These guys are going to hell!!!! NOT!!! Surely if there is a god, he or she has a little sense of humor otherwise we wouldn't be able to laugh about dumb videos!
I think Jesus would laugh with you on video, But then would ask you where your going to spend eterinity ? theres no getting around it, even with humor, every one has to make a choice ! ,have you deceided ?
Yes, it's so awful to say jesus likes jack, trucks and guns. Such wretched things would never be approved of in the loving new testament.
" saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones." That is SO much better than trucks and guns
I noticed you don't have the word Jesus anywhere in the title or description. A conscious choice? Good idea I think. ;-) You don't want to be attracting the wrong people to this video.
Julie, you can sing woman, I'm guessing your heart is set on acting and comedy, but if you really put your heart into you could make money doing country songs, you voice is that good. I know LKG could help and the money would be good. Beyond the content of the song, your performance was awesome, I did laugh my butt off, but your singing blew me away. Julie you got talent, and I can't forget Ryan his voice is also good, but damn lady, sing more please. Thank you Julie.
I think MichaelMoore was right in his Book "Downsize this", when he said that the american people are the only one's in the whole wolrld who can't understand satire.
Option 2: You checked my profile and found out I'm german, and EVERYONE in the world knows we germans have no sense of humor.
I just realized that if Jesus were born and killed by the American government, two thousand years from now people would be wearing medical tables with a tiny Christ figure attached to it..
Which kinda does look sorta cross like, now that I think about it.
This is from the Biblical reference commentary titled, Treasury of Scripture Knowledge (TSK), and is available for examination on the Blue Letter Bible Institute's website at:
blueletterBible(dot)org
(the "K" box next to the Scriptures)
commenting on the word "Behold" of this following Scripture:
Eze 26:3
Behold: Eze_26:3-6 contain a summary prediction of what befell both the continental and insular Tyre, during a long succession of ages.
The former was totally destroyed by Nebuchadnezzar, after a siege of thirteen years, bc 573; and the latter, which arose out of its ruins, after seventy years recovered its ancient wealth and splendour, as foretold by Isaiah (Isa_23:15-17). After it was taken and burnt by Alexander, bc 332, it speedily recovered its strength and dignity, and nineteen years afterwards withstood both the fleets and armies of Antigonus.
Agreeably to the prophetic declarations (Psa_45:12; Psa_72:10. Isa_23:18. Zec_9:1-7), it was early converted to Christianity; and after being successively taken by the Saracens, Christians, Mamalukes, and Turks, in whose hands it still remains, it became "a place for the spreading of nets."
Actually, this video is funny. Why do you ascribe so much power to Satan? Like so many Christians, you seem to think that Satan has the power of God. Satan does not actually exist, but if he did, he wouldn't be all that powerful.
Nonsense. God does not exist and neither does Satan. I don't serve either one. I also don't serve leprechauns, unicorns, the tooth fairy, or any other nonexistent entity.
The video is funny because religion is so funny. There is nothing sacred about it.
Sorry - I thought it was obvious that the God that does not exist was the Christian God. You know, Yahweh. The bully of the OT who has an immense interest in foreskins, tells people that hare chew their cud (God did tell that to the writer of Deut, right?), who inspires stuff like "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD". That guy.
@AlanCFA So while you and your evangelistic interlocutor lock horns others just kind of do and think stuff that you two don't make room for in your extreme formulations.
Damn reality for being sort of more analog than digital.
Damn the word maybe to hell for even existing.
I guess no one has the right to sit on the fence about anything.
And you don't genuinely think that the majority of theists believe Satan equal to God, do you?
Not the majority of theists, but many fundamentalists put so much power into Satan that it staggers the imagination. Satan created the Theory of Evolution, Satan put fossils in the earth to trick us, etc.
I read the term sacred to mean that which is considered worthy of spiritual respect or devotion. For me, that excludes a large portion of the New Testament. YMMV.
It was a pretty cool video for exposing the distortions in American Churchianity. And I think Julie is awesome. But Americans should buy American, before the Chinese eat us like Tibet.
This better than the best I've seen on SNL. I'm old enough to have seen them all...First run. This gets it! Video, tunes, writing and acting. Bravo! LMAO!
I LOVE YOU GIRLS .... you are way too hilarious.... dont pay attention to all those negative comments... they are nothing but haters... this is so far the best video you guys made.... you all have talents keep up the good job =)
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NICE Way TO PUT IT BUDDY! I mean i don't see anyone spending so much time making a video making fun of anyone els like freaking buddha or some other clown like that. Only the true God Jesus.
Lost in translation? If anything, they're making fun of the hick Christians that believe Jesus is like this. Way to let a joke fly over your heads. Neeeeeeeeeruuuuuuuuum
@Wysperfauna That's a really good point. And this *is* a funny video. Jesus even said people would mess his ideas up. The word Christian(s) doesn't even occur too often in the NT, 3 times tops, and never from Jesus.
that Jesus is my kind of guy! "verily verily, jesus sayth: yea; the truck of choice be Ford, and as he uttered these words, the disciples believed, and all celebrated."
And yay he also sayeth "Drinketh ye this Whiskey for it be the blood of christ, but drinketh ye responsibly my brethren" and all disciples beholded for it was good ;-P
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Rev 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
If I saw someone sitting on the white throne, I'd flee as well.
Revelation is a real trip. Here are more juicy bits:
"And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind. And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle."
No, this is symbolic language speaking of a vision from God that was revealed to John, the apostle of Jesus Christ the Lord! These symbolic references are spoken in such a way to reveal spiritual truth to some, but it also keeps it hidden from others. Being that you are refering to "acid" (namely LSD), you reveal that you are not wise and are igorant of the things pertaining to the Spirit of God. These drugs you speak of are devilish and decieve the users of them. Stay away from these sins!
The Bible is a literal testimony of historic facts, prophecies, prophecies fulfilled, future events that avait fulfilling, spiritual teaching, and absolute truth. This passage in particular that was mentioned is refering to a vision given to the apostle John to be written, inspired by the Holy Spirit. This vision in particular has language which is difficult to decipher, because it is symbolic. The components seen by John represent things that were to come(examine Rev.4:1 -i.e.the same chapter).
So you take somethings as literal and others as symbolic. Convenient.
How about prophecies that aren't fulfilled? Ezekiel prophecies that Tyre will be conquered by Nebuchadnezzar, but it wasn't; it was conquered by Alexander the Great long after Neb's death. Isaiah prophecies that Tyre will only be "forgotten" for 70 years, not permanently destroyed. So Isaiah contradicts Ezekiel.
Ezekiel also says Neb would conquer Egypt, which he never did. "No foot of man shall pass through it"
Yes, you can find value in the Bible. And in the Koran. And in The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. But if you want to claim that the Bible is the word of an Omnipotent and Omniscient God, that all prophecies in the Bible have come true, then you'd need to explain contradictory prophecies like Ezekiel and Isaiah and failed prophecies like Ezekiel saying Egypt would be uninhabited for 40 years.
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for Gods wrath remains on him. (John 3:36)
Confess to God you are a sinner who deserves to justly be sent to Hell, but you believe Jesus died on a cross in your place, taking the punishment you deserved. Then, He was resurrected from the dead to conquer death, and hears your prayers and is able to forgive and save you.
Repent from sin, and put your faith in the Saviour today.
0 x any number = 0. Jesus had 0 sins, and died for the sins of the world.
If you repent (apologize and forsake your sins), and put your faith in Jesus Christ, your God and Savior, you will be saved. If not, you will face the wrath of God upon your sins. Jesus said
So, mankind deserves to die. However, Jesus Christ, the true representation of God and man, being fully God, and fully man, lived perfectly so mankind could be deemed righteous, and died to take the punishment that mankind deserved. So, mankind as a whole can now be justified before God having fulfilled their purpose as the image of God in the physical world, and also allow God's justice and wrath to be satisfied by having mankind die in Jesus Christ.
wow, you must lead a very meaningful life, being a walking annoying incessantly preaching turd that forces stupid fear-based ideals to people on YouTUBE. good job buddy, im sure that's exactly what God had in mind. something tells me he doesnt want brainless farts like you in heaven. and you have a reggae username?
So, God became a man, who we call Jesus, so that mankind could fulfill their purpose of being the physical representation of God. However, for those who have sinned, they have earned the wage of sin (a wage is something you earn), and that is death.
So, should God punish or reward you for breaking His laws? Obviously, God should ensure justice is served, and should punish all who have broken His laws. However, God wants to save you from His wrath, because God is also merciful and kind. God became a man, Jesus Christ, and died on a cross in your place, taking the punishment you deserved upon Himself.
The life of Christ was as important as His death. God created mankind to be His image in the physical world, and we failed by sinning.
So, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterous murderer at heart. Now, if God is just and good and perfectly Holy, having never commit any sins, and you stand before Him as a vile and wicked sinner, what should He do with you? If He lets you go, that would make God evil, so would any judge who lets an evil man walk away without justice being served. God must punish all that is evil in order for God to remain good.
That is an abomination, sacrilege, and overall offensive. I cant believe that one of my favorite channels would promote such repugnance Jesus would full on be a Chevy Man!
I remember my Ford... it would take the power of the Lord to hold that damn thing together. This video made me slap myself on the forehead over and over.
In 1891 a 54 years old chinese woman named chewy long immigrated from hong kong in a village called saint madele in the state of new york, she was making spiritual rituals by bringing out dead relatives from the underword A mob of religious people burnt down her house while she was in it and died.if you read this message she will appear to you at midnight and burn you to death by spitting fire at you unless you rewrite this message three times in other you tube
how dare you make fun of jesus this way! he would most certanly drive a chevy and jessica alba would certainly be sitting beside him. and he would be cranking up the radio listening to nirvana "smells like teen spirit"
This is just wrong...what would Jesus drive? A stolen car of course...check out the bible...as JC entered Jerusalem he ordered his lackeys to to get an ass from a nearby hitching post and bring it to him so he could ride in style. That sound like was car thieves do today. And we all thought stealing was a sin. WTF?
I live in South Carolina where I'm surrounded by people who take this stuff seriously. What a breath of fresh air - Thank You!
5tr41ghtGuy 2 weeks ago
It put a grin on MY godless face!
flithern 2 weeks ago
Ha it's funny because a bunch of holy people are getting upset.
guitarplayer30001 4 weeks ago
hot guys and he had a nice ass! lol
eahulaipuhawaii 1 month ago
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT... Oh and the girl is pretty cute too I guess... Did I really just post this? Answer: Yes, yes I did!
davidandkaze 2 months ago
Awesome! Watch this video, it's what Jesus would do! I know he's watching my videos
openmicsupergroup 3 months ago
Awesome! Watch this video, it's what Jesus would do!
openmicsupergroup 3 months ago
That was funny! You should do one about what bomb would mohammad choose! oh, wait.....
SheddStudios 5 months ago 2
Jesus would drink a nice aged single malt Scotch Whiskey not that cheap ethanol Jack Daniels!!
bcbizle 5 months ago
Since I found Moses as my personal savior, I am above dissing my old boss (LOL) Hysterical.
therogerseses 6 months ago
These guys are going to hell!!!! NOT!!! Surely if there is a god, he or she has a little sense of humor otherwise we wouldn't be able to laugh about dumb videos!
rgonzalezz08 8 months ago
Damn, that body could turn this Atheist back to Christ!
wildheartmuse 8 months ago
witness the power........ OF RELIGON
PotOfMould 8 months ago
I think Jesus would laugh with you on video, But then would ask you where your going to spend eterinity ? theres no getting around it, even with humor, every one has to make a choice ! ,have you deceided ?
bogardenit 9 months ago
@bogardenit "Deceided"? I DECIDED I'd rather be intelligent than a stupid, illiterate, inbred religious hick like you.
gormarx 2 months ago
djww, devil just wont win
multihappydayz 9 months ago
wow cool
YoungNubb 9 months ago
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Yes, it's so awful to say jesus likes jack, trucks and guns. Such wretched things would never be approved of in the loving new testament.
" saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones." That is SO much better than trucks and guns
meadowsmay1130 10 months ago
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meadowsmay1130 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats all i wanted to say.
RIANCAxEVA 10 months ago
Jesus! I thought it was Gepetto!
ryukXsayu27 11 months ago
Still the best!
wildheartmuse 1 year ago
poor perverts! i hope God helps them to see their wrong and helps them to repent so they can still get to Heaven and not go to Hell!
MissWagler 1 year ago
Jesus!! Jesus is freakin' gorgeous in this. I'm almost a convert...
UtterlyBemused 1 year ago 2
waste of life : / i'll pray for em.
TheRiddler8 1 year ago
observably , The Bible wasn't read. Henceforth, the famous work of EVIL !!!
josefemme77 1 year ago
This is sooooo blasphemous, and not funny.
jewlieah 1 year ago
@jewlieah OMG I KNOW! No way in hell Jesus would drink piss like Jack Daniels!
kingofqwerty 1 year ago 2
LOL, the fundamentalists are squealing right now. LOVE IT. <3 <3 <3
simulatdprophet 1 year ago
Three pretty hot actors... cute song... I really like this one.
cearbhaill 1 year ago
I think a case could be made that Jesus would drive a Chevy, considering that they already have a cruciform logo...
doktorzoom 1 year ago 2
I noticed you don't have the word Jesus anywhere in the title or description. A conscious choice? Good idea I think. ;-) You don't want to be attracting the wrong people to this video.
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
Is that really Julie singing? It was hilarious, but for the part where Jesus was drinking and driving. Not cool.
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
Where can I find this on DVD? I want to purchase it.
52Mik 1 year ago
Hot blonde.
cagwa 1 year ago
Julie, you can sing woman, I'm guessing your heart is set on acting and comedy, but if you really put your heart into you could make money doing country songs, you voice is that good. I know LKG could help and the money would be good. Beyond the content of the song, your performance was awesome, I did laugh my butt off, but your singing blew me away. Julie you got talent, and I can't forget Ryan his voice is also good, but damn lady, sing more please. Thank you Julie.
lordantzu 1 year ago
@limit699
I think MichaelMoore was right in his Book "Downsize this", when he said that the american people are the only one's in the whole wolrld who can't understand satire.
Option 2: You checked my profile and found out I'm german, and EVERYONE in the world knows we germans have no sense of humor.
DoMey88 1 year ago
ROFL
Itz6ot 1 year ago
OMG, i hate these retarded christian fundamentalists^^
I think the only thing Jesus would ride is the cute blonde singer.
Great video
DoMey88 1 year ago
@DoMey88 wtf? They are not, if you're talking about these fellows in the vid. They are just laughting about christians...
limit699 1 year ago
@DoMey88
WHoooooeeeee!! In that case; I'M SAVED!!!!!!!!! What's her address? I want to go to heaven now!! Ha Ha lol lol LMFAO!!!
52Mik 1 year ago
YAY for Yanks taking piss outta themself
darkbunglex 1 year ago
Wow, Jesus is sexy! :3
nycounterpoint 1 year ago
Jesus is HOT !
TheSomethingWeird 1 year ago
I just realized that if Jesus were born and killed by the American government, two thousand years from now people would be wearing medical tables with a tiny Christ figure attached to it..
Which kinda does look sorta cross like, now that I think about it.
alphanumeric1971 1 year ago
This is from the Biblical reference commentary titled, Treasury of Scripture Knowledge (TSK), and is available for examination on the Blue Letter Bible Institute's website at:
blueletterBible(dot)org
(the "K" box next to the Scriptures)
commenting on the word "Behold" of this following Scripture:
Eze 26:3
Behold: Eze_26:3-6 contain a summary prediction of what befell both the continental and insular Tyre, during a long succession of ages.
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
The former was totally destroyed by Nebuchadnezzar, after a siege of thirteen years, bc 573; and the latter, which arose out of its ruins, after seventy years recovered its ancient wealth and splendour, as foretold by Isaiah (Isa_23:15-17). After it was taken and burnt by Alexander, bc 332, it speedily recovered its strength and dignity, and nineteen years afterwards withstood both the fleets and armies of Antigonus.
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
Agreeably to the prophetic declarations (Psa_45:12; Psa_72:10. Isa_23:18. Zec_9:1-7), it was early converted to Christianity; and after being successively taken by the Saracens, Christians, Mamalukes, and Turks, in whose hands it still remains, it became "a place for the spreading of nets."
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
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P.S. This video is devilish too and fithy. Why do you attempt to mock the Sacred? Turn from your wickedness!
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
Actually, this video is funny. Why do you ascribe so much power to Satan? Like so many Christians, you seem to think that Satan has the power of God. Satan does not actually exist, but if he did, he wouldn't be all that powerful.
AlanCFA 1 year ago
Maybe you find it funny because you do not serve God. If you do not serve God, who do you serve? Well, there are only two sides.
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
Nonsense. God does not exist and neither does Satan. I don't serve either one. I also don't serve leprechauns, unicorns, the tooth fairy, or any other nonexistent entity.
The video is funny because religion is so funny. There is nothing sacred about it.
AlanCFA 1 year ago 2
@AlanCFA I guess agnosticism or a more mild form of religious belief are punk ass alternatives to atheism.
I guess you know and have thoroughly disproven every single possible religious belief.
And thanks for providing a definition of the God that doesn't exist.
Spinoza and Einstein for example were pantheists.
So I guess you would have to explain to pantheists that the Universe doesn't exist.
And there are atheist religions (Jainism, Theravada, Positivism...)
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
@apronlesstemplah
Sorry - I thought it was obvious that the God that does not exist was the Christian God. You know, Yahweh. The bully of the OT who has an immense interest in foreskins, tells people that hare chew their cud (God did tell that to the writer of Deut, right?), who inspires stuff like "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD". That guy.
AlanCFA 1 year ago
@AlanCFA So while you and your evangelistic interlocutor lock horns others just kind of do and think stuff that you two don't make room for in your extreme formulations.
Damn reality for being sort of more analog than digital.
Damn the word maybe to hell for even existing.
I guess no one has the right to sit on the fence about anything.
And you don't genuinely think that the majority of theists believe Satan equal to God, do you?
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
@apronlesstemplah
Not the majority of theists, but many fundamentalists put so much power into Satan that it staggers the imagination. Satan created the Theory of Evolution, Satan put fossils in the earth to trick us, etc.
AlanCFA 1 year ago 5
@AlanCFA Apparently, you like sarcasm more than logic. I love irony myself, but it's rhetorical and doesn't automatically prove or disprove anything.
Or Euclid would use parody and farce to prove things like the Pythagorean theorem.
Of course, the whole God thing is very nebulous, hardly as cut and dry as you front.
Freud felt theism to be delusional.
But he presented arguments, defined terms.
You just know.
Shortcut to freaking brilliance.
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
@AlanCFA Also, saying religion isn't sacred is like saying it isn't religious.
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
@apronlesstemplah
I read the term sacred to mean that which is considered worthy of spiritual respect or devotion. For me, that excludes a large portion of the New Testament. YMMV.
AlanCFA 1 year ago
Jesús viva el country music y el rock and rollª Adan y Eva se merecen un nuevo paraiso. Muy buen video. Graciasª
paponsalta 2 years ago
Jesús viva el countrtry music y el rock)rollª Adan y Eva se merecen un nuevo paraiso.
paponsalta 2 years ago
best irony i've ever seen
DatSkinnyWhiteGirl 2 years ago 9
jesus! jesus is hot!
JeniferSheppard 2 years ago 3
have you ever thought about doing another one??
AKphoto101333 2 years ago 2
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BOO!!
disgusting...
KingKrunkie 2 years ago
@KingKrunkie - I hope you mean it was disgusting because of the hypocrisy it exposes... not because it's down on good ol' boys!
ReligiousFiction 2 years ago
It was a pretty cool video for exposing the distortions in American Churchianity. And I think Julie is awesome. But Americans should buy American, before the Chinese eat us like Tibet.
jastaiti 2 years ago 2
Fantastic!
llippitz 2 years ago 3
cute blonde!
arckangel38 2 years ago 20
@arckangel38 Yeah! Very cute! Like HOT!
peecao 1 year ago
lol...
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
Oh My God..... really...
vTreliaris 2 years ago
I loved it! Loveu jesus THANkS SO MUCH!
BrittanyBrittanyable 2 years ago
complete retards u are!!!
tds42able 2 years ago
This better than the best I've seen on SNL. I'm old enough to have seen them all...First run. This gets it! Video, tunes, writing and acting. Bravo! LMAO!
Bill0254 2 years ago
To the writer of this song Bravo .Nice performance.
debbieswinyer 2 years ago
Blasphemy I love it good job
kevinfavron 2 years ago
Americani!!!
teleghogi 2 years ago
wow your gay
jrc4312 2 years ago
I LOVE YOU GIRLS .... you are way too hilarious.... dont pay attention to all those negative comments... they are nothing but haters... this is so far the best video you guys made.... you all have talents keep up the good job =)
HAHAHAHAHA313 2 years ago
That's pretty cool! Jesus must be spinning in his grave! As it should be! :o)
aajoeyjo 2 years ago
i thought this would be funny but holy shit i found red necks
joshbobak2 2 years ago
Wow, this was brilliant and hilarious, and I hope millions of rural fundamentalists are extremely offended!
vysehrad 2 years ago 34
no way i leave tht fools near my head
OldSnakeKonovesis 2 years ago
yea right jesus was relaxing in a car before he got crucified 1:08 -.-
altucineva 2 years ago
what a load of crap
BRONCKENSTETTER 2 years ago
hell yea !
altucineva 2 years ago
Btw EJsxus in this song is hotxD and this song rocks=)
Miiiz89 2 years ago
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Michi2209 2 years ago
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NICE Way TO PUT IT BUDDY! I mean i don't see anyone spending so much time making a video making fun of anyone els like freaking buddha or some other clown like that. Only the true God Jesus.
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3ManGroup 2 years ago
Lost in translation? If anything, they're making fun of the hick Christians that believe Jesus is like this. Way to let a joke fly over your heads. Neeeeeeeeeruuuuuuuuum
Wysperfauna 2 years ago
@Wysperfauna That's a really good point. And this *is* a funny video. Jesus even said people would mess his ideas up. The word Christian(s) doesn't even occur too often in the NT, 3 times tops, and never from Jesus.
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
hahaha Jesus wuld drnk jack daniels ahahaa i shouldnt be laughin
pukser 2 years ago 2
Where can I download the mp3?
angelwhite 2 years ago
Limewire?
bigboy45454545 2 years ago
I spoke too soon, you;'re the one with talent and Julie is just a puppet...
opalexian 2 years ago
3:30 is epic!
angelwhite 2 years ago
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angelwhite 2 years ago
Apparently he didn't appove of all the recent bailouts either.
JesuszillaCorp 2 years ago
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robertjohnson487 2 years ago
Awesome! lololol
chrispinitinyx 2 years ago
<3 =]
darknessbewithyou 2 years ago
I have the same Bible she has
dartsharkbob 2 years ago
Only Ford pick-UPS... will do.
ProfessorStiles 2 years ago 2
Oh!!! Awesome vid!!!!! Reminds me of Jon Lajoie ^_^
minagica 2 years ago
that Jesus is my kind of guy! "verily verily, jesus sayth: yea; the truck of choice be Ford, and as he uttered these words, the disciples believed, and all celebrated."
yekoune 2 years ago
And yay he also sayeth "Drinketh ye this Whiskey for it be the blood of christ, but drinketh ye responsibly my brethren" and all disciples beholded for it was good ;-P
BloodDemon293846 2 years ago
wow ,,i hope your christians , because jesus is gonna kick your asses
mocking dalawd
ANCESTERSMEMORIES 2 years ago
I"m a Bible believing, church attending, born again Christian....and I love this video.
Just one quibble: Jesus would totally use an H&K....
PhioDeTheo 2 years ago 2
If you don't get the satire here, don't worry. Just go back and complete elementary school.
ephingee 2 years ago 3
Jesus is hot! =D
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Violinanonymous 2 years ago
WWJD with 2 Hot Girls in the Shower?
Bring a friend and a bottle of wine.
DARRELL182 2 years ago 2
You're so TOTALLY wrong.
(In a running shower, he'd only need the bottle.)
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DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids
SnakeEater1980s 2 years ago
lol @ 3:31.. but i dont know weather to think this is offinsive to jesus.. or complementary.. either way 3:31 is funny...
WalkIntheSunshine 2 years ago
"weather to think this is offinsive to jesus"
can you define "blasphemy" ?
Webster's Dictionary of 1828:
1. To speak of the Supreme Being in terms of impious irreverence; to revile or speak reproachfully of God, or the Holy Spirit. 1 Ki 21. Mark 3.
2. To speak evil of; to utter abuse or calumny against; to speak reproachfully of.
BLASPHE'ME, v.i. To utter blasphemy.
He that shall blaspheme against the Holy Spirit shall not be forgiven. Mark 3.
(and whether is the correct spelling)
ReadPsalms1 2 years ago
Dawkins Dictionary of 2010:
Blasphemy: a victimless crime
AlanCFA 1 year ago
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Pro1:23Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
Pro1:24Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
Pro1:25But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Pro1:26I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
Pro1:27When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
ReadPsalms1 2 years ago
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DARRELL182 2 years ago
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Rev 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
ReadPsalms1 2 years ago
If I saw someone sitting on the white throne, I'd flee as well.
Revelation is a real trip. Here are more juicy bits:
"And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind. And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle."
So, going to heaven is like an acid trip!
AlanCFA 1 year ago
No, this is symbolic language speaking of a vision from God that was revealed to John, the apostle of Jesus Christ the Lord! These symbolic references are spoken in such a way to reveal spiritual truth to some, but it also keeps it hidden from others. Being that you are refering to "acid" (namely LSD), you reveal that you are not wise and are igorant of the things pertaining to the Spirit of God. These drugs you speak of are devilish and decieve the users of them. Stay away from these sins!
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
So we should not take the Bible literally, as it is symbolic?
AlanCFA 1 year ago
The Bible is a literal testimony of historic facts, prophecies, prophecies fulfilled, future events that avait fulfilling, spiritual teaching, and absolute truth. This passage in particular that was mentioned is refering to a vision given to the apostle John to be written, inspired by the Holy Spirit. This vision in particular has language which is difficult to decipher, because it is symbolic. The components seen by John represent things that were to come(examine Rev.4:1 -i.e.the same chapter).
ReadPsalms1 1 year ago
So you take somethings as literal and others as symbolic. Convenient.
How about prophecies that aren't fulfilled? Ezekiel prophecies that Tyre will be conquered by Nebuchadnezzar, but it wasn't; it was conquered by Alexander the Great long after Neb's death. Isaiah prophecies that Tyre will only be "forgotten" for 70 years, not permanently destroyed. So Isaiah contradicts Ezekiel.
Ezekiel also says Neb would conquer Egypt, which he never did. "No foot of man shall pass through it"
Rubbish
AlanCFA 1 year ago
@AlanCFA I guess Jefferson was a moron for finding any value in the bible at all.
All or nothing thinking is definitely the duty of everybody on any given issue.
We just have to find the extremism that will automatically solve all problems like magic.
apronlesstemplah 1 year ago
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Yes, you can find value in the Bible. And in the Koran. And in The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. But if you want to claim that the Bible is the word of an Omnipotent and Omniscient God, that all prophecies in the Bible have come true, then you'd need to explain contradictory prophecies like Ezekiel and Isaiah and failed prophecies like Ezekiel saying Egypt would be uninhabited for 40 years.
AlanCFA 1 year ago 2
This is the greatest song ever! you rock!
briancc22 2 years ago 2
This is a great video! Julie Wittner and Ryan Smith should make more of these satire videos. Good photography and good singing!
DARRELL182 2 years ago
Where can I buy this song?
sabremouse 3 years ago 2
the power of christ compels you!
the power of christ compels you!
the power of christ compels you!
lol
chill out, guys
lindseyckoelsch 3 years ago 2
Yep, lotta big 'ol diatribes in the comments section.
Yep.
BeigeNinja 3 years ago
Nice to see some Americans with a sense of humour. That's non-American for humor....
CoolEats 3 years ago
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Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for Gods wrath remains on him. (John 3:36)
Confess to God you are a sinner who deserves to justly be sent to Hell, but you believe Jesus died on a cross in your place, taking the punishment you deserved. Then, He was resurrected from the dead to conquer death, and hears your prayers and is able to forgive and save you.
Repent from sin, and put your faith in the Saviour today.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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0 x any number = 0. Jesus had 0 sins, and died for the sins of the world.
If you repent (apologize and forsake your sins), and put your faith in Jesus Christ, your God and Savior, you will be saved. If not, you will face the wrath of God upon your sins. Jesus said
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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So, mankind deserves to die. However, Jesus Christ, the true representation of God and man, being fully God, and fully man, lived perfectly so mankind could be deemed righteous, and died to take the punishment that mankind deserved. So, mankind as a whole can now be justified before God having fulfilled their purpose as the image of God in the physical world, and also allow God's justice and wrath to be satisfied by having mankind die in Jesus Christ.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
wow, you must lead a very meaningful life, being a walking annoying incessantly preaching turd that forces stupid fear-based ideals to people on YouTUBE. good job buddy, im sure that's exactly what God had in mind. something tells me he doesnt want brainless farts like you in heaven. and you have a reggae username?
SunsetViking 3 years ago 3
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So, God became a man, who we call Jesus, so that mankind could fulfill their purpose of being the physical representation of God. However, for those who have sinned, they have earned the wage of sin (a wage is something you earn), and that is death.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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So, should God punish or reward you for breaking His laws? Obviously, God should ensure justice is served, and should punish all who have broken His laws. However, God wants to save you from His wrath, because God is also merciful and kind. God became a man, Jesus Christ, and died on a cross in your place, taking the punishment you deserved upon Himself.
The life of Christ was as important as His death. God created mankind to be His image in the physical world, and we failed by sinning.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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So, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterous murderer at heart. Now, if God is just and good and perfectly Holy, having never commit any sins, and you stand before Him as a vile and wicked sinner, what should He do with you? If He lets you go, that would make God evil, so would any judge who lets an evil man walk away without justice being served. God must punish all that is evil in order for God to remain good.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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Have you ever murdered anyone? Jesus said if you are angry with someone, you are guilty of murder in your heart.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
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Let me ask you, how many murders do I need to commit to be called a murderer? Just one.
Have you ever told a lie? That makes you a liar.
Have you ever stolen anything? That makes you a thief.
Have you ever used God's name as a curse word? That makes you a blasphemer against the God that gave you life.
Have you ever looked at a woman with lust? Jesus said if you look at someone to lust after them, you have commit adultery in your heart.
chantdownBABYL0N 3 years ago
Have you ever considered yourself human? apparently not, you GODDAMN FREAK.
EXPLAIN MONKEYS, asshole.
SunsetViking 3 years ago
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cock
kano26uk 2 years ago
3:30 ....looks like Jesus has got a little captain in him...
zebrawithnostripes 3 years ago
Lick Poop shaves his ass and Unicow has Abs of steel!!!
Thanks for the laffs!
Njoydancing 3 years ago
This video is exactly as patriotic as I hope to be.
PerseusStoned 3 years ago
shes hellava good at singing
mcflurey667 3 years ago
Cleaver :) More girls should dress like Eve!
Highice007 3 years ago
Clever**? :)
Elodee123 2 years ago
Oh bugger. My spelling is crap. :( Thanks for the correction.
Highice007 2 years ago
Wow was that a naked Lick Poop and a Jesus Unicow? (yeah and Go Go girl i know).
Lexphoto 3 years ago 2
C'mon,people,get real! A Jack-drinkin',flag-wavin',gun-totin' Jesus wouldn't set foot in anything but the Duke Boys' '69 Dodge Charger!
bubblehead696 3 years ago
Dodge trucks are Ram of God tough!
anemar1ew 3 years ago
I had three Rangers and an F150, and I have to say "I really love my Toyota!"
This is brilliant stuff!!
Roy
twohawksfucking 3 years ago
LMAO
jhexp1001 3 years ago
That is an abomination, sacrilege, and overall offensive. I cant believe that one of my favorite channels would promote such repugnance Jesus would full on be a Chevy Man!
chrama1 3 years ago
LOOOL XD
BloodDemon293846 3 years ago
That there is my Lord!
troped 3 years ago 2
Funny stuff.
bckotkowski 3 years ago 4
bloody hysterical
AkarsuandPhin 3 years ago 3
too damn funny
joedog63 3 years ago 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
winterwinwin 3 years ago 3
I remember my Ford... it would take the power of the Lord to hold that damn thing together. This video made me slap myself on the forehead over and over.
Bigredgumball 3 years ago
This was amazing!!!!! I love this video.
DudeX01 3 years ago
GODDAMIT WOMAN! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
aboodz 3 years ago
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In 1891 a 54 years old chinese woman named chewy long immigrated from hong kong in a village called saint madele in the state of new york, she was making spiritual rituals by bringing out dead relatives from the underword A mob of religious people burnt down her house while she was in it and died.if you read this message she will appear to you at midnight and burn you to death by spitting fire at you unless you rewrite this message three times in other you tube
kukupalsu 3 years ago
XD lol
ven4eto 3 years ago
Amazing!!!!!!!!
badmonkeygod 3 years ago
how dare you make fun of jesus this way! he would most certanly drive a chevy and jessica alba would certainly be sitting beside him. and he would be cranking up the radio listening to nirvana "smells like teen spirit"
wuweido 3 years ago
wait...wouldn't he shoot a rifle?
WolfSyndrome 3 years ago
This is just wrong...what would Jesus drive? A stolen car of course...check out the bible...as JC entered Jerusalem he ordered his lackeys to to get an ass from a nearby hitching post and bring it to him so he could ride in style. That sound like was car thieves do today. And we all thought stealing was a sin. WTF?
bobrussell1957 3 years ago 3