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  • 1:39-1:46 "Yeah you fuck me real good" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • The language is much nicer than English, I wish I spoke Spanish instead!

  • @MushroomedAnymore What about speak both?

    I do it. Millions of people worldwide do.

  • take that jesus!!

  • I so try to imagen first contact with an extraterrestrial species that express their feelings exactly like bonobo's...

  • Monos qlos Calientes xD

    

  • So do they do this for pleasure? Or for some other reason?

  • @CrimsonTears2177 To share the food, "make the love and not war"... thats what the commentator says. to not fight for food or anything else. (sorry i dont speak english)

  • @LazaaMMA Ok how do you explain the woodpecker, it has a specialized tongue, specialized feathers, a specialized skull and a a specialized beak that just happened to mutate at the right time for the thing to survive, Because without all of those things together, it would die and would not exist, That is one example of where the "theory" collapses and there are plenty more. And there must be some sort of god because there is Intelligent design in all these organisms which cannot be an accident!!

  • @ak74u123 I think there are enough examples in history of humanity in which humans have been taken and slaughtered like pigs. Look around and beyond...

  • @ak74u123 you are an idiot

  • @ak74u123

    "Look , I know its all over TV and taught in school... "

    Wonder why

  • @Auktoriserad Unfortunately I know why, and it sears my very soul, but I guess you wont wake up till your being rounded up and taken to a FEMA camp

  • @ak74u123

    I stick to the theory of evolution because I think its the most accurate view of life.

    The world is the crime scene. we, especially scientists, are the detectives and investigators.

    we investigate our earth and visible universe and from that we can draw some conclusions. I can't see any reason to believe in something else. Why do you deny it? I'll be glad if you tell me the reason why you think bad about the theory of evolution

  • @Auktoriserad I dont think bad about it, its just incomplete and has too many examples where it CANNOT work. I am a scientist and I will not settle for a half theory, and there IS intelligent design in life, so there MUST be a designer. Doents mean i think there a guy in the clouds who made it in seven days coz that IS rediculas, and trust me I won't be duped into killing anyone for God like these stupid brown people seem to fall for so easily, Alkieada created and run by the west

  • @ak74u123 Strangely, history shows that most of the times where human were slaughtered like pigs, it was in the name of a god; because it told some people that killing the neighbor was a good idea BECAUSE he believed in another invisible man hiding in the sky... Science is incomplete and is still and will always be improving and under developpement, as opposed to religion who seems not to evolve and never correct itself, just becoming more ridiculous and obsolete day after day.

  • @LazaaMMA So you truly believe there is nothing special about humans?? The Theory of Evolution says that random mutations are sometimes beneficial and so they are passed on through survival of the fittest...I get it and yes at first I believed it but there are so many examples of unexplained things that can't have been just a random mutation such as behavior and intricate interdependence between organisms, kinda like the Chicken and the Egg thing. I bet you believe there is no God either huh?

  • osea que lo que vemos como depravación sexual o desviaciones mentales repudiadas por la sociedad... existen en la naturaleza y es algo que ha existido siempre... amazing! O_o

  • OMG pervers

  • @porkyminch01 Lol, that was my point, I was being sarcastic. :P

  • Perverts around the world are injoying this video. You tell tell the perverts apart of the comments below.

  • pan paniscus?

    deberían de llamarlos pan promiscuos...

    como les va con las edts?

  • Where can I buy one?

  • wish it was like that in human society :(

    go up to a random person in the street, bend them over, get frisky and then when your done just walk off LOL

  • I Corinthians 2:14 The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.

  • @Godpleaser77 I do not remember that so far the existence of soul, spirit, God or something like that has been determined . But if spirit exists as something like the essence of a living being, apes would have spirit like us. Sorry, this letter (Corinthians) that a man sent 20 centuries ago, has no relevance to me.

  • watching this, there is no difference between them and us, more alike in mind than we think,perhaps if we understood their methods and thinking at their level, we might not be so indoctrinated by artificial intelligence...which is the methods we use to esacpe our nature but cant since we are apes..and end up doing what we do to other life...explioting the evnironment...apes take it too far...An ape can mass murder rabbits, nobody cares...cuz rabbits are like rodents, nobody misses a rat..hmmm

  • estoy haciendo un trabajo sobre estos animales, alguien tiene mas informacion acerca de ellos, de verdad se los agradecería

  • 4:00 what a cute family! awww

  • Is this where NFL running backs come from?

  • OMG at around 4:00 ... They looked, like...

  • An orgy at 4:19!!!

  • Why the fuck is this on YouTube? Btw the title was a little misleading.

  • Translation?

  • @GroogFish learn spanish! you'll need it!

  • Jajaja, hacen el amor y no la guerra jajajajaja, changuillos lokos :P

  • jaja

  • These bonobos are very gay!!!

  • @PersonOfBook Well, actually, having sex is considered a form of a gesture, ALOT like how you or I will have sex with someone on a first date, or make-up, and break-up sex, and when you need to repay someone and you don't have any other means of payment. This is why I don't think that anyone should claim a sexual preference. That's also why I think people should only have sex with people of their own age.

  • 3:00, child sexual abuse!

  • muy interesante

  • Increible.

  • 4.30min

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Some humans act like chimpanzees.... others, bonobos.

  • rofl at pedomonkey

  • They are much less violent than chimps.

  • These monkeys made me laugh ^^

  • Political strategies, just like any office!

  • Gees is there no one there to tell those chimps not to fuck around?

  • Yeah really, shouldn't they be in church?

  • 5:25 trenecito the train jajajaja

  • hahahaah!

  • hahahahahaha 4:15

  • Atleast their not hurtng each other! No abuse, hatred, fighting over this & that, starving, being cruel to children. Bonobos love, love! They hate, hate!

  • jetzt weiß ich was ich im meim nächsten leben sein will

  • SOOOOOOO HOTTT

  • 2:52...... CHILD MOLESTER!!! LOL

  • no war do sex

  • lol those are some horny fucking monkeys. literally.

  • ich kann kein englisch

  • its scientifically proven fact that animals are gay. and I believe scientists more than pitiful homophobes on youtube. gay ftw, bonobos ftw!

  • Bonobos (pan paniscus) are closer to us genetically than the chimpanzees. We share up to 98.5% of our DNA with them. We split with them after splitting with the chimpanzees in our branch of evolution. Chimpanzees (pan troglodytes) have been known to perpetrate war and vicious murder out of anger. Bonobos are peaceful, egalitarian, and female-centered. It is interesting to see how we have managed to do both as homo sapiens.

  • I always find comments like yours very interesting. Would you please provide the scientific proof--not theory--for the statements above? I have seen the "proof" and it won't hold water. There is no evidence--only claims and misrepresentations of relics.

  • Scientific theory means that there is mounting evidence for something that is being posited. It does not simply mean that it is an idea. All current evidence (DNA, archaeological finds, etc.) support our split. I cannot provide all the evidence on YouTube comments. You should take a biological anthropology course at a local college/university. Otherwise, purchase a general physical anthropology text for your own reading.

  • ther is no archaeology finds that support that dont u know theres still a missin link and DNA we share 50 % DNA with all animals please check out LLYOD PYE he will show a new way of thinkin about it n after u see one of his presentations tell me what u think

  • @thethirdperson07 The courses and the books are the main source of the propaganda, the controllers want us to believe we are just worthless animals, they KNOW different but we are not part of thier club and we are being killed off through the food (aspartame etc) through the Air (Chemtrails), through vaccines (MMR Vaccine and Seasonal Flu shots) and our minds are poisoned by TV, wake up and maybe its not too late for you

  • @thethirdperson07 but its weird cuz we share 98% of dna with rats but we dont look nothing like them how do you explain that ???? lol xD

  • @fishandchips8956 ok. We don't share 98% or our DNA with Rats. It's somewhere in the late 80th percentile.

  • @fishandchips8956 it is not 98%

  • @thethirdperson07 Hello. Can you share me a link or give me a reference to read about that claim, please? Im very interested in this.

  • @thethirdperson07 evolution is a fruad and full of holes and is the main justification for global de-population programmes, forced sterilisation and fluoride in the water to destroy fertility.

    I you think humans are just clever apes then you are a truly brainwashed human indeed

  • Marthaboger is correct. Bonobos will have sex with anything, anytime, anywhere. They are disgusting as accused, but nothing illegal. They are just animals. So, lighten up.

  • 3:25 the baby raped the adult ¬¬

  • Nah they don't rape, they just love each other! :)

  • maybe they're itching!

  • None of these animals have been observed in male penetration. It is conjecture, a myth, that these animals are doing the same thing male humans do. Also, the females do not practice sticking things into each others vagina like human do. Even these animals have more sense than humans do.

  • make love ..like the bonobo's

  • El sexo entre las distintas especies no cumple las mismas "funciones", pero algo queda claro: la función reproductiva es sólo una de tantas, acaso la menos socorrida en muchísimos animales... y vídeos como estos nos sirven, sin embargo, para rebatir a aquellos retrógradas que van diciendo --por ignorantes-- que la homosexualidad es "antinatural".

  • @alxazazel En el video se explica claramente la diferencia entre comportamineto homosexual y ORIENTACION homosexual... Los bonobos realizan el acto del coito por diferentes razones que se explican, aquí no vemos a un reducido porcentaje que sólo tiene sexo homosexual y rechaza hacer coito con su sexo opuesto, como sucede en los humanos. Vaya, no tienen la prioridad de ver si con macho o hembra realizan el acto sino el de atender ciertas actividades sociales propias de ellos.

  • @cletozub me huele a homofobico sin fundamento

  • BONOBOS! These are the nastiest, most disgusting things in existence! Don't even get me started on Bonobos! WHOOPS! TOO LATE! I'M STARTED. OK, these things need to be rounded up and institutionalized on some sort of secret island in the pacific (preferably one with a large, active volcano), then systematically beaten down and taught RESPECT for their human overlords! If not, they pose a threat! BONOBOS MUST BE DEALT WITH BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

  • ??? you are being ironic, aren´t you?

  • lol

  • The next US-led war on terror is sure to be on BONOBOS. That is something Obama should consider as a reason for spending more $ on the Pentagon. The Mankind has suffered at the hands of BONOBOS for too long. The joint CIA-Mosad-KGB-exorcist forces should get some gay training & mask as BONOBOS & infiltrate their ranks.

  • dont worry about bonobos. If they ever become a problem we could just infect one of them with chlamydia. woka woka

  • Gooooo monkeyy goo!

  • balla con los bonobos!! jajaja

  • Nothing makes me laugh harder than 3:20

  • Y habrá gente que diga que no, que esto es bisexualidad pero para ser bisexual tienes que tener una parte homosexual o sea que la homosexualidad es natural...

  • Primero me sorprendió un mono grande haciéndolo con un mono más joven, pero es que luego el joven también repartía estopa un poco después en el video...

    Y en fin... aquí tenemos la prueba de que la homosexualidad no es antinatural...

  • hahaha.. 3:27

    verga es raro

  • el bonobo no es ke tenga un compòrtamiento homosexual, sino que se pasa el dia hacinedo sexo para evitar los enfrentamientos, y pk su cultura se basa en la hjembra y esa es la unica manera pa ser a ceptadas en una nueva comunidad de bonobos ;)

  • Perdona que te lo recuerde, pero esto que dices es lo que se trata en el documental

  • hot monkeys it's so funny wuajajajjaja,seems like humans

  • I don't know why everyone makes a big deal about homosexuality. It's obviously natural if both animals and humans exhibit it.

  • Bonobos are truly the hippies of the wild. :-)

  • Save footage of bonobos in the wild. They are about to go extinct. They've already started rewriting the story. I just read a piece, "Bonobo Promiscuity, Another Myth Debunked", about how bonobos are only promiscuious in captivity due to the stress of an unnatural environment, etc. They've pulled this same stunt with bottlenose dolphins, our closest ralative brain wise. Fortunatly we can study dolphins in the wild ourselves by swimming with them and they are indeed a free love species.

  • read a book

  • jajajaja ches bonobos calenturientos jajaja

  • jajaja, estoy seguro que el humano primitivo era igual o peor de jodido, xD!

  • LMFAO

  • Hay un disco que se llama ´´Se dice bisonte,no bufalo´´XDD

  • 3:30 I lol'd

  • Tenemos mucho que aprender de nuestros parientes los primates... jaja

  • Bonobo不像黑猩猩那麼暴力,牠們解決衝突的方法是「性」,­而且不分公母,可以說是雙性戀,牠們是母系

    社會,公猿是依附在母親之下,母親權力越大,公猿越

    有地位~

  • joder...tomemos ejemplo!!!!...en vez de guerra, hagamos el amor xDDDjajajaja

  • im really, really worried i was at college on a care course all women accept for me and one other guy. The tutor asked us i you were an animal what aniaml would you be i said benono.

    I new they were promiscous and males had sex with males and females with females but when i see the adult ape having it away with the little kid and then the kid having it away with the adult i think i my god what did i say.

  • much magnifico sexico animalas chris waddle butros butros gali

  • Podría ser una conducta con funciones inmunológicas

  • petada de culo j0jj0

  • 0:23-25 ...looks like the ram is talking..XD

  • Hahahahahahahahaha you´re right that´s hilarious!!

  • no its is spanish!!!!!!!!

  • Que manera de follar esos monos

  • joder colega e llorado de la risa

  • Esos Bonobos estan re locos!! Hacen parecer a Sodoma y Gomorra como si fuera una guarderia,jajajaja!!!

    Lo que llama la atencion es que al contrario de la nuestra,pese a tener una influencia sexual muy marcada,los grupos de los bonobos son diminados por la hembras.....

    Anuq claro,mientras los minotos piensan en sexo,las hembras los tienen dominados....pensandolo mejor tambien con los sere humanos pasa lo mismo....jeje

    Saludos amigo muy interesante tu video

  • da baby was even hittin dat shit. lol

  • lol ;D

  • oye sabras el nombre del docu????por favorr para buscarlo :D

  • no wasted time

  • LOL the baby at 3:28!

  • was gay.

  • um...what?

  • what a peaceful society, humans could take something from this.

  • dovete morì tutti

  • bonobo rules

  • hahahaha! the one lesbian bonobo was do'n the hump me dance! rotfl!!!!!

  • proof that homosexuality is not wrong :)

  • Some people are crazy man we don´t have to learn nothing from this animals BECAUSE THEY ARE ANIMALS AND WE ARE HUMANAS. to hell with homosexuality is not wrong, uchegab you are realy crazy man

  • whatever you say abdelmajid. whatever you say

    :)

    and personally, i think animals are much more civil than human beings...especially when it comes to fidelity...

  • Did you now we share 98 per cent of our DNA with Bonobos? They are some of our closest ancestors. They were on the planet before us, and we evolved from them. Get it?

  • actually we come from a common ancestor that is neither bonobo nor human, but we sure are similar

  • Yes but they are still our ancestors my friend. They were on the planet before we were, and we share the same DNA. There's no "actually" about it.

  • Admiralzzyx is correct. It is believed that Bonobos and humans came from a common ancestor around 5-8 million years ago (last time I checked, but I don't keep up with all the fossil findings). That common ancestor was neither a bonobo, or a human. We don't know what it was, but there are some fossil candidates. So no, we did not evolve from any ape living today. All the apes today have been uniquely evolving from that common ancestor for 5-8 million years.

  • @5039452 No mate humans are special , give yourself a little more credit, the fact that we are even discussing this whole issue shows we are Very Different indeed!!

  • You forget you're an animal. And me. I mean humans are animals too.

  • @Paco65 no we are not dumbass, if your an animal go live in the dirt asshole

  • humans are animals we are the "naked ape" they share 98% of our dna. Why did god allah or whoever do that. Is this stuff about humans with souls why dont these poor little blighters get to go to heaven.

    Why did god make us 100% his image some 98% some 90% etc surely god would have created us totally unique from other animals.

  • An evil god that is.

  • lol ye very evil god. poor bonnos

  • Not only that kevt31, but the flip side is quite an interesting situation also, religious concepts about creation itself is here open to falsification. What is good for the goose.. For instance, religion states that there are different origins thus we would expect to find zero similarity in DNA. I find it fascinating how religion argues from evidence which already falsifies it's argument and just expects everybody to rub along with it's next proposition. It is debating with insanity.

  • @kevt31 You can't SERIOUSLY watch this and still believe in a God. I have chosen to be a biologist and I gave up religion a long time ago.

  • @kevt31 God is your imaginary friend man. Come to terms with this fact. Bonobos and all the other monkeys are here as a scientific result of evolution of the species. It is known, it has been proved, anyone with a serious culture and education knows it. but some people still believe in old fairy tales. Get scientific information instead of reading a stupid book like the Bible or similar. Peace.

  • @uchegab "proof that homosexuality is not wrong :)" Also proof that incest and pedophilia are not wrong :)

  • @Adeon55 also proof that sex when children are present isn't wrong either

  • @TheCandyArcade @Adeon55 I am unable to find where the proofs are...

  • @TheCandyArcade How is that PROOF! you need to remember that WE are HUMAN BEINGS and NOT animals. we are SUPERIOR to animals. we have free will. we are not governed by any instinct! we have free will and a soul and an ability to set our own standards. As a HUMAN BEING of course sex when children are present is wrong. that is unless you are just an animal! animals do not have conscience or moral. we are not ruled by the laws of wild animals but governed by something GREATER. which we are!

  • @Tsion121 breaking news for you: human beings... ARE animals. Mammals, to be precise. We eat, drink, shit, pee, copulate, sleep, drool, fart, get sick and die, just like animals. So, what makes you think you are superior to animals? We certainly seem to have more control over our instincts, but how does that makes us superior (may I remind you that instincts are precisely what keeps life going on, reproducing every single day on this Earth)? You seem to imply that animals have no free will...

  • @Tsion121 ...and we do, but how do you back this up? The other animals seem to make choices, too. Also, what is a soul and how do you know we have it? Can you prove it? I thought so.

  • @Tsion121 lol, so you're admitting that  sex when children are present is not bad if these are not shaped to be morally disgusted of sexuality? Well that's certainly correct, I congratulate you!

  • @Tsion121 You are superior to an animal? You are an animal. A dumb one.

  • @Tsion121 Thank you sir, isn't it shocking to see how far the brainwashing has come where our great fellow humans have so much self hatred an low self esteem that they would call themselves animals!

  • @Adeon55 incest is not wrong - as long as you dont want to have children, ¿why should it be? / on the other hand, pedophilia is, cause it involves a child who is not prepared to freely decide wether or not to have sex

  • @emiliob78 Yes, but the bonobos are doing both in this vid, as well as homosexual intercourse, so it proves all of these activities actually are natural and fine. :)

  • YEAH BONO !!!!!!!!!

  • Simple explanation. It was when they were in college, & they were just experimenting.

  • I'M A BONOBO BOY

  • Leading primatologist, Frans De Waal puts it neatly, the Chimpanzees resolves sexual issues with power, the bonobo resolves power issues with sex.

  • all i know is that this is hot!....its sad really that people can't be more like these bonobos, just have sex, no rape cuz why would you feel the need to rape some one when you can get laid all day, the term fag or homo would all but disaper cuz it's all natural, and you have ever compared how hard it is to find a person to have sex with...geez you have to do all this other shit first..dinner,gifts,movies bla bla bla, then after all that they still might not want to...i'd rather fuck a bonobo...

  • i wish it was as easy to fuck and get fucked like those bonobos. just shove your ass in someones croch to get laid! sounds good to me!

  • yes! i would like to park take in the homosexual activitys of bonobos!

  • Hahaha. Sweet. :)