Peep Show - Season 7 - Episode 5 - Part 1 - 2010

[86kinky86]

I hate every single person in this show.

[DBRGroup]

"If our feet touch we fuck, obviously"

[cscambler]

oh yeh, 2 for 1

[UtopiaMinor666]

watching peep show at work on youtube cause hulu is blocked...take that PIPA

[qwertzu3]

this is really boring.

[Yesiamblind]

@qwertzu3 Yeah, needs more canned fake laughter and lame one liners, right?

[qwertzu3]

@Yesiamblind it wouldn't be enough. those awful close-ups where we can listen to them think are just plain annoying and dont end fast enough.

[Maltloaf12]

@qwertzu3 Each to their own. No one's forcing you to watch it.

[Wizlyy]

@qwertzu3 Except that they're the whole point of the show. If you don't like THAT I suggest you stop watching a show with a premise that is the very thing you hate about it.

[ANJO280]

so thats the first time they exchange gifts?

[k2xplorer77]

@ANJO280 yeah right? I just noticed that too

[molegoddess]

@ANJO280 Probably just the first time they did stocking stuffers, if Jeremy always goes to his mum's.

[clearair]

.. That wasn't very chrismassy XD

[sarcasticsmileable]

What if our feet touch? -If our feet touch, we fuck, obviously.

[jtpinnyc]

"Don't think I'll be bothering with that, Happy Christmas to me..."

I spat my dinner out all over my monitor when Jez said that.

[boydegg]

Potatoes - they're not exactly cabbage.

[rococonroll]

if our feet touch, we fuck. obviously.

[cornishpixies69]

Also, didn't Mark say that he'd gotten Jeremy down to just eating one of his 5-a-day because he thought that potatoes counted as veg? Now he doesn't know they're vegetables?

[cornishpixies69]

This is my favourite episode :)

[DrScandalous]

If our feet touch.. we fuck.. obviously

[amcint01]

@DrScandalous Phew. As a man, I'm glad that age-old question was finally answered.

[DrScandalous]

@amcint01 hahahaha. I laughed so hard when Jeremy said that

[TheAcousticgrace]

if this show ends forever i will just kill myself.

the show being so realistic is amazing, i come home after a long bad day, i watch this and it just chills me out knowing that everyone in life has the shit i have, no one is really happy in this world.

[lnfreeman]

I HAVE THOSE KITCHEN TONGS!!!!! THAT MAKES ME IMPORTANT SOMEHOW!!!!

[310BPM]

@lnfreeman

so do we, actually. lol.

[ashtongrist]

I'd be soooo proud to be with a girl like dobbie... i don't get it. He has no idea how fucking lucky he is.

[whitebeam]

@ashtongrist It's just a character in a tv show, man, grow up... Unless you're thirteen, then just wait a few years.

[durgledoggy]

@ashtongrist: It's all part of the comedy. If he got the girl and was happy, where is the humour in that?

[rassilonsvids]

I am SO like Jez at Christmas. It's a big deal to me xD

[IngaFrid]

''If our feet touch we fuck obviously!''

[songfrog89]

The turkey thing had me in stitches.

[Jaremus]

The stocking opening scene fucking kills me everytime I watch it! I do love Peep Show.

[chickensw]

why is mark being a total shit?!

[songfrog89]

@chickensw I assume that the fact that life has fucked with him for six and a half seasons has changed him into a cynical arsehole.

[Sillybazzle]

@chickensw cuz christmas brings up negative feelings from the past for him

[UKBamagurl]

Mark was so mean to Jeremy over the turkey. I just want to grab him and hug him and tell him it will be ok. He was totally going to cry over that bashing.

[askl23]

"Oh yeah, two for one!" I've known Mark was uber-cheap, but this really takes the cake.

[UtopiaMinor666]

Cant go wrong with precious metals, becuase when civilisation collapses i can use it to barter my way out of sexual assualts--Dobby

could i every find an american girl with such a nerdy/witty sense of humour?

[UKBamagurl]

@UtopiaMinor666 Why American?

[UtopiaMinor666]

@UKBamagurl only becuase i happen to be stuck in america, in alabama. Unless i can leave here, and travel (which i plan on doing) then i dont know. I love a girl with than accent, especially an english accent.

[UKBamagurl]

@UtopiaMinor666 There are plenty of southern girls with awesome southern accents in Bama!

[UtopiaMinor666]

@UKBamagurl ive dont the country accent before, ive lived here for 15 years. Im just ready to see the rest of the world, know what i mean?

[alexdelarge66]

dobby is so cute



[juicybeast117]

I feel horrible to say this, but I think the Peep Show has hit a brick wall. Its characters are way out of line in this season, and its not as interesting as previous episodes...

It doesn't help that the whole story's gone to shit either, what with Mark living on a pension and Johnson's gone. This is disappointing :(

[arkhangelsk]

jeremy's composure is incredible when mark loses it. i would've ripped his throat out. "it was a christmas joke."

[NothingButCain]

@arkhangelsk Poor Jez :L

[310BPM]

@arkhangelsk

that's why he kept quiet. because he knew it would make him feel worse in the end.

i probably would've just started crying.. lol.

[alexleonee]

potatoes are starches. :)

[RoguishBlonde]

@alexleonee yeah but "starch" isn't a food group. gain is. is it a grain...?

hahaha

[RoguishBlonde]

@alexleonee wait, maybe you're right, i just looked it up.

[Jaremus]

Whoever disliked this is a faggot. And not offending homosexuals.

I don't care if it's the weakest episode of the series, I just want to punch this person in the face.

[eedobaba7726]

Thumbs this up so that quotes from the episode aren't top rated, so funny parts aren't ruined!

[Jaremus]

@eedobaba7726 Not gonna work man! Most comments on Peep Show are just quotes. Just accept it. The most quoteable show ever.

Besides if you don't want it 'ruined', don't read them before watching the video.

[drod0886]

@eedobaba7726 Just watch the episode first. I like to read a few quotes (after watching of course). It's like a reminder of the good parts since there's so many and I'll probably forget as soon as it's over.

[username0865]

aww poor Jez.

[Jaremus]

-"You know, in my family we do sort of joke'y stockings"

-"Right. I mine we sort of try quite hard.."

The stockings opening is the funniest bit of the episode LOL

[037016]

@Jaremus "It's not fair! that's just aggressive generosity, designed to make me feel bad"

[theyforcedmetosignup]

y'all don't say "merry christmas" over there?

[FunkySoundMaker]

This is fuckin' CLASS!!!

[jossrhodes1]

Jez is right about everything in this episode.

[joshwclement]

not earth but...salt?

[upbomb]

I love how Jez stays so calm whatever happens

[flimpkin4]

Liked this one more on second viewing -- though I still think Jez's Tradional Christmas zeal seemed like a contrivance on the writers' part.

[IceCreamSuit]

@flimpkin4 Disagree. I think it totally works!

[Xhalph]

Take *that* assorted television shows!

[krayzai174]

poor jez

[600koekjes]

Mark is such a douchebag! Agree with dobby.. he's a shit

[njdude420]

this yank thanks you for the upload sir

[Onamonapiafied]

witness the youtube miracle of ZERO dislikes

B)

[EllysaE]

@Onamonapiafied not anymore muhahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Onamonapiafied]

@EllysaE ;(

[EllysaE]

@Onamonapiafied happy?

[Onamonapiafied]

@EllysaE B;D

[njdude420]

@Onamonapiafied had to say it didnt you? lol

[Onamonapiafied]

@njdude420 :\

[texasteabag]

i miss you johnson :(

[Uppy999]

outside on the....bit.

[highway234]

actually i can't keep myself in kitchen tongs, i'd accept that as a very thoughtful gift.

[blenderpanzi]

Ok, these repeated commercials really make me hate this movie I wouldn't watched anyway.

[petitestephi]

Geez Mark was a total dick to poor Jez... kinda turned me on though

[Virus278]

@petitestephi lol um ok

[Thedreamycatcher]

hahhahahaha it was a joke....a christmas joke!!! :P

[Thnks4AllTheFish]

Obligatory "I'm a Canadian that loves British comedy! 8D" comment.

[satyratron]

all day in bed with a girl, a dvd box set, and a bottle? are there any women who are really that fucking cool?

[sumoni]

@satyratron I'd love to do that, but my b/f doesn't like watching things for that long. He'd rather play online games. :(

[Leichenmangel2]

@satyratron yes.

[abarnybox]

@satyratron are there any men out there who are really that stupid? :P

[1970WasntAllBad]

I. Love. This. Show.

[cetnikz]

Doby has aged a lifetime since her first episode.

[satyratron]

@cetnikz i think she looks nicer now, but she does look different.

[noogster87]

Has youtube been acting like a complete arse for anyone else recently? especially when going to full screen and back?

[Idnarmadur]

Woow, Mark is much more evil in this season. I've always considered him more evil than Jez but really...

Thank you very much for uploading, you bring tidings of joy to poor deprived foreigners ^^

[weavehole]

Does anyone else think that they had to change the line "they'd probably take the gold then shoot her" from something else a little darker?

[RoguishBlonde]

@weavehole I was thinking exactly that. Sad :(

[schwanzvergleich247]

this is hilarious and everything... BUT WHERE THE HELL`S THE JOHNSON?!

[Tr0llinator]

@schwanzvergleich247

he is one the last episode :)

[DusAny1RemebaLaugter]

i just started on the peep show

[mccronej]

it would be godly of you to post episode 6

[MindMaim]

CHRISTMASRAGE ><

[000xyz]

ironically, jez is now the hard worker with money for expensive gifts, and Mark is now the jobless moocher who does the buy-friends-gifts-they-don't-w­ant-to-keep-them-myself trick.

[lashlashlashlashlash]

This in one tab, newest top gear in the other. Oh internet I love you.

[CoolName68]

I love the person who uploaded this video and all the Peep Show fans all over the world .. Happy Christmas ..

[jeremyshambles]

really appreciate you sharing these videos, happy solstice fun time...from san diego

[GetDownOrLayDown31]

thankyou.

[seekoober]

It's December 27, but Merry Christmas! HUZZAH!!

[mixxy5alive]

"Sailing round the Med with Mr. Potato Head".

[sk19100]

Thank you from Canada!

[gaylonelyeskimo]

=]

Many thanks



[vibrationaluniverse]

Thanks very much from Toronto! Pure class :o)

[etatauri]

that last bit about whether a potato is a vegetable cracked me up so hard i almost flipped over my tv dinner

[habs4life9]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU NOBODY IN CANADA KNOWS WHAT THIS IS EXCEPT ME

[xardas611]

@habs4life9

im canadian and i love this show!!

british comedies have a better sense of humor than american shows

[habs4life9]

@xardas611 exactly, so then why do the stupid networks here in canada pick up crap canadian comedy? most of it isn't even funny. if comedy network picked up peep show their quality of programming would shoot up. and i should correct my previous statement, what i actually meant was that i have never met a canadian outside of youtube who knows what this show is.

[epwnzor1]

@habs4life9

Terrence and Phillip is good Canadian comedy :)

[RoguishBlonde]

@xardas611 Are you including canada in "america"? is that north america or the united states thereof that you're talking about? I honestly don't know a thing about canadian entertainment. except Evangeline Lilly and Arcade Fireee!!!

Though, I'm from the US and watch british tv almost exclusively!! Except for LOST! (with evangeline lilly ;)

[MartinHagenDJ]

@RoguishBlonde it's common for many Canadians to refer to the U.S. as "America". Arcade Fire is awesome.

[AntoniaNora]

awww...how sweet is jez?? love that he loves christmas! :-)

[theresuga]

@AntoniaNora Yeah but only because he has money this season! You can guarantee a few seasons ago he'd have been wrapping up the kitchen tongs for Mark!

[belisariusorb]

Yeah!!!!! Thanks a million for this, Happy Xmas, you've made my day

[annikee59]

Cheers & Happy Christmas! Thanks for this!

[cloudybongwater]

if out feet touch then we fuck......obviously !!!

[dinosaurtattoo]

@cloudybongwater Why is everyone applauding and giving thumbs up to "quotes" from The show. It doesnt take much wit to copy and paste wat you have just heard!

[dalekdude180]

@dinosaurtattoo cause we all fucking love them!

[cloudybongwater]

@dinosaurtattoo maybe because it was just such a funny line that they started the show off with.

[naaf89]

@dinosaurtattoo Not to mention some of the punchlines are given away as soon as the page loads!

[BG7YKTI]

At 3:40 I really wanted someone to shove a turkey up Mark's arse. One of the only times I hated him so bad.

[sundaypiglet]

This is like the best fuckin' Christmas gift. Opps, i swore... erh