Sh*t Nobody Says

[starwarslover45]

ok but kesha IS a very nice lady

[bizzareo456]

hey dude, can i borrow that hootie and the blowfish cd?

[LipssLikeSugarx]

Omg..I love you. You're fitttttt 

[Shanatize]

Haha hularious:)

[TheMusic4EvaXXX]

@itsmeabbeyc hahahahaha good one ;), subscribe to me! thanks, but yeh lol :)

[jackm2017]

i have too much money

[itsmeabbeyc]

The Kardashians are SO talented!

[Annopepsi]

Ke$a's a very lovley lady :3 funny!!!!

[plupkination]

You're a pisspot pussface mcshattenstein wackadoodie! Oh yea and a crapbag!  Lulz :P

[Tatertot18]

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he's got a yoga mat

[folkelk]

You kinda sound like Bo Burnham haha!

[AllyBiersack]

omg you're actually funny, and pretty cute:)

[hallopu]

'' Can you kick me in the nuts?''

HAHAHA LMFAO!!

[Miister00]

'LETS GET TOTALLY SOBER THIS WEEKEND!'

lmfao

[KaitlynBukalders]

THIS PERSON JUST COMMENTED ON MY CHANNEL????? THEY ARE LIKE FAMOUS

[selGdemparamtwilight]

@KaitlynBukalders WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME NAME and spell it the SAME way -Kaitlyn- AND this random famous dude commented on BOTH our channels! :O do you such at school too?

[KaitlynBukalders]

@selGdemparamtwilight I got A's and B's last semester... now I'm getting B's and C's if thats what you mean! Thats so weird though

[selGdemparamtwilight]

@KaitlynBukalders extremely quixotic. (it means weird)

[adfgfds]

Lol!

[JusJosh90]

"Beat the shit out of my face!" "I READ the terms and conditions!" "I wouldn't mess with that guy. He's got a yoga mat." "lol Funniest shit I've seen on youtube. Great job!

[beyonceamygriffo]

REALLT FUNNY....ALEX

A FRIEND FROM BRAZIL

VILA MOON

[jcbsebrigh]

i liked, you make the best videos 

[jagpitshow757]

hey grandmah nice rack lol!!! and no he didnt say ellen is a very popular young boy lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hilarious

[imkewlwiththat]

lol

[LilCBeadlesWifey97]

Hey! Come by my house and we'll have a epicly calm weekend and get totally sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Youre amazingly funny and hot!

ROCK ON XD <33333333333333333333333333333­3333333333333333333333

[RiniTaisho]

hly shit, i have that remote :#

[PawptartPony]

You know that first one?

About the grandma? Someone says that.

I know him all too well.. and..

i wish i wasnt related to him :/

[babygirl31011]

<3 this made my night :)



[BrittanyChristene]

"Hit me up on club penguin later" Lmfao.

[EmeraldEMOCanine]

lmfao made my life

[Lilaythao]

LMFAOOOO . <3

this totally made my morning . (;

[TheCryssy06]

your face, I like that shit... <3

[NMJUIK]

u shud add me on skype reynolds1414

ur cute af

[jujubella23]

Marry me......;)

[mememe12395]

This was funny.

[WeirdMartian]

asdfghjl i have the same remote :3 this video is really funny though c:

[IconicFan206]

Okay,

1.Your so cute

2.I wanna go out wit you

3.you look like Adam Levine

[BratzDisease]

LMFAO. THIS VIDEO IS SO TRUE .

[dowhatyoulove123abc]

:3 hehe funny

[NESherv]

Then there's that other video with the same title...

[danibay14]

just so u noe i wud marry u....

[aestan48]

Uhmm.. No one is talking about the video down here... Just his "beautful eyes" and "kissable face". You people make me sick... You've never seen an attractive person before?

[Adam27X]

You remind me of Bo Burnham.

[jake116952]

@Adam27X i thought he was bo until the end of the video

[KeannaMyselfAndI]

Bahahahaha i love you!!!;)

[PokemonManiacOlly]

Awesome Video

[HeyyitsJayLa]

What song is this

[alexm7890]

He really isn't all that funny, but DAMN is he sexyyyy!!

[kidfromsunsetpark]

Anyone notice he looks like a young Bo Burnham

[TheInsanityStation]

omg alex i love you

[DestinysGirl2012]

Cute

[jinxy574]

you should really do more videos,i think ull do great and get famous :) haha :L no joke

[jinxy574]

haha my first vid of you,and your really funny :L:L

[bubbleyumgum69]

i luuuuuv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bubbleyumgum69]

I love you

[MissDeannaRose]

You're cute :)

[SaintHustla918]

Good for suburban kids. Still good production

[MrMikeh617]

"This video is not a rip off of dontbethatguyfilms video" Shit Nobody Says.

[SomehowTv]

love it!

[ThatsUnfortunatee]

I know most of these comments get ignored... but we do this exact same thing on twitter! Follow us for a good laugh @SaysNobodyShit

[DezEatsCookies2]

You, me, chapel at 7 ;p

[Handthatfeedzyou]

i wish Vanilla Ice would rap again

[TheHague67]

I like nothing about this. You're too young to be considered funny and will not find success.

[Melaniee143]

Oh my god your so funny-3

[OFFICIALKENDRO]

want a boyfriend like him :)

[stephen090909]

are you bo burnham?

[24rugrats]

"keeps dragging your feet"

Lmao-3 his eyes are purdy

[doingthesplits101]

so fucking hot! you give me boners

[JustTrolling69]

Your cute lmfao -3

[PeanutButterNinja100]

"No I will not go out with you, you're boobs are too big."

hahaha. :D

[tiffanym420]

"That Waffle House was spotless." lol.

[LumaLazuli]

This is awesome except for one thing... There are NEVER enough books.

[stupisid10tots411]

I love almond joys!

[LeProcrastinate]

EXCUSE ME SIR, I HAPPEN TO LOVE GETTING MUGGED. I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN MUGGED. HOW COULD YOU JUDGE THE LUSCIOUS ART OF MUGGING WHEN YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY TOTALLY COMPLETELY TRULY EXPERIENCED IT? IT'S WONDERFUL. THEY'RE ALL HIYAH WHAHCHA GIMME YO SHIT OR THERE WILL BE DEATH. THIS WORLD IS CRUEL. I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

I'm tired. Oh, but the rest of the video was nice. Wait what am I even talking about. wat.

[guitarsystem]

yeah justin beiber?

[UnbreakableOhYh]

Okay,

1. You are sooooo FUNNY!

2. You are really cute. &

3. I LOVE YOU !

[cheaboy26]

While your video is enjoyable, I'm baffled by your haircut and why anyone would ever want it.

[dfssdfify]

Bo's brother?

[WalrusGumBoot62]

good try...

[MirianaShortcakess]

lol kick me in the nuts. sure

[gdabs21]

Are you 12? Honest question

[LOmaddieVE]

these could all just be said in a sarcastic tone

[TaylorTittle]

This video made my day xDD!!

[Hamad88100]

cute cute cute :)

[MrLionProductions]

heck out my video "shit guys say playing video games"

[victorsskull]

good stuff

[LoveMusicNFunnyness]

haha yes.. ILoveYou. :D

[manderluvsu]

hey guess what? your shirt matches your wall :) just thought i would let you know :D keep up the awesomely random videos Alex, we love you!!

[carilloony]

i like your eyes and also your face.

[keshakaty3oh3]

haha its true! :) love ur vids!

[Daisy1497]

this is so funny!:L

i was at school and one of my friends brought up Facebook... then my other friend mentioned that she had read the terms & conditions... it went very silent :L

[MAMAMAMAKEUP1]

...i think i just peed a little LOL this was so funny

I LOVE U ALEX!! <3

[litoboy5]

lovely eyes !!!

and cute !!

[nutterlily]

'Ellen is a very talented young bog'  omfg lmao

[kylasavino]

Sexy

[alphadog13579]

@TheAlexErnstShow Real talent keep it up :)

[VolcomSk8erDude1]

-33333333333333 no homo

[VolcomSk8erDude1]

-33333333333333 no homo

[sarahlikesfun1101]

OMG MY COMMENT GOT FEATURED!!!!!! Life. Made. -3

Nice vid btw (: I know people who'd say that shit xD

[ErwinIsaVillain]

Has anyone told you that you remind them of Bo Burnham? Haha

[emarks0123]

You are amazing... And cute :)

[CREWBOY1963]

Shit nobody says, how about shit people are saying, gtreat video we're lofao!

[tndork12]

Ur do cute !!! :)

[ColorfulWorldxxo]

lets date.

[LittleJ102]

bahahaha that was great! (:

[MsKimBieber]

i love uu

[5ardino]

You are hylarious!

[123456789Dancerchick]

I L <3 V E YOU!!! :)

[Rainbowgummibears1]

I Love you<3

[FMLlol1000]

dude man halarious! u really need to upload more!

[robpattinsonforever3]

Yay I got in the comments! Haha.

You're hilarious!

[dyslexicdreamer]

Awesome video!:)

[multicooldude131]

LOL awesome

[heartwar200]

hahaha holy shit you're great.

[SunshineVlogs]

im in love with your smile

[maddyisfudgeingbeast]

I did read the terms and conditions....

[athlete1388]

Dudeee your AMAZING!!! love your vids!!

[Krissi2917]

Why am I laughing so hard?

[KNOXFB4]

"Hit me up on club penguin later" haha

[flodask8ing21]

Honestly the only person on youtube that makes me literally laugh at my screen ahaha

[hoperose2]

<3 

[Peashe228]

"hit me up on club penguin later" lmao best one XD

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I mean homo! FUCK!

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

Homo not home. lol I always want to type home when I type home.

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

Your awesome. Yes homo. Shit I mean no home.

[RFCnathBFC]

Fucking hell your hair is amazing (no homo).

[freezeman32]

this is why im subscribed

[hoperose2]

lmao "i love getting mugged" 0:35

[summergirl074]

lmfao , funny and hot. i like you .. ;)

[xryadams91x]

funny!! but you forgot to include "alex ernst is ugly" :DD

[Connais32]

Holy shit I love this! You're the funnies kid Im subscribed to!

[SammersMusic]

I love you.