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  • he said look ma no hands

  • Thats an yoga pose.

  • @FutureWweChamp i think thats about the most original joke ive ever heard in my life

  • @FutureWweChamp loooool good one

  • @FutureWweChamp ohh dude :D :D you are mad man :D :D that was sick :D B.J. :D

  • Blow job PENN

  • thumbs up if u love bj penn and blow jobs from women no homo

  • That trick came in handy when he had to kiss his own ass goodbye to the lw div.

  • imagine if he kicked himself in the head and K.O

    I'm a BJ penn fan but that would be funny

  • bj's legs are 2 extra arms

  • maybe he can join the circus after his ufc career

  • If he could do it slower it would be actually impressive.

  • @FutureWweChamp ?LMFAO

  • blow job penn

  • @darknessevilmf your a fuckin pussy stop being a poser nd copying a gay ass comment in the first place

  • @TheMikeb0420 die slow faggot

  • @darknessevilmf id fuck you up

  • @TheMikeb0420 LOL

  • i would laugh and rolling on the floor if he kick his own face by accident

  • i tried this and kicked my own face

  • @epidemika lol

  • champpp

  • @FutureWweChamp buahahahaha

  • It would only be gay if he wasn't into BJJ...lol

  • I think this shit is gay

  • @12pussylicka ok......

  • @FutureWweChamp AAAH!!! NO YOU DIDNT!lol

  • this is insane, for natural flexibility.

  • i just tried this and shit my pants

  • They use to call him Penn but then he learned this move.

  • wooo!, he is the chosen one!

  • Whats up with all this press a number bullshit?

  • Now do it with the left leg fool!

  • press 5 for flexible air hump

  • @rockintheguitar lmao even has sound effects for it

  • I can do that if I kick it like that. I will never make a vid of it and post it

  • @quazzie11 let me rephrase that, GSP has a reputation to lie on people and get the decision using his wrestling skills. Bj has been known to be one of the most brutal fighters out there.

  • Wow, if the first thing that comes to mind is blow jobs then you are a homo.

  • @dohertyz Quote from a great movie..."There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked....as a matter of fact, I feel nauseus just standing 'round you queers..." - Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay

  • @dohertyz what do u think about when u hear BJ?

  • @05DOM3STi If it's regarding blow jobs, blow jobs. If it's regarding BJ Penn then BJ Penn. People do not run around shouting "BJ!! BJ!!"

  • damn :D

  • lol i knew blow job jokes were coming when i saw this!

  • just say joke.. they called him as bj since he can do it on his own genital and prepare for fights.. lol..

  • @curtain1800 I know. But it's so cool that he's named BJ and is an expert in BJJ ;)

  • You're right, they shouldn't be compared

    GSP is the fucking man and BJ Penn is a whiny little bitch

  • @UnrealMurphy bj finishes fights, gsp lies on people and gets the decision. whos a little bitch now?

  • @WaSSupYo8o8 gsp lies on people and gets the decision

    Which fight are you referring to? Certainly not his last several. And I like Penn, too, but he hasn't finished a fight in quite some time.

  • @quazzie11 Indeed,matt hughes wasn't KTFO to long ago at all heh..

    John Fitch is nuthugging BJ for another shot because he's dissapointed the wrefelers didn't give him more points for humping BJs leg to death.

  • wow how r u honestly comparing bj penn to gsp.... gsp is great but bj penn is amazing hes been around since forever and hes been a champ in two weight classes. lol when bj penn fought gsp the second time, the weight was way too much for him. gsp is way bigger and u could tell from the fight it was obvious how pudgy bj penn was. get real dude seriously bj penn is the man

  • @gadeela GSP beat Penn twice. You Penn fans are in straight denial

  • @weepaul666 what u don't realize is... welter weight is gsp's weight class. when penn moves up his cardio sucks. and to be able to still do alot of damage to gsp while hes so fit for his weight class, thats some respect even if penn lost. if penn cardio and speed for welter weight is like his light weight then no doubt penn can beat gsp.

  • @Keng02 I sdee what you mean. When you put it like that, I guess we'll never truly kn ow who's better when they're both at their best. I'd still go with Gsp though.

  • George have the guts for fight in 185!? ops... Bj penn is the more warrior in the ufc bastard, u are a hater. Bj penn fight in 2 different weight classes, and beat some former champions, maybe he loses,but still.

  • George can do that....NOT..

  • @nixdcc Georges will just have to settle for kicking the shit out of BJ twice. I think Georges can accept that deal

  • BJ = Brazilian Jiu-jitsu! He's an expert in it.

  • Why has he not embraced Rubber Guard? 

  • one part flexibility, one part strength

  • At first i thought he was talking about beating a quality opponent

  • @evkero Well played sir.

  • @NerdVictoryFilms

    (Takes bow)

  • How the fuck do you get that flexible?

  • I saw GSP do both legs

  • well at least now we know where the name "bj penn" came from..

  • boom!

    

  • damn he's flexible. contortion ftw

  • now imagine two people fucking like human pretzels

  • INSANE!!!

  • @shitzustew very good.funny shit

  • lmao@ShitzuStew

  • I can do that. The first time I try. I can even do that while standing.

  • yup! his specialized technique for when he steps into the ring to GET FUCKED!

  • @amritaherbs lol you guys are all haters and think your so tough. Anyone can talk shit about someone over a computer. You guys crack me up cuz we all know if you saw BJ walkin down the street you would smile and say hi, and wouldnt even think about talkin shit cuz he would murder you with one hand behind his back and one leg behind his head. He's a fighter, he'd kill you. What do you do? besides talk shit on the computer of course

  • @ngunngu22 smile and say hi?

    i wouldn't even look at him.

    he's a fantastic fighter,

    but that's it. he trashes his opponents, yet never trains as hard as his opponents and always gasses out in the second round. Complete douche. i know.

    If he respects his fans enough to come in conditioned, then i'll respect him.

  • @xolloy01 Trashes his opponents? Do you mean like what everyone else in the UFC does to PROMOTE the fights? The last 3 fights he has done barely any talking bad about his opponents, his brother is who talks all the shit and he doesnt have control over what he says. He does no more talkin than anyone else. In my Opinion he is one of the best fighters in the history of the UFC, going down with the likes of guys like Randy Couture. You know why? BJ is a fighter, born fighter. He loves to fight.

  • @xolloy01 Thats what sticks out to me. Not the shit talking before the fight that is strictly for promoting the fight. After and during the fight BJ shows nothing but strait respect to his opponent. Your just a hater, but the fact of the matter is BJ is a great person, Great fighter, and is great for the sport. BJs frame should be strictly a 155lb fighter but yet again he'll go up to 170 to fight a bigger guy cuz he'll fight anyone. There needs to be more fighters like that. Not guys who dodge..

  • @ngunngu22 nah he'd give me hell until he couldn't hold on to me then complain I'm greased, or maybe he'd just gas out and give up midway through.

    I wouldn't take away his hand though, he'd just use it as an excuse as to why he couldn't dominate my 6 ft. 185 lbs ass. Personally I think my hands are faster than Bj's anyway ;) It would be fun to see him TRY and get inside though! :)

  • @amritaherbs Lol Riiiight. Its easy to talk over the Internet. I have faster hands than you do. And i would Kick your ass. I would love to see you TRY and fight me, You'd be on the floor face down unconcious. I'd have a great time smackin your teeth. See? easy. And you're retarded, GSP did grease. Everyone saw it. When you GET CAUGHT, Commissioner see's it, Dana White see's it, Other fighters in the UFC see it and say he was cheating and greasing, im gonna go ahead and take their word, not yours

  • @ngunngu22 stfu ill kick your ass and amritaherbs ass.you complain about talking tuff on the internet but what the fuck are you doing you motherfucker?yea and the leg behind the head with no hands i can do that with bolth legs no hands.

  • @johnweedhit HA! Sssssshhh, quit talkin son. You wouldn't do shit. 220 College Street, Cheney Washington. Apt 2832. Come kick my ass fag. Go back to your room, turn your Eminem CD off, and go to bed before your mom finds out your on her computer trying to talk like a big boy.

  • @amritaherbs Everyone saw it. If you want to be ignorant and blind and say he didnt, thats fine, whatever helps you sleep at night. Look on youtube at the Video of Chuck Liddell sitting right behind GSP screamin at the commissioner and his corner for putting it on his back and chest. EVERYONE SAW IT! Now with that being said, i still think GSP would have beat him that night but without fighting on an even playin field, no one really knows. Lol BJ would kill u with one arm and Leg behind his back

  • @amritaherbs Stop lying to yourself. It gets you no where. Just because you may not like the guy doesnt mean you can beat him up lol. You couldnt beat me up let alone BJ. So lets just stop talkin shit about any fighter cuz they're the ones who train everyday, work their ass off, and put their ass on the line everynight they fight, you dont. You just sit behind a computer and talk shit so you can feel better about yourself and make yourself feel tough. I bet you get beat up all the time HAHAHAHA!

  • oh wow bj you can put ur leg behind ur head woooow why didnt u do that in the fight against GSP oh yea i remember cause u quitttt eventho u called him a quitter

    lol

    u lane ass

    fuck ur female legs and jump in a pool

  • So what, lots of women can do that.

  • @00kelevra00 exactly lots of women...your comment just contridicted itself lmao..if youhavent notied bj isnt a women, and guys have balls that get in the way.

  • Ejaculatory bowel movement

  • my friend can do that

  • you guys are a bunch of fags. good BJJ artists work on their flexibility... you're all just closet homos

  • No wonder his nickname is "BJ" ;P

  • Looks like BJ has too much time on his hands...

  • @SLISETV Hes a pro fighter lol? maybe thats why

  • my friend says he can do that. we will se tomorrow . i'll post it on my page

  • Damn my leg would break if i tryed that lol

  • i think thats why his name is BJ

  • @giantmidget3 his name is Jay Dee Penn and BJ is short for Baby Jay because he is the youngest child of the family.

  • @trey187123 haha yeah i know that, i was just makin a joke. plus you would know that if you played UFC 09 LOL

  • For once Mike Goldberg is actually right - Bj's arm's really are like legs

  • @jin37uk legs are like arms*

  • @ninjakiwi65 ooops, can't believe I made that mistake lol

  • auto bj

  • Chuck Norris can put his toes in his ass.

  • omg BJ penn is so flexible and amazing. what else can he do i want to see, i dont think ive ever seen someone so talented and FULL OF THEMSELF.

  • wow all these comments about self fellatio, bunch of pervo idiots. when he did they the first thing i thought is wow hes flexible.

  • lol hes sooo flexible.

  • maybe when your leg is up there you can give yourself a BJ........ see what i did there, because his name is BJ, get it.......... you dont get it

  • @ShitzuStew shut the fuck up...with your lame ass joke. eveyones heard that like a BILLION times!!

  • @bigislandbuilt808 are you in love with BJ penn or somthing. why are you so defensive about peoples comments towards him. I saw you asked someone if they could jump out of a 3 foot pool, making me assume that you are not able to, even tho jumping out of a 3 foot pool is not even remotely impressive, i have jumped out of a 3.5 foot pool and i am by no means a world class athlete, let alone one of the "3" people in the world that can jump out of a 3 foot pool, according to bj penn

  • @ShitzuStew the only reason why i'm so defensive is because i personally know Bj. And he's not what everyone makes him out to be. He's actually the total opposite. And i HATE people who talk shit! Because you guys don't know shit. I back him up all the way! No matter what! That's how we do it...Hawaiian style!! Nothing that any of you would about know about! (unless you're from Hawai'i... especially HILO!!)

  • @bigislandbuilt808 you dont know him.. dont lie to yourself.. And im hawaiian too but i dont get so defensive about people i dont even know lol

  • @lilticklez actually i do. how the fuck you know if i know him or not??you don't know shit!!

  • @bigislandbuilt808 im sure

  • @bigislandbuilt808 and BJ definitely blows himself daily lol

  • @bigislandbuilt808 i would like to correct what lilticklez wrote earlier, bigislandbuilt808 blows BJ daily

  • @ShitzuStew bro, i was thinkin' the same thing.

    his name= Blo Jaab "Speak way louder than the action, foulmouth" Pinus.

  • @ShitzuStew Hahahahhahaha! GOOD ONE!

  • @ShitzuStew im the 28th person who pretended they got it :D

  • so this is why they call him BJ.

  • @ShitzuStew I get that you try steal jokes from RWJ.. 0 points for originality

  • @DangerDarf who the fuck is RWJ?

  • @ShitzuStew your comment made me lmfao....tickled me you see :-)

  • @ShitzuStew That was funny, is wasn't...

  • oh what the fuck!

  • damn thats impressive

  • Umm if your going to talk about him say it to his face and see how you come back.

  • @tyscade he cant do shit. He will end up in jail with an assault charge and im gonna enjoy his hard earned money.

  • @ginnidorka sorry to interupt but money talks . like michael jackson i think he touched that kid and bought his way out . but this is only my opinion soo dont get angry

  • @KileyRamiro I dont think BJ Penn even has a small fraction of what Michael Jackson made. But yeah I dont know if I would like to give up use of some part of my body which might get broken during the brawl for some cash.

  • @ginnidorka well maybe a fraction because his family is already wealthy without his earnings . and he is one of the best martials artists in the world so im pretty sure he gets a lot of extra money . but yes bj is a badass far superior too average joes like us

  • @ginnidorka its not a "brawl" its a bout. They are professional fighters not some random hotheads

  • @gears4life29 Get a life.

  • I think one time he was punched in the throat, causing his adam's apple to ascend...just a theory

  • His voice might be off but so is Mike Tyson and I'm pretty fond of my ear... Or if it's BJ Penn My face in general

  • What's with his voice?

  • @jackarf1

    i actually think his accent is pretty cool ^_^

  • @hentajus I didn't mean his accent lol I meant his tone of voice, as in... it's high pitched and squeeky sounding :p

  • HAHAHA. LOL. wDD4LIF3 YOU FUNNY AS HELL

  • Might sound like a faggot but he'd kick your ass.

  • bj penn sounds like a faggot for real.

  • @ZataboKing well he can blow himself being so flexible so maybe he is hahahaha

  • @edgartj17 i mean for the bad ass he proves himself to be he sounds like he aint hit puberty yet.

  • No wonder he keeps losing. Why practice when you can get ur dick sucked any time you want?

  • I dont understand he looks like a regular guy -his body- but he s a fucking superman

  • i wonder how many times he hit himself in the head ahaha, poor guy if that ever happened.

  • no wonder he has nj as a nick name

  • wtf? I can do that too, it's not to brag about.

  • hmmm.... the good fighters are the ones who act like normal people. so i like BJ.

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  • would have been so funny if he just kicked himself straight in the face.. but seriously wtf that's impressive

  • @23runner4 Haha I agree

  • no wonder this guy is so gay..

  • Your name is fabulous. I rest my case.

  • lol

  • where is the vid when i kicks hisself KO?

  • I think I saw his balls.

  • No question why BJ is Lethal on the ground..

  • yeah...all because he can put his leg behind his head...lmao

  • Rubber gaurd muddafuckaaaa lol

  • lol

  • Hahaha rocwiler now u made me laugh hahahaha

  • The chosen one!

    Yeah, Jimmy Neutron reference.

  • I used to be able to do this when I was younger, I guess I gotta start stretching again, I can touch my forehead, I do it with out momentum, I just do it like if it was my arm, very slowly.

  • jesssuuus

  • I can do that too when I stretch properly =) We love you BJ , now go and destroy Frank !

  • holy mangini hes flexible!!

  • its not hard to do it with your hands but without them.....different story i almost knocked myself out doing that lol

  • lol

  • HOLY SHIT!!!!! BJ is flexible as fuck!!

  • that shits tight but it wouldve been hella funny if he kicked himself

  • stfu

  • @Viktir666: you would think of something gay like that, you must've had past experiences like it.

  • How did you know? I have a secret mancrush on BlowJob Penn.

  • @wdd4lif3andcardonaman!!

    shut ur fawkin ass,b4 he kicks it!!

    and barrie ur mother fawkin faces into the ground..HaTeRs!! BJ ur fawkin awesome!!

    [O]ahu[G]rown=HAWAII808 NIGGAHZ

  • thts crazy!

  • fuck mma...the porno industry is calling you BJ