The Infamous Exploding Whale

[MrVaypour]

whats with the shit video quality!

[Zephilindrum]

Say whale.

Hwhale!

It's whale.

That's what I said, hwhale.

Say wail

Wail.

Now say whale.

Hwhale.

Why do you put so much emphasis on the H?

[jtmjtm2001]

PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP!

[t3tr4w4r3]

It was a simpler time with simpler people I suppose

[BlueFalcon86]

Dynamite solves all problems ranging from beached whales in Oregon, Muslims on pilgrimage, to the World Trade Center in New York.

Here's to you, Alfred Nobel.

[athornton436]

Hilarious stuff

[mickeyb1000]

i found this easy to masturbate too

[MrLimes19]

Face palm >.<

[Willlikesludwig]

Imagine the outrage there would be if someone decided to blow-up a human carcass for a laugh..

[TheGawjusGangsta]

@Willlikesludwig Not much outrage, the news doesnt even metnion quite alot of the troops who stand on IED's

[electricring]

"The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects."

Ha Ha, actually, in Oregon, the Beaches used to be the only way to travel (before 101 went in), sot he beaches were made public roads, and is also the reason Oregon does not have as much beach front development as California. The beaches are public property.

[Yesujira]

YOU BLEW UP A WHALE, YOU BLEW UP A WHALE, YOU BLEW UP A WHALE

[SirBentley3000]

Mayor : ......in hindsight, this was a good idea on paper. But when I heard the word "explosion", I thought "What would George W Bush do?"

[keepbangingbabay1]

free willie!! free willie this..... (BOOOOOM)

[JediaAssassin]

"the-Blast-Blasted-Blubber-Bey­ond-all-Believable-Bounds" very good vocabulary, B-B-B-BOMBSHELL

[endermens]

@dEEtOx702 nooo whales blow up all the time...

[MrMonkeypants12]

rednecks passing by thought it was manna

[xXSPEEDDEMONXx1]

haha next time a whale comes on shore again BLOW IT UP AGAIN

[starbucka100]

horrible

[KeskinTRS]

I too hires seagulls to clean up my house but they didn`t show up. Pigeons are much more reliable.

[KeskinTRS]

"The seagulls who were supposed to clean things up were nowhere in sight"

Hahhahahahaha

[dEEtOx702]

Was this the first taped whale explosion?

[theaustinmalchow]

im sure P.E.T.A. shit themselves hahahaha

[zDoMiiNaToR]

WHAT KIND OF BACKWORDS HICK FUCK MY SISTER RETARD INBRED TOWN IS THIS?

[dare2kon]

hahaha , more like 'lets blow it up !'

'how about cutting it and burring it?'

'no, were gonna blow it up'

'maybe we should burn it'

'nope blowing it up will do the trick, and the birds , yea the birds will eat it , there carnivores right?'

[lockjawjak]

its WHALE not HW-ALE >_<

[deckardcanine]

Whale hail!

[UnLawfulName]

Hi, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "How do I stop some mean old mother hubbard some tearing me a new behind" because that would fall under the jurisdiction and conundrums of the TF2 system. I solve practical problems like, "How do I get dead whales off a beach?" Easy. Use dynamite. And if that don't work. Use more dynamite. Like this high end explosive, half ton, crap load of dynamite. Shipped by me. Carried by me. And you'd best hope... Not underneath you.

[Milbbk]

@UnLawfulName you don't solve shit

[UnLawfulName]

@Milbbk At least I'm not the one making the shit.

[Maracachucho]

0:59 lol look at that guy, typical engineer at work.

"Sir, the engines on the basement caught fire, what do we do?"

Flood that shit

"What material should we use to make the bridge more tough?"

Diamonds

"We need to get rid of the giant whale on the beach, any solutions?"

Put dynamite under the corpse and blow it up

[StrangeAxel]

...Were covered in chunks of dead HHHHH-WALE. It's WHALE not HWALE.

[careless2]

its raining whale!!!

[joshp9690]

AMERICA!

[mrbeaverstate]

Those were the good old days in Oregon, Now we would argue about it for so long it would just rot away. Still theater just not as interesting.

[HomeSkillet832]

@mrbeaverstate if it happened today, it would just be rained off the beach into ocean...lol

[FEAR0226]

Minecraft quality

[LukeBourton]

Oh, America

[MelisGreenleaf]

and nobody saw that coming??

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

eat your heart out animal activists

[DrFeelGood6667]

"Honey, I told you we should have brought an umbrella."

"Martha, please! I know what I'm talking about, there isn't going to be any rain! Come on now, I think I can-"

-BOOOOOOOOM!-

"Martha, if you say one word... Bam, zoom, straight to the moon!"

[Alossofallreality]

my god this is amazing :) I now have seen just about every use for dynamite there is :)

[dtindall23]

That's What being "green" is all about!

[solveablesky]

I tell ya Hwat

[fonkymaster]

Who else came here through ED?

[Nigeess]

filmed with a potato

[HomeSkillet832]

@Nigeess in the 1970's... a 1970's potato... i think its alright if it is a shitty potato

[Laugh1ngMan1]

the reporter is absolutley brilliant

[Gunner3210]

Americans...

[magmablock]

@Gunner3210 "Blowing shit up since 1945!"

[ratheadpoop]

dehoppoed

[mattsvlogzz]

i see you bought the potatocam300

[xXMurderOnFireXx]

This video was filmed with a toaster.

[GuruMarv]

@xXMurderOnFireXx This comment was written by someone with the intelligence of a toaster.

[stillshadow34]

LOL WAT

[Lulzman69]

Hwale.

[muhammedarif09081988]

How sick can media be?

[nighthawk006phoenix]

Looks like the whale had the last laugh ;

[MexicanKola]

hwale, hwale, hwale!!

[flupeattack]

@MexicanKola Would you like some cool hwhip with your piece of hwhale?

[MexicanKola]

@flupeattack  hwell definataley

[MexicanKola]

god damn do i love the creativity of the yanks....

[niknak203]

@MexicanKola Correction "Rednecks" creativity

[shannonbriggs100]

Lulz

[LeTurtleDeAwesome]

BLUBBER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINN­N!!!!

[TheChelck]

What do you mean can't burn it, don't some people use whale blubber in lamps?

[eling99]

Hancock can throw it back into the ocean

[ADEC00L]

couldnt they just push it back into the ocean

[DannyxboyXxz]

tsk tsk tsk, Rednecks...

[davidvilla2122]

poor whale

[Knightshade04]

@davidvilla2122 Why, its dead.

[maxpower789z]

This is why the rest of the United States denies knowing you, Oregon!

[MephistonVMS]

Fucking awesome!

[ultimateanime45]

when was this?

[FXRaah]

Coolwhip

[vahiktorabi]

is it just me or does he say qhwale down at 2:50

[goblue44fyi]

"what do you want to do today steve?"

"I dont know, i think we should blow up a fish."

"naw to simple."

"Whale?"

"that'll do, stevie, that'll do."

[zerohouraustralia]

hilarious

[SiikToxiiCzZ]

Audio was a bit off

[itwasryan]

From now on when a retard country singer wants to write a song about how great america is they should be forced to watch this and rethink their actions.

[indyracingnut]

How this news reporter managed to get through the entire report without cracking up is beyond me....He probably did, but had to do 20-some takes.

[darrenyoung001]

Here it comes......uuuh.....uuuh.....u­uuh....and BOOM goes the dynamite. Epic fail.

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

O__O

[poodlsniff]

2:02 to go to the good part

[BetterJS]

"The sand dunes were covered with spectators and land lubber newsmen,

.

shortly to become land blubber newsmen,

.

for the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

.

Some epic alliteration right there.

[solidiquis1]

Screw burials and cremation! I wanna get blown up when i die :D

[EinKindStirbt]

Hope he had whale insurance

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

This is how we fix shit in America, motherfuckers

[karchuna]

@FoolyCoolyMabase in russia.... we cover it in vodka.. put in on fire and bomb america with i



[ludwigvonsteampole1]

@FoolyCoolyMabase And why you never seem to "Wins Wars".

[xXBlackhawk846Xx]

omg! its raining whale!!!

[spaid95]

get the duct tape were putting the whale back together

[Tellthatruth]

All I can hear is Ren from Ren and Stimpy:

YOU EEEDIOT!!!

[oSoCold414]

Yeah BB13 sent me here

[NiZZULiVE]

Thumbs up if BB13 Live Feed brought you here~

[uxet]

"...landlubber newsmen, shortly to become landBLUBBER newsmen, for the blast blasted blubber beyond ALL believable bounds."

DAT LINE.

[nicknicksiren]

God, sometimes people are dumber than others give them credit for being so dumb... or something.

[EpicFaleNoob]

ROTFLMFAO

[cookies3714]

Gross, but really cool, and funny....L.O.L!! =D

[deadballo]

Conservation of mass. Oregon fails at physics

[GinoTheSpy]

and thats how the war was won

[GossipGirlMegX]

AHHHHHHHHH FALLING WHALE!!!

[efsq]

america FUCK YEAH

[Kazamuki147]

god damn it oregon.

[t3hplatyz0rz]

No, it's not an infamous exploding whale, it's an infamous exploding "hwale", as he put it.

[xXE4GLEyEXx]

its raining whaaleee hallelluujaaah its raining whaleee 

[BarchekGray1]

1:44 "Blast Blasted Blubber Beyond all Believable Bounds" Lol

[HempyreSb210]

This gave me an errection

[springdom]

typical americans

[Chubachus]

@springdom what the fuck would you do?

[mattynezz]

"How much dynamite?"

"Shit, I don't know, eyeball it."

[Mike07P]

this would be bad ass if they had a high speed camera

[Pangolinen]

haha american red necks

[LOOTS243]

Free food!!!

[ARxNorway]

its raining whale :o

[IxIHALO3IxI]

Just Cause 2 :D

[Davisrullzs]

nevar forget

[boyznadaze]

Dum fucks

[DrGonzoPrototype]

ohinternet is shit.

encyclopediadramatica.ch

[PumaFau]

@DrGonzoPrototype agreed

[joelrain]

Did he say....qwhale? (:<

[Gamewitzer]

Blowing shit up, its the american way.

[zaigernets]

The birth of OhInternet.

[lilkoopa23]

HWHALE

[Avarummage]

ha ha , thats that old school prohibition type logic ,he went on to sweep the rest up with machine guns and granades

[englishhacksaw]

U mad PETA?



[freedom0speech]

INSIDE JOB

[tangent123456]

nuclear whale-fare lol

[kva531]

Pretty sure in the 40 years since... Oregonians have learned how to rid the beach of a deceased beached whale...

[darkcoeficient]

This is why I studied engineering... lulz

[skydark]

I think they were stupid as fuck for doing it...but I am glad they did.

[Pynaegan]

@skydark Best comment I've read today!

[PlasticFTW]

As bad ideas go this is prol'ly the most epic one

[SkankfaceSarah]

Next time, we'll just take Bikini Bottom, and push it over there.

[kris1329]

Fail whale.

[zacatetas]

I was there, tis was a sad day for your mom

[sketchupto3drad]

this is one of youtube's greatest

[TheToekutter]

"Spectators were covered with fail blubber."

[NuckinFutsProduction]

PPHHHAIIIILLLL



[yoshmaster5]

This is one of the single most glorious things in recorded history. There is nothing else to say to this.

[rroossrriieess]

ppl are dumb just take a helo and lift it up and drop it back in the ocean way cheaper..

[SoIHeardULiekVideos]

Dynamite is the answer to everything.

[Ninjarni]

@SoIHeardULiekVideos so is ducktape. ducktape and dynomite.

[juneradar]

@SoIHeardULiekVideos NO!! Duct-Tape.

[JADDERIST]

@SoIHeardULiekVideos but i bet they duct taped the dynamite together....hmmm

[TheHammyChannel1]

whale meat for everyone

[Evanescence13MCR]

he keeps pronouncing whale as "hwale."

[dltanner99]

Adventure novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[Redrider752]

Hahahah!!! "The humor of the entire situation suddenly became a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber flew everywhere." THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BLOWING UP MOTHER NATURE'S BABY!!!!! WHORES!

[willnc227]

It wasn't a terrible idea. what would you geniuses have done?

[twistingthrottlenz]

..not only had a "whale" of a problem, but a "stinking whale" of a problem.

What a "dork"!

[Rayvittum]

cool hwhip, hwhale

[bullsonparade80]

thats the american way, when in doubt, blow it up. we're a pretty stupid country :P

[chomama77]

And today we still have these types of minds that make the decisions for the rest of us. Gotta love the idiots in charge. Nothing changes

[Smarty187Productions]

@chomama77 Would you want those idiots running your companies, designing your homes, and teaching your children?

[chomama77]

@Smarty187Productions This is precisely the point I am driving at. There are so many stupid people that they have become the majority and the ones of us that use commonsense, reason and logic to live our lives have become subjected to them regularly. The government makes laws to protect them and not to mention the whole system is there to make sure they have their place. You should see some of the arguments with these types I have on Youtube. Its hilarious

[Smarty187Productions]

@chomama77 That's what bothers me about them. The government spends so much time and money protecting idiots. As far as youtube, you should have seen this argument I had with some guy in the comments of the rainbow in sprinkler conspiracy theory video (look it up. It'll be funny unless you run screaming into the night and start hitting your head against a brick wall)

[chomama77]

@Smarty187Productions Think that is bad, there is this vid of a "reporter talking nonsensical" and I said that all the people that felt the need to defend him (do to some of the comments others were posting) needed to more or less find something else to spend their time on and it was like I had called the guy a leper. I had also said there was humor in what happened. Fuck man it is funny how many stupid people that feel self righteous there are out there. Thx for being a breath of fresh air

[TheClairvoyant502]

This might just be the stupidest idea ever. I love it.

[ihatefisheye]

~IM FUCKIN ROLLIN @ 'THE HUMOR OF THE SITUATION TURNED A SCRAMBLE FOR SURVIVAL'~

[RagingAudioslave]

Lol now we'd just get a 25 kill streak call in a tactical nuke.

[bigperv78]

Sounds like WHITE AMERICA to me.

[jeffknightrogen]

It "couldn't " be cut up and buried because no one wanted to cut it up... "couldn't". meaning to imply that it was a sheer impossibility because no one wanted to do it. It was right out of the question.

[666PunkDrummer666]

A dead whale is washed onto a beach so you blow it up? Yup, sounds like America to me.

[BuIletproofish]

They let someone that would create such a terrible idea handle explosives?

[zxcv010]

whale blobber...lol

[Ledgelocal]

2:03 Moby Dick gotta blowjob

[simpleyano]

raining meat ! lol

[45plop1]

that's well spent tax-money!

[joewhatsit67]

hey guys theres a dead whale on the beach what do we do?.......LETS BLOW THAT MOTHER FUCKER UP!!!!

[darkenrahl123]

"If there's any large chunks left we may have to do some other cleanup possibly set another charge." How fast do you think he changed his mind after the first charge went off?

[mjatucla]

This is such a classic video. Also, the audio by itself is priceless.

[BubblyPudding]

Who would look at a dead whale and think that blowing it up would solve the problem? Huh? Who? Really? This is madness.

It was awesome, though. Stupid, but awesome.

[tagala777]

A half ton of dynamite and the seagulls just bugger off!! Classic.

[asaadcanlulz]

Its raining whale!

[afkstudio]

Crazy white people.

[spraymalathionjerry]

Hello, Farmers Insurance? I want to report my car was severely damaged when a dead whale fell out of the sky on top of it. Does my insurance policy cover this?