South Park-Wendy-Cunt Song (with lyrics)

[TehDragonPwner]

you know what im saying?lol!

[phunny5ocks]

The writer of this song is a freakin genius! 

[1215shani]

this my song but its to fast for me!!!

[ToolShedDaddy]

I like the part where she almost swears

[superbribri2010]

me and my friend, are planning on doing this for the talent show. and we are in ELEMENTRY.

[BronyHeretic]

@superbribri2010 Woah! We got a badass over nyah! PS: No one cares.

[moonlit5656]

what episode is this from?

[Ursagita]

@moonlit5656 it was called "Something you can do with your finger"

[123missjazmine]

This is my ringtone... It went off in church .... I dont go to church anymore.

[mrbenthedude]

i sang this in skool and got detension lolzz

[AttiGriLamor04035612]

/watch?v=8VQcUZOPmRY hahahahahahhahahahahaahhahaaha­hahahahahah

[Shine8moon78]

love this song!

[chalengergx9]

when did my girlfriend got a song???

[Moondrop121]

My favourite song! ^ ^- <3

[darkwulf23]

There's getting crap past the radar, then there's the censers throwing up their hands and saying "Bleep" it.

[nileglover]

this is kinda like the assumption song lol

[IJjung]

she sounds so mature in this one

[HelloKittyLuffsMe]

I sang this at school, no one understands me (;

[Ivyanna123]

i sing this song in school everday and i got supspened lol

[oneUNITED7SS]

Assumption Song?

[rosuto167]

i sung this in the mall on top of a table in the food court. i got applause and cash :)

[p1mento]

it think she said flying duck.

[RageFlameX]

I saw the original audio AND video on TV a few minutes ago.

[medusabug]

the first time i heard this i crapped myself at the end

[TeddybearPT]

FUNNY

and if you ever like it i dont give a flying beeep!

[KazumaRaidon]

OMG XDD LOL

[kawaiiSEED]

i actually got thi song right :D but i'm messing up on some of the words

[haleyjewel123]

I AM ABUSING THE REPLAY BUTTON RIGHT NOW xD

[griffnic93]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THIS INSTRUMENTAL?

[sarahedwards2]

This reminds me of Miss Molly Had a Steamboat. Anyone remember that from when they were in elementary school?

[reversededges25]

I can't hear this anymore without thinking of Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches by Emilie Autumn.

[andiebabyxxx]

I watched this once and I know it off

[FunnyLimbo]

the original assumption song ladies and gentlemen

[beastbo98]

lol i laugh how they bleap out fuck but yet they leave cunt in there

[vickyKH]

@beastbo98 she doesn't say cunt, she says contaminated

[BrokenClocks08]

@beastbo98 She says CONTaminated.

[MrGhast25]

heh my second name is Harris

[multitech3]

wow its luke skywalkers lightsabre,oh its the like bar :D

[XxCookieRox5509XX]

@KimandGunnelGaming  I started watching SP when I was 10 (I'm 12 now) I think it's more about matuity level not age

[KimAndGunellGaming]

@XxCookieRox5509XX Now i wish people would start spelling maturity right.

[XxCookieRox5509XX]

@KimAndGunellGaming  One letter off, and I was on my iPhone, but whatever.

[southparkfan3467]

i know the whole song

[zeekwillkillyou]

press 2 to have wendy say cock a doodle doodle

[samuelsmellmyfarts]

i sang this song in school i got suspended yyyyaaaaaa = D

[jumpingjehosafad]

@samuelsmellmyfarts I sang this song in school last year and turned around and my global teacher had a huge grin on his face.

[strudllekitte339]

@samuelsmellmyfarts reaLLY

[waltteri8v]

@strudllekitte339 Yeah :P



[waltteri8v]

@samuelsmellmyfarts I getted kept after school :O

[KrisandGM4Life]

@samuelsmellmyfarts Good job. You have more guys then I do. I somehow got the Teacher's Pet / Perfect Goodgirl label, and it irritates me.

[jenny21127]

@samuelsmellmyfarts i sing this in school all the time and the teacher never finds out lol

[tradition4life1983]

@samuelsmellmyfarts I sang the song "Dont you think this outlaw bit's don got out of hand" by Waylon Jennings, and I got suspended for making a drug reference, equally ridiculous, lmao

[themadhatter622]

@samuelsmellmyfarts nice

[pennyf9]

@samuelsmellmyfarts really? thats pretty dumb, stupid school

[awrightcheese23]

20 people got sick from cunt -aminated water.

[RebHarris2012]

@awrightcheese23 blood came out their dictate what i'm saying

[CpEmpoleon1438]

Wendy knows what it is... ISNT SHE 9??

[KimAndGunellGaming]

@CpEmpoleon1438 Children are learning at younger ages.

You realize this?

[Tails04]

I think i like the Song Bob Saget sang more.. his old folk song.. its more suddle..

[BigCatBertha]

This is like assumption song :)

[TheZoe236]

My second name is harris so that means my dad is Mr. Harris ... lol

[TheZoe236]

I know this song of by heart ill try and type it

Misses landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok mister harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big... cock a doodle doodle the rooster just wont quit and i dont want my breakfeast because it tastse like shitsus make good house pets there cuddily and sweet but monkeys arent good to have cus they like to beat there meeting in the office meeting in the hall the boss he wants to see you so u can suck his ballsauck was a righter...

[pedro1110]

My breakfast tastes like shit too

[anesnemrus]

i've finally memorised this song n i'm singin it at school ALL THE TIME

[TheTheDANIALERSEJ]

episode??

[XxKinoWolfxX]

genius :O

[StickGuy1994]

19 people tried to fuck with Wendy

[epic44321]

Stan:D minor D minor

Wendy:Hey stan

Stan:Pukes*

[wontmakeorbreakme]

Where's the song?

[VideogamestarNaomie]

@wontmakeorbreakme The song or the lyrics? Because if it's the song,then turn up your volume. And if lyrics check the description..which is UNDER the video then click "Show More",you get me?

[Ruckanucka22]

Señora Landers come sano cocina caliente y Harris es su novio y tiene un gran pene, la pasta rica la pastita muy bien pues no la desayuno tiene sabor a miel es un dentista melosas y señor y no huele tan rico como mi gran mojon el me llamaba cuando pequeña fui pues no tengo paraguas me mojo el pistol el pistolero monta su caballo y a mami no le gusta porque es un pendejo el es el chico que quiere su mama un chico que no llora no acaba de mamar es el chifrio y honra trabajar.

[PopeBarley]

Anybody noticed that when she gets to the word 'shizu' her voice loses the 'belting it out broadway-style' tone and goes back to normal Wendy?

[JuliaPB931]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE EPISODE?

[toon10001two]

@JuliaPB931 something you can do with your finger

[247iwky]

This songs gotten stuck in my head and i sing it randomly in the street and people just stare and i JUST CANT STOP XD

[SuperBlockz6040]

@penguin12123434 Ikr?

[penguin12123434]

Reminds me of The Assumption Song

[penguin12123434]

LOL

[bored2deathish]

..what episode was this.....



[arnfridur95]

@bored2deathish fingerbang I think

[girly10az]

@bored2deathish "It Only Takes a Finger", with the boy band.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

This seems to be a send up of the musical style (one of the songs by) Oscar Brand. Can anybody help me on this? Because I knew he has a similar song somewhere...

[micbab12]

witch came first this or assumption song

??

[Udany147]

@micbab12 There's been songs like this around for YEARS. It's an old joke.

[ItsNOYFB]

I love how in the still pic it says don't fuck with me. XD

[Tails1888]

is thier anywere this song isnt censored?

[madscientist90]

This is categorised under... Education? xD

[garamonde]

@madscientist90 Well it is technically an educational song. 

[AnarchyDeathHate666]

@madscientist90 I learned more from listening to this song than from going to school for all these years!

[melandgabsawsomepage]

i dont get i flying fuck

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Even though the song is awesome it was a little out of character. Wendy wouldn't sing a song like that.

[Sephiroth7734]

@YesWeCantaloupe : This is the girl who beat the shit out of Cartman and had her substitute teacher fired into the sun. I don't think anything is beyond her.

[Sumot0]

@YesWeCantaloupe

Well isn't that what makes it so efin funny :)

[Crazyninga000343]

I think I sang too fast...

[Washar1]

so you can suck is balzac haha

[DanChoiThon]

I love this song =))

[sorakairi1993]

As a kid, I thought the line "he lived with Alan Funt" was "he lived without a butt". Lol

[BajanRoots]

This was so funny when i saw it!

[RJACMusic]

Lmao. precious memories!

[feathersprinkles]

hahahahahahahahahahaha gonna memorized and sing it in front of my parents

[SouthParkRocks9]

I wanna sing this for the talent show and its a catholic school do u guys think they would let me

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@SouthParkRocks9 no. so u should do it.

[gonsenmagic]

just like the assumption song from OneyG

[rozasupreme]

@gonsenmagic except this is about 6.5billion times better

[gonsenmagic]

@rozasupreme NOO DUH LOL

[sinister137]

18 people dont have a great big cock a doodle....

[ChildOfChaos64]

I am trying to learn this :P plus I have a teacher at my school called mrs roberts :P XD

[B00jada]

@ChildOfChaos64 Me 2 At linden grove.....

[cameranmurray]

@ChildOfChaos64 Hahahahha My Maths teacher is called mrs. Roberts!!

[Peacecat411]

@ChildOfChaos64 i have a teacher named ms. roberts too XD

[RandomTalkingMonster]

@ChildOfChaos64 I already all the words XD

[09lealily]

that is awsome lol hahahaha

[Dizop]

18 people give a flying fuck

[supermarioluigiclub]

lol

[UnderCoverOfStrokes]

They didn't change her voice actress. The original lady that did most of the female voices killed herself.

[ChocolateChip347]

@UnderCoverOfStrokes omg that's so sad! :(

[ihategobots7]

Yeah, they changed Wendy's voice actor

[ihategobots7]

Erm, what's a cunt?

[ultilinium8]

@ihategobots7 that thing in between your mom's legs

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@ihategobots7 a pussy.

[ihategobots7]

@RadioActiveImpaler then i wanna stick my cock- a- doodle up a contaminated water!

[RadioActiveImpaler]

@ihategobots7 haha what about turkay?

[devilkhan8]

huh wat episode and season is it

[Funnyllamas75]

Beating meat means masturbate

[GwEnDoLyNvArY]

Hahahaha <3 It

[andiebabyxxx]

wat is so bad about beating meet?

[KyleBroflovskiCospla]

@andiebabyxxx beating *meat. it means to jack off.

[Skittles91000]

The episode is called "Something you can do with your finger!"

[MrSam603]

Never fuck with Wendy or cartman... If you do xpect death to come near you..

[shuriken770]

Which episode is this?

[Andy81m]

in the german version is the word fuck. Why not in english?

[claudiashawn1]

:)this song is funny(:

[newblogawesome4211]

:]

[spkenny1234]

@JCSxxx13 This song is for you and @Alcoholicsvirginity I hate YOU and you can suck Cartman's balls

[Alchoholicsvirginity]

I hate wendy.....

[JCSxxx13]

gay

[frodofangirl]

lol, 

[rockstorm96]

what about her huge freakin' hooters?

[thewildmitchell]

haha, *cuz shes a *cont*aminated water* oh my god south park r in da zone wid this song hahahaha im sceriously lmao

[xAnimatorInfinity]

Season 4 Episode 8: Something you can do with your finger (AKA Finger bang)

[hyorinmarushiso103]

I wrote this song down and sang it for my friends, and none of them got the wordplay :'( I love it though. Hilarious!

[TehGIGAgamer]

LOLOL fuck is the magic word! xD

[Flaedrill]

This song is quite in relation to Oney's Assumption song. They're both the same style, and end in the same word :P

[angeleyes679]

SICK !!!!!!

[TWfanpage]

Favourite South Park episode RUDE

[LooneyToonies16]

haha i have this memorized

LOVE IT

[chrismets108]

they should put condom-ents in the song thumbs up whos w me

[shuva21]

God i Adore this :DD We have some similar word play in lithuanian, but this just knocked me out :DD

[crazynelly221]

The bizzer guy was late so they had to substitute the bad words with new sentances and the last sentace they just cut the song at the very end of flying

[dandaman62]

I find it quite funny they bleeped out fuck and not cunt.

[YugiohMax5]

@dandaman62 They never said Cunt... they said CONTaminated water. :3

[emochick12501]

luv it soooo "fuck" ing much started watchin it@ 8 yrs old mom was singin along to the song

[MissBarghest]

I wish I could sing this on stage at my community centre. But I don't have the guts. XD

[18foryaoi]

how have i memorized the entire "assumption song" but i cant remember this.? D:< bull shit man...

[EbonyBallerinaKitts]

its from something you can do with your finger episode xx

[HarryUpHarry]

Good cunt, poor swearies.

[hippiekcp]

What episode and season is this from

[KZCrazyyy]

I want to memorize the lyrics xD

[loveshikashika4343]

i killed the replay butten

im 10 and love this soung

[MissBarghest]

You're allowed to watch South Park at your age? O.O I'm 15 in August and my mum hardly agreed to let me watch South Park at my age!

[JaysonMarshEmoKid]

@MissBarghest Lol I Just Started Watching It Online At 13 Years Old, My Parents Still Don't Know I've Seen Almost Every Episode 

[bioshockrocker]

XD Sing THAT at a talent show :D

[RenkerBell]

i have it memorized O.O

[HK2UKBABY]

@retardedvegeta no it's flying

[retardedvegeta]

its not flying fuck its bloody

[JW6B3]

and if u don't like i don't give a flying f*#£$

[NKENNEY18]

I like turtles