Gamer Poop: LA Noire #2

[Zacnichols123]

God, Now I want to buy this game

[mclightningrocks]

Ahhhhhhhhhh MY COCK!!!

[TheGamer95times]

I wanna be a PEANUS INVESTIGATOR when i grow up :D

[SwissGamePlay97]

What the fuck is that for a cop? XD 1:21

[joostin123]

I started laughing as soon as the video started

[reesepuff719]

"ahhhhhhhhh my cock!"

i seriously paused for like a minute laughing my ass off XD

[WyattTehRobot]

0:03 - 0:16 i lost my shit

[Moderifacation]

Cole: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle but..your mom and dad are..dead.

Girl:What are you saying?

Cole: I WAS DOING AT 111 CLUB THIS MORNING WAITING FOR THE MEDICAL EXAMINER TO SCRAPE YOUR MOTHER'S BRAINS OFF THE BAR!

LOL I FUCKING LOST IT THERE

[Soverane]

Goddammit, until I actually played LA Noire I thought that some of this stuff actually occured in-game)

[Zacnichols123]

2:44 I HAVE TO DITCH TOWN!

[PietroFuuulano]

Jack Kelso

Whoa

[hohman6]

1:19 best part

[keyofdoornarutorscat]

I thought after the dad walked in, that he would kill him.

[TheXblade123]

Mam STFU! HAHAHAHAHAH The music adds great as well ahahah

[Karahhful]

Jack Kelso: I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis.....PAENUS INVESTIGATOR

Curtis: O_O

[Karahhful]

Cole: It's big enough to do this.

Woman:Take 5 minutes to prove that.

Cole:My stick just got a whole lot harder.

5 minutes later

Woman:You're so full of shit.

[franlovesyou69]

nooOoOoOoOoOooOoo



[iJandles]

Braiiiinssssss HIGH FIVE

[XsupadumbassX]

Bitch, L(.Y.)K.

[Lonnie23345]

I missed her getting shot the first time.

[DiegoAlanTorres]

lol that cop at 1:20 is pulling back the other cop into shooting range

[TheMlack]

Bitch L( . Y . )K

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[theFOOLNIGHTWOLF]

lol did anyone else notise this after he said STFU it said rank updated

[su1T1]

1:18 did anyone notice the awesome police officer draging the other one....i'm gona be like him one day =D

[90michaelj]

No

[cumbustable1]

SAVE YOUR TITTIES FOR THE SUCKERS! 

[WORDYTHEKILLER1258]

Lol 3:14

[coolin5556]

lol the STFU kinda sounds kinda familiar....

[TheKiddeku82]

@coolin5556 Vince, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Im9002glorious]

I was down at the 111 club waiting for the medical examiner to scarpe your mothers BRAINS OFF THE BAR!!!!!!!



[TheProvokedFive]

I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis. "DUHN" Paenus investigator! =O

Best part lol.

[TheVideoMenace1]

And so the Female Body Inspectors were made.

[CrazyJoe629]

Oh nicely delivered, officer.

"I was... at the club, waiting for the medical examiner to SCRAPE YOUR MOTHER'S BRAINS OFF THE BAR!!!"

D:

[gmanthebeast1]

OOOOH YOU CRAZY SONOFABISH!

[theFOOLNIGHTWOLF]

i use these as walkthru's

[TheLackofattack]

So you were here all night? In the next room, while your wife touched MY BALLZ!

[MrVinnyme]

Jack Kelso! :)

*shoots gun 4 times

Woah!

[dinz246]

You've had a break in?

Noo...

Do you know where she went?

Noo...

What time did Antonia go out yesterday?

Noo..

Its time to act like a grown up

NOOoOoOo augh!!

xD lol

[sovietsoul1917]

I guess i was mistaken... *Friendship Music*

[djelectric]

PEEEENIS INVESTIGATOR

[Nolanaitior96]

I've never laughed so hard!!!! XD

[falloutguy2077]

lol at the cop putting the other in the open during the shoot out

[LoadedEmu97]

"Cops think we got the dope"

"And?"

"Er I need a sh!t"

=D

[fregulang0]

"I was down at the 111 club this morning waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother's BRAAAAINS OFF THE BAR!"

Wait a minute... Did Michelle's father just say "Fuck yes"?

[TenTonTinaTrickshots]

@fregulang0 He said "What Gives?"

[MattFClarke1]

Favourite bit;

"YOU WANNA TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT BRAINS?"

"Bleurghhhhhhhh"

High 5!

:D

[tectec200]

SAVE YOUR T!TS FOR THE SUCKERS kkKKKKKKKKKKKK BEST PART

[Wolf6120]

JAck KElso!

BANGABANGABANG

..Woah

[Wolf6120]

Your parents... Their DEAD

"Waht are you saying"

I had to scrape your mothers BRAIINS of the bar.I had to stop for like three minutes if sheer laughing

[Talamaar]

1:19 - We need a sacrifice to stop this nonsense! Good luck man!

[SmashLiXs]

PAENUS INVESTIGATOR sounds like an interesting job

[TheWildone94]

umm i need a shit XD

[JoeySmith101]

MY COCK!

[TenTonTinaTrickshots]

Bitch L(.Y.)k

OHHHHHHHHHH

[jlc2100]

PEANUS INVESTIGATOR....-_-.....O_O LOL

[gultask]

I love how both top comments help deaf people

[zandrooify]

So you were here all night.. you stayed in the next room while your WIFE touched MY BALLZ.

what.. the..

[earthelement949]

I haven't laughed like that in ages! Please make more La Noire ones!

[NamelessKitteh101]

^5

[TheAlaskanboy]

1:17

[Xstar1000]

Press 3 if you want someone to shut up :D

[Illousion1]

What's the Jingle at 3:07 from? :-D

[Sonicworld1]

Holy crap Chris Tucker @ 1:48

[kikarooney3]

AAAHH MY COCK

[MrAforAwesum]

He's pushes the cop back out LOL!

[stefanlevak]

i haven't tp;d u about my new job,curtis.

PAENUS

INVESTIGATOR!

[MrDJRANDOMZ]

I love the high five 0:27

[napeu098]

So what happened?

the cops think we have dope

and?!?

and i need to shit. .... .lmao

[byKelme]

press 4

[xSlipKnot1999x]

Save your t!tties for the suckers!

[xSlipKnot1999x]

Woah... if someone reports this!

[TrollfaceToke]

Get a life gamer poop creators xD

(LoL not seriously just keep doing these)

[champoftheface]

PAENUS INVESTIGATOR 3:15

3:17 :0

[ihaterain5620]

(.Y.)



[l1ambmx]

8==D

[xUrWayToScaredx]

1:34 TO 1:46



[PressPlay11]

funniest thingi've seen this year :D

[insertaghere]

AUUUGHH my COCK!!!

[chicos980]

i think i was in the blue room when i was 10

[SkillzMan1027]

"Your mom and Dad are dead"

12 seconds later

*dad walks in* Hey, what gives!

Looks like I was mistaken.

[hmt741]

1:19 LOLOLOL

[pedrovivot]

( . Y . )

[pedrovivot]

1:20 loooooooooooooooooooool!!!

[callofdutyguy247]

@pedrovivot lol i love that

[Snowwww]

1:32 Greg Grunberg(Heroes)

1:46 John Noble(Fringe)

dafuq

[awatki8]

BRAINS of the bar!!!

[itzBrye]

^5 LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OMGshady922]

mam... STFU

well your not being...

STFU

[Ho11OvvTv]

I watched this and I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed

[Archuleta55]

I was waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mothers BRANS off the bar XD

[Archuleta55]

@Archuleta55

*Brains

[patsangel18]

( . Y . ) ) . (

( Y )

[MrWenny33]

LOLZ i havent told u bout my new job curtis.... PAENUS INVESTIGATOR

[theskitzcrew]

(.Y.)

[TOXICSUPERCAT]

1:06 hahahahahhahahahahahahahah!!! XD

[1996Coaster]

( . Y . )

[funfunfun69]

1:19 Epic LOL

[jrmbvn]

AAARRGGHH my cock! xD xD xD xD

[shreder6100]

oh my god i was laughing so hard i couldn't breath

[The11michelle47]

the funny thing is the "oh sister i was so tight i couldt walk" is actually in the game.i have heard it b4

[DellboyProductions]

1:19 LOL

[9fears26]

Resident evil 2 zombie noises :D

[stnchplc]

1:20 aw shit xDDDD

[TheTroll439]

2:18 i used to think she said "you so fluffy" xD

[liidan15]

Your mom and dad are....dead :)

[benstatsneb]

1: You've had a break in?

2: Noo.....

1: Do you know where she went?

2: Noo.....

1: What time did antonia go out yesterday?

2:Noo.....

1: It's time to act like a grown up!

2: NoOoOoOoOoO..... (Chest explodes)

[TheGamers0]

@benstatsneb her chest did not explode she been shoted (dramatic sound)

in the way the old women really die in the game

[techboy1111]

@TheGamers0 Shoted?

[TheGamers0]

@techboy1111 she get a shot on the heart

[techboy1111]

@TheGamers0 Yes. She doesn't actually get shot in that scene in the game, this was just edited in. So it's the same as saying her chest exploded.

[PestBreed]

@benstatsneb

Thank you. I am deaf, you see, and could not fully enjoy this video without the subtitles you provided.

Oh, wait...

Never mind.

[Balverine115]

@benstatsneb Actually that was a bullet shot, not chest exploding..

[FanarnarBoi]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY COCK.

[Jokey227]

(.Y.)

[terrid12345]

What Gamer Poop was 3:31 in?

[optimus74prime]

So you were here all night.. you stayed in the next room while your WIFE touched MY BALLZ! what.. the..

[Arranzee]

"looks like I was mistaken" *Nothing to do here*!! XD

[Fucker81916]

Mam... STFU!!!!!!

[BlackDragon2712]

1:19 i can't stop laughing ajajajaaaa xD!!!!

[dcfefs]

2:21 - 2:50 hahahaha

[Dispersedbat]

Gamerpoop oblivion is funnier.

[SmashLiXs]

NOoOoOoOo

[nustiuma]

press 4 for dramatic moment!

[TimeToRecover]

the funny thing is my name is curtis

[Levelord92]

Looks like I was mistaken...

[FanarnarBoi]

1:10 The only way to end an argument.

[GreekWarrior21]

i was at the 111 club and i was waiting for the medical examiner

to scrape your mother's BRAAINNSSS OFF THE BAR!!!!!!! :(

[LolDude571]

"so you were here all night you stayed in the next room while your wiife touch my BALLZ"

looollll XD

[Roboman60]

You think your paenus frightens me?

[hemir9]

"Ma'm"

"S T F U"

"Well you're not..."

"S T F U"

[hemir9]

"YOU WANNA TELL ME NAYTHING ABOUT BRAAAIIINSSSS"

"uuuuuuuuh"

"^5"

[dinoguy331]

0:10 i can watch this 100 times and still laugh

[EpicMcGaming]

Can we come in your wife?

No.

I'm afraid we have.

XD lol

[koolpizzafool]

Lol ^5

[SH4D0SKU11]

I was at the 111 club wait for the medical examiner to SCRAP YOUR MOTHERS BRAINS OFF THE BAR!!!! *cries*

[LordOfDianas]

you wanna tell me anything about BRAINSSS!!

[Hawnzor]

The cope think we have the dope (rhyme)

And what else ?

I need to sh!t LOL

[xxmrbunsxx]

Penus investigators

[Kings0Cards]

Bitch look (.Y.) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[mgmike576]

It's kinda creepy how realistic the face movements are in this game lol

[mrryan12r]

1:47 For my cock.

[superdrummerboy1028]

1:43 Looks like Walter has ventured off once again.

[MrIlovemonsterhunter]

PAENUS INVESTIGATOR

[LteeBerton]

1:18

[LteeBerton]

1:18 moment is the best.

[LteeBerton]

1:18 moment is the best.

[devonjamesosborne]

You think your 8====D frightens me?

[zaxman12341]

its time to act like a grown up NOoOoOoO

[fk64911]

I luv the guy at 1:24

[thingthingarena3mast]

Oh... looks like I was mistaken. YOURE CRAZY!

[bobmarleyownz]

(. Y. )

[MaxwellTheDemon]

NO OOO OOOOO

[luckey24]

3:00

OOHhhhhhhh

lol

[DeusExMachina130]

@wunbo123 thats cause it is the same actor :P

[KaspersGamertag]

Scrape your mother's BRAAAAIIINZZZ off the floor. Could not breath!! that was way to funny.

[xXTeLeKiNeTiCXx]

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Old Lady: No....

[wishywashy7000]

1:32 Matt Parkman!!!

[maattboyy]

My stick just got a whole lot harder : )

[maattboyy]

Maam, STFU

[lolita19711]

you think your pines frightens me? XDDDDD

[maelstrom0013]

AAAAAHHHHH....my cock!

[uieec]

we demand moar of these, sir

[eliranh111]

Jack Kelso!

*Gun shots*

whoaa

*Gun shots*

AGH HOOO AGH

OHH YOU CRAZY SOB!

[JustFunnyVids]

There's spoilers in this vid.

[jigSAW1059]

The one cop drags the other cop back onto the street into open fire...

I had trouble breathing afterwards it was that funny.

[lemonjuic3s]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boomerangutan]

bitch, look...OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Stoobism]

When he says STFU he sounds like Samuel L. Jackson.

[iDOitLIKEaBAWS]

Man... STFU!!!!

[Madden10rules360]

nooooo

[SnipeTheSandwich]

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle but... your mom and dad are...um...dead"

After 2 minutes

"DADDY!"

"Looks like i was mistaken...D: " hahahahaha

[BaconGod94]

AUUUUUUUGH my cawk :L

[TheManofthefuture101]

His partner saw the opportunity and shot the old lady

[TobiasWins4]

"Ma'am im taking an interest in you"

"Honey, it feels like i've had half the L.A.P.D in me already"

[mumugamer2006]

I was at the 111 Club this morning, waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother's BRAINS OF THE BAR!!