Christopher Titus - Love Is Evol - Part 4/9

[timonline]

Loving the German accent :D

[Ratson280]

yes but who left zeir keys on ze table so zey could not unlock ze door?

[xxSonnieParadisexx]

I think I was like 8 or 9 when I started watching Titus & his stand up acts. Now I'm 15.. still love him; a little more every time♥

[PackLeaderWolfie]

"well let me ask you this question, what did you do to get stabbed!? I'm not running around stabbing everybody am I? I am not a crazy stabber person am I? I did not stab those bitches in the mall your were looking at,did I?"

[Chikoshika123]

"I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant A-hole."........Describes my dad perfectly. |D

[thorifyer]

What did I do to get stabbed?

[RunningBlind182]

EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Deathseekertrickster]

My girlfriend has the same accent....guys....I'm scared.

[saberjocky]

@Deathseekertrickster -hug- lmao XD

[HolyShizNitzCaptain]

4 people are crazy stabber people

[boreded102]

4 people are grumpy right

[hllv]

Best timed ending ever.

[texascalidrummer]

that awkward moment when you realize the person who is talking about is siting right next to you, and she see's you looking at her.....

[TheMetallicafan20]

"hes a idiot but very self aware"

[TheMetallicafan20]

"oh my god your right, im so sorry i made you stab me"

"what did I do to stabbed"

the inner retard is the best in this stand up

[TheMetallicafan20]

4 dislikes really

[WhateverArtist]

I don't know why, but I can't help but get the feeling that Chris's ex might be German.

[alcotoasty]

"do the pants give you hope?"

[Sn1cK3Rs1]

Yea my girlfriend gains a German accent when she gets mad too :/

[MasterMindEnt830]

round of applause for XXXmrsXXshadowsXX, for having BOTH top comments, sayin tha samething

[TheNicolettemariee]

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animafreak635]

Why are the top comments the same? And are they the same person, too?!?

[sketchartist55]

@animafreak635 that awkward moment when the same guy post the same thing after 2 months and both get top comment

[venomrampantlion]

AAAH This cuts out right before he is about to kill himself! how will we know he didnt?!?!?!

[tigernotiam]

Same 2 top comments...

[viperrcm0214]

I hate the begining to this.

[JDavis4545]

Vat did I do to get STABBED!!!!

[daphne2blake]

hey yall... around 5:00... did he say she was sleeping with their kids?!!! Please tell me he means she was letting the kids sleep with them or something like that...

[desyyful]

She said up and went *HAAAK TUA*

Then I thought.. somethings wrong.

[sephiroth21347]

I think that shirt has sucked the joy from my life and enslaved me in a loveless marriage. ....Do the pants give you hope?

[daphne2blake]

why is the two top comments the EXACT SAME by the EXACT SAME person... wtf???

[sephiroth21347]

@daphne2blake lol

[ninjawraith17]

7:28

Y'know I'm trying to control my temper and stop wishing ill-will on another person, WWJD. I think it's an insult to my faith and it misrepresents the God I claim to believe in. Plus, I'm only hearing one side of this sad story and it's never right to judge without hearing both sides.

HOWEVER, cheats on her husband of 15 yrs with several boyfriends, refuses to work things out (better or for worse hmm?), lies and wishes he committed suicide like his mom and sister.

I hope she burns in HELL.

[Aolani21]

i love that accent of his

[TheNerdygirl525]

VAT DID YOU DO TO GET STABBED?!

[CowNamedMuffin]

Hey! Texans aren't THAT bad!! We at least hide our guns to save for later. You don't want to run out of ammo to fast.

[patriotsurfer16]

Vat did I do to get stabbed? hahahah

[xXAlliTheRebelRoseXx]

2 people left their keys on the table and got stabbed! XD

Christopher Titus- FTW!!!!!

[javi99998]

wow the top comments are the same with the same user

[bamachick190]

@javi99998 and they were a month apart from eachotherr.....i wonder if like they forgot they posted it and reposted it....

[thatusmmaguy]

It's like you can almost hear the people talking through his impressions.

[sephiroth21347]

he just skipped some levels LMFAO

[ronathan81]

Do the pants give you hope?

[ZaneTheDarkLordAbyss]

the two dislikes is his wife on 2 separate Youtube accounts.

[dangle456]

Last sunday i went to brunch with an old, dear friend of mine who i've liked since junior kindergarten... i found out she's liked me since then! I'm 18 we were 4 when we met and we are now dating! I've been going around my school saying i got my ice cream truck! She saw this and now we're both going around saying i got my ice cream truck! I'm on top of the world!

[TheDrewhulsey]

2 people don't have their ice cream truck

[DarkpaladinEXE]

@ZMONsTERification Amen to that.

[khush2508]

I deserve it, I deserve it, I deserve it!

[XXmrsXXshadowsXX]

Vat do you mean you were talking about our relationship? SIT DOWN!!!! You had no business discussing our business. Zat vas our business. Vat business is it of his to know our business? EXPLAIN!!!!!!!

[Nicochara]

@XXmrsXXshadowsXX Said it once already, dont need to say it twice retard.

[elcraneo3d]

The sister she talks about kill herself is the character Shanon in the series, no? Since the series are based in his real life

[NomnomJawsnomnom]

Titus' genius is seen at the end of this clip. he has the audience hanging on his every word, they're empathizing with him, and you could hear a pin drop in that theater.

[captainStage21]

Love how his girl changes voices and accents.

[Kittydarko184]

@captainStage21 different girls

[Whiplash230]

You had no business to discuss our business... EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilgoodguy66]

2 people dont listen to their inner retard

[idkplayer925]

chicks with german accents are kinda scary

[evorider08]

" She's 5'2 i'm 6'2 that's when i start to think im in the lord of the rings fighting a hobit " lol XD

[TheYodasho]

"What do you mean you were talking about our relationship?...SIT DOWN!!!!"

[JanaINJax]

9:15 So sad!!! :'(

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

"im sorry i made you stab me!"

[Looneytycoon408]

Damn you know what's weird people I don't even know this dude or ever heard of him till now and when I was watching this video I was pretty high I was laughing till the ending where it kinda catch me in surprised where I didn't expected it. It seems like he really was going to cry I kinda had a little tear on my eye cause I can relate to him with my parents and ex girlfriend damn that's pretty much a messed up life he had but he is one talented comedian and has my support.

[CFeetz]

love how the vid ends on such a non-funny part. great timing

[GerardRockMyWorld]

He's a good voice actor.

[ShermanVanilla]

Only at part 4 do I realise that "Evol" is "Love" spelled backwards.

Probably not that bad had I not been looking at the title in the suggestions bar all the way through Norman Rockwell is Bleeding.

[JollyG3]

haha if hes going on about how he had a crazy German ex... i feel his pain

[MsZyvion]

dumass ex wife nearly made him kill himself

[jshrubz]

My inner retard even has his own inner retard

[jbroization]

It was like I sold nuclear secrets to North Korea at that point!! Lmfao

[jrod10kicks]

EXPLAIN!!!!



[sevelev711]

Because you stabbed me.

Oh so now you point the finger.

[SnickersWasHere555]

As I'm watching this series, I realize that my relationship is exactly what he describes in this show and my girlfriend is texting me to tell me we're breaking up. I feel like it's wrong that I'm laughing at this

[3caldwell]

@SnickersWasHere555 She broke up with you over a text? WTF dude. Skip to about 1:05 in video 9/9 and absorb its message again. Best of luck.

[sonoskay]

my break up was fine we came to gether knowing there was prob gana be a break up spent the day cuddling and kissing and had sex... then we cuddled some more and when it was time to go we cryed wknowing we couldnt stay together and that was it... possible the best break up possible...

[cobyquartz]

i dont get the home depot part

[AzraelKnight]

@cobyquartz Sometimes when a couple have that "Apocalypse fight", things get broken, thrown, burned down...depends on how volatile the two people are.

[Sparrow0345]

I remember watching my parents fight...my dad holding the chair,my mom swinging the axe.... :D

[NeedlesOfSorrow]

"Read a book turn the page while mommy and daddy psychotically rage." XD

[jbroization]

Answer me this question, " what did to get stabbed?" well I was running away from you cuz u had that knife and u were screaming "I'm going to stab you!!!!" Lmfao

[XXmrsXXshadowsXX]

"Vwat do you mean you were talking about our relationship? SIT DOWN!!!!!!! You have no business discussing our business. That was our business. Vwat business was his to know our business? EXPLAIN!!!!!!!"

[kezia13423]

answer me this "WHAT DID I DO TO GET STABED"? lol

[Pogorules1508]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha "And i thought, somethings wrong." hahahahaha XD

[DeidaraIsHot154]

anyone notice his imitation of his violent ex started turning into a German accent?

[bassbone1785]

@DeidaraIsHot154 That was kinda the idea, the gestapo interview.

[DeidaraIsHot154]

@bassbone1785 if it were my choice I would have dumped the bitch before she actually did anything that cruel D:

Poor guy...

[crazedscotsman553]

"SIT DOWN!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[okaminodoku]

i like how you cant even see the red from dislikes

[FckingClassy1]

I AM SO SORRY I MADE YOU STAB ME! D'=

[funnylozr]

This guy had me laughing through the whole video and crying by the end. I'm getting my ice cream truck at the dealer he came from. I'm sure of that.

[DarthJake123]

this guy is a RIOT!

[PwnToob]

what did you do to get stabbed? -sways back and forth- hahahahhahaha

[MsSyrina19]

he is soo cute!!!

[mackenziesun1999]

What did i do to get stabbed? wel-l-l i was run-n-ning aw-w-way f-f-from yo-oo-u...

[purpplebaby012]

lol



[arbknight12]

It was oddly hilarious that he made his crazy ex sound like a Nazi interrogator.

[ilove666]

this is the best part

[hismisses420]

"Wow, I'm in Lord of the Rings fighting a hobbit!" lmao,

[fbvrc]

When was this show?

[Haloskulls117]

@fbvrc 2009

[Damiansappington]

Hey huney what do you think of this shirt... I think that shirt sucked the joy out of my life and enslaved me in a loveless marriage.... Do the pants give you hope?

[purpplebaby012]

@Damiansappington lol

[ilove666]

like if you noticed that the top 2 comments are EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cute5555]

"it was not their busniess to know our busniess" Ha, I love Titus<3

[hentaisexfreak4life]

i didnt know his sister killed herself 2.y'd she do it and when?

[MidnightRoseTempest]

Best new way to break up with someone -

 "you are not my icecream truck"

[JustAGirl361]

Do the pants give you hope!! hahahahahahahaah LMFAO

[SuperBabySteff]

SEEET DOOOOOOOOOOOWN! 

[sandomingo80]

"do the pants give you hope...?" LMAO!

[Pj0tter]

"Grumpy right?" Muahahaha that's frikkin hilarious!

[aaronzack14]

i know titus.....his shows are not scripted. 

[Furrylove40]

"oh my god you're right. I'm so sorry I made you stab me"

[krybski]

Vat did you duu tuu get stabbed?

[phersbabydoll1]

One day my boyfriend asks me to marry him. I say yes. Then he starts jumping up and down saying: "I found my ice cream truck. I found my ice cream truck."

I hadn't ever seen Titus before that. I thought he had gone completely off the deep end. lol

[wheredarknessislight]

@phersbabydoll1 Congrats on that. ^_^

[443kakashi]

@phersbabydoll1 you're reaction to his reaction should be put up here lol

[Tra1n3rfromH3ll]

@phersbabydoll1

That is truly beautiful!

[GingerKidZach]

@phersbabydoll1 Lol I said that about this one chick I thought was my soul mate. She hadn't seen this either and she thought I was going nuts. Then she watched it and understood. Then she dumped me a month later lol.

[MrCopperhead1861]

EXPLAIN! XD

[redheadedshell]

you are not my ice cream truck.. lol

[MrNosnitram]

Do the Pants give you Hope?

[Graysonisdaman]

It's a German accent guys lol trust me, I know lol

[sanej44]

no joke that sounds exactly like my ex

[Demithegoddess]

My ex was a stick. I mean we were both crazy but he was like a blank slate. He did nothing, he felt nothing, and when we were in bed? He SLEPT!

[killalot7]

omg this guy is hilarious!

[Livey1991]

thumbs up to the one douche bag who hit dislike

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"Maybe joo could take a minute und ask yourself dis question: 'Vat did joo do to get stabbed?'"

[maso420420420]

i know who i am im em just a vary thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles raped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant ahole

[gettokilla]

the crazy family in the neighborhood... i can relate. i was w/ tht psycho way too long. and getting stabbed by the girlfriend... tht as well has hapened to me

[zoidberg172]

AUSTRIAN, not AUSTRALIAN.

[girlchickkayla]

holy crap lmao was his ex a nazi?? "EXPLAIN!!"

[mrbigwang1991]

btw its not an australian accent its german

[aquaguy1490]

vell you must ask yourself ziz qvestion ' vat did i do to get stabbed?'

[Twardz]

whew.... one hell of a way to end this clip :(

[RevoltNapoleonRevolt]

1 person got stabbed by the nazi ex

[WareWolfLover1990]

instead of that mabey you could take a min and unz ask yourself zis question

what did i do to get stabbed? okay um i was running away from you cuz you had that knife and you were screaming

im goin to stab youuuu

XD

[RoseThorn]

"He's an idiot, but amazingly self-aware!" hahaha

[JohnnyTwizt]

btw the accent was G-E-R-M-A-N.....

[HighSpeedPFC]

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole, I got it

Inner retard - he's an IDIOT but amazingly self aware HAHAHA

[Blasted2Oblivion]

What did you do to get stabbed? I'm not running around stabbing everybody am I?

[yukicrossluvs]

wow he reminds me of my dad he got stabed to O.o

[DIAMONDPHOTOONE]

"Do the pants give you hope?" LOVE IT!!!

[spyderv2]

thumbs up if after watching this u have found your self listening to your inner retard and going shit he was right

[spyderv2]

thumbs up if after watching this u have found your self listening to your inner retard and going shit he was right

[youtubrgirl12345]

7:29 Grumpy, right?

[valkyriemaiden22]

"I need two bathroom doors... Is this all the spackle you have?" On the floor laughing.

[slimshadybud]

i think the one dislikes from his exwife

[fuckinlayne]

Wow. The few minutes in the end are actually pretty sad. I feel sorry for him :(

That´s called BETRAYAL. Poor guy :(

[ilove666]

i love how he says north korea but he has a German accent lolz

[missyzanyahb]

und ask shoorsev dis qvestion..vaht did shoo do to geet stabed

[xSceneKidRavenx]

So tell me wat did shoo do to get ount stabed?

why is she german?

[juxtapositioning]

@xSceneKidRavenx he was talking about how her jealousy was a concentration camp. Concentration camp = german and austrian.

[MrNRK1]

the dislike was probably his ex-wife

[SDAddario88]

I am so sorry I made you stab me!!

[Salao212]

What a miserable bitch....poor guy.

[angel6693]

why is she german?



[animeluver168]

@angel6693 she's supposed to be Korean I think

[JCChasezlover645]

I gotta say, Chris Titus, not a bad looking guy. He's tall, he's blonde-ish, funny... he's a very pretty man. No, but he is good looking. Not many male comedians are good looking except for one other comedian. Kevin Hart. Chris Titus and Kevin hart are two funny and handsome comedians.

[LHP201]

7:22 Wow, I wonder what demons posessed Chris to marry such a cunt in the first place.

[waterlily85]

@LHP201 Look up "Normal Rockwell is Bleeding" on here. It will explain it all.

[juxtapositioning]

@waterlily85 mhmmm. i LVOE that special.

[DetroitRipCity32]

How does he tie such serious things into comedy Titus is truly a genius!

[IluvKirito]

P.S. His ex was a damn bitch. How dare she say something like that to him, "I wish you'd kill yourself like your mom and your sister did," what a fucking awful person she must have been.

[IluvKirito]

"Oh, it's alvays about you, isn't it, 'I got STAAAABBED I got STAAAABBED I got STAAAABED.........Vell, let me ask you zis qvestion, VAT DID YOU DO TO GET STABBED, HMMM?! I'm not running around STABBING EVERYBODY, AM I?!?!?!"

[hermies98]

@IluvKirito did not stab those bitches in the mall you were looking at

[gondor641]

crazy physco german

[PsychoKai1]

I had to get stitches where he made me laugh to hard.