[AmericanHistoryLover]

I think this movie was too dirty for my taste. My mother and I never liked it. I like sweeter christmas classics.

[JamesTKirkCobain]

This actually happened to me when I was 8. I knocked on my friends door one winter and when his mother went to get him the metal door looked like a popsicle so I licked it and my tongue got stuck! AAAAH! And his mother had to pour warm water on it to free me.

[miemieddie2]

Ijustin has never seen this movie.... : (

[kelly101433]

OMG!! i love Christmas year b/c of this movie i love it sooo much ppl who hate it honestly r crazyyy...i really wanna know is it true about sticking ur tongue on a tree during the snow season...scary

[xIndigoDy3]

I never looked at poles the same when I watched this when I was younger, usually I'd cringe when this came on. But it happened to me once almost, and it was just the tip of my tongue, which I immediately just backed off, once it started to get frozen, and maan, it hurted a little, and it tasted 'metal-y'. :P

[StepLaShawn]

This is my favorite movie at christmas time..

[OldFartsChannel]

Too funny! Please also check out our Christmas Story reading at OldFartsChannel. Merry Christmas!

[filmsfromthepoor]

Hey, take a look a my version of "A Christmas Stroy" on my channel

[dynodonfb7]

8 people actually licked a flag pole as a kid.....LOL, idiots

[amazin465]

how do you spell tongue wrong...

[LocoGamerKO]

lol

[venospid]

8 people shot their eye out.

[JackDigital]

Unregistered user can only convert video with a watermelon

[SamFisher147]

"Flick? Flick who?"

[HanmaHayes]

Family guy brought me here!!

[xX3vilmonkeyXx]

Did you Know that Flick is a pornstar Today

[FanOfPopCulture]

@xX3vilmonkeyXx not a very good one from what ive heard

[beerANDstuff1]

6 days until i endlessly watch this amazing movie!!

[hkmamacmd428]

@beerANDstuff1 TBS :,)

[possem33]

what fucking assholes

[floatingtrains]

A lot of people think this movie is 'boring,' just because it's old, but that's because they have a bad sense of humor. 

[dulcefantasia15]

@floatingtrains really??....ive never heard anyone say this movie is boring...-____-

[SexyRaww]

@floatingtrains oh that's right, because your opinion applies to the World. Why can't you just respect different perspectives?

[artehaleychoke]

@floatingtrains its not that old 1983

[dailyplanet38]

@floatingtrains This is the best Christmas movie,brings out the kid in all of us..Classic i love Raulphee.

[senseilifesonsappren]

@floatingtrains How can this be boring?! I love this movie! :D I watch it every year and it never gets old. My 7 year old cousin loves it too. XD

[Iplay2win]

@floatingtrains

The movie is "boring" because TNT keep airing it for 24 constitutive hours every Christmas.

Everyone has seen it at least 100 times, and will probably see it another 100 times before TNT stops airing it.

[09camtheman]

@Iplay2win they do that cause it gives people something to look forward to and people will know that for the next 24 hours there will be a good christmas movie on instead of another damn tim allen movie

[ChurchOfTheWay]

Jeez, you couldn't buy the software or find a suitable crack. Watermark? Really?

[fortminor85]

Oh man. TRIPLE DOG DARE. NO ONE backs out from it.

[TadayshaJoint]

Flick look kind of cute to me! But that is soo stupid of him to do that!

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@TadayshaJoint

You have obviously never been a 10-year-old male. Being male, and having been 10 years at one time ---I'm 47 now---, I can tell you we do some pretty boneheaded things sometimes.

[TadayshaJoint]

@A1l2l2e2n4

I"m a female and i don't really no that much about men.

But thank u 4 tellin me that!

[OldSkoolProductionz]

back then: full of beans today: full of shit lolol

[gumdokim]

''I double-dog dare yah!"

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@gumdokim

Well, I TRIPLE-DOG dare ya!

[gumdokim]

@A1l2l2e2n4 u won! U triple dog dared me haha

[imstrawberrywasted]

WHAT A FAGGOT

[TheJesusmanKC]

A CLASSIC!!!! LOL I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!

[mrhulot101]

this is one of my favorite movies.

Whatever happpened to Benjamin "Bob" Clark who was credited for directing and writing the script with Jean Shepherd? is it true he was killed in a car accident after being struck by a drunk illegal alien driver in california?

[carmelangel98]

8 people did the same dumb thing

[ontariobuds]

Getting your tongue stick to metal in the winter hurts sooo much,.

I did it once as a kid and will never do it again, it wasn't as bad as this scene but still bad enough.

[BlazeBall1]

I liked this movie, but you've got to admit it was REALLY random.

[carless95]

Ralphie, Come back Come Back Lmao

[carless95]

I Love This Movie So Much

[lemonproject]

loving the goggles

[heartlessvietboy]

When is the 24 Hr. Marathon of A Christmas Story?

[gmanci075]

@heartlessvietboy christmas eve 8oclock eastern on tbs. :)

[heartlessvietboy]

Alright !!!!!

[Doona1055]

@heartlessvietboy starting..now.

[sarahweirdo5]

Every winter i feel tempted to put my tongue on a frozen flagpole, then I think of this scene and i walk awayy

[16reynoso]

love this movie, every scene is so good!

[16reynoso]

Stuck? Stuck! Stuuuck!!!

[carmelangel98]

8 people done the same stupid thing.

[cartergirl3of3]

I never want to hear a male scream that way ever again XD This is THE BEST christmas movie of all time. I watch it over and over again when it's on a marathon!

[801Muse]

"but the bell rang" hahaha great friend

[Fluffy12323]

Lol

[Concord360]

I love the part @ 2:00 when Schwartz is like "Fuck it" and leaves. HIlarious! XD

[PokemonBread]

I always wanted Schwartz's hat.

[SmilingSimonmovies]

That boy reminds of cartman...

[MrAlekz]

I took a paintball gun, shot out the CO2 really fast and the CO2 cylinder got really cold so I put my tongue on it... I went inside to wash it off but I couldn't get my tongue under the hot water and it started hurting bad then it froze. I finally got it off and swallowed the melted CO2 crap and it gave me the worst headache ever and made me feel sick. It hurt SO BAD to eat for the next week it was terrible. Funny story though.

[londubh2007]

Remember you can always pee on it to get it unstuck. Of course, someone else will have to do the peeing.

[leeannfinley420]

17 people will try this this winter to see if it really works.

[Vladigraph]

I wish I saw this movie before I licked the swings. Well, at least I had more freedom of movement than that poor guy.

[firebug0001]

@Vladigraph ha ha ha! how long were you stuk?

[icebreakersix1nine]

this is to the retards who dont this works

[pinoypride64]

i wonder if that one kid ignored the triple dog dare and the other kid said quadruple dog dare?

[Inuyashafan5677]

I tried doing that to my little brother one year but, he knew what would happen because of this movie and didn't do it. What a fail...xD

[shopgrl5343]

O I love this scene! This is my favorite Christmas movie me and my dad watch it every Christmas!:D

[shatterjack]

Flick? Flick who?

[SUPERNACHOJC]

what we going to do?

i dont know the bell rang haha

[Sargesgrl12]

7 people had their tongues frozen to poles.

[btuggin92]

when the triple dog dare was the holy grail of dares :) lol

[goreds03]

if i talked like this when i was his age i would get my butt spanked big time lol whos with me

[newbutthunt]

The evil Jew always wins in their world.

[saleens66]

I love Raplh. His expression at this scene made me laugh so hard.

[stone8675309]

i got mine stuck to the deck on my dads welding truck.



[supermax110]

My art teacher showed us this XD

[FunnyCrazyProduction]

This is in St. Catherines Ontario, on the corner of Gibson and Fitzgerald streets The school has been converted to a shelter for abused women I believe and the school yard now is full of houses. Google Map it. You'd be surprised.

[chicagoguy19]

@FunnyCrazyProduction i grew up in hammond, indiana. where the movie "takes place" and they have a festival and parade every year.. its pretty nice.

[3jacksmusic]

If you take a look at this slideshow "Santa's First Stop ~ Euclid Beach Band ~ also here on youtube - you will see a couple shots of Higbees which was the store they were using in the Downtown Clevleland shots of The Christmas Story ~

PS ~ How many Clevelanders think the chinese restaurant scene was taken from Chung Wah's down on 40th? I do

[farina2u]

@3jacksmusic I remember when they were filming on Public Square! The lamp posts had been changed and all the old cars parked there.

I also think that you are right about the restaurant.

[uofm97]

.....and that's why I never stuck my tongue to a pole. lol

[Nitrotech23]

Flick? Flick who?

[A1l2l2e2n4]

The stages to a dare, for those who asked:

1.) "I dare you!"

2.) " I double-dare you!"

3.) "I double-dog dare you!"

4.) "I triple-dare you!"

5.) "I triple-dog dare you!"

Schwartz, as Adult Ralphie notes in his narration, skipped from "double-dog dare" to "triple-dog dare". Kind of rounding the bases without touching second.

[Xeroximitus]

@A1l2l2e2n4 What about Quadruple-Dog Dare you?

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@Xeroximitus

First off, you're not supposed to "Quadruple-Dog Dare" someone without a "Quadruple Dare". Then, I suppose you could follow with a Quintuple Dare.