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  • lol i lost it when he said all the like 5 names

  • What movie is the line "do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay" from?

  • @07fittob Good Will Hunting

  • @jzancan Oh right. Cheers, seen that ages ago, just couldn't remember him saying that.

  • this is so stupid but funny. not that funny but seems like someone put a lot of effort into this.Does he have a cousin ? I figured everyone has at least one cousin but I guess not everyone. God I bet she is adorable if he does.

  • @Disaster00Beautiful He has a cousin, but it's a dude. His stage name is Raab Himself and he was a member of CKY.

  • COOL

  • MATT DAMON

  • The thing is Matt Damon does not have a recognizable or distinct voice.

  • gosh

  • This was from the Bourne Identity! BS COMEDY

  • @GStarRAWasians its called a soundboard are u new or something

  • @XyXINSANEv2 YOU MAD BRO! ITS FROM A MOVIE YOU MORON

  • @GStarRAWasians yea im the 1 whos mad here move on freak

  • LOL that was fucking funny. Oh dear pank calls won't work on me sorry I have trained ear to know the diffrence between recodings and a real voice on the phone. Some people don't have an ear to notice something is stange with call and its so funny listening to it.

  • @EmpireLS56KW You've trained your ear to know the difference between recordings and real voices on the phone?

  • @MegaTimmyc Well you’d be pretty dumb not to notice the changes in timber of the voice as its all bits and pieces rather than sounding unchanged as it should be. I’ve had friends trying to change their voice over the phone and the one thing that gives them away is the sound of the reverb of the kitchen background.

  • Show-off.

  • OMG!!!!  That was hilarious!!!! thanks!

  • Hahahhaha the end was the best!

  • This is actually pretty good, the top rated comment must be the dumb operator or stupid people who work for Holiday Inn on the receiving end of it.

  • fuck a soundboard

  • horrible

  • WORST

    

  • it's not him, read the description, someone made this using a soundboard.

  • It's only funny if you know all of the films that are being quoted, luckily for me- I do!

  • sorry these are lines from the movie

  • Matt:Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?

    Operator: I can't help you with that.

    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Laughing tears*

  • soundboard prank call lame

  • Absolutely worthless. As in: without worth.

  • Even Matt Troll's

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • bahahaha!!!

  • hahahahah wow 

  • 162 found it hard to hide the fact that they were gay.

  • @darrenmuse yeah and it's too bad that we can't help them with that XD

  • That wasen't too bad :p last part was quite funny

  • lol

    

  • Wow thats actually messed up she didn't see his movie so hes messing with her.....

  • WTH, this is not funny

  • 149 dislikes you should prolly ignore

    

  • that sucked

  • people make soundboards made up of clips from movies and shows and interviews. then when you prank call someone, you can click a button and use the audio clips on the premade soundboard. #noobsthesedays

  • Come on, this is a compilation starting with an audio from the first Bourne movie!

  • and the point of this shit is?

  • that was kinda funny

  • HAHAHA

  • hmmm, this is from the bourne identity

  • eeekkk...can hear where it cuts...yuck!

  • Pretty bad editinng... Sorry..

  • is he calling a Canadian Holliday Inn?

  • It clearly says he used a soundboard, people are stupid. HURR DURR FAKE YOU CUT HIS VOICES FROM MOVIES DERP HERP

  • Top comments are so contradicting

  • @dnrongo that's what happens when douchebags thumb themselves up

  • My favorite part is the end.

  • WANT A DIFFERENT USA? INFUSE DIFFERENT PRINCIPLES

    2nd USA President John Adams said:

    "The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: 'It connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity." President Adams, July 4, 1821

    NOTE: Might want to consider the COST first and check the resumes of atheist nations and the blessings of other gods as shown in their homelands...

  • It was stupid till the long list of names. then I loled.

  • matt daaaaamonnnnn!

    

  • "do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?"

    "im sorry i cannot help you with that" LOOOOL

  • They just combined the parts from the bourne identity and good will hunting

  • hahaha epic soundboard.

  • MATT DAAYMUND. MATT DAYMUUUND!!!

  • This is so fake. Anyone who has seen Bourne Identity or The Departed know that.

  • @alycelovesscrubs your an idiot

  • @alycelovesscrubs

    You really can't be that dumb, can you?

  • @alycelovesscrubs nobody thinks it is "real" or "fake" you fucking retard. Someone used a Matt Damon SOUNDBOARD to prank call a hotel. People do this all the time. It's fucking hilarious when foreigners don't recognize the voices or the movies. Search "Arnold prank call" and you'll get 100 where people used an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard to prank people/businesses. Everyone knows it's not actually Matt Damon calling, except the person on the other end of the prank call, and you apparently.

  • Matt Damon said " I have the smallest penis at any BLOCK PARTY and I am a BITCH!!! SOCK the SHIT out of my NOSE if you see me!!!!"

  • that last part was funny!!

  • not funny

  • Is there another way to spell it ? LOL

  • this is EDITED. YOU SUCK.

  • Stoooooopid

  • fuck me.. don't waste my time ever again ya nincompoop... 

  • jackulator daht cahm is 309008290x funnier

  • too many people arguing about fuck all in this thread the vid was cool tho

  • too many people arguing about fuck all in this thread

  • lmao

  • should of introduced himself, then she'd have a hard time hanging up ;)

  • lol

  • I can't believe anybody would find this funny xs

  • dismal attempt at comedy - skip it.

  • Is there any other way to spell it? No.

  • this did make me giggle, I'll give you that.

  • cutting his voice from different movies !! not good !!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

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  • @shonamc123 did you just figure that out?? Or are you just playing??

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  • @shonamc123 please say your trolling..

    please..

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  • @shonamc123 Trolling is a fishing term. "to fish for or in with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod, as in fishing for pike, or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat." In other words, when trolling online you throw out something offensive or idiotic in an attempt to get someone to "take the bait" and reply.

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  • @shonamc123 Heh, now I know you're full of it. You said you had no clue what trolling was. I explained to you what it was, and you accused me of it. You're either not too bright, or trying to troll yourself. Either way, good day to you, sir.

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  • @maleman6344 What I don't understand is how this matters to you. Maybe my comment wasn't the smartest thing out there, it was also 3am when I wrote it, but i don't think it hurt anyone's feelings. I wasn't rude, or inappropriate. So what do you care that I said what I said? Did I offend you?

  • @shonamc123 do ur parents know ur up @ 3am? I hope it wasn't a school night. I think u will find u can colour between the lines much better on a full nights sleep

  • @maleman6344 Well that was a great comeback. Now I feel like a little kid because only children get tired at 3am. Big strong men like you feel energized and strong at that time. They, compared to little things like me, are creatures of the night.

    And yes, I can color between the lines much better on a full nights sleep. Thanx 4 another great comment.

    What I meant is that I don't understand your need to pick a fight. What I said had nothing to do with you. So please just get over yourself

  • @shonamc123 Now u remember I'm only big and strong because I drank my milk and got my sleep. So when santa comes this year 4 u make sure u give one glass of milk 2 him, and also drink one 4 urself. Okay Champ :D. So one day u can grow up 2 be like me with a fully functional brain

  • @maleman6344 Yes that must be it. I am the one with the small brain. Your comments are getting better and better.

    Well i'm done with this, i have such better things to do than this

  • @shonamc123 pokemon, nap time and shopping with mommy, i understand.

  • @maleman6344 Well actually it is my Cognitive Neuroscience and History of Art midterms that I need to study for. But if nap time and shopping are easier words for you, than I am perfectly ok with u using them.

  • @shonamc123 sorry for my late response. I was impressed that i thought u had taken the high road in not replying so i didn't even bother checking. You also said u were done so I assumed u weren't coming bak. my bad. As impressed as i am with ur big words. need i remind u why this little back and forth began. I'll give u a clue there princess, it wasn't because of something smart u said.

  • @maleman6344 But once again, I never said that my first comment was anything more that plainly stating the obvious, and I certainly never said that it was clever. So please, just stop. Stop saying such moronic things, stop embarrassing yourself by trying to embarrass me. Let this be. Move on to you overly exciting life, and let me, the princess play with my pokemons, have nap times and go shopping with my mum.

    In other terms, fuck off.

  • @shonamc123 Ur back again. I hate 2 point this out 2 a brighter mind who studies neuroscience. But ur the one in a huff saying ur not coming back, and yet continue 2 do so. And as embarrassing as it is for me 2 kick ur ass in a war of words, I have every intention of having the last word. 

  • @shonamc123 ^^ This

  • @TheHungryTrollRawr what? :D

  • @shonamc123 "in other terms, fuck off" the Troll approves :)

  • @TheHungryTrollRawr He deserved it :D

  • I was hoping to hear that line about him threatening to bring this fight to your doorstep

  • I was hoping he'd ask her where Pamela Landy was in German.

  • Its not real its clips put togther

  • lame

  • That was wicked rude

  • Not half bad, That last bit was awesome

    

  • This isn't that bad.

  • do you find it hard to hide the fact that your gay?

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  • Good Will Hunting lol

  • Fun use of an online message board.

  • good will hunting

  • this is clips from bourne series

  • Shakespeare, nietzsche, frost, o'Connor, kant, pope, locke

  • No, it is from Good Will Hunting.

    He tells the names of his brothers "Marky, Ricky, Tommy, Terry.." to the chick at one point.

  • @Pretendi both films st00pid.

  • can some one tell me what movie the quote where he said all those names was from it sound familiar

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  • @tauntdragoon "Good will hunting"

  • @BKgaard It would be the bourne trilogy sir, not good will hunting.

  • @tauntdragoon The Bourne Trilogy

  • @tauntdragoon the bourne identity

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  • "I'm sorry I cannot help you with that."

  • LOL..this is genius

  • How many different movies did you get these from?

  • hahaha they took that from the bourne film didnt they!! clever

  • That's great service from Holiday Inn...

  • Best minute and 24 seconds of my life.

  • @Deremixproductions get laid

  • @enzo9239 You're so original.

  • @enzo9239 Your high school humor is so funny.

    /sarcasm.

  • @Deremixproductions you just typed sarcasm after your "comeback"...I don't need to say much more than that. And you used the word "so". You insult yourself for me.

  • @enzo9239 I fail to see how using the word "so" and making it clear that I was being sarcastic insults me. ._.

    You fail at using logic, my dear boy.

  • @Deremixproductions Because the sarcasm is implied, if your social life extended beyond that of a computer you'd know that. And I don't need to explain why using the phrase "so original" is elementary. Makes you sound like a girl with the IQ of a pancake. Don't talk about logic when you don't have an inkling of understanding about it. But try not to worry, I'm sure this is not the first thing you've failed to understand in your life.

  • @enzo9239 Let's not forget the fact that you are the one who started this with the most immature insult ever created.

    I never said I fail to see how using the phrase "so original" insults me, I said I fail to see how using the word "so" insults me.

    You're just trying to cover your tracks. Can you comprehend this, or were you born with a mental defect?

  • @enzo9239 And you fail to see a little humor. I said "/sarcasm" to state the obvious.

  • @Deremixproductions nope didn't start with an insult, just a piece of advice. If a fake prank call is your most enjoyable 84 seconds of your life then I'm not the only one who was thinking you need to get laid so you can experience something more enjoyable (humor) if you can last that long. And you can't reason. I spelled out, literally, why "so" makes you look like an idiot. In the context of the phrase. Are you on board yet? Find humor and a brain. And an ugly desperate girl.

  • @enzo9239 HA! You really think I was serious when I said that this was the best 84 seconds of my life? Wow, you really are fucking retarded. I just said it as a compliment to whoever made it.

    Boy, you really think you're so god damn clever don't you? If you honestly believe that, then you seriously need to go see a doctor.

  • @enzo9239 Ah, and here's where your stupidity shows itself in it's rawest form. You recycled my insult towards you, saying that you fail to see a little humor. You hadn't started insulting my sense of humor until I insulted yours.

  • @enzo9239 And seriously? I mean, are you REALLY that immature? Saying that I need to get laid and find an "ugly desperate girl"? My god, you really must be 12 years old.

    If you actually aren't 12, then I feel bad for you, considering the fact that you never grew up. The only people who use that insult are people who are people who are either 12, never actually matured, or never actually had sex.

    So which one are you?

  • @Deremixproductions Well you've made my day. you've successfully written twice as much as I have over 2 words. Sometime people find their own humor in manipulating others. Like I did to you. You fish around and take little jabs...and then those who are only cool in front of a computer will easily get offended b/c they have nothing else and will fight back with reckless abandon no matter how stupid they make themselves look. Your problem is that everything has to be spelled out for you.

  • @enzo9239 ._. Wow, do you have amnesia or something? All I did was state a small comeback, and YOU were the one who lashed out towards me.

    Good work proving you have a mental defect. .-.

  • @Deremixproductions keep going, so far you're the only fish that has bitten

  • @enzo9239 If you are actually serious about manipulating me, then you really need something else to do with your time.

  • @enzo9239 Although I highly doubt you are serious, just trying not to make yourself look pathetic, which only makes you look more pathetic.

  • @Deremixproductions you're incapable of thinking for yourself, words I'm not the first to tell you. I didn't write those words to spell out a truth, although I've realized I hit the mark. You're so easily offended, ask yourself why. Why do words over a computer mean so much to you? Once that registers you'll realize how depressing your life is. And if I didn't just have surgery yes I would have much better things to do.

  • @enzo9239 Haha, "If I didn't just have surgery." please, stop trying to cover up the fact that you have nothing better to do then go around, lashing out towards people, and just basically being a troll.

    It's pathetic, really.

  • @Deremixproductions want me to send you a picture of my foot?

  • @enzo9239 Why no, I wouldn't sir. Just because you are so quick to jump to thinking you can prove it right away, doesn't mean I want to see that proof.

  • @Deremixproductions no your life is predictable...here watch this

  • @Deremixproductions no your life is predictable...here watch this

  • @enzo9239 Oh this is fun.

  • @Deremixproductions here's how your life is predictable...you need to have the last word over an internet "arguement", or else, well, you're life will amount to the same thing it is when you leave your house. I can't walk for the moment, I've read all the books in the house, and the news for the day....I have all the time in the next few days

  • @enzo9239 I don't need to have the last word, in fact, I was just about to tell you I was done and let you ramble on.

    And seriously, the only defense you really use is, "derp, your life amounts to nothing, derp."

  • @Deremixproductions well no saying you're done is trying to have the last word. Nope never said your life amounts to nothing. You implied that....I wonder why

  • @enzo9239 You implied that, not me.

    ...do you seriously not understand your own insults?

  • @enzo9239 You implied that my life only amounts to arguing over the computer and feeling safe behind it, which, in laments terms, would amount to nothing.

  • @enzo9239 Oh and, you thing is you need to be the dominate one in an argument.

    So, in your eyes, we're the same.

  • @Deremixproductions no first I need to understand what you're saying..."you thing is you need to be..." you're not rattled are you? And hey, you're the one...again...you thinks that what I say implies you're life means nothing. Yet it seems I'm right, you haven't denied anything. So you must be admitting it.

  • @enzo9239 A simple typo. your*

    And no, I'm not admitting it. If you had enough intelligence to comprehend a damned thing, then you would stop trying to dodge the fact that I've figured you out.

  • @enzo9239 You are no better than a typical, every day troll.

    Find something better to do with this extra time you have.

  • @Deremixproductions well then tell me who I am please, b/c so far I've predicted your comebacks...I can type one thing and I get 3 responses b/c you say one thing then here's your thought process "oh oh oh wait I have something else, oh man this is good"...."oh wait I forgot one thing, man this guy is so stupid...he actually thinks he can manipulate something...dumbass"

  • @enzo9239 Aha, now I've manipulated you. That reply was purely out of rage.

    This is fun.

  • @enzo9239 I'm only replying with multiple different comments simply for the fact that YouTube has character limits for comments.

  • @enzo9239 I can't tell you who you are, you have to figure it out for yourself.

  • @Deremixproductions yes they do have character limits, you're not even close to using them up. Don't kid yourself. Don't you remember earlier when I told you I have you thinking like me? Don't worry, I haven't let that wear off yet. Now I've backtracked you to about 30 comments ago and you're quoting me. You need to do better at picking up on rage...you just aimed for the barn and hit the dirt 2 feet in front of you

  • @enzo9239 I know that a single one isn't close to using them up, I'm doing it like this for precaution.

    How am I quoting you? All I'm saying is that I've made you rage.

    "Aimed for the barn and hit the dirt two feet in front of you"? What are you from Texas or something? ._.