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  • Did I see Transformers? O.o

  • yo mama so fat and stupid that she fought the planet mars was a chocolate bar and ate the whole thing as a snack

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  • My brother keeps walking around the house saying "OOOOOHHHHHHHH YO MAMMA-FIED!!" hahaha :P

  • Yo momma so stupid that when she saw a schoolbus pass by she ran after it shouting "stop that twinkie!

    Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale she saw her zip code

    Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry

    Yo momma so stupid that she covered the TV in toilet paper and said, "honey, we have pay-per-view!"

    Yo momma so dumb she ran outside with a spoon when she was told it was chilly out

    Yo momma so fat she got hit with a parked car.

  • HOLY CRAPPP! I HAVEN'T HEARED JOKES LIKE THIS SINCE TEAMARTTAILS! If any of you like Eggman jokes (that is if there are anymore than what I saw in thhe past) let me know and I'll give ye 1... Eggman sooooooooooooooooooo, fat when he rolled down the hill the Indiana Jones Team played... This joke I found when I was in Middle School!

  • @s0n1c619 yo mama so fat when she got on the titanic it sank. They were prepared for any thing but yo mama

  • Eggmans so stupid he mistook the number on the scale as his IQ

  • yo mama's pussy is so rough i can light a match with it.

  • fukien

  • I said "yo mamas so Jabba the Hut said 'DAMMMMMMMMMMMMN!'"

    Me said "lol"

  • yo mama is so fat that the news reporters had to give a name to each one of her farts

  • yo mama so fat and ugly she looks like eggman ....ohhhh!! lol jk

  • Robot Chicken FTW!!!

  • Yo mamas so stupid she tells yo mama jokes to her kids! Oh yeah!

  • Yo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu

  • XDD

    You know, the funniest part is that Mark Hamill, the REAL Luke Skywalker, does these voices for Robot Chicken

  • ya mum so stupid she told you these lame jokes

    

  • sonic win 0:52

  • Yo mama so fat she sells shade in the summer!

  • YO MAMA so stupid that when she went to domino's pizza she asked how much for domino's on her PIZZA !

  • Yo mama is so fat That when someone kills her in MW2 they get a NUKE!

  • What do you call a shrub that goes to war? Huh? Gess!............an ambush!!! Get it? Ambush!!! Har har har *coughs* *chokes* *dies*

  • yo mama's pussy is so blue she gave birth to avatar

  • Yo mama so fat that wen it rains in Russia they use her as an umbrella.

  • Yo mamma so stupid she thought pikachu was a marshmallow Peep

  • Your mama's So Fat, She Wiped Out The Dinosaurs.

  • Yo mamma so fat all the sumos say " Watchout it's FatZilla

  • Yo mama's so fat, she thinks a bus filled with white kids is a giant Twinkie.

  • your mama so gay her eyes aren't even straight

    ur mama so stupid she thinks youtube is u in a tube

    ur mama so fat vegeta said "SHES OVER 9000 TONS!"

  • yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up

  • yo mammas so old god was in her year book

  • Why does dr,eggman sound like stewie from family guy?

  • Yo mama so fucking dumb she shove her toilet into her mouth.

  • Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

  • @brenlingamers Yo mama so fat she puts on the icecream on her belly and make you lick it. 

  • Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born she said "Look honey it comes with cable."

  • yo mama is so fat because your mama is so fat XD

  • Yo mama SO WHITE when I saw her i asked Michael Jackson if he got a tan.

  • Yo mama is so fat she went to a resturant, looked at the menu, and said "ok"

  • yo mama is so fat when someone tryed to guess her weight he said "woah, your weight, not your phone number."

  • Yo mamas so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "no professionals allowed"

  • yo mamma is old old and fat that when she fell on an asteroid, she caused the big bang!

  • yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv to watch the couch

  • i meant look

  • yo mama so fat she makes a sumo wrestler looks thin.

  • notice how people don't say "she's not fat, etc" before they say their diss? so, they're agreeing that their mama's fat. that's just mean! anyway, Yo mama's fat. 'nuff said

  • Yo mama is Eminem's mom,need I say more?

  • z's folk watch Xtra Unormal Yo Mama/Daddy Fight Part 1 and 2, lol this is a funny video lol, i gotta make more yo mama/daddy videos

  • your mama's so dumb and fat she heard a person on tv said "burn your calories" so she burned herself

  • Yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphabetize m&m's!

  • Yo Mama so fat that she's her own galaxy!

  • @gunmoon2 that's old and dry

  • @Ushy202 Because the audio is from Robot Chicken Star Wars Special.

  • @KingdomHeartsFan91 wrong, it's because the yo mama joke fight always had something about starwars in each joke

  • yo mama so fat she sank the titanic twice

  • @starwarsfan234 yo mamma so fat she was the titanic

  • Yo mamma so Stupid, she thought you Bake bacon and Cook cookies.

  • Yo mamas so fat the crimson chin said would you like to be my partner?

  • Yo mama's so fat when she jumped on a rainbow she made skittles XD.

    Yo mama's so ugly when she was about to be attacked by a redead it yelled HELL NO and ran.

    Yo mama's so so skinny when she was at school the janitor picked her up and mopped the floor.

    Yo mama so slow she stared at a juice carton for 3 hours cause it said concentrate.

  • OH Snap!

  • yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and it turne into 4 quaters

  • Yo Mama so dumb, we went to a Sonic thinking she'd meet a blue hedgehog!

  • yo mama so stupid she cut herself with a spoon

  • Yo momma so stupid,she thought weegee was a penis

  • Yo mama's so fat I missed three commercials when she passed the television

  • yo momma so fat she need cheats for wii fit.

  • yo mama teeth so yellow when she jumped in the pool she made sunny D

  • Yo mama so fat the track team ran around her for excercise

  • I thought one does Yo Momma jokes anymore...

  • @helenthehedgehog *No one

  • yo momma is so fat chuck Norris cant push her

  • yo momma so strupid wen her pc said"you got mail" she chcked her mailbox

    yo mamma so old Jesus was in her yearbook

    yo mamma so stupid wen she was locked in a grocery store she starved to death

    yo mamma so stupid she thought snoop dog played snoopy

    yo so fat wen she sat on the toilet it "a b c d e f get your fat ass off of me"

    yo mamma is so srtupid she thought a wine glass is wine made out of glass

  • @fatmanbellyflopsyou oh the second to the last with the toliet my best friend told me that one like crazy

  • Lol Transformers!

  • a kid at my school told his teacher, "your mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up". then the teacher's momwas htere and she said "did u call me fat?" lol

  • yo momma is so fat she dont need ta devide by 0 to cause a giant hole all she needs to do is jump

  • Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways she disappeared

    Yo mama is ugly that wen she had a sex change the dr had 2 flip a coib

    Yo mama is so old that wen she went 2 an antique store they kept her

    Yo mama Is so fat that wen my bruther was making the luv 2 her and he asked her if she wanted sum of his eggroll she 8 his dik

  • Yo mama is so old that the key on benjamin fraklins kite was 2 her apartment

    Ohhhhhh

  • yo momma so dumb when she invented the subarine she put flyscreen windows up!

  • yo mommas so fat gabe newell said "dayummm"

  • your mother is so fat,she pulled the whole universe down.

  • Yo mama's so stupid she spent 3 hours at the grocery store looking at a box of orange juice that said from concentrate.

  • XD

  • Yo mama's so broke she was kicking a can across the street and I asked what she was doing and she said,"Moving."

  • Yo mama so stupid, that she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    OOOHHHHHHH!

  • yo mama so poor i saw kicking a can down the street i asked what r u doing she said moving

    

  • Yo mamma so fat, not even dora can explore her.

    Yo mamma so stuid, she said "What could posibly go wrong?" in a slasher film.

    Yo mamma so stupid... "Hey look a distraction!" if you looked away from your computer your not even a half as stupide as her.

    Your momma so stupid, she told you a yo mamma joke

  • is the eggman voice stewie griffin? if so what episode of FG is it from? also, ur mamma is SO fat hippos mean sumthing 2 her

  • @pkmnguy2010 Horrible joke, but no, this is from Robot Chicken, and it's one of the special starwars episodes.

  • wtf o.o

  • yo momma so uguly she made a blind guy say dam

  • o.o Did sonic get a quill-boner at the end? xDD

  • Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter from god.

  • I KNEW THAT WAS SETH MCFARLANE!!!

  • thats not really them its from robot chicken but on a different subject your momma is so dirty she has too sneak up on the water to take a shower your momma so fat when god need light he told her to step a side your moma is soo ugly she went to an ugly pagent they said no pros

  • thats not really them its from robot chicken but on a different subject your momma is so dirty she has too sneak up on the water to take a shower your momma so fat when god need light he told her to step a side

  • Yo mmama is so stupid,she walks in an antique store & asks: "What's new?"

    Yo moma's so fat,her chin weights more then a chineese phonebook.

    Yo moma's so ugly,her makeup is: Why bother?

    When yo moma goes to a swimming pool,they tell her: Sorry,we don't have enough water for you.

  • yo mama so stupid she put a cookie in a xbox

  • @chronomonHM yo mama such a slut she makes Britany Spears look like a virgin!

  • Yo mama so hairy that even Chewbacca doesn't want her!

  • yo mamas so ugly, she walked by a bathroom and the toilet flushed

  • @sargentsnugglewolf92 yo mamas feet stink so bad when she walked through a parking lot, all the tires popped.

  • Yo Momma so fat,when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids,she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!11!!1"

  • yo mama is so facon stupid that when she uses the computer she thincks that the mouse is a real mouse oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

  • Yo mama so round she made justin bieber look straight

  • Yo momma is so fat she stickts to the ground like seletape

  • yo mammas so fat shes got more chins than a chinese fone book!!!!!

    yo mamas so old she watches the history channel 2 c if shez on it!!!!!!!

  • Your mamma is so stupid, when she tries to throw something on the Ground, she Misses. Always.

  • Yo mamma so stupid she went to an orchestra and said "Who's winning?"

  • Nice, but I wish you used Knuckles as Darth Vader....

  • 101 mamas are so hairy, the only language they speak is wookie language

  • The lightsaber part was funny

  • yo mama so skinny that in a sewin cicrlethey she was thread and made swearter out her

  • R they talking star wars

  • yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly contest they said SORRY NO PROFFESIONAL

  • Yo Mama so stupid on her way to Wal-mart, she tripped on K-mart and fell on Target!

  • Yo Mama so stupid when she went to Walgreens she said "Hey these walls aren't green!''

  • yo momma is so fuckin stupid she uses a RULER to measure how LONG she sleeps

  • Yo Momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch

  • yo momma so fat i ran ot of gas trying to drive around her

  • Yo mama so old when she was in school, there was no history class

  • Eggman got pwned

    yo mamas so ugly she has a make-up line called "why bother"

  • O-0

  • z's folk..yo mama so stupid that she thought plastic surgery ment putting plastic in your body

  • Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she went into Currys and asked for the menu!

  • yo mamma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  • YO mama so dumb,she want into safeway and thought she was safe.

  • Yo mamma so cheap, instead of going to the dollar a store, she went to the 99 cents store to save a penny.

  • eggman got powed

  • Imagine sonic said yo mama is so fat when she pass by a tv she missed 3 movies and 2 comershals lol i will laugh so fukin hard XD

  • yo mama so old her social security number is 1

  • Yo mamma so ugly, she needs 2 bags to cover her face.

  • @krisshariff32 you got that from grim adventures of billy and mandy

  • @Scottvampwolf yeah

  • Yo mama is so stupid that she named her house butt and her son crack. When she called the police she said " I looked all up in my butt, but i couldn't find my crack."

  • LOL

  • they should have included: your momma is so fat, when you were born, she thought you was a chocolate bar!

    frined made that one up

  • Yo mama so stupid she needs a recipe to make ice cubes.

  • yo mamas so fat when she goes 2 the beach nobody else gets the sun

  • Yo mamas so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yeah let's go bury it!

  • Yea the voice kinda does

  • dr eggman sounds like stewie griffin haha

  • @manny24lal That's because it's Seth McFarlane...

  • Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  • yo momma so stupidd she triped on air

  • you mamma is fat i gave her two quarters and a snicker bar fell out!

  • Your mammas so old she owes jesus £2.50

  • Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

  • yo mama so stupid she went to wall geens to buy green walls

  • So mommas so fat, when she wore a gray T-shirt to the zoo, every one thought she was an elephant on the loose!

  • yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

  • you mama so stupid she got locked in side the co-op and died of starvasion

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she worked at the strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on

  • yo mama so old she has an autographed bible!

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she got into a yo mama fight with you

  • yo mama so short she makes prostitutes look bad

  • Yo momma's so stuped she bought a puzzle, but took it back because she thought it was broken

    XD

  • yo mamma so fat that if she gets cut she bleeds mayo and butter.

  • yo momma so poor she go's to KFC to lick other people's fingers!!!!!

  • you momma is so fat it takes a train and two buses to get her on her good side

  • Your Mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone

  • yo mama is such a whore, she said chuck norris wasnt big enough for her

  • sonic: yo momma is so fat when she jump she got stuck XD 

  • your mamas so ugly she could only be your mama

  • LOL at the first one!

  • Sonic wins and egbut looses... as usual

  • bancoc tie fighter.......i just dont get it!

  • @DarPower1 Bancoc is in Taiwan (Tai Fighter, Tie Fighter)

  • Robot chicken! xD

  • of course sonic won, why did you bother eggman XD

  • wow i remember when fox box was alive an they gave out these boxes with a vhs of the shows they were gonna play

  • yo mam so stupid she walked into an antique store and said whats new

  • yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

  • Anthonysonic99 Good video were do you find it. I like jokes

  • I would like to see someone from "Penguins of Madagascar" have a yo mama fight

  • LOL, i've got the DVD of this Robot Chicken gag o.o

  • lol

    the very last "your mamma" is funny.

    kinda true lol

  • lol sonic said bangkok