THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.

[mugge121]

I'm from Ohio. It sucks, there's nothing to do here. .-.

[Fooniz]

I -3 Chicago. It's not even windy. Except for those damn tsunamis that interrupt my day.

[classicalAnime]

I live pennsylvania

[PhantomloverSNAFU]

What about New York?! We have rain, too! DAMN IT!

[xpartypanda]

idaho's the gem state.... o.o

[EmmaBee143]

I live in Wisconsin<3

[GRRR4WR]

W00T! :D SEATTLE IS THE BEST! Over cast is as sunny as it gets here :(

[TheCdestre]

Yes, here in Seattle, it rains. A lot. Like i've never seen a blue sky in over 5 years. Yep. That's why I can't go to the park.

[nibargerswife51482]

i can understand you being angry....i work retail too.....retail sux ass

[Meatmust]

you think peaches bruise easily, you should see what I'll do to your vagina

[soccerrox656]

im happy you didnt make fun of Virginia

[mArinAbellA18]

alaska .. polar bears.. LMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!!!!!!!!!

[RosElisabeth]

I love Washington!! Anf, whenever I buy blueberries from NJ, I think of you!!

[RandomXXE]

"Like my ego.." (x

[djfelifell]

don't mention NEW HAMPSHIRE or anything... ass.

[TheNightcloudHATER]

0:57 exactly

[GloballyYours]

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[ColonelCuervo]

I live in Tacoma, which is right next to Seattle. It is amazing out here :) Except when it snows. No one can drive here when it snows >_<

[tehhawtstuff]

Better rephrase that " I'm 23, and I'm a loser " Try finishing High School.

[LikeTotallyJasmine]

ur in soundlyawake's house!

[ilovefashion2010]

At 1:43 I see SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS IN THE BACKGROUND! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE CHIPS! AND IM EATING SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS RIGHT NOW TOO! ... i love you.. the hell.

[DiamondDancerForever]

YOU LIVE IN JERSEY ?!?! how have i not seen you yet !! lmfao

[SuperPurpleBieber]

<3

[SElement91]

Come to North Carolina... we need you.

[JakeLikesToTalk]

@SElement91 we really do need her in NC

[SElement91]

@JakeLikesToTalk I know right!!!!!

[MsGrowngurl]

Aw I live in Ohio.. I wish you would make fun of it more ;(

[Wengappo]

so I live in Seattle. And I think if you came here, we'd make it rain extra hard. just for you <3

[smelliex3]

new yoyk!

[0mgSid]

:D that looks like Soundlyawake's room

[fabulous009]

@0mgSid because it is lol

[jmdlovesjf]

You look EXACTLY like Heather Matarazzo

[puppyeyes92]

North Carolina is where I live. You could pick on the fact that we grow tobacco...everywhere. >.>

[avagrrl385]

I LIVE IN SEATTLE! IT'S RAINED FOR THE PAST 5 DAYS STRAIGHT!

[tannergrier]

@avagrrl385 its getting on my freaking nerves too, everytime i go out to work at this dudes farm its raining, frick seattle weather!! but i knew she was going to say seattle because we are the coolest city evar :)

[iamelvisman68]

i wish jpmetz was my wife.

[kellyxmariexisxmex]

@iFactiods ; I live in Jersey too, I have to driver 45 minutes to get to corn and cows. :) It just depends on where in Jersey you're coming from! :)

[arnoldnavarro21]

i like this jpmets i wished i worked with her.... id try and bang her :D!

[Jordy125]

At the end of the video, im so so so sure that's a sound byte from Final Destination 3.

It sounds so familiar!

[SkittleyPhallus]

the sunshine state sucks DICK

[DonnaIsBeast]

LETS GO TO SEATTLE TOGETHER <3

[Phoneeei]

I live in the sunshine state (:

[Rachael4Familyguy]

a sun shine state......i hate sunshine.. LOL <3

[iFactoids]

I live in New Jersey...there are only cow's and corn fields..

[SimZoomZoom]

why is the corn so angry?

[BigBadBandits]

Come to Vermont...

[alligtr]

You should come to MN so we could go to the Mall of America and make fun of all the stupid people (including me) that are there!

[ErikaRenee09]

Why go to the Windy City when you can just go to Wendy's?

[dtowngirl109]

I live in Ohio... You should visit me.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@dtowngirl109

yes yes I live in Ohio too

JPMETZ come to Ohio :]

[ohemmgeeASHLEY]

you should want to come to canada !

the poutine is amazing !

[Twlight369]

Yaayy! This was posted on my b-day xD.

[TechnoRaver94]

@Twlight369 she posted on my b-day to don't you feel blessed?

[erinthenotsogreat]

"the sunshine state...I hate sunshine."



[susansammi1102]

Stupid bitch!!!

[gerardarthurway56]

holy shit, you work in retail!

[Subzzero93]

Ohio has Buckeyes just saying really there isnt much now that LeBron left : (

[dontworrybxhappy]

i love you .

[jrod037]

i cant finish this video you ranting stupid bitch. what the fuck is jersey known for but slut bitches and wanna be tuff guys. go get fucked and maybe you wont have shit to complain about. if you hate everythng just kill yourself. maybe that will be fun for you

[emlylou]

I'M FROM IDAHO! I'll send you potatoes! xD

[ogre11rugby]

i miss the glasses!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerdyWisdom]

peaches are stupid...they get bruised xD

[turnitblack]

i live in north carolina.

all we have is the worlds biggest frying pan.

and tobacco.

[hopeforkate]

Trust me, outside of Jersey and the city, there's nothing to see. I went Disney World for a week and cried my eyes out. I remember flying over Orlando and seeing the sunshine and when we flew over Jersey, I saw these hazy green & grey clouds. That's how I knew I was home<3

[TehMeaningOfLife]

PEACHES ARE STUPID

[dirwund]

smiled REAL big when you said Seattle. Shit.

[lilburritoman2]

hey you're at nick's house!

[jpmetzz]

LOL

[excellentgerwa]

SEATTLE!!!!

[Lilangel0522]

For the WIN!!

[ogre11rugby]

You use to be so happy!!!!

[tezzicool]

the great barrier reef isn't that great lol.

i live in queensland, australia. so i know -.-''

[yoguey]

what a doofus

who is this?

[welcometowalfart]

SEATTLE! the rain is fantastic. 19 years here. come! let's be best friends.

[paulolivares21]

ok really, that is when your parents dont pay attention to their kids

[ckjt1236]

yeah wisconsin!!!

[hayy44]

YAY SEATTLE !!!

[AshleyRenee529]

i would say come to dc, but you've pretty much summed it up. i get sick of seeing tourists @ union station everytime i go to college lol

[YeuxVermeils26]

Haha, she's so right about Ohio.  I'm from there--it is VERY obscure :-P

[taRaWRx]

i live in wisconsin and it hurts down deep you don't want to visit me. maybe dreams don't come true.

[addiebear100]

dude you are to fucking funny i swear i would love to die to one of your videos hahahahaha oh fuck a heart attack.... good bye crul world.... hahaha jk

[MissMetallicaMisfit]

okay that's just weird...

[rubberduckyluver1]

@addiebear100 God I'm glad I don't live with you...most annoying person ever.

[dearvincentprice]

Hahahahaha god the corn picture kills me everytime.

[bummercucumber]

Ahahaha. Oh man I love Johneepixels7. Love thissssss.

[Juiceboxxxpoptart]

You didn't mention how freaking dumb Arizona is, I've lived here my entire life.

[InsaneSouthAsian]

I live in Seattle. COME VISIT ME!

XD jk, that was so friggin' creepy of me.

[Elksownkthx]

Hella. We can make videos!!

[MsSunQuake]

hahahaha I hate the SunShine state also!!

[kikilita4]

yay she didnt say anything from california yay

[mentosfairy]

...i'm from wisconsin, whore. and i go to school in seattle. we're meant for each other.

but seriously, the cheese is great.

[Elksownkthx]

This is my favorite one of your videos.

[DysonSlice]

this video is ridiculous. love it.

[ixioxi]

HI. 00:01

[XxLunaItalianoXx]

i live in NJ too and u sound ALOT like my art teacher....

NJ sux ass, dont ya think?

[Cottoncandi83]

hey you can always come to texas...its the lone star state...yeah LONE don't you love that!?!?!? lol!

[lolalaurentina]

WHOO im from ohio.

[kpcurran11]

i need to see no more....the internet is now full and is no longer taking applicants

[DysonSlice]

"mmhmm.. alaska, polar bears" omg!!! lol

[blueice1234567]

haha i live in seattle

[jessykinz13]

I wanna live in seattle.

i hear it's rainy. i love rain,

i hate the sun. it gives me migranes -.-

[blueice1234567]

It always rains! Especially in the winter it snows too!

[deviriot]

angry corn FTW!

[onethousandsteps]

I love the angry corn.

"the sunshine state. I hate sunshine." beautiful.

[xxRainbowEyesxx]

You forgot Arkansas! The freakin' natural state! Full of trees and fields. Yeah. That's freakin' natural.

[XStreetKingSX]

whats up with that title.....

[triangle4000]

Seattle is the shiiit.

Love it.

[THEVAMPCULLEN]

I watched the thing you suggestesd..can't tell if he's serious or not.....

[CkGrayyy]

Hahaha, i live in Oklahoma... And it sucks!

[KautiousKat]

Honestly, you make me laugh! I definitly thought you said "corny infections"... haha

"Peaches are stupid; they get bru---ISED" HAHA I love it!

[tealejoyce]

hahahaha, you're hilarious.

and i love your voice.

subscribinggg

[miscanime]

I know huh! I stumbled upon her channel just becuase I was looking at other "tagged" videos :D Shes cute! ~miscanime

[giltgold]

those stupid peaches

[loverushMAC]

hahahah i'm from new jersey but i go to school in NORTH DAKOTA and it sucks! i cant wait to come back to new jersey hahah

[ijeva696]

hawai'i is gorgeous and u said it wrong.

[funshine808]

HEEYYYYYY!!! COme and visit me in my cluster of volcanos! hehe I'd love to have you come to hawaii... but then again you hate sunshine...? lol

By the way, the ending to this video scared the shit out of me =]

[every1lovescarly]

yay! i live in seattle!

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

Justine, you look like Heather Matarazzo :)

[JillStrif]

Yeah! A mix of Heather Matarazzo and Geena Davis imo.

[esmyistheanswer]

you forgot about texas!!! damn it to hell!!!

[hidysmakeupchat]

what do you think about Minnesota! Apparently we are Minnesota Nice. You must love that come to a state full of niceness.

[angelicat13]

u got ur shirt from old navy...lol

i work there

lame

[xsocal15x]

hahahahaha

[victoriahnudell]

Hey you filmed this at Nick's house! (soundlyawake) lol I live about 4 hrs away from Seattle... could give you a lift

[OhCyanide]

You're so funny.

[BretagneShrew]

I'm from the great barrier reef :)

[alyssssalyn]

I LIVE IN WISCONSIN!!!!

and you can get the best cheese at this gas station called "Patrons" near my house in my home town... Black Earth... but everyone in town knows its called patrons... but outsiders... they call is "PREMIER CO.OP" and were all like THE HELL? Oh ya...

>__>

*old sign above the door*

well... it used to be Patrons. We just never stopped callin it that.

YA RANDOM USELESSSNESSSSSS CUZ I LOVE CHEESE CURDS.

send me your addresssss!

i'll send you some curds :D

their so yummy

[FTWmayne]

I live hella close to Seattle.

Well 6hrs away.

But- you should come hang out with me. Hella.

[mcrfreek89]

GO FELLOW JERSEYERS! or....whatever they're called.....

lol ACME is the freakin shiznit for potatoes! woop! (lmao)

[amerettasour82]

hahahha you are off the HOOK!

[PotBellyFunnyTimes]

LOL

[emily92992]

JERSEY REPRESENT hhahaa

[GemmaViolet]

Seattle is fucking amazing.

[bubblewrapmonkey]

im from georgia. and there ARE no peach trees here! its all a lie!

[toliet12345]

hahaha I like how you make fun of his video and then you make me go vote for him! Bah

[FTWmayne]

Peaches get bruised like what?

I couldnt understand :(

[Steamystreeb]

"Like my ego"

[bubblewrapmonkey]

like my ego.

[daisyv316]

Hola from CAli!!!

[RoyalBones]

i live in federal way,

which is right next to seattle,

lol come visit!

we could make videos together lol

[pinkychachacha]

lol

[bobbiettiey]

im at the reef. haha its beautiful.

[DuckyKissz]

THTS MY FAV POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!

[DuckyKissz]

LMFAO!

[jenzie109]

LOL AT wisconsin cheese! haha Hello from Wisconsin!

[bsubassbaby2]

you crack me up!

[mixergirl16]

you r cool............i like you!!!!!

[jpmetz]

WELL thank ya!

[xNiC0L3i4Nx]

peaches get bruised

..like my ego

LOL! your hilarious♥

[truehazeleyes]

Girl come to Seattle. :D I have lived in Seattle, WA for 25 years and it is beautiful. :D It doesnt rain as much as people say either.

[agathavx]

勿忘我 haha~like ur vids so much~

[wamouse]

Seattle FTW.

The Great Barrier Reef is overrated, I live in Australia (Perth, the place no-one ever remembers, damn isolation!) and Australia is the devil's spawn. Frsrs.

And Seattle and Australia are the most opposite places possible... except for, like, Seattle and Africa. That's pretty opposite.

My ego gets bruised easily, too. Sad.

[HiximxRia]

i like your drawing of a cow :D super cute

[21FingerGod]

D:

WE HAVE THE BEST CHEESE

... Don't be mean to wisconsin T~T

[jpmetz]

hahahaha i was joshin! you guys totally do, I had a teacher from wisconsin once and she brought cheese back for us to try, it was really good!

[21FingerGod]

We have a wedge in the fridge... But My stepdad has to take it to Pitsburg with him T~T

*rolls eyes* What's so great about New England?

XD

Anyways, I'm going to go dig through your Videos, if you don't mind. I'll try not to make a mess.

New subscriber is new ;D

[Loveboyznamedjarred]

HEYY I live in nc!!!!

[bekachuuu]

seattle represent~

[KELSSEYx0]

ahh i live in jersey tooo :]

[jpmetz]

REPRESENT

[kittons]

POLAR BEARS.

[jpmetz]

THEYRE STUPID

[rustydarockstar]

i went to hawaii. you didn't. so there.

[PJP518]

oooooh is that wawa food in the background? yum!!

[jpmetz]

it's not :( quick chek!!

[corndogzilla]

i live in seattle lol, its NOT always raining :P

[rcc1463]

haha your halarious!!

[NightSilk]

"I hate sunshine." ROFL!!

[beccabx3]

hahah ik!

i was just gonna say that.

[tifferifficxo]

i used to live in jersey !

i'm subscribing to you :]

[nicolcacola]

to bad california is perrrrrfect

[puertoricanelegua3]

LMFAO! ok 1) the music was amazing

lmao and 2) the windy city is amazing!! i live in chicago, and ts great! come visit it.. its better "the hell" LOL

[Jrsprettyprincess83]

I love your vids, omg whenever Im having a bad day I watch your vids, always makes me laugh!

[LissaFrutilla]

Lol I love the very last part "DO IT NOW!"

[wa1kingishonest]

i have the shirt!

old navy<33

[mineraljunkie]

Hilarious!! yeah, i live in friggin' cali and i hate the friggin' sunshine too... love ya justine!!

aka Blanca Nieves

[crysmeg]

your hella funny. i watch you everyday and will continue foreverrrr.

[wileyminx84]

If I were from New Jersey, you'd remind me of home.

;-)

[yvettemadelaine]

:D!!!

[spatzy]

i love you.

[Olli85Olli]

lol, u make my day =)