my 1st soft porn movie

[poopswimmer2]

Do u know whay porn is...

[DragonFilmsSeattle]

WOW!

Very bad music quality where it screeches

and bad quality steady cam work / camera operations!

OMG! I mean christ I make films and this is crappy as hell! I am sorry but seriously don't make anymore of this kind of stuff.

If you want too make this kind of stuff talk too me and hell will do it if I do not have to see this kind of quality again

[contemplin69]

Complete waste of my time

[GrindStreetTV]

This was really a waste of time. Came here looking for ideas for filming romance scenes. Very mis-leading vid title.

[differentandalike]

i like this video as much as i like - how to laugh at racism

[tharealslimshadyLP]

wat sthe song plz

[TheMuffinMan926]

God damn. Why am I looking for porn on youtube.. *smacks head*  time for bing.

[MsSeverusSnapexoxo]

This turned me on so hard.

[6HA6VOK6]

you leave your bf and come be my whore ok?

[fakingroovin]

stupid whore

[yarchaz]

which is the porn part??????Screw you!!! Wastin othas tym??

[iddaip]

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[evurdo]

Asian milf with braces nailed in her taco! - _FREEBADGIRL ._COM_

[apirulero]

VERY SOFT INDEED. I LIKE THE MUSIC. maybe izts a wee bit too long.

[dexterbeatz]

did you film that with your pocket calculator?

and where are the boops???

[Merlo177]

Lady, please change that sick music,

Do you call this porn ?

[mrtrixterr]

just wasted time out of my life i can't get back.............on this piece of crap....

[Bentra]

what a crap

[telekogoloviy]

where the porn is?

[invisiblesun84]

I'll do porn with the girl. She's hot.

[FrogFin]

i successfully jacked off to this

[222Fusion]

Hahaha

[dexterbeatz]

lol

[13inchesDragon]

Ma Non e male pero no!!!

[LORWJN]

ma che stronzata

[Tehsilversquirrel]

You fail at soft porn, but we have the same kind of cell phone :D

[hockeyownzall]

how the hell is this funny vids thats wat i typed wat the hell

[iCookie1]

I searched for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and get this shit? WTF

[rawrloler]

your suppose to search es te ay el kay ee ar

[jellygraph]

what was the point?

[olelyn]

wtf is this? this is the stupidest kuso ive ever seen...

[garavsnaruto]

una vera chiavica

[TaHrPa]

epic fail

[hazardz04]

poor girl, i feel sorry for her.

[bend69downunder]

Buy a big dildo

[mhelstein]

worst one yet

[adaneric29]

thats the best porn ive seen in 30 years and im only 13....

[drdotislovinlife]

Bad quality, bad content, stupid as FUCK.

[AlexanderTomich]

Seriously, WTF is this? Can someone be that stupid?

[saintinsaint]

badacow, gand masthi hi kya bey..saara waqth barbadh kiya mc.

[musthyzz]

srsly...no rly ... wtf

[privateupload]

"Movie" created with SonyErickson gone very bad!

[cactusjokers]

uh no!

[Fireeyes91]

I dont get t? Is it a joke? Seriously?

[txsurfer007]

was this made by a 5 year old?

[ZombiFish]

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny... I'm just plain confused.

[psonio3d]

you think you did something here right?if you search youtube, there are thousands like you,even more than those who have seen this shit!

"omg look,i fooled them!! h0h0 those pervs"

well , for your age (27) you just did what a 10 year-old would do... so maybe YOU should search for porn u know... you got a girl?? rooster get laid really often...it's just that i don't do "chicken".. got it?? no?? search for porn!!

[adyfitness]

she look awesome!

[csgs1]

how can you call this porn. how old are you, 9

[GalliWayno]

i'm 27 and taking the piss!!!! somebody can't take a j0ke can they?? are you that much of a perv? get a girl....sad cunt!!!

[kcheme322000]

I love this porn!!! I sent a copy to everyone at work and my mom and dad, and my pastor. I'm still jerking off to it as we speak. Just that hot music alone turns me on...

[siamdesperado]

any way I can give this a rating below one star?

[wathaman232313]

lmao

[sand36]

get a fucking life, you son of a pig!

[druggist504]

I 2nd PeterC79

[MoonLoaf]

soft porn???? I didnt see one set of naked titties during that whole video. I wanna nice big fat tits!!!

[scal2200]

Is this a video of random pixels??? WTF

[MRSUMONE]

My 1st soft corn, too. sorry not good. have to agree with RAVENPR though.

[LastLogin1YearAgo]

dis looks moar liek raep

[lovemeordie83]

What the hell is this??

[RAVENPR]

she is gorgeous

[PeterC79]

Worst video EVER!

[FdxKrlh]

OMFG WTF YOUR GETTING FLAGGED

[Brikoz87]

This shit sucked

[alarmstr0ng]

this is defiantly one of the worst vids ive seen in a long time!

though i find my self laughing and trying to figure out if this poor quality is meant as a piss take or some serious filming

[Hateshiganai]

why did that sound like some FF(final fantasy) music O_o

[JohnnyAlpha8]

What the fuck? Soft porn man... Everybody hates it. The people who don't like porn hate soft porn, the people who like porn hate soft porn....

[edholt15]

BITCH U NOTHIN BUT A TEASE.

[redeyesthe20th]

find out where to watch inuyasha and other anime's in high rez on my channel, thanks

(just want to help out other anime junkies!!!)

[boosterdragon]

Ok I think I get the message. I think the point of this video...I guess thats your girl and you think just filming her makes it soft porn. Why...cause she's that "hawt" right? Your point is "I gotta hot girlfriend nyah nyah!"

[dadattam]

If this was the guy's idea, you are a sorry, chavvy bastard.

Whether it was the girl's idea or not: Miss you should get away from that loser without a second thought. There are better ones in England and there are certainly richer ones here in America.

[tokega]

The girl is a chav too, if she is stupid enough to hang out with chav guys. :)

[ryanmunoz07]

LMFAO!! This is great! What is the music?

[imperfection1077]

the music is obnoxious.-_-

[kommgkeldai]

huh???...i feel like im gonna die

[bumpkin19]

???

[cariba333]

If you want real pron call my number 112

[wowzers9930]

video may be gay but your hott as hell

[Rhemasonador]

I bet you guys could make a really good film if you had all the gear huh....

[kagian14]

i never seen a soft porn i only see hard

[raunchdawg]

this aint porn dipshits

[traquillity]

...what the hell is runescape..?

[Nikodios]

wth the backgrounf music sounds like fuking runescape at the start wth?

[afatsum8]

yarak kafalı işte

[bibislol]

if you call that porn,you need help

[012409999999999]

boring till dead

[bri7539]

that scared me

[jergen01]

Whoa! That gorgeous chick was wearing a shirt that said "FCUK 24-7". I didn't notice it the first time, that's HOT!

[skaaaaliz]

ok I got a hard on

[Calamity05]

lets see some titties and ass baby!! come on.. im trying to jerk it over u, b/c ur hot and u turn me on.. NOW LETS SEE SOME NAKEDNESS!! NOW U BITCH!!

[bradlybradford]

That girl is absolutely gorgeous. What's the song playing?

[jay9266]

wat does this movie clip have to do with "soft porn"?

[hassedrown]

True porn at its best.

[bonkabonk]

aren't you the sad one, trapping lonely men with your bad vid? Oh my god its porn, I saw a girls naked FACE!!!!

[jammyfoo19921992]

loooser. thats not porn. wtf is this and wtf are you? (a joke obsviously)

[GalliWayno]

Yr tha looser 4 wantin ta watch porn ya sad cunt, get a bird...........

[EddieTheKiller]

The only good thing in this video was the music.

BTW, you're hot. Would you sleep with me? :)

I'm very sexy.

[GalliWayno]

ya cheeky little cunt ill rip yr fukin face off

[dash1141]

What the hell?

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!

[hmmcrunchy]

i think they got the wrong idea about fingering someone in a car.... plus your film comes up when ever someone searchs for stalker the video game, so most of your views are from spotty gaming geeks like me!

[GalliWayno]

this iz the new porn

[richardbarron27]

what a load of crap !!!!!

[GalliWayno]

dnt lie u luvd it

[BovkJlBE]

stupid i like funny things

[GalliWayno]

haha me 2

[zxcvbad]

nice video, those who didn't like it r loosers looking 4 a porn

[GalliWayno]

well sed

[arson51]

Wouldn't have been a loser looking for porn if the video wasn't spam tagged and titled "my first porn". XD

[GalliWayno]

well try typing in your mum's name, you might be able to get yourself off then, ay???

[idontknowwhattocallm]

you're a wanker, the worst kind of person. you are a complete loser. get a fucking life, get some of your own fucking jokes and get some fucking friends. and stop going around youtube taking the piss of people, because tbh all you're doing is making yourself look like a wanker. this is to galliwayno btw

[pabloon57]

british bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[arson51]

This proves women have no understanding of comedy or humor. Check out Christoper Hitchens article "Why Women Aren't Funny".

[simorion]

cute girl BUt hte video just sucked ;(

[Philter137]

She's cute, The video is just too abstract, After a few seconds in, I hoped for something meaningful, but I never got it.

[jayman21h]

lame POS, dont watch this video, theres nothing porn or good (i mean porn/good XP) about it!

[jessie8458]

um ok.

[AbigorAbyss]

pretty face... but video SUCKSSS!!!!

[laxh]

hot girl though...

[RightHo00ok]

WTF?

[InsanoWayno1]

good shit innit

[RightHo00ok]

lool funny guy

[ferrarispiston]

what a load of shi*e